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Hot Tubs - Do like the Luvahs do….Lamb shanks anyone? (1 Viewer)

STEADYMOBBIN 22

STEADYMOBBIN 22

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We’re looking for a hot tub. We only want a hot tub with jets. We dont need LED lights, water fountain mode or integrated speakers. 

Thanks in advance. 

 
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STEADYMOBBIN 22 said:
We’re looking for a hot tub. We only want a hot tub with jets. We dont need LED lights, water fountain mode or integrated speakers. 

Thanks in advance. 
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i have a vita spa and have been happy with it.  they offer the lights and fountain effect pretty much standard now.  i would stay away from the built in speakers, mine have gone bad every 6 months and changing them is annoying.  you can just use a bluetooth that is water proof.  

 
STEADYMOBBIN 22 said:
Sadly fentanyl has scared me away from the White lady. No more partying. 

I also haven’t seen good yak in about 10 years.

But that’s solid advice.
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Many years ago I used to have an in. Dude got 5 ounces at a time and it would come in these chunks that were broke right off the brick. That was some good stuff. But now I wouldn't even begin to know where to get anything like that. I gave up the hard stuff a long time ago. Strictly herbal these days.

 
STEADYMOBBIN 22 said:
Sadly fentanyl has scared me away from the White lady. No more partying. 

I also haven’t seen good yak in about 10 years.

But that’s solid advice.
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If you find any, don't keep it a secret. There are ways to ship. 

There's no good coke out here in the Inland Empire. It's all meth. 

And hot tubs! Oh yeah, that's what we were talking about! 

 
NCCommish said:
Many years ago I used to have an in. Dude got 5 ounces at a time and it would come in these chunks that were broke right off the brick. That was some good stuff. But now I wouldn't even begin to know where to get anything like that. I gave up the hard stuff a long time ago. Strictly herbal these days.
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I used to be the dude who had the brick. 10 layers of plastic and then the Mexican newspaper and then the Fish scale  GAAAAWD I miss that smell. 

$27 a gram!!!!!!!!!! 

That’s another reason I won’t #### with anything I see. Once you sell it, you dont want to pay for it. 
 

 
Not much to add other than I love mine.  In it 3/4 times a week.  101 degrees for 15mins and bye bye stress.  

 
Zow said:
Right. But man they’re nice. 
 

(Seriously, get the lights - I actually find myself going in a lot at night/early morning)
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We’ve got tons of lights everywhere, I don’t need them in the tub.

Hot tub

beer

tv for football (I built a small roof above the TV to protect it from the elements.)

 
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pantherclub said:
Get a sauna instead.   Trust me
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I cannot think of a worse torture than sitting in a sauna. I HATE being hot. More than anything else in this world. In august I average ~4 showers and outfits a day. 

I dont even want a hot tub, the wife does. I only agreed because she agreed to be responsible for the water levels/chemicals. 

 
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El Floppo said:
omg.

for 30+ years, I have a small group of friends whenever we see each other, we say "hot-tub" instead of hi. I had COMPLETELY forgotten wth we did that. thanks!
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Anytime somebody uses the words hot tub, this is immediately what I think about. It’s involuntary. 

 
STEADYMOBBIN 22 said:
I cannot think of a worse torture than sitting in a sauna. I HATE being hot. More than anything else in this world. In august I average ~4 showers and outfits a day. 

I dont even want a hot tub, the wife does. I only agreed because she agreed to be responsible for the water levels/chemicals. 
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Not a fan of heat either but I'll take sitting in a box over simmering in ### hole soup everyday

 
Otis said:
Seems great if you like bathing in other mens’ semen and warm fecal matter. Enjoy. 
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I think the bigger issue is why are the dudes you invite to your house pulling their horns and dropping deuces in your tub? 

Otis needs better friends. 

 
Otis said:
Seems great if you like bathing in other mens’ semen and warm fecal matter. Enjoy. 
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I have a heated jacuzzi attached to my pool. I've never heated and used it. I never saw the need. I get in to cool off not heat up. 

And now Otis has affirmed my reasoning....forever.

 
Pay attention to the space in the foot well. Some are quite small and you'll be playing footsies with everyone - which you may, or may not want. 

Lights are nice for some atmosphere but I wouldn't worry about speakers as you can't hear much when the Jets are on plus a BT speaker is just as easy.

 
Otis said:
Seems great if you like bathing in other mens’ semen and warm fecal matter. Enjoy. 
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It's for my family. Im not inviting dudes over to sit in this thing. As for sexy time for the Mrs. and I - through much trial and error we have concluded that the bed is the best place for those activities. 

 
LOL @ 60 month no interest financing to try to get you to drop $10,000-$12,000. 

Hot tubs don't have to be complicated but they seem to make it so as to simply to drive up the price. Make a box with seats and jets. The seats don't need to be made so ergonomically so that you feel like you're prepping for a flight to space. 

 
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STEADYMOBBIN 22 said:
I cannot think of a worse torture than sitting in a sauna. I HATE being hot. More than anything else in this world. In august I average ~4 showers and outfits a day. 

I dont even want a hot tub, the wife does. I only agreed because she agreed to be responsible for the water levels/chemicals. 
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Easiest thing I've ever owned. Scoop of chlorine every 5 days and scoop of shock after each use. I usually drain and refill every 2 to 3 months. If you plan on having parties like Otis, I suggest just using the bathtub. 

 
jb1020 said:
I'm so close to getting one of these.  I think I have the perfect spot on the back porch.  Just don't know enough.  You have to run a 240 plug to it right?  
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Not sure.  I am just saying for a therapeutic aspect a sauna is night and day better than a jacuzzi.  We had one at our first house, and granted it was an older model but the thing never worked, never got hot, always something wrong with it and when it did work we rarely used it.  Just a waste of space IMO.   But to each their own I guess.  If I had the space where I am at now I would build a 2/3 person sauna in a minute.  I grew up with one and those things make you feel like a million bucks.  Nothing beats working out and then sitting in that for 20 minutes or so.   For the jacuzzi its a whole production,  getting the top off, heating it up, getting out wet etc

 
pantherclub said:
Not sure.  I am just saying for a therapeutic aspect a sauna is night and day better than a jacuzzi.  We had one at our first house, and granted it was an older model but the thing never worked, never got hot, always something wrong with it and when it did work we rarely used it.  Just a waste of space IMO.   But to each their own I guess.  If I had the space where I am at now I would build a 2/3 person sauna in a minute.  I grew up with one and those things make you feel like a million bucks.  Nothing beats working out and then sitting in that for 20 minutes or so.   For the jacuzzi its a whole production,  getting the top off, heating it up, getting out wet etc
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I like a jacuzzi, but a Sauna is where its at.  This thread inspired me to look around again and I found this one that looks like a great option for me.  Plugs into a regular wall outlet.  I have a back porch that's half covered and I think it would be a perfect fit.  

It says indoor use only, but a few people in the reviews said they have it outside. Outside and covered seems like a good option?  

My wife and I go to one of those Hot Sauna gyms.  She goes a lot more than I do.  I usually just go sit and stretch.  Would love to do this one the back porch.  

 
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