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I am watching every Bond movie: please kill me (1 Viewer)

Capella said:
If I watched nothing but Bond movies and never left the house ( :unsure: ) I would think all Asian people are evil, tremendous at fighting and slide really well when thrown across a long table.
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Now you understand the mind that is Eminence.

 
On to For Your Eyes Only.

- I am surprised they are still bringing up his dead wife. Figured they wanted to bury that movie.

- Not a satisfying or proper ending for Blofeld. I know they lost his rights or whatever but that came out of nowhere and was dumb.

- Right out of the 80s intro song!

- Bond is now too old. Let's wrap this up Rog.

- Moneypenny now looks like my grandma.

 
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2 more with Roger Moore and Moneypenny for you. By the time A View to a Kill comes around you'll think both of them are corpses.

 
Dentist said:
2 more with Roger Moore and Moneypenny for you. By the time A View to a Kill comes around you'll think both of them are corpses.
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Duran Duran's music video for the intro is as bad as I remember. It still might be better than the actual movie though. :oldunsure: For whatever reason, the music doesn't start until 1:17 in - there's no audio at all up to that point. Also there are some movie spoilers in the video. So Capella can watch it after indulging in possibly the worst Bond girl actress ever.

 
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Gr00vus said:
Dentist said:
2 more with Roger Moore and Moneypenny for you. By the time A View to a Kill comes around you'll think both of them are corpses.
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Duran Duran's music video for the intro is as bad as I remember. It still might be better than the actual movie though. :old unsure: For whatever reason, the music doesn't start until 1:17 in - there's no audio at all up to that point. Also there are some movie spoilers in the video. So Capella can watch it after indulging in possibly the worst Bond girl actress ever.
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That song is on my iPOD. Guilty pleasure. :bag:

 
Tom Servo said:
Gr00vus said:
Dentist said:
2 more with Roger Moore and Moneypenny for you. By the time A View to a Kill comes around you'll think both of them are corpses.
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Duran Duran's music video for the intro is as bad as I remember. It still might be better than the actual movie though. :old unsure: For whatever reason, the music doesn't start until 1:17 in - there's no audio at all up to that point. Also there are some movie spoilers in the video. So Capella can watch it after indulging in possibly the worst Bond girl actress ever.
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That song is on my iPOD. Guilty pleasure. :bag:
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I like the song too. The video though...

 
Gr00vus said:
Tom Servo said:
Gr00vus said:
Dentist said:
2 more with Roger Moore and Moneypenny for you. By the time A View to a Kill comes around you'll think both of them are corpses.
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Duran Duran's music video for the intro is as bad as I remember. It still might be better than the actual movie though. :old unsure: For whatever reason, the music doesn't start until 1:17 in - there's no audio at all up to that point. Also there are some movie spoilers in the video. So Capella can watch it after indulging in possibly the worst Bond girl actress ever.
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That song is on my iPOD. Guilty pleasure. :bag:
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I like the song too. The video though...
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Yeah, that video pretty much blows...

 
I got in the spirit of this thread by rewatching A View to a Kill on Netflix Instant (expires 2/1).

It's still the worst in the series.

 
Gr00vus said:
Dentist said:
2 more with Roger Moore and Moneypenny for you. By the time A View to a Kill comes around you'll think both of them are corpses.
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Duran Duran's music video for the intro is as bad as I remember. It still might be better than the actual movie though. :oldunsure: For whatever reason, the music doesn't start until 1:17 in - there's no audio at all up to that point. Also there are some movie spoilers in the video. So Capella can watch it after indulging in possibly the worst Bond girl actress ever.
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I would put Tanya Roberts as the second worst Bond girl actress ever right behind Denise Richards as Dr Christmas Jones.

 
Al Czervik said:
Gr00vus said:
Dentist said:
2 more with Roger Moore and Moneypenny for you. By the time A View to a Kill comes around you'll think both of them are corpses.
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Duran Duran's music video for the intro is as bad as I remember. It still might be better than the actual movie though. :oldunsure: For whatever reason, the music doesn't start until 1:17 in - there's no audio at all up to that point. Also there are some movie spoilers in the video. So Capella can watch it after indulging in possibly the worst Bond girl actress ever.
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I would put Tanya Roberts as the second worst Bond girl actress ever right behind Denise Richards as Dr Christmas Jones.
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Britt Ekland as Mary Goodnight completes the podium

 
Eephus said:
Al Czervik said:
Gr00vus said:
Dentist said:
2 more with Roger Moore and Moneypenny for you. By the time A View to a Kill comes around you'll think both of them are corpses.
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Duran Duran's music video for the intro is as bad as I remember. It still might be better than the actual movie though. :oldunsure: For whatever reason, the music doesn't start until 1:17 in - there's no audio at all up to that point. Also there are some movie spoilers in the video. So Capella can watch it after indulging in possibly the worst Bond girl actress ever.
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I would put Tanya Roberts as the second worst Bond girl actress ever right behind Denise Richards as Dr Christmas Jones.
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Britt Ekland as Mary Goodnight completes the podium
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but Denise and Britt were two of the hottest!

 
I fell asleep halfway in. Woke up, a fight/shootout scene was on. Fell asleep again, woke back up 10 minutes later.......same shootout scene was on.

I'm gonna have to crawl to the end of this tonight or tomorrow

 
B Maverick said:
I remember liking A View to a Kill. I am guessing it was because I was too young to know any better

Isnt this where Bond invents Snowboarding?

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Only good scene in the whole movie.
 
ConstruxBoy said:
I liked the theme song and thought Walken was a good bad guy. Tanya Roberts can't act, but she's reasonably attractive. Grace jones though. Yuck. Plot wasn't great, although not completely implausible like some of them. http://www.vulture.com/2012/11/which-james-bond-villain-plan-would-have-worked.html?mid=agenda--20121109
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I will try to corner the market on microchips by destroying the biggest consumer of my product. Then I will escape the scene of the crime in a blimp with my name on the side of it.
 
I think the Duran Duran video for the the theme song is 100x better than the movie.

 
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Reegus said:
You must have a really sad and boring life to do this.
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Man, imagine how sad and boring someone's life must be to login here, find this thread, and then comment on how sad and boring someone else's life is.

 
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Al Czervik said:
Gr00vus said:
Dentist said:
2 more with Roger Moore and Moneypenny for you. By the time A View to a Kill comes around you'll think both of them are corpses.
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Duran Duran's music video for the intro is as bad as I remember. It still might be better than the actual movie though. :oldunsure: For whatever reason, the music doesn't start until 1:17 in - there's no audio at all up to that point. Also there are some movie spoilers in the video. So Capella can watch it after indulging in possibly the worst Bond girl actress ever.
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I would put Tanya Roberts as the second worst Bond girl actress ever right behind Denise Richards as Dr Christmas Jones.
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:goodposting: Maybe add Grace Jones in there, too.

 
For Your Eyes might be the one to break me. It's not bad as much as it's boring. I don't even know who the bad guy is. This is my third attempt to finish it and I still have 40 minutes left.

 
Capella said:
For Your Eyes might be the one to break me. It's not bad as much as it's boring. I don't even know who the bad guy is. This is my third attempt to finish it and I still have 40 minutes left.
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The film needs a death ray almost as much as an anti-aging ray

 
We are past the halfway point, thank god.

BOND POWER RANKINGS

1. From Russia

2. Goldfiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinger (he's just too much!)

3. Dr. No

4. You Only Live Twice

5. Thunderball

6. The Spy Who Loved Me

7. The Man With The Golden Gun

8. Moonraker

9. On Her Majesty's Secret Service

10. Diamonds Are Forever

11. Live and Let Die

12. For Your Eyes Only

A new champ on the bottom!

I would much rather these be bad and corny with horrible villains (Moonraker) and flat out stupid and outrageous (Live and Let Die) then just boring and slow and pointless like this one. I would watch LALD again over this one, which is saying something because I am never ####ing watching that movie again.

Terrible intro song here too.

 
Capella...any way you could give a 10 point scale for your rankings?

10 being the perfect film...no flaws whatsoever.

 
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