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How long do you last? (1 Viewer)

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You are in a hotel room with your biggest celebrity crush. They are actively trying to seduce you. If you go 24 hours without giving in to their advances you get $23.54. If you cave you have the remaining time to do whatever you want with them and they are totally game for anything. Whoever you pick you get them at their peak hotness (ex, 20 something Raquel Welch or whatever you want).

How long do you last?

 
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Just give in immediately. I'll take all 24 hours. Or maybe make them seduce me for 30 minutes and play coy. 

But what if I get them pregnant?  Might get more than a mill out of that. 

 
Easiest million ever.  I'd just go rub one out in the bathroom and go back to ignoring them while surfing FBG's on my phone, and updating my portfolio with my updated retirement date.

I assume this is tax free, right?

I mean Charlotte McKinney could be pressing her breasts up to her mouth and licking them while double clicking her mouse with the other hand and asking me to dump on her all at the same time and stil......   #million

 
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Also no-brainer mil. Sex has always been soooo pass-able for me.

There are two female barely-famous TV personalities that i have such crushes on, though, that i would forego that million - and i got nuttin honey - to have a fair try with.

 
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Can you re-make this poll with a more realistic number to contemplate..  like 10K?

Because at that point I still really want the money..  but dem #######...  dagone

 
sports_fan said:
You are in a hotel room with your biggest celebrity crush. They are actively trying to seduce you. If you go 24 hours without giving in to their advances you get $23.54. If you cave you have the remaining time to do whatever you want with them and they are totally game for anything. Whoever you pick you get them at their peak hotness (ex, 20 something Raquel Welch or whatever you want).

How long do you last?
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This is over a whopping $23.54?

 
For $23.54, cave instantly and enjoy all 24 hours with Audrey Hepburn in Rome.

for $1M, I'd chase Kathie Lee Gifford around the room, engaging in furious onanistic stimulation while attempting the largest, most grudgeworthy money shot ever. The whole time, I'd be shrieking like Gilbert Gottfried: "and I get a million dollars, you naughty little minx!" As long as that doesn't disqualify me from the money. 

 
It would be interesting to try and find a tipping point that makes it a tough choice.

For $1M vs. 24 hours, almost everyone except someone already wealthy would go for the :moneybag:

Maybe a week with the celebrity (instead of a day) vs. $150K?

 
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Along with the money amount it would also depend on how good of tail you're banging regularly now.  If you're normally slaying a wildebeast than it would take much less coin for you to give up for the sex.  If you're normally enjoying regular girl beauties than the price goes up exponentially. 

The tipping point for me to even consider having sex over money is about $5k and that would just be for the experience to say I banged a hot celebrity. Any amount offered more than that and I'm taking the money easy and then going home to bang my non famous hottie. 

 
$5K seems about right. As you go below that, you are getting into the amount of money you might generally piss away for an enjoyable experience. 

The amount will probably about what most would be comfortable paying for a vacation or event tickets. Probably a little more, as this is money passed up, not actually spent. Since we're on FBG's, $10K is probably the right number.

 
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1 million $ - I hold out

$23.54 - I wait about 1.5 seconds

where it gets difficult is somewhere inbetween....

$50 k - I probably hold out.. much less, probably not

 
I'll bet Tom Hardy would give me more than $23.54 for the things I would let him do.

 
Angry Beavers said:
1 million $ - I hold out

$23.54 - I wait about 1.5 seconds

where it gets difficult is somewhere inbetween....

$50 k - I probably hold out.. much less, probably not
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Someone offers you $45K and you'd give that up for having sex?!?!  I don't care who it's with...seems ridiculous to me. 

 
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offdee said:
Someone offers you $45K and you'd give that up for having sex?!?!  I don't care who it's with...seems ridiculous to me. 
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This is the FFA. $45K is like a bi-weekly paycheck. 

And to be fair, "having sex" is marginalizing it here. There's a big difference between having sex and "yeah I'm up for literally anything do with me what you please" for 24 hours. 

 
So, ummm, if one has a fantasy of being physically teased by Emma Watson for 24 hours, this is a win win scenario?

Asking for a friend  :scared:

 
I'd be wondering the whole time how much the chick is getting paid to "actively seduce" me.

 
Catherine Zeta-Jones vs. one million. 

Tough call.  I think I'm taking the mil.  That's a lot of booze-infused Catherine Zeta-Jones thoughts.  

 
Take the million and then use $5k for a look a like porn star. 

Odds are that the secs with an actual celebrity would be banging a boring and uninterested diva and would ruin any of the original fantasy you had with them in the firsts place.

win/win

 
FreeBaGeL said:
This is the FFA. $45K is like a bi-weekly paycheck. 

And to be fair, "having sex" is marginalizing it here. There's a big difference between having sex and "yeah I'm up for literally anything do with me what you please" for 24 hours. 
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and I said less that 50K  so for 45 K - I would take the cash as well.........  

Heck - I'd probably take 25K

10K - I'd go for the fun.......

 
In addition, by the time this celebrity has gotten naked and is "seducing" me..  I'm probably just going to finish before I even enter.

Worst 1 second ever

 
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