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Have you ever slept with a prostitute? (1 Viewer)

Once, I was hanging around in Amsterdam…..and…..the most obvious thing you do when you are in Amsterdam is………yep……….to visit ‘de Wallen’, the Red Light District. Obviously I’ve heard about window-prostitution before, but to see those women challenge the public so openly from behind their windows was….shocking. I mean, the shopping public just walked through this area as if it was the most normal thing you can do. A fat black prostitute sat there behind her window smiling at the crowd. A latin girl was dancing behind her window shaking with her behind. And…there was a man in a lion-suit showing around some tourists!!! An older couple walked in front of me and they were really watching with awe and wonder (and horror). A young blond girl laughed at me from behind a window. That….was such a thrill. To be honest, I was having some plans in my mind before. But…I never had sex with a woman before in my life, and this was the chance I’ve been waiting for. And it was so close, and for just 50 bucks…...but I was too scared at the moment.

I waited a couple of days and I went back to Amsterdam again. I mustered up all my courage and I stepped towards a window of a somewhat older prostitute (I believe it was in the Sint Annenstraat). “Fifty?”, she asked….”Okay”. She asked where I came from. “The Netherlands”…she answered:“Oh, uit Nederland!”. She spoke Dutch fluently, but with a German accent. She asked me if this was the first time I’ve visited a prostitute. She explained to me what the prices were, 50 euros was just sucking OR #######, 70 euros sucking AND #######, for a 100 euros you can stay for half an hour and do whatever you want (except anal and stuff). I chose 70. Should have done a hundred because she kicked me out within no time. But….it was a nice experience anyway. I lost my virginity.

The atmosphere in a window-brothel was really cool. There’s a bed, a mirror, a red light. And the smell….well….the place smelled like decontaminating stuff. It was as if I was visiting the dentist really. The lady behaved exactly like the female dentist assistant. You lie there on a bed naked, with a naked lady you just know for two minutes. She gives you #######. She said…”well, it it’s hard enough now, I think we can ####. Which position?”. That was a difficult question. It took me a minute to reach a decision….doggystyle!!!!! A little bit agitated, she said: ”Then we’ll do it doggystyle”.

That was disappointing. I’ve seen porn-videos and these guys have these huge #####. Mine’s only ‘average’. The porn-guys can really bang all the way; they have over 8 inch #####, and have a large margin to thrust. I found out, that basically, despite my #### being 6 inches, I only have a margin of 2 inches really. If you pull out your #### more than 2 inches, you’ll easily slip out. The woman was making noises too, as if she was enjoying it. I’m not naive. She must have sex with 10 men a day. Nope, it’s just labor for her.

Anyway, after it was over, I was really excited. It tasted like more. I decided that from now on, I would visit a prostitute every once in a while. But I decided that such events must be really rare. Actually it didn’t interest me really. I was more interested in the size of my ####. I was insecure about that, thought it was too small. I measured the length and the circumference. I looked on the internet, and I found out my #### was actually average, not small. I saw a site which was especially dedicated to the penis size debate The guy who made this site even made a diagram in which length, circumference and the pleasure the woman got from a penis were connected to each other.

Unfortunately, according to him, my #### is ‘only’ enjoyable. Actually a woman is really satisfied by a #### which is above average, between 7 and 8 inches, rather than six inches which is average.

But nonetheless visiting a prostitute was a big boost for my self esteem. At first I didn't pay much attention to the way I looked. But from this moment on I wanted to be beautiful... for the prostitutes. I wanted to impress them. I bought beautiful pants, nice shoes and a beautiful leather jacket.

A couple of weeks went on until I visited my second prostitute. But this time, there actually were strange persons standing in the alleys. I didn’t know what to think of them. I was very nervous and basically I stepped as quickly as possible towards the nearest prostitute I saw. It was a nice-looking young blond girl. In front of her window stood some of these strange-looking foreign men, talking to each other with wild gestures in a strange language. She looked bored, and totally didn’t look at my direction. Suddenly I stood right before her window. She looked a bit surprised and stepped off her stool. She opened her window and said: ”Fifty?”. I replied: “a hundred”.(I didn’t make the same mistake again) “Half an hour?”, she asked. “Okay”. I stepped in and she closed the curtains.

In the background I heard the strange men talking in their strange language.

While we were busy I asked her how she knew when the time was up, because there wasn’t a clock in her room. Unfortunately her English wasn’t too good so she didn’t understand me. She did call me beautiful, however. I asked her where she came from. She said: ”Latvia." She smiled. After we were finished we didn’t say a word to each other anymore. I basically came, and she said “finished?”. She removed the condom with a tissue. Then she sat on a bidet to wash herself from underneath.

At the same time another man stepped out of another window. “Thanks”, he said. The prostitute with an Egyptian wig, just looked far ahead at nothing and moved her tongue across her lips. Behind another dark window, I saw the silhouette of a young man and a prostitute.

The Netherlands really is strange country.

I was really proud about what the girl said to me about being beautiful. I was so proud that I told my parents that I had visited a prostitute and that she said I was beautiful. They thought it was okay. They both said I had my "needs". My mother said that prostitution is the oldest profession. My father looked very stern at me and said "If there where no prostitutes many more women would be raped."

 
Well, for $100 she'll give everybody here except Arizona Ron and Tdoss the best 30 minutes of their day....

I am looking to spend my quality time with a generous gentlemen. I have long brown hair, sensual lips, and an amazing body, and all set to receive a guest @ MY APARTMENT. call me at *** *** ****. NO TEXTING! Compensation for companionship ONLY, mature gentleman are very welcome. No black men please.

$100 dollar special half hour

$150 dollar the hour

Incalls in doral area, outcalls available one hour min $150. Couples are welcome, also overnight please call for more details.
No Black men = Tired of being recruited by pimps

No shtick
Look at icon thrusting his expert pimp knowledge on the FFA.
Some of us pay... some of us get paid.

 
Well, for $100 she'll give everybody here except Arizona Ron and Tdoss the best 30 minutes of their day....

I am looking to spend my quality time with a generous gentlemen. I have long brown hair, sensual lips, and an amazing body, and all set to receive a guest @ MY APARTMENT. call me at *** *** ****. NO TEXTING! Compensation for companionship ONLY, mature gentleman are very welcome. No black men please.

$100 dollar special half hour

$150 dollar the hour

Incalls in doral area, outcalls available one hour min $150. Couples are welcome, also overnight please call for more details.
No Black men = Tired of being recruited by pimps

No shtick
This is why pimpin ain't easy.
Negotiating skills my friend. I has them.

 
But from this moment on I wanted to be beautiful... for the prostitutes. I wanted to impress them. I bought beautiful pants, nice shoes and a beautiful leather jacket.
This was my favorite part.

 
I was really proud about what the girl said to me about being beautiful. I was so proud that I told my parents that I had visited a prostitute and that she said I was beautiful. They thought it was okay. They both said I had my "needs". My mother said that prostitution is the oldest profession. My father looked very stern at me and said "If there where no prostitutes many more women would be raped."
To be continued.....

 
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Gentleman,

As promised, here is my update from last night.

I knocked once on the front door of the spa and walked in. Promptly greeted, as I should be, by 2 gorgeous women. One was blonde, slightly thicker, but was solid as ####. Little no jiggle on her body except for her obviously fake #### (which didnt jiggle much). The other was a brunette, thinner, smaller ####, but a bumping culo on her backside. Looked like it was sculpted by the hands of a god.

Introduce myself as Frank (that's my hustlin' name in these joints) and they introduce themselves as well. Julia (blonde) and Samantha (brunette). I don't hear accents on either, so Im slightly disappointed, but that quickly fades away.

I tell them I am a first timer to the massage parlour game (I did this for you guys, for a possibly better story) and they tell me how much Ill enjoy the experience, that they have the best hands in the business. and I'll be stress free in no time. They give me the package rundown, including a double whammy, a MASSAGE FROM BOTH GIRLS.

After hitting on Auburn +11 for close enough to a rack, I go for it... I ask how much for double massage and they tell me 50$ a girl. SOLD.

Fast Forward -----> The massage is about 5 minutes deep, and theyre actually doing a good job. But we all know where this is headed when they ask me to turn around and lay on my back.

"So, what needs the most work on your front side?" Samantha asks me.

"How much for the 10 minute package" I ask, laughing... They looked a bit confused, so I said "Im not gonna last more than another 5 with the two of you on me". They laughed again and Samantha says "then it's your lucky day cuz Im only giving head today *cough cough*"

"wow, so Im giving you a 50 for a 5min massage?" I said, half jokingly... She tells me she'll stay and help get me off for a little bit.. and she does.

So anyways, I work out a deal w Julia, and the two of them start yanking my tool, kissing me all over... they lay me down and julia get an inch from my face and starts flicking her bean while Sam is still yankin me and giving it a few licks... By this time, Im obviously rock solid

The two girls kiss a sexy as #### deep throat kiss, and Sam leaves.

I pound Julia for a good 15min and I explode. Couldve finished about 10min earlier tbh, but I tried my damndest to prolong it...

She was loud and like a water park.. almost too much even.

Anyways - I walk out 350$ lighter w a nice tip for their courtesy. Sam gives me her cell # and tells me if I ever want to test her out to give her a shout privately and she'll swing my my place.

Solid night. Nothing crazy, no bloopers... Just a solid cleansing of my tubes and a story for the FFA boys.

Cheers (and sorry it wasnt as detailed as Id like... but it seems we have to walk on eggshells w the reports, so I minimized details.)

 
Gentleman,

As promised, here is my update from last night.

I knocked once on the front door of the spa and walked in. Promptly greeted, as I should be, by 2 gorgeous women. One was blonde, slightly thicker, but was solid as ####. Little no jiggle on her body except for her obviously fake #### (which didnt jiggle much). The other was a brunette, thinner, smaller ####, but a bumping culo on her backside. Looked like it was sculpted by the hands of a god.

Introduce myself as Frank (that's my hustlin' name in these joints) and they introduce themselves as well. Julia (blonde) and Samantha (brunette). I don't hear accents on either, so Im slightly disappointed, but that quickly fades away.

I tell them I am a first timer to the massage parlour game (I did this for you guys, for a possibly better story) and they tell me how much Ill enjoy the experience, that they have the best hands in the business. and I'll be stress free in no time. They give me the package rundown, including a double whammy, a MASSAGE FROM BOTH GIRLS.

After hitting on Auburn +11 for close enough to a rack, I go for it... I ask how much for double massage and they tell me 50$ a girl. SOLD.

Fast Forward -----> The massage is about 5 minutes deep, and theyre actually doing a good job. But we all know where this is headed when they ask me to turn around and lay on my back.

"So, what needs the most work on your front side?" Samantha asks me.

"How much for the 10 minute package" I ask, laughing... They looked a bit confused, so I said "Im not gonna last more than another 5 with the two of you on me". They laughed again and Samantha says "then it's your lucky day cuz Im only giving head today *cough cough*"

"wow, so Im giving you a 50 for a 5min massage?" I said, half jokingly... She tells me she'll stay and help get me off for a little bit.. and she does.

So anyways, I work out a deal w Julia, and the two of them start yanking my tool, kissing me all over... they lay me down and julia get an inch from my face and starts flicking her bean while Sam is still yankin me and giving it a few licks... By this time, Im obviously rock solid

The two girls kiss a sexy as #### deep throat kiss, and Sam leaves.

I pound Julia for a good 15min and I explode. Couldve finished about 10min earlier tbh, but I tried my damndest to prolong it...

She was loud and like a water park.. almost too much even.

Anyways - I walk out 350$ lighter w a nice tip for their courtesy. Sam gives me her cell # and tells me if I ever want to test her out to give her a shout privately and she'll swing my my place.

Solid night. Nothing crazy, no bloopers... Just a solid cleansing of my tubes and a story for the FFA boys.

Cheers (and sorry it wasnt as detailed as Id like... but it seems we have to walk on eggshells w the reports, so I minimized details.)
good story, would've been better with details. anyone who actually reports stuff like this is a #####.

 
Gentleman,

As promised, here is my update from last night.

I knocked once on the front door of the spa and walked in. Promptly greeted, as I should be, by 2 gorgeous women. One was blonde, slightly thicker, but was solid as ####. Little no jiggle on her body except for her obviously fake #### (which didnt jiggle much). The other was a brunette, thinner, smaller ####, but a bumping culo on her backside. Looked like it was sculpted by the hands of a god.

Introduce myself as Frank (that's my hustlin' name in these joints) and they introduce themselves as well. Julia (blonde) and Samantha (brunette). I don't hear accents on either, so Im slightly disappointed, but that quickly fades away.

I tell them I am a first timer to the massage parlour game (I did this for you guys, for a possibly better story) and they tell me how much Ill enjoy the experience, that they have the best hands in the business. and I'll be stress free in no time. They give me the package rundown, including a double whammy, a MASSAGE FROM BOTH GIRLS.

After hitting on Auburn +11 for close enough to a rack, I go for it... I ask how much for double massage and they tell me 50$ a girl. SOLD.

Fast Forward -----> The massage is about 5 minutes deep, and theyre actually doing a good job. But we all know where this is headed when they ask me to turn around and lay on my back.

"So, what needs the most work on your front side?" Samantha asks me.

"How much for the 10 minute package" I ask, laughing... They looked a bit confused, so I said "Im not gonna last more than another 5 with the two of you on me". They laughed again and Samantha says "then it's your lucky day cuz Im only giving head today *cough cough*"

"wow, so Im giving you a 50 for a 5min massage?" I said, half jokingly... She tells me she'll stay and help get me off for a little bit.. and she does.

So anyways, I work out a deal w Julia, and the two of them start yanking my tool, kissing me all over... they lay me down and julia get an inch from my face and starts flicking her bean while Sam is still yankin me and giving it a few licks... By this time, Im obviously rock solid

The two girls kiss a sexy as #### deep throat kiss, and Sam leaves.

I pound Julia for a good 15min and I explode. Couldve finished about 10min earlier tbh, but I tried my damndest to prolong it...

She was loud and like a water park.. almost too much even.

Anyways - I walk out 350$ lighter w a nice tip for their courtesy. Sam gives me her cell # and tells me if I ever want to test her out to give her a shout privately and she'll swing my my place.

Solid night. Nothing crazy, no bloopers... Just a solid cleansing of my tubes and a story for the FFA boys.

Cheers (and sorry it wasnt as detailed as Id like... but it seems we have to walk on eggshells w the reports, so I minimized details.)
good story, would've been better with details. anyone who actually reports stuff like this is a #####.
So is their family.

 
I guess I'm too frugal to do this on a regular basis. And I always think about things I could get for the same amount of money that will last longer, like a PS4, or a few hotel nights out of town, or a new tree for the front yard. $350 to get a nut off just seems insane. Especially when I can chat up a girl at the supermarket or Great Clips and get it for free with some effort (I know, I know, you're paying them to go away afterward, not for the sex).

 
Gentleman,

As promised, here is my update from last night.

I knocked once on the front door of the spa and walked in. Promptly greeted, as I should be, by 2 gorgeous women. One was blonde, slightly thicker, but was solid as ####. Little no jiggle on her body except for her obviously fake #### (which didnt jiggle much). The other was a brunette, thinner, smaller ####, but a bumping culo on her backside. Looked like it was sculpted by the hands of a god.

Introduce myself as Frank (that's my hustlin' name in these joints) and they introduce themselves as well. Julia (blonde) and Samantha (brunette). I don't hear accents on either, so Im slightly disappointed, but that quickly fades away.

I tell them I am a first timer to the massage parlour game (I did this for you guys, for a possibly better story) and they tell me how much Ill enjoy the experience, that they have the best hands in the business. and I'll be stress free in no time. They give me the package rundown, including a double whammy, a MASSAGE FROM BOTH GIRLS.

After hitting on Auburn +11 for close enough to a rack, I go for it... I ask how much for double massage and they tell me 50$ a girl. SOLD.

Fast Forward -----> The massage is about 5 minutes deep, and theyre actually doing a good job. But we all know where this is headed when they ask me to turn around and lay on my back.

"So, what needs the most work on your front side?" Samantha asks me.

"How much for the 10 minute package" I ask, laughing... They looked a bit confused, so I said "Im not gonna last more than another 5 with the two of you on me". They laughed again and Samantha says "then it's your lucky day cuz Im only giving head today *cough cough*"

"wow, so Im giving you a 50 for a 5min massage?" I said, half jokingly... She tells me she'll stay and help get me off for a little bit.. and she does.

So anyways, I work out a deal w Julia, and the two of them start yanking my tool, kissing me all over... they lay me down and julia get an inch from my face and starts flicking her bean while Sam is still yankin me and giving it a few licks... By this time, Im obviously rock solid

The two girls kiss a sexy as #### deep throat kiss, and Sam leaves.

I pound Julia for a good 15min and I explode. Couldve finished about 10min earlier tbh, but I tried my damndest to prolong it...

She was loud and like a water park.. almost too much even.

Anyways - I walk out 350$ lighter w a nice tip for their courtesy. Sam gives me her cell # and tells me if I ever want to test her out to give her a shout privately and she'll swing my my place.

Solid night. Nothing crazy, no bloopers... Just a solid cleansing of my tubes and a story for the FFA boys.

Cheers (and sorry it wasnt as detailed as Id like... but it seems we have to walk on eggshells w the reports, so I minimized details.)
good story, would've been better with details. anyone who actually reports stuff like this is a #####.
So is their family.
if you're implying that things are being reported so people's families don't see this stuff, then my retort is that if you're concerned about your family reading what you read on the internet, then here's a handy tip: don't click on a thread titled "Have you ever slept with a prostitute".

 
Gentleman,

As promised, here is my update from last night.

I knocked once on the front door of the spa and walked in. Promptly greeted, as I should be, by 2 gorgeous women. One was blonde, slightly thicker, but was solid as ####. Little no jiggle on her body except for her obviously fake #### (which didnt jiggle much). The other was a brunette, thinner, smaller ####, but a bumping culo on her backside. Looked like it was sculpted by the hands of a god.

Introduce myself as Frank (that's my hustlin' name in these joints) and they introduce themselves as well. Julia (blonde) and Samantha (brunette). I don't hear accents on either, so Im slightly disappointed, but that quickly fades away.

I tell them I am a first timer to the massage parlour game (I did this for you guys, for a possibly better story) and they tell me how much Ill enjoy the experience, that they have the best hands in the business. and I'll be stress free in no time. They give me the package rundown, including a double whammy, a MASSAGE FROM BOTH GIRLS.

After hitting on Auburn +11 for close enough to a rack, I go for it... I ask how much for double massage and they tell me 50$ a girl. SOLD.

Fast Forward -----> The massage is about 5 minutes deep, and theyre actually doing a good job. But we all know where this is headed when they ask me to turn around and lay on my back.

"So, what needs the most work on your front side?" Samantha asks me.

"How much for the 10 minute package" I ask, laughing... They looked a bit confused, so I said "Im not gonna last more than another 5 with the two of you on me". They laughed again and Samantha says "then it's your lucky day cuz Im only giving head today *cough cough*"

"wow, so Im giving you a 50 for a 5min massage?" I said, half jokingly... She tells me she'll stay and help get me off for a little bit.. and she does.

So anyways, I work out a deal w Julia, and the two of them start yanking my tool, kissing me all over... they lay me down and julia get an inch from my face and starts flicking her bean while Sam is still yankin me and giving it a few licks... By this time, Im obviously rock solid

The two girls kiss a sexy as #### deep throat kiss, and Sam leaves.

I pound Julia for a good 15min and I explode. Couldve finished about 10min earlier tbh, but I tried my damndest to prolong it...

She was loud and like a water park.. almost too much even.

Anyways - I walk out 350$ lighter w a nice tip for their courtesy. Sam gives me her cell # and tells me if I ever want to test her out to give her a shout privately and she'll swing my my place.

Solid night. Nothing crazy, no bloopers... Just a solid cleansing of my tubes and a story for the FFA boys.

Cheers (and sorry it wasnt as detailed as Id like... but it seems we have to walk on eggshells w the reports, so I minimized details.)
good story, would've been better with details. anyone who actually reports stuff like this is a #####.
So is their family.
if you're implying that things are being reported so people's families don't see this stuff, then my retort is that if you're concerned about your family reading what you read on the internet, then here's a handy tip: don't click on a thread titled "Have you ever slept with a prostitute".
I'm pretty sure that's not what he is saying.

 
So anyways, I work out a deal w Julia, and the two of them start yanking my tool, kissing me all over... they lay me down and julia get an inch from my face and starts flicking her bean while Sam is still yankin me and giving it a few licks... By this time, Im obviously rock solid
Good for you. As a married guy who hasn't gotten any strange in years, this is probably where my story would of ended.

 
Gentleman,

As promised, here is my update from last night.

I knocked once on the front door of the spa and walked in. Promptly greeted, as I should be, by 2 gorgeous women. One was blonde, slightly thicker, but was solid as ####. Little no jiggle on her body except for her obviously fake #### (which didnt jiggle much). The other was a brunette, thinner, smaller ####, but a bumping culo on her backside. Looked like it was sculpted by the hands of a god.

Introduce myself as Frank (that's my hustlin' name in these joints) and they introduce themselves as well. Julia (blonde) and Samantha (brunette). I don't hear accents on either, so Im slightly disappointed, but that quickly fades away.

I tell them I am a first timer to the massage parlour game (I did this for you guys, for a possibly better story) and they tell me how much Ill enjoy the experience, that they have the best hands in the business. and I'll be stress free in no time. They give me the package rundown, including a double whammy, a MASSAGE FROM BOTH GIRLS.

After hitting on Auburn +11 for close enough to a rack, I go for it... I ask how much for double massage and they tell me 50$ a girl. SOLD.

Fast Forward -----> The massage is about 5 minutes deep, and theyre actually doing a good job. But we all know where this is headed when they ask me to turn around and lay on my back.

"So, what needs the most work on your front side?" Samantha asks me.

"How much for the 10 minute package" I ask, laughing... They looked a bit confused, so I said "Im not gonna last more than another 5 with the two of you on me". They laughed again and Samantha says "then it's your lucky day cuz Im only giving head today *cough cough*"

"wow, so Im giving you a 50 for a 5min massage?" I said, half jokingly... She tells me she'll stay and help get me off for a little bit.. and she does.

So anyways, I work out a deal w Julia, and the two of them start yanking my tool, kissing me all over... they lay me down and julia get an inch from my face and starts flicking her bean while Sam is still yankin me and giving it a few licks... By this time, Im obviously rock solid

The two girls kiss a sexy as #### deep throat kiss, and Sam leaves.

I pound Julia for a good 15min and I explode. Couldve finished about 10min earlier tbh, but I tried my damndest to prolong it...

She was loud and like a water park.. almost too much even.

Anyways - I walk out 350$ lighter w a nice tip for their courtesy. Sam gives me her cell # and tells me if I ever want to test her out to give her a shout privately and she'll swing my my place.

Solid night. Nothing crazy, no bloopers... Just a solid cleansing of my tubes and a story for the FFA boys.

Cheers (and sorry it wasnt as detailed as Id like... but it seems we have to walk on eggshells w the reports, so I minimized details.)
good story, would've been better with details. anyone who actually reports stuff like this is a #####.
So is their family.
if you're implying that things are being reported so people's families don't see this stuff, then my retort is that if you're concerned about your family reading what you read on the internet, then here's a handy tip: don't click on a thread titled "Have you ever slept with a prostitute".
I'm pretty sure that's not what he is saying.
Agreed. I thought he was saying that anyone (who reported stuff like this) and their entire family, are a ####

 
Gentleman,

As promised, here is my update from last night.

I knocked once on the front door of the spa and walked in. Promptly greeted, as I should be, by 2 gorgeous women. One was blonde, slightly thicker, but was solid as ####. Little no jiggle on her body except for her obviously fake #### (which didnt jiggle much). The other was a brunette, thinner, smaller ####, but a bumping culo on her backside. Looked like it was sculpted by the hands of a god.

Introduce myself as Frank (that's my hustlin' name in these joints) and they introduce themselves as well. Julia (blonde) and Samantha (brunette). I don't hear accents on either, so Im slightly disappointed, but that quickly fades away.

I tell them I am a first timer to the massage parlour game (I did this for you guys, for a possibly better story) and they tell me how much Ill enjoy the experience, that they have the best hands in the business. and I'll be stress free in no time. They give me the package rundown, including a double whammy, a MASSAGE FROM BOTH GIRLS.

After hitting on Auburn +11 for close enough to a rack, I go for it... I ask how much for double massage and they tell me 50$ a girl. SOLD.

Fast Forward -----> The massage is about 5 minutes deep, and theyre actually doing a good job. But we all know where this is headed when they ask me to turn around and lay on my back.

"So, what needs the most work on your front side?" Samantha asks me.

"How much for the 10 minute package" I ask, laughing... They looked a bit confused, so I said "Im not gonna last more than another 5 with the two of you on me". They laughed again and Samantha says "then it's your lucky day cuz Im only giving head today *cough cough*"

"wow, so Im giving you a 50 for a 5min massage?" I said, half jokingly... She tells me she'll stay and help get me off for a little bit.. and she does.

So anyways, I work out a deal w Julia, and the two of them start yanking my tool, kissing me all over... they lay me down and julia get an inch from my face and starts flicking her bean while Sam is still yankin me and giving it a few licks... By this time, Im obviously rock solid

The two girls kiss a sexy as #### deep throat kiss, and Sam leaves.

I pound Julia for a good 15min and I explode. Couldve finished about 10min earlier tbh, but I tried my damndest to prolong it...

She was loud and like a water park.. almost too much even.

Anyways - I walk out 350$ lighter w a nice tip for their courtesy. Sam gives me her cell # and tells me if I ever want to test her out to give her a shout privately and she'll swing my my place.

Solid night. Nothing crazy, no bloopers... Just a solid cleansing of my tubes and a story for the FFA boys.

Cheers (and sorry it wasnt as detailed as Id like... but it seems we have to walk on eggshells w the reports, so I minimized details.)
good story, would've been better with details. anyone who actually reports stuff like this is a #####.
So is their family.
if you're implying that things are being reported so people's families don't see this stuff, then my retort is that if you're concerned about your family reading what you read on the internet, then here's a handy tip: don't click on a thread titled "Have you ever slept with a prostitute".
I'm pretty sure that's not what he is saying.
Agreed. I thought he was saying that anyone (who reported stuff like this) and their entire family, are a ####
ahh ok, in that case, right on. high fives all around.

 
Gentleman,

As promised, here is my update from last night.

I knocked once on the front door of the spa and walked in. Promptly greeted, as I should be, by 2 gorgeous women. One was blonde, slightly thicker, but was solid as ####. Little no jiggle on her body except for her obviously fake #### (which didnt jiggle much). The other was a brunette, thinner, smaller ####, but a bumping culo on her backside. Looked like it was sculpted by the hands of a god.

Introduce myself as Frank (that's my hustlin' name in these joints) and they introduce themselves as well. Julia (blonde) and Samantha (brunette). I don't hear accents on either, so Im slightly disappointed, but that quickly fades away.

I tell them I am a first timer to the massage parlour game (I did this for you guys, for a possibly better story) and they tell me how much Ill enjoy the experience, that they have the best hands in the business. and I'll be stress free in no time. They give me the package rundown, including a double whammy, a MASSAGE FROM BOTH GIRLS.

After hitting on Auburn +11 for close enough to a rack, I go for it... I ask how much for double massage and they tell me 50$ a girl. SOLD.

Fast Forward -----> The massage is about 5 minutes deep, and theyre actually doing a good job. But we all know where this is headed when they ask me to turn around and lay on my back.

"So, what needs the most work on your front side?" Samantha asks me.

"How much for the 10 minute package" I ask, laughing... They looked a bit confused, so I said "Im not gonna last more than another 5 with the two of you on me". They laughed again and Samantha says "then it's your lucky day cuz Im only giving head today *cough cough*"

"wow, so Im giving you a 50 for a 5min massage?" I said, half jokingly... She tells me she'll stay and help get me off for a little bit.. and she does.

So anyways, I work out a deal w Julia, and the two of them start yanking my tool, kissing me all over... they lay me down and julia get an inch from my face and starts flicking her bean while Sam is still yankin me and giving it a few licks... By this time, Im obviously rock solid

The two girls kiss a sexy as #### deep throat kiss, and Sam leaves.

I pound Julia for a good 15min and I explode. Couldve finished about 10min earlier tbh, but I tried my damndest to prolong it...

She was loud and like a water park.. almost too much even.

Anyways - I walk out 350$ lighter w a nice tip for their courtesy. Sam gives me her cell # and tells me if I ever want to test her out to give her a shout privately and she'll swing my my place.

Solid night. Nothing crazy, no bloopers... Just a solid cleansing of my tubes and a story for the FFA boys.

Cheers (and sorry it wasnt as detailed as Id like... but it seems we have to walk on eggshells w the reports, so I minimized details.)
good story, would've been better with details. anyone who actually reports stuff like this is a #####.
So is their family.
if you're implying that things are being reported so people's families don't see this stuff, then my retort is that if you're concerned about your family reading what you read on the internet, then here's a handy tip: don't click on a thread titled "Have you ever slept with a prostitute".
I'm pretty sure that's not what he is saying.
Agreed. I thought he was saying that anyone (who reported stuff like this) and their entire family, are a ####
:goodposting:

 
Question:

I know it's a 'tutes job to act interested in you... but that Sam girl from last night was a tad different.. and getting her cell # felt a tad odd to me..

Should I shoot her a text today or tomorrow and see if I can get some free tang? Like.. as a hookup, not to date

Could make for a some fun stories

 
Question:

I know it's a 'tutes job to act interested in you... but that Sam girl from last night was a tad different.. and getting her cell # felt a tad odd to me..

Should I shoot her a text today or tomorrow and see if I can get some free tang? Like.. as a hookup, not to date

Could make for a some fun stories
I will throat punch the mother who says "No".

 
Question:

I know it's a 'tutes job to act interested in you... but that Sam girl from last night was a tad different.. and getting her cell # felt a tad odd to me..

Should I shoot her a text today or tomorrow and see if I can get some free tang? Like.. as a hookup, not to date

Could make for a some fun stories
I will throat punch the mother who says "No".
Have you ever slept with dated a prostitute?Started by timschochet, Jan 05 2014 06:12 PM



Please, please make this happen.
 
Question:

I know it's a 'tutes job to act interested in you... but that Sam girl from last night was a tad different.. and getting her cell # felt a tad odd to me..

Should I shoot her a text today or tomorrow and see if I can get some free tang? Like.. as a hookup, not to date

Could make for a some fun stories
I will throat punch the mother who says "No".
someone will.. and that's what Im waiting for. some legit reasons why I shouldnt

 
Question:

I know it's a 'tutes job to act interested in you... but that Sam girl from last night was a tad different.. and getting her cell # felt a tad odd to me..

Should I shoot her a text today or tomorrow and see if I can get some free tang? Like.. as a hookup, not to date

Could make for a some fun stories
I will throat punch the mother who says "No".
someone will.. and that's what Im waiting for. some legit reasons why I shouldnt
It worked out for Richard Gear.

 
So I was in Bolivia a couple of years ago and spent the week with a lady friend. One night she gave me the night off, so I asked a cabbie to take me to the best place in town for chicas. He dropped me off at a strip club and I went inside. Great place, nice looking girls, pretty decent number of them there working. Many of them were from Brazil. At one point, they put on a big dance show that was really entertaining. Not the dirty kind, but like a bunch of dancers on stage doing a fantastic salsa/samba routine, everyone in carnival style costume, even male dancers (fully clothed, just there for the show and nothing more). It alone was worth the price of admission.

Well the main dancer in the show was this medium skinned black girl, incredible dancer and just a rocking body from head to toe. My impression was that she was Brazilian also. I was sold that I wanted her. After the show ended I tried to get her attention, but she was all over the place talking to guys. Everyone wanted to talk to her. Before I could grab her, a young slim girl walked over and asked if she could join me. I think this was one of those places where you had to call the girls to you, so I liked her boldness and told her yes. She was 20, Brazilian, white skin and dark hair, very cute, and long and slim the way I like them.

We hit it off pretty well and, being a gringo, I always assume they are actually interested in me, even in the strip club. After an hour or so she asked if I wanted to go in the back and I said sure. Went and paid at the bar (think it was ~$100) and went to the back where they got me on a couple extras... $5 for the condom and aren't you going to tip my big man Jose here? So we get in the little room and start making out, taking clothes off, etc. We're chatting for a little while and she makes a comment on the time, so I think that means I need to hurry up. It was probably 4am, I was half-lit and tired as ####, and I'd been doing it all week with my lady friend already. Well the girl gets me ready to perform and puts the rubber on me and I start to have a little problem. I get in there but the sensation is rapidly waning. She maybe mentioned the time again and so I start concentrating the best I can, find that little sensation and hold it in my head and go! go! go! until I finish. Maybe a minute or two.

I relax and am laying on top of her and she asks "You didn't finish, did you?" My eyes widen a little and I reply that yes I did. She says "Why did you do that???" and I tell her I thought she said the time was almost up and wanted me to hurry. Turns out that's not what she had said/meant. I had no idea that it was possible to disappoint someone that you are paying, but disappoint her I did. She was actually upset and apparently had been looking forward to getting some Dez loving. Well, at least a bit more than what she did get... :bag:

 
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Question:

I know it's a 'tutes job to act interested in you... but that Sam girl from last night was a tad different.. and getting her cell # felt a tad odd to me..

Should I shoot her a text today or tomorrow and see if I can get some free tang? Like.. as a hookup, not to date

Could make for a some fun stories
I will throat punch the mother who says "No".
shadyridr wants you to think about the children. :hot:

 
Question:

I know it's a 'tutes job to act interested in you... but that Sam girl from last night was a tad

different.. and getting her cell # felt a tad odd to me..

Should I shoot her a text today or tomorrow and

see if I can get some free tang? Like.. as a hookup, not to date

Could make for a some fun stories
Good luck with that

 

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