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Have you ever slept with a prostitute? (1 Viewer)
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Keerock
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Oink Oink the Pig
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I thought this place was more accepting of others but I understand.
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Hawks64
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Rove!
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Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
Rove!
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Oink Oink the Pig
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I don't want to ruin your fun. I'll delete it.And likely to get the thread pruned or deleted.
Hawks64
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flysack
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General Malaise
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Bob Sacamano
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International Rectifier imo
Ministry of Pain
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Ministry of Pain
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Ministry of Pain
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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!
Even better than the IR
fantasycurse42
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Rove!
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I've never done it, but had a fun experience once. I'm sitting at the drive through order screen on the southside of Indy and after I order I look up and there are 5 fairly attractive women walking up and surrounding my car. I was like whaaaaa?
Then I realized they were messing with me on the way to the trucker's lot behind me. Must have been a shift change?
Then I realized they were messing with me on the way to the trucker's lot behind me. Must have been a shift change?
fantasycurse42
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General Malaise
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No restrictions here and very close to MOP's claim of $50.... though I can clearly see why. :X
Face of innocence?
Yeah, if that goddess had the name of Medussa, maybe.
Face of innocence?
Ministry of Pain
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Did I say you could buy a Cadillac at beaten up old Chevy prices? You can find a piece of bread in a dumpster but that doesn't make it a good place to look for food.No restrictions here and very close to MOP's claim of $50.... though I can clearly see why. :X
Yeah, if that goddess had the name of Medussa, maybe.
Face of innocence?
mquinnjr
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Backpage: "From 'Curvy' to Scurvy..."No restrictions here and very close to MOP's claim of $50.... though I can clearly see why. :X
Yeah, if that goddess had the name of Medussa, maybe.
Face of innocence?
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Judge Smails
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ShaHBucks
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I paid my girlfriends for sex to check role playing off their bucket list. I asked them "how much would it cost to have sex with you?" One was offended(probably why I'm still with her). They get to act like their true selves if they play along and so do I. Get your nut(s), tell them where their money is and take a nice nap without worrying about getting AIDS again.
I'm saving the real prostitute card for marriage.
I'm saving the real prostitute card for marriage.
Officer Pete Malloy
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#random
Tom Servo
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A Stufs wannabe.
Judge Smails
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in So Cal it is a mecca of massage parlors. Endless supply of the Asian variety with some Latin and other specialty shops thrown in. Some towns are very strict in terms of LE, others not so much. Several years ago an Oriental "Health Center" opened up in our town. Turned out to be a phenomenal place. Too close to home, but phenomenal. No FS, but very attractive, great massage, attitude, etc. Before they got shut down (5 at one time in a raid), they had dropped a bit on the talent.
So we're out at a golf event. My amigo is getting hammered at the awards dinner. Like he had an IV of Grey Goose strapped to his body the entire time. The drive is 20 minutes back in town and he calls me saying he's getting a massage. Only problem is he only has $70. The hour is $60,. Since the usual tip is $40-$50 he had a decision to make. His decision was to proceed without going to an ATM. For the first time he sees a maimason type leading him to his room. Wait - where was the usual hot ones? Swears she in her 40's, rockin' an extra 15 lb's at least, etc. Anyway, he did say she gave a great massage. Walked on his back, deep tissue, worked his cakes, etc. So far so good. On the flip, Mr. Grey Goose was having some ED problems. Big time. He said she worked it for about 15 minutes, sweat coming off her forehead, with non-stop desperate pleas for him to "Re-rease?" Picture Johnny Drama in the Rub n Tug scene. This guy is sorta legendary for his FBG sized appendage, so she was getting tired in double OT. Finally after another 5-10 minutes of furious piston like action she is victorious. She had delivered like a champ, and when it came time for the tip he pulled out 2 $5 bills and calmly handed her one. Said he had to save the other $5 for Taco Bell across the street. When she realized she had just worked a Johnson for almost half an hour and was getting $5 she went freakin' berserk. Started screaming and arm barred the doorway so he couldn't leave.. He ducked under and ran out the door while she chased him to the parking lot. Said that it was the best Taco Bell meal he ever had and was amazed at what $5 can buy there.
So we're out at a golf event. My amigo is getting hammered at the awards dinner. Like he had an IV of Grey Goose strapped to his body the entire time. The drive is 20 minutes back in town and he calls me saying he's getting a massage. Only problem is he only has $70. The hour is $60,. Since the usual tip is $40-$50 he had a decision to make. His decision was to proceed without going to an ATM. For the first time he sees a maimason type leading him to his room. Wait - where was the usual hot ones? Swears she in her 40's, rockin' an extra 15 lb's at least, etc. Anyway, he did say she gave a great massage. Walked on his back, deep tissue, worked his cakes, etc. So far so good. On the flip, Mr. Grey Goose was having some ED problems. Big time. He said she worked it for about 15 minutes, sweat coming off her forehead, with non-stop desperate pleas for him to "Re-rease?" Picture Johnny Drama in the Rub n Tug scene. This guy is sorta legendary for his FBG sized appendage, so she was getting tired in double OT. Finally after another 5-10 minutes of furious piston like action she is victorious. She had delivered like a champ, and when it came time for the tip he pulled out 2 $5 bills and calmly handed her one. Said he had to save the other $5 for Taco Bell across the street. When she realized she had just worked a Johnson for almost half an hour and was getting $5 she went freakin' berserk. Started screaming and arm barred the doorway so he couldn't leave.. He ducked under and ran out the door while she chased him to the parking lot. Said that it was the best Taco Bell meal he ever had and was amazed at what $5 can buy there.
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Lots of stories to share. You guys make the call if it's cool
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