How long can the rabbit survive? (1 Viewer)

[Fennis]

27 years

 

[Fennis]

relevant

even more relevant

 

[GregR]

All you need is a box of Trix. Leave a trail to the exit and the tricky rabbit will be free.

At the moment I am observing, not interceding. that is probably a good thing for the rabbit as generally my intercession with rabbits ends up with me consuming them with the hearty gusto Bear Grylls reserves for warthog ****.

(I have no idea way the Bear Grylls obsession today. Probably some sort of repressed homosexual thing.)

"Probably"?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

The rabbit is both alive and dead

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The rabbit is both alive and dead

Ahhh yes... Schopenhauer's Bunny

 

[Leroy Hoard]

All you need is a box of Trix. Leave a trail to the exit and the tricky rabbit will be free.

At the moment I am observing, not interceding. that is probably a good thing for the rabbit as generally my intercession with rabbits ends up with me consuming them with the hearty gusto Bear Grylls reserves for warthog ****.

(I have no idea way the Bear Grylls obsession today. Probably some sort of repressed homosexual thing.)

"Probably"?

i prefer the good old days when Grizzly Adams was the proto-woodsman icon.

 

[TLEF316]

If the rabbit can't make it out,it was weak and stupid and his presence endangered the entire rabbit gene pool. Just let nature/confusing parking garages take their course

 

[Buckychudd]

All you need is a box of Trix. Leave a trail to the exit and the tricky rabbit will be free.

At the moment I am observing, not interceding. that is probably a good thing for the rabbit as generally my intercession with rabbits ends up with me consuming them with the hearty gusto Bear Grylls reserves for warthog ****.

(I have no idea way the Bear Grylls obsession today. Probably some sort of repressed homosexual thing.)

"Probably"?

"repressed"?

 

[Enderdog]

Hiding from the original gangsta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uOy3WdT3mY

 

[Wingnut]

Can we get a pic of the bunny?

 

[Tecumseh]

He was seeking shelter from the funder, wightning, and towential wains. Poor wittle wabbit...

 

[BobbyLayne]

Can we get a pic of the bunny?

Can we Periscope this?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Sorry. Had to run to Court. On th eway out I saw two more rabbits in the garage. In 14 years I have never seen one, and now this. My working theories now are either we have a wiring harness eating generation of mutant rabbits being bred in the Denver Metro area, or this is some sort of delayed reaction to all of the hallucinogens I consumed in the 70's, well and in the 80's, o.k. occasionally in the 90's.

 

[arrow1]

Can we get a pic of the bunny?

Hare

 

[dhockster]

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this parking garage is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

So are you suggesting a holy hand grenade?

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Look at the bones!

 

[Chemical X]

fun fact - rabbit in Italian is il coniglio

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

fun fact - rabbit in Italian is il coniglio

Yeah, fun.

 

[Joe Summer]

The rabbit done died, yes it did.

 

[Fennis]

Can we get a pic of the bunny?

j. rabbit

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Can we get a pic of the bunny?

j. rabbit

That Rabbit I would have offered aid and comfort.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Sorry. Had to run to Court. On th eway out I saw two more rabbits in the garage. In 14 years I have never seen one, and now this. My working theories now are either we have a wiring harness eating generation of mutant rabbits being bred in the Denver Metro area, or this is some sort of delayed reaction to all of the hallucinogens I consumed in the 70's, well and in the 80's, o.k. occasionally in the 90's.

Blog it up

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Sorry. Had to run to Court. On th eway out I saw two more rabbits in the garage. In 14 years I have never seen one, and now this. My working theories now are either we have a wiring harness eating generation of mutant rabbits being bred in the Denver Metro area, or this is some sort of delayed reaction to all of the hallucinogens I consumed in the 70's, well and in the 80's, o.k. occasionally in the 90's.

Blog it up

What, the dead and buried past? It would more or less be redundant to the stories of Evilgrin and his brothers, but with stops in Palenque and with encounters with the Grateful Dead and Bob Dylan. Sort of a Midwestern farm boy's version of Dazed and Confused meets Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but with locals in New York (some) Wisconsin and Minnesota, and then a side track down into Mexico.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Sorry. Had to run to Court. On th eway out I saw two more rabbits in the garage. In 14 years I have never seen one, and now this. My working theories now are either we have a wiring harness eating generation of mutant rabbits being bred in the Denver Metro area, or this is some sort of delayed reaction to all of the hallucinogens I consumed in the 70's, well and in the 80's, o.k. occasionally in the 90's.

Blog it up

What, the dead and buried past? It would more or less be redundant to the stories of Evilgrin and his brothers, but with stops in Palenque and with encounters with the Grateful Dead and Bob Dylan. Sort of a Midwestern farm boy's version of Dazed and Confused meets Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but with locals in New York (some) Wisconsin and Minnesota, and then a side track down into Mexico.

Heavens no, that would be tedious as ####. I should know, you sound like my doppleganger

No, I meant log a dailey rabbit report. Ruminate once every few weeks what it all means. Hook up a rabbit cam. Start a Go Fund Me relocation account. Endless possibilities.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Sorry. Had to run to Court. On th eway out I saw two more rabbits in the garage. In 14 years I have never seen one, and now this. My working theories now are either we have a wiring harness eating generation of mutant rabbits being bred in the Denver Metro area, or this is some sort of delayed reaction to all of the hallucinogens I consumed in the 70's, well and in the 80's, o.k. occasionally in the 90's.

Blog it up

What, the dead and buried past? It would more or less be redundant to the stories of Evilgrin and his brothers, but with stops in Palenque and with encounters with the Grateful Dead and Bob Dylan. Sort of a Midwestern farm boy's version of Dazed and Confused meets Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but with locals in New York (some) Wisconsin and Minnesota, and then a side track down into Mexico.

Heavens no, that would be tedious as ####. I should know, you sound like my doppleganger

No, I meant log a dailey rabbit report. Ruminate once every few weeks what it all means. Hook up a rabbit cam. Start a Go Fund Me relocation account. Endless possibilities.

Ahh... Maybe if the sightings persist or the infestation grows. It could be the long awaited sequel to that horror classic, Night of the Leepus.

 

[Chemical X]

in russia, rabbit waits For you to die.

 

[sho nuff]

Duck season...

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Hiding from the original gangsta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uOy3WdT3mY

Well played. Laughing like an idiot over here.

 

[BobbyLayne]

UPDATE?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

UPDATE?

Weather has warmed. No sightings today by me thus far. My observational time is rather limited.

I did see a female with a scorching hot petite and tight bod on my way in today. I don't think she works here. If she did I believe I would have notice her prior to this, though my building is large enough that I certainly to not know everyone. Sadly, from my perspective, she ruined her looks with an excessive amount of facial hardware.

I'm keeping my eyes out on the rabbit situation.

 

[Buckfast 1]

One of my buddies let this random girl that he wasn't even dating move into his one bedroom apartment a few months ago. He went on tour for a few months for this tour management job, and he returned a week ago to discover that his roommate had adopted a rabbit while he was gone. However, the roommate said that she couldn't afford to buy a cage, so the rabbit just freely hops about his apartment while wearing a diaper, although the diaper sounds like it is pretty ineffective. My friend said that his apartment is covered in rabbit poop and that the rabbit chewed up a bunch of his belongings while he was gone. I told him that he needs to kick this insane girl and her rabbit out of his apartment immediately. Just another random weird rabbit story for the thread.

 

[El Floppo]

where does one buy a rabbit diaper?

asking for a friend.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Rabbit Diaper is the name of my Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers cover band

 

[Long Ball Larry]

fun fact - rabbit in Italian is il coniglio

thanks, artie bucco.

 

[heckmanm]

Trap it. Drive out to the country home. Release it back into the wild. Eat it. Win-win.

FYP

 

[the rover]

There was a dude on the fourth level of our warren this morning. It is 15 degrees out. Now I know they readily survive entire winters of worse temperatures, but they do that in wooden structures where they can go inside for warmth, and where they can eat and drink. The dirt of our warren offers little insulation, no food, and no water. I place its survival duration at 24 hours or less if it cannot find its way out. That seems a very hostile survival environment for the dude if it does not find its way back up and out. Of course, maybe its Bear Grylls.

If I came upon bear Grylls in a survival situation I would cut him open and climb inside for warmth. Also, very unlike Bear, I would not find it necessary to consume his, or any others, genitalia for sustenance.

Hoe about for entertainment value?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

One of my buddies let this random girl that he wasn't even dating move into his one bedroom apartment a few months ago. He went on tour for a few months for this tour management job, and he returned a week ago to discover that his roommate had adopted a rabbit while he was gone. However, the roommate said that she couldn't afford to buy a cage, so the rabbit just freely hops about his apartment while wearing a diaper, although the diaper sounds like it is pretty ineffective. My friend said that his apartment is covered in rabbit poop and that the rabbit chewed up a bunch of his belongings while he was gone. I told him that he needs to kick this insane girl and her rabbit out of his apartment immediately. Just another random weird rabbit story for the thread.

This thread need not be devoted to only one rabbit circumstance. I welcome stories, particularly those about buddies inviting insane chicks they hardly know to share their one bedroom apartments. That is the type of addition which can revive the most moribund of threads.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

There was a dude on the fourth level of our warren this morning. It is 15 degrees out. Now I know they readily survive entire winters of worse temperatures, but they do that in wooden structures where they can go inside for warmth, and where they can eat and drink. The dirt of our warren offers little insulation, no food, and no water. I place its survival duration at 24 hours or less if it cannot find its way out. That seems a very hostile survival environment for the dude if it does not find its way back up and out. Of course, maybe its Bear Grylls.

If I came upon bear Grylls in a survival situation I would cut him open and climb inside for warmth. Also, very unlike Bear, I would not find it necessary to consume his, or any others, genitalia for sustenance.

Hoe about for entertainment value?

Closer call, but still the answer would be "no".

 

[Chemical X]

strangely enough, all my rabbit knowledge comes from bugs bunny and, till recently, i thought all rabbits wore white gloves on their hands.

 

[BobbyLayne]

UPDATE?

Weather has warmed. No sightings today by me thus far. My observational time is rather limited. I did see a female with a scorching hot petite and tight bod on my way in today. I don't think she works here. If she did I believe I would have notice her prior to this, though my building is large enough that I certainly to not know everyone. Sadly, from my perspective, she ruined her looks with an excessive amount of facial hardware.

I'm keeping my eyes out on the rabbit situation.

Any update on the rabbit?

Or the scorching hot chick?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I have not noticed any return of the bunnies. We may get some snow tonight so I can look and see if there are any tracks on the top level of the garage, it is exposed to the weather.

I am told that female is employed as a health and wellness benefit by our insurer. She runs some sort of workout boot camp in the gym for City employees. I am told she looks good in her yoga pants and sports bras, and that we actually have a handful of hotties in the building who attend the class, along with a herd of heifers.