Guys over 40: Your last two session night? (1 Viewer)

[loser]

Gehrig was The Iron Horse. RedmondLonghorn is The Iron Hose.

Nightly obligatory #######? Sounds more like Wally Pimp.

 

[Fennis]

GMs post reminds me that the worst is not the # of times, its the lack of velocity at the end. I used to be able to shoot a lamp off a nightstand, now its like an old man's dribble.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I put that in quotes because there have been plenty of nights where we just achieved "qualifying penetration" (I got hard and got it in and thrusted for a bit) and then called it a night due to us being too tired or whatever.

does.not.compute

While I usually need plenty of rest between starts, I've never had a problem lasting through a complete game, or even extra innings.

Sometimes I want to get off the mound, but the manager leaves me out there throwing junk.

(Probably took the metaphor beyond its usefulness there)

 

[General Malaise]

GMs post reminds me that the worst is not the # of times, its the lack of velocity at the end. I used to be able to shoot a lamp off a nightstand, now its like an old man's dribble.

I don't even need Kleenex anymore.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Gehrig was The Iron Horse. RedmondLonghorn is The Iron Hose.

Nightly obligatory #######? Sounds more like Wally Pimp.

If so, that would be Wife 2.0.

 

[Fennis]

GMs post reminds me that the worst is not the # of times, its the lack of velocity at the end. I used to be able to shoot a lamp off a nightstand, now its like an old man's dribble.

I don't even need Kleenex anymore.

 

[Deepster]

I'm 48. If I was still married to the former? Twice a month would be a treat. Now, with a girfriend who's 37? Doubleheaders are common....with some mornin' sunshine tossed in for good measure.

In all honesty, you don't need chemical help when you're actually turned on by the person laying next to you.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

In all honesty, you don't need chemical help when you're actually turned on by the person laying next to you.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

In all honesty, you don't need chemical help when you're actually turned on by the person laying next to you.

That's not scientifically true. Plenty of old guys could be laying next to a smoking hot, twenty-something coed and still need a little help.And I'm completely turned on by my wife. We have absolutely mind blowing sex, best sex of my life, then I roll over and go to sleep. I can't muster the energy for a double header, but that doesn't mean the first outing wasn't a near perfect game.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

In all honesty, you don't need chemical help when you're actually turned on by the person laying next to you.

That's not scientifically true. Plenty of old guys could be laying next to a smoking hot, twenty-something coed and still need a little help.And I'm completely turned on by my wife. We have absolutely mind blowing sex, best sex of my life, then I roll over and go to sleep. I can't muster the energy for a double header, but that doesn't mean the first outing wasn't a near perfect game.

I am sure it isn't true in some instances, but it is definitely true for me.

Not being married to a soul-stealing harpie psycho is good for the libido.

 

[sbonomo]

Young guys, may this thread be your lesson. F#@! as much as possible when you're young. Don't even waste time discriminating. You're like a rookie who went to the Super Bowl and you now falsely believe it will be this easy every season. It won't be. Heed the advice of your elders.

perfect post...

 

[GOB]

In all honesty, you don't need chemical help when you're actually turned on by the person laying next to you.

That's not scientifically true. Plenty of old guys could be laying next to a smoking hot, twenty-something coed and still need a little help.And I'm completely turned on by my wife. We have absolutely mind blowing sex, best sex of my life, then I roll over and go to sleep. I can't muster the energy for a double header, but that doesn't mean the first outing wasn't a near perfect game.

I think I see your problem.I'm never in there looking for a perfect game. I'm more of a set up man or realistically a mop up guy. I'm just in there to get my innings and keep collecting a paycheck. Just trying not to get cut.

Sure I'm going to give up some runs, hell most of you remember I've been known to blow 8 run leads. But the manager keeps calling on me because my arm knows no bounds.

tldr I like the secks

 

[DocHolliday]

Young guys, may this thread be your lesson. F#@! as much as possible when you're young. Don't even waste time discriminating. You're like a rookie who went to the Super Bowl and you now falsely believe it will be this easy every season. It won't be. Heed the advice of your elders.

perfect post...

Hindsight is 20-20.

 

[cstu]

In all honesty, you don't need chemical help when you're actually turned on by the person laying next to you.

That's not scientifically true. Plenty of old guys could be laying next to a smoking hot, twenty-something coed and still need a little help.And I'm completely turned on by my wife. We have absolutely mind blowing sex, best sex of my life, then I roll over and go to sleep. I can't muster the energy for a double header, but that doesn't mean the first outing wasn't a near perfect game.

At some age, sure, but generally the problem is the person next to you.

 

[Deepster]

In all honesty, you don't need chemical help when you're actually turned on by the person laying next to you.

That's not scientifically true. Plenty of old guys could be laying next to a smoking hot, twenty-something coed and still need a little help.And I'm completely turned on by my wife. We have absolutely mind blowing sex, best sex of my life, then I roll over and go to sleep. I can't muster the energy for a double header, but that doesn't mean the first outing wasn't a near perfect game.

Yeah, I guess that is true. I meant it more that I don't think double headers are such a rare thing for guys over 40. I think most marriages lose the spark and can't get it back and that's why some guys turn to Vitamin V.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Last month - age 46 - LOOK AT ME!

 

[culdeus]

In all honesty, you don't need chemical help when you're actually turned on by the person laying next to you.

That's not scientifically true. Plenty of old guys could be laying next to a smoking hot, twenty-something coed and still need a little help.And I'm completely turned on by my wife. We have absolutely mind blowing sex, best sex of my life, then I roll over and go to sleep. I can't muster the energy for a double header, but that doesn't mean the first outing wasn't a near perfect game.

Yeah, I guess that is true. I meant it more that I don't think double headers are such a rare thing for guys over 40. I think most marriages lose the spark and can't get it back and that's why some guys turn to Vitamin V.

V doesn't help this. The low t stuff would

 

[Christo]

Does once in the morning and once in the evening count? Or no?

No, clothes cannot have been put back on in between. Preferrably there would also not be a nap in between. You finish Session 1, cuddle and/or have som chit-chat, and then are ready again for Session 2.

How about once at night then once in the morning--no clothes were worn in between. Last weekend.

 

[Galileo]

Last pitched a doubleheader Dec 18th...my anniversary...but really, I am only good for a couple of pitches in any given game

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Does once in the morning and once in the evening count? Or no?

No, clothes cannot have been put back on in between. Preferrably there would also not be a nap in between. You finish Session 1, cuddle and/or have som chit-chat, and then are ready again for Session 2.

How about once at night then once in the morning--no clothes were worn in between. Last weekend.

No, I think that's more a series with a night game followed by a day game. I'm looking for a true double header.

 

[Coeur de Lion]

This past weekend the night we got back from vacation -- after a week in a hotel room with the kids we were both rarin' to go. But that's not typical. After 16 years of marriage (almost 20 together) and with two kids, we both typically just want to go to sleep afterwards.

 

[acarey50]

This past weekend the night we got back from vacation -- after a week in a hotel room with the kids we were both rarin' to go. But that's not typical. After 16 years of marriage (almost 20 together) and with two kids, we both typically just want to go to sleep afterwards.

15 years married and 19 together here, and heck, half the time I just want to go to sleep during.

 

[NutterButter]

I don't like reading threads like these because they remind me how terrible my sex life is when compared to other people. Ignorance is bliss is the words I've come to live by when it comes to my marriage and my house.

 

[Bonfire]

This is also directly tied to the duration of the first game in my experience. Was it like watching a game without commercials on DVR? Or was it a 16 inning playoff game with 3485 commercials and a 9 minute rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner?

 

[Guest]

I guess with 2 different women would be bending the rules.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I guess with 2 different women would be bending the rules.

Bending the rules to be more awesome

 

[Guest]

I guess with 2 different women would be bending the rules.

Bending the rules to be more awesome

Just checking for future reference.

 

[FUBAR]

This is also directly tied to the duration of the first game in my experience. Was it like watching a game without commercials on DVR? Or was it a 16 inning playoff game with 3485 commercials and a 9 minute rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner?

we've recently gotten to the point where we'll literally watch a game or episode of big brother during.

 

[ArbyMelt]

I'm gonna try tonight. The wife is a sound sleeper. Oh I'm almost 50 too.

 

[Shrugs]

Even in my 20s, I could start a double header but I could never finish one.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

This is also directly tied to the duration of the first game in my experience. Was it like watching a game without commercials on DVR? Or was it a 16 inning playoff game with 3485 commercials and a 9 minute rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner?

we've recently gotten to the point where we'll literally watch a game or episode of big brother during.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Even in my 20s, I could start a double header but I could never finish one.

 

[NCCommish]

I'm 52 I feel bad for anyone in their 40s who can't make twice happen without a nap. No problems here.

 

[Instinctive]

Young guys, may this thread be your lesson. F#@! as much as possible when you're young. Don't even waste time discriminating. You're like a rookie who went to the Super Bowl and you now falsely believe it will be this easy every season. It won't be. Heed the advice of your elders.

This thread is freakin scary.

My best day ever was 10.5. Which is awesome and a little sad in a way.

Also I'm going to equate long-stance to marriage, because going without for two months is the worst.

 

[FUBAR]

This is also directly tied to the duration of the first game in my experience. Was it like watching a game without commercials on DVR? Or was it a 16 inning playoff game with 3485 commercials and a 9 minute rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner?

we've recently gotten to the point where we'll literally watch a game or episode of big brother during.

I'll handle the remote while she handles mine.

 

[bierfiend]

it's rare these days primarily due to lack of time alone. we have a 9 yr old daughter who does most activities with us. opportunity strikes around 10-11. we both work and by that time we are lucky to get one in. on weekends, our daughter stays up later so it is again tough to get one let alone two in. also rare is the date night or a getaway for just us.

 

[pats3in4]

Last time I pulled a double-session was about a month ago. But that's the last time I can remember that happening in years.

I have a girlfriend who I don't see on the nights I have custody of my kids. So when I go a few days without seeing her, that first night we get together is my best chance at pulling that off. Usually, though, it's like:

1st night: :superman:

1st morning after: :letsdothisagain:

2nd night: :goodtogo:

2nd morning after: :thattookawhile:

3rd night: "Not feeling it, wait until the morning?"

3rd morning after: :goodtogo:

And then on a once per 24 hour cycle. If I can squeeze in a full day of nosexytime, I'm ready for twice a day again.

 

[sbonomo]

I can still, with 10-15 of recovery, do this on an occation. Good luck talking the wife into it.

 

[PIK95]

Do it all the time. Just call me Ernie "Sperm" Banks! "Let's play two!"

 

[YSR]

I know exactly when my last double was....November, 2014. Sunday night. Had a nice dinner with another couple, wine was flowing, sparks were flying later in the bedroom. Coincidentally, that night resulted in TWINS!!!! Also the last night I've had sex. I don't care to ever have it again, really. My life is over now thanks to it.

ETA...the sparks were flying AFTER the other couple went home. I'm not some sort of swinging freak. Well, actually, I would be, but I'm pretty sure my desirability by women who are not in a binding contract with me is less than zero.

Not true.

 

[BobbyLayne]

With rare exceptions I needed significant time before starts, even in my prime.

Wife 2.0 and I are working on a streak. We have "had sex" every night this year. I put that in quotes because there have been plenty of nights where we just achieved "qualifying penetration" (I got hard and got it in and thrusted for a bit) and then called it a night due to us being too tired or whatever.

Honestly I am not sure whether the streak is a net positive for our sex life at this stage, as obligatory ####### isn't generally all that much fun. Though there have been times when one or both of us didn't really feel like it and somebody (sometimes both of us) got really into it and it ended up being awesome.

Anyway, look at my, I've penetrated the same woman 200+ nights in a row!

Unicorn sighting.

#IBelieve #NotMyLife #Envy

 

[Krankie]

I'm 51 and last Friday night. Both kids were gone for the night... /shrug

 

[gianmarco]

A two session month would be unusual for me and the missus, but sometimes I'll still jerk off 4-5 times a day.

What the....5 times in a day? Does air just puff out of it on the 5th one?

For me, it would be dust.

 

[(HULK)]

When I was 23, I once played 6 games in one night.

@ 37, I'm still good for 2 usually. But they're short games. I've still got incredible bat speed, unfortunately for my wife.

 

[FUBAR]

What's the ruling on playing two for her, one for you?

 

[Al O'Pecia]

What's the ruling on playing two for her, one for you?

I'm going to need you to elaborate on this before I can make a ruling.Two orgasms for her, but you can ask out midway through your second start when you've obviously already conquered the other team?

 

[PIK95]

What's the ruling on playing two for her, one for you?

It's known as a "Tuesday"

 

[FUBAR]

What's the ruling on playing two for her, one for you?

I'm going to need you to elaborate on this before I can make a ruling.Two orgasms for her, but you can ask out midway through your second start when you've obviously already conquered the other team?

ask out?

consider the night a triathlon - something like

 

[Coeur de Lion]

What's the ruling on playing two for her, one for you?

I'm going to need you to elaborate on this before I can make a ruling.Two orgasms for her, but you can ask out midway through your second start when you've obviously already conquered the other team?

Think this is one during the warm-ups, then one during the actual game. At least that's the only way it makes sense to me. I frequently need to... uhhh... ask my wife to stop / slow down "throwing" during warm-ups to avoid ruining my arm for the actual game.

 

[comfortably numb]

I thought she wanted a curverball, instead I was calling for a back door slider.

After a few more signal mixups I balked on the rubber and the runners advanced scoring the go ahead run from third.

I was then pulled from the game.