Have you ever slept with a prostitute? (1 Viewer)

[Keerock]

Never had sex with a prostitute, but a girl I "dated" in college LOVED to pretend she was one. Mostly in the bedroom (asked what I wanted and told me how much it would cost - performed but never collected, thankfully). But one time, when I was dropping off my laundry at the laundromat, unbeknownst to me, she made her way up to the street corner wearing a trenchcoat and not much else. When I noticed her, I pulled over and rolled down my window, and she treated it like a hooker-on-the-street transaction, which took place in the car behind the laundromat. Pretty friggin' hot.

Chick was a freak in bed, but, as is usually the case, a total psycho. Once the luster wore off her bedroom prowess, I dumped her.

 

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Maybe I am mistaken but I always assumed the following:

regular hooker: no kissing, no foreplay, like a business transaction, like the story from Amsterdam earlier in the thread

GFE: kissing, foreplay, maybe some cuddling after

PSE: wild standing up yoga position stuff, entry into uncomfortable places (like the back of a Yugo?), finishing in a manner most common in pornography

I don't actually know, but that is what I've assumed. PSE is just another level of service, not related to wether or not the girl has performed on camera previously.

Yep.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Never had sex with a prostitute, but a girl I "dated" in college LOVED to pretend she was one. Mostly in the bedroom (asked what I wanted and told me how much it would cost

- performed but never collected, thankfully). But one time, when I was dropping off my laundry at the laundromat, unbeknownst to me, she made her way up to the street corner wearing a

trenchcoat and not much else. When I noticed her, I pulled over and rolled down my window, and she treated it like a hooker-on-the-street transaction, which took place in the car behind

the laundromat. Pretty friggin' hot.

Chick was a freak in bed, but, as is usually the case, a total psycho. Once the luster wore off

her bedroom prowess, I dumped her.

You had sex with a hooker, she just didn't charge you.

 

[Keerock]

Never had sex with a prostitute, but a girl I "dated" in college LOVED to pretend she was one. Mostly in the bedroom (asked what I wanted and told me how much it would cost

- performed but never collected, thankfully). But one time, when I was dropping off my laundry at the laundromat, unbeknownst to me, she made her way up to the street corner wearing a

trenchcoat and not much else. When I noticed her, I pulled over and rolled down my window, and she treated it like a hooker-on-the-street transaction, which took place in the car behind

the laundromat. Pretty friggin' hot.

Chick was a freak in bed, but, as is usually the case, a total psycho. Once the luster wore off

her bedroom prowess, I dumped her.

You had sex with a hooker, she just didn't charge you.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Never had sex with a prostitute, but a girl I "dated" in college LOVED to pretend she was one. Mostly in the bedroom (asked what I wanted and told me how much it would cost - performed but never collected, thankfully). But one time, when I was dropping off my laundry at the laundromat, unbeknownst to me, she made her way up to the street corner wearing a trenchcoat and not much else. When I noticed her, I pulled over and rolled down my window, and she treated it like a hooker-on-the-street transaction, which took place in the car behind the laundromat. Pretty friggin' hot.

Chick was a freak in bed, but, as is usually the case, a total psycho. Once the luster wore off her bedroom prowess, I dumped her.

Hey, I dated her. Good times!

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Maybe I am mistaken but I always assumed the following:

regular hooker: no kissing, no foreplay, like a business transaction, like the story from Amsterdam earlier in the thread

GFE: kissing, foreplay, maybe some cuddling after

PSE: wild standing up yoga position stuff, entry into uncomfortable places (like the back of a Yugo?), finishing in a manner most common in pornography

I don't actually know, but that is what I've assumed. PSE is just another level of service, not related to wether or not the girl has performed on camera previously.

Yep.

PSE is basically the fireworks can land anywhere after the cover is ripped off towards the very very end just like in the movies…cue the 1920s Hollywood nostalgia music.

 

[tom22406]

I don't get this whole thing about paying more for porn stars. If I were going to have sex with a prostitute, and I had to choose between two women who were equally attractive, I would go with the one who was NOT a porn star.

But the porn star is more willing to do things, those things that aren't listed on the menu, things we won't discuss here but are overheard in the corners of parties filled with politicians and others movers and shakers.

Yeah, guess I'm conservative, but I'm not really interested in any of those things. Are you?

Maybe you should just get a happy ending after a massage to get you rolling.

 

[flysack]

I don't get this whole thing about paying more for porn stars. If I were going to have sex with a prostitute, and I had to choose between two women who were equally attractive, I would go with the one who was NOT a porn star.

Think of it as a preview of the feature film. You're hiring someone with a great audition. Just getting an attractive girl is like hiring an actress based solely on her profile pic.

 

[flysack]

Anyone else wish soulfly and shady would quit taking a dump in here?

TDE: The Dentist Experience

 

[fantasycurse42]

Never had sex with a prostitute, but a girl I "dated" in college LOVED to pretend she was one. Mostly in the bedroom (asked what I wanted and told me how much it would cost - performed but never collected, thankfully). But one time, when I was dropping off my laundry at the laundromat, unbeknownst to me, she made her way up to the street corner wearing a trenchcoat and not much else. When I noticed her, I pulled over and rolled down my window, and she treated it like a hooker-on-the-street transaction, which took place in the car behind the laundromat. Pretty friggin' hot.

Chick was a freak in bed, but, as is usually the case, a total psycho. Once the luster wore off her bedroom prowess, I dumped her.

Hey, I dated her. Good times!

+1

 

[Dez89]

PSE is as described here, but sometimes porn actresses will also work.

So how do I find the latter? There are several I would be willing to pay for, for sure.

 

[Terpman22]

This thread is gold. Glad I got to read all 9+ pages after its resurrection. 5-7 REALLY good stories. None myself though.

 

[Spike]

I can't be the only one who feels this thread is so awesome it should be pinned, can I?

 

[VA703]

I paid 3 racks for mine

 

[Dez89]

Visited the Mustang Ranch once, but wouldn't go back. As someone said regarding the Bunny Ranch, it was way overpriced and one of the more cold and businesslike experiences I have had. Maybe because I paid significantly less than the original $1000 asking price. But I was there and I thought what the hell.

Was in Amsterdam once and partook in the activities. It also was relatively expensive I thought, for the amount of time you were given. The women I was with were hotties though for sure. One was 20 and from the Czech Republic, and the other was 26 or 27 from Bulgaria. I made a little connection with the second one, so that experience was a little better. But overall I didn't really like the business aspect of it all and wouldn't make any special plans to go back.

Many years ago went with a buddy to Curacao specifically to spend time at the Campo Allegre. It's supposedly an old army camp and they have 40-80 girls from all over living/working there (Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Colombia). It was super cheap at the time, something like $5 to get in and $30 for 30 minutes, so we spent most of our long weekend there. It was our first experience doing that kind of thing, so it was interesting and turned out to be a lot of fun. Just walking around, checking out and talking to the girls. My buddy even had a couple of them fighting over him. I've moved on to other things now though and wouldn't make special plans to go back, but I would recommend it for a beginner.

 

[ConnSKINS26]

I can't be the only one who feels this thread is so awesome it should be pinned, can I?

Come on. They don't even always remember to pin all the gamesay threads. You're asking for a FBG miracle.

 

[flysack]

What are all these ranches you guys keep mentioning? Legal places in Nevada or something?

 

[shadyridr]

What are all these ranches you guys keep mentioning? Legal places in Nevada or something?

Reno

 

[Soulfly3]

Going tonight 100%. made the appointment.

 

[McGarnicle]

What are all these ranches you guys keep mentioning? Legal places in Nevada or something?

I once banged a really hot little llama, but that was at a different kind of ranch. She was amazing.

 

[Dez89]

What are all these ranches you guys keep mentioning? Legal places in Nevada or something?

I once banged a really hot little llama, but that was at a different kind of ranch. She was amazing.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

What are all these ranches you guys keep mentioning? Legal places in Nevada or something?

I once banged a really hot little llama, but that was at a different kind of ranch. She was amazing.

Reg is going to be pissed.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What are all these ranches you guys keep mentioning? Legal places in Nevada or something?

I once banged a really hot little llama, but that was at a different kind of ranch. She was amazing.

Reg is going to be pissed.

You're thinking of a lllama

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I paid 3 racks for mine

Well, whatever you do, don't tell the story.

 

[Limp Ditka]

What are all these ranches you guys keep mentioning? Legal places in Nevada or something?

I once banged a really hot little llama, but that was at a different kind of ranch. She was amazing.

Reg is going to be pissed.

You're thinking of a lllama

:lllmao:

 

[Keerock]

What are all these ranches you guys keep mentioning? Legal places in Nevada or something?

I once banged a really hot little llama, but that was at a different kind of ranch. She was amazing.

Reg is going to be pissed.

You're thinking of a lllama

:lllmao:

:spittake:

 

[VA703]

got my first one in the east side of west Baltimore under a bridge near some train tracks. she was a classy dame with nice teeth and a fresh weave. I drove up and had her get in, smelling like bubble gum I knew I was in for a treat. we talked for a few minutes negotiating and came to an agreement on the services to be performed. pulled into an abandoned alleyway to receive said services. after unloading I realized she took the rubbr off so that was quite disturbing . paid her in syringes and drove off. so far it hasn't fallen off so I think im good

 

[MCguidance]

Nope.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

If you go for the girlfriend experience does she spend at least 15 minutes #####ing about her co-workers and/or friends before you get down to it?

ool

 

[Tom Servo]

What are all these ranches you guys keep mentioning? Legal places in Nevada or something?

Reno

And just to be more specific - NOT LAS VEGAS.

 

[Terpman22]

got my first one in the east side of west Baltimore under a bridge near some train tracks. she was a classy dame with nice teeth and a fresh weave. I drove up and had her get in, smelling like bubble gum I knew I was in for a treat. we talked for a few minutes negotiating and came to an agreement on the services to be performed. pulled into an abandoned alleyway to receive said services. after unloading I realized she took the rubbr off so that was quite disturbing . paid her in syringes and drove off. so far it hasn't fallen off so I think im good

Was this is Dundalk?

 

[Tom Servo]

got my first one in the east side of west Baltimore under a bridge near some train tracks. she was a classy dame with nice teeth and a fresh weave. I drove up and had her get in, smelling like bubble gum I knew I was in for a treat. we talked for a few minutes negotiating and came to an agreement on the services to be performed. pulled into an abandoned alleyway to receive said services. after unloading I realized she took the rubbr off so that was quite disturbing . paid her in syringes and drove off. so far it hasn't fallen off so I think im good

Was this is Dundalk?

 

[timschochet]

You paid her in syringes?

 

[VA703]

got my first one in the east side of west Baltimore under a bridge near some train tracks. she was a classy dame with nice teeth and a fresh weave. I drove up and had her get in, smelling like bubble gum I knew I was in for a treat. we talked for a few minutes negotiating and came to an agreement on the services to be performed. pulled into an abandoned alleyway to receive said services. after unloading I realized she took the rubbr off so that was quite disturbing . paid her in syringes and drove off. so far it hasn't fallen off so I think im good

Was this is Dundalk?

more south but close

 

[VA703]

You paid her in syringes?

that was part of the negotiation, I sell medical supplies so I had some handy

 

[timschochet]

You paid her in syringes?

that was part of the negotiation, I sell medical supplies so I had some handy

It's like an episode of "Barter Kings".

 

[Terpman22]

got my first one in the east side of west Baltimore under a bridge near some train tracks. she was a classy dame with nice teeth and a fresh weave. I drove up and had her get in, smelling like bubble gum I knew I was in for a treat. we talked for a few minutes negotiating and came to an agreement on the services to be performed. pulled into an abandoned alleyway to receive said services. after unloading I realized she took the rubbr off so that was quite disturbing . paid her in syringes and drove off. so far it hasn't fallen off so I think im good

Was this is Dundalk?

more south but close

So it might have been my sister, great. Tell that ho she owes me $20

 

[IC FBGCav]

Talk about a great thread gone bad. FYI, if you have nothing interesting to add you don't have to participate.

 

[flysack]

What are all these ranches you guys keep mentioning? Legal places in Nevada or something?

Reno

And just to be more specific - NOT LAS VEGAS.

Reno isn't Las Vegas?

 

[Marmalade]

while stationed in Korea I once paid with a family sized box of mac n cheese. apparently it is difficult to get American goods. whiskey, cigarettes and clothes can get a girl for the whole night.

 

[Terpman22]

Talk about a great thread gone bad. FYI, if you have nothing interesting to add you don't have to participate.

 

[(HULK)]

You paid her in syringes?

that was part of the negotiation, I sell medical supplies so I had some handy

You're like 1 step shy of barting AIDS medication in exchange for sex imo. Probably not a good plan unless you want to take the cocktail yourself.

 

[cstu]

Having sex with a prostitute really has no positives, it's like eating at McDonalds. It sounds like a good idea in your head, then you take your first bite and you say "This ####### sucks", then you get a stomach ache right afterwards and go home and feel ####ty the rest of the day.

 

[17seconds]

I don't get this whole thing about paying more for porn stars. If I were going to have sex with a prostitute, and I had to choose between two women who were equally attractive, I would go with the one who was NOT a porn star.

I can see several reasons. First of all, having some knowledge of the girl makes it hotter. Much better chance she's clean because of the industry testing. And some guys may be into seeing her on film after the visit.

 

[17seconds]

Stop spelling out all the acronyms, folks can do a little leg work on google, no need to spoon feed it to them.

Maybe I want a SFE (spoon fed experience)

 

[cstu]

I don't get this whole thing about paying more for porn stars. If I were going to have sex with a prostitute, and I had to choose between two women who were equally attractive, I would go with the one who was NOT a porn star.

I can see several reasons. First of all, having some knowledge of the girl makes it hotter. Much better chance she's clean because of the industry testing. And some guys may be into seeing her on film after the visit.

That and being able to tell stories about it.

 

[Zow]

I don't get this whole thing about paying more for porn stars. If I were going to have sex with a prostitute, and I had to choose between two women who were equally attractive, I would go with the one who was NOT a porn star.

I can see several reasons. First of all, having some knowledge of the girl makes it hotter. Much better chance she's clean because of the industry testing. And some guys may be into seeing her on film after the visit.

Exactly. I can see the allure to nailing a woman you've jerked off to or whatever.

It's also very likely she's especially talented. For example, while she's not the hottest chick by a long stretch, on the fictional chance that my wife ever gave me a pass and I could have sex with any chick in the world one time, Phoenix Marie would be in my top 5 choices due to her displayed on film talents.

 

[Scoresman]

the porn star is probably more inclined to let you pee on them too.

 

[General Malaise]

the porn star is probably more inclined to let you pee on them too.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!

 

[Zegras11]

"You're a hooker?"