I am a stud athlete, and my dad is a huge dork (1 Viewer)

[Chris Brody]

My dad won't leave me alone about sports. He keeps telling me that HE was a stud athlete back in the day, but I looked at his high school yearbooks and he wasn't on any of the sports teams. He played the tuba in the band. I think he is living vicariously through me.

And he won't stop saying "shizzle" all the time.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

How's the new gig at Jimmy Johns?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Sleep with his wife!

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

-6/10

 

[Limp Ditka]

I've seen your dad hanging around recently

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Say hi to the twins.

 

[Jayrod]

You are adopted and I'm actually your father.

I'll PM you my paypal for future revenue generating purposes.

 

[Amused to Death]

I saw this same letter in Dear Abby last week. Are you THAT Chris Brody??

 

[jon_mx]

Is this the same dad who has the hots for the principle who has the hots for his wife?