I cant stand my girlfriends mothers cooking (1 Viewer)

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So thirty-something....unemployed, living in a halfway house during the week and the GF's parents on the weekends.....

This is either fishing or you have much bigger things to worry about than your GF's mother's cooking, guy.

 

[matttyl]

Its a big city. We manage

So you've been able to afford your own place in a big city, and pay for a smartphone, but you haven't worked "in a while"? BS

 

[MC Gas Money]

So thirty-something....unemployed, living in a halfway house during the week and the GF's parents on the weekends.....

This is either fishing or you have much bigger things to worry about than your GF's mother's cooking, guy.

Why is it so surprising that this is the case?

Anyway it looks like ill be back on my feet soon so im in good spirits

 

[MC Gas Money]

Its a big city. We manage

So you've been able to afford your own place in a big city, and pay for a smartphone, but you haven't worked "in a while"? BS

I said I dont live with my parents

 

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I dont mooch

You eat several meals a week there. Do you ever pick up the tab? Contribute to the mortage/rent?

 

[matttyl]

Its a big city. We manage

So you've been able to afford your own place in a big city, and pay for a smartphone, but you haven't worked "in a while"? BS

I said I dont live with my parents

So you're mooching housing from someone while mooching food from the gf's parents?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Some people who dont have a job get a check every month that will allow them to put a roof over their head and afford a phone.

If they dont have a phone how do you expect them to improve their situation? You cant have it both ways

 

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Its a big city. We manage

So you've been able to afford your own place in a big city, and pay for a smartphone, but you haven't worked "in a while"? BS

He's in a drug rehab halfway-house type establishment.... most likely as some sort of treatment agreement due to a drug related criminal offense.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

blue magic / DSP?????

 

[MC Gas Money]

I dont mooch

You eat several meals a week there. Do you ever pick up the tab? Contribute to the mortage/rent?

No. Im a guest a couple nights a week

 

[MC Gas Money]

Its a big city. We manage

So you've been able to afford your own place in a big city, and pay for a smartphone, but you haven't worked "in a while"? BS

He's in a drug rehab halfway-house type establishment.... most likely as some sort of treatment agreement due to a drug related criminal offense.

Ive never been arrested. Im free to leave whenever I like.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Its a big city. We manage

So you've been able to afford your own place in a big city, and pay for a smartphone, but you haven't worked "in a while"? BS

I said I dont live with my parents

So you're mooching housing from someone while mooching food from the gf's parents?

I pay for my housing.

 

[matttyl]

Some people who dont have a job get a check every month that will allow them to put a roof over their head and afford a phone.

If they dont have a phone how do you expect them to improve their situation? You cant have it both ways

You're welcome.

 

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blue magic?????

Yep.

I dont mooch

You eat several meals a week there. Do you ever pick up the tab? Contribute to the mortage/rent?

No. Im a guest a couple nights a week

So a mooch.

 

[MC Gas Money]

blue magic?????

Yep.

I dont mooch

You eat several meals a week there. Do you ever pick up the tab? Contribute to the mortage/rent?

No. Im a guest a couple nights a week

So a mooch.

If im invited over for dinner how am I a mooch?

 

[matttyl]

Its a big city. We manage

So you've been able to afford your own place in a big city, and pay for a smartphone, but you haven't worked "in a while"? BS

I said I dont live with my parents

So you're mooching housing from someone while mooching food from the gf's parents?

I pay for my housing.

That's exactly what I said above. You pay for your housing and a smartphone, but "going out to eat" isn't an option? Dude, you're 30 and so is she. Get your #### together.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Some people who dont have a job get a check every month that will allow them to put a roof over their head and afford a phone.

If they dont have a phone how do you expect them to improve their situation? You cant have it both ways

You're welcome.

For what? I dont get anything from you. I get it for pain and suffering since birth. I work more than anyone since I have to work 24/7 for this

 

[matttyl]

blue magic?????

Yep.

I dont mooch

You eat several meals a week there. Do you ever pick up the tab? Contribute to the mortage/rent?

No. Im a guest a couple nights a week

So a mooch.

If im invited over for dinner how am I a mooch?

Who invites you, the gf or her parents?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Its a big city. We manage

So you've been able to afford your own place in a big city, and pay for a smartphone, but you haven't worked "in a while"? BS

I said I dont live with my parents

So you're mooching housing from someone while mooching food from the gf's parents?

I pay for my housing.

That's exactly what I said above. You pay for your housing and a smartphone, but "going out to eat" isn't an option? Dude, you're 30 and so is she. Get your #### together.

So I should get rid of my phone and live on the street so we can go to restaurants?

How will I makr reservations?

 

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blue magic?????

Yep.

I dont mooch

You eat several meals a week there. Do you ever pick up the tab? Contribute to the mortage/rent?

No. Im a guest a couple nights a week

So a mooch.

If im invited over for dinner how am I a mooch?

You take and take without giving back or contributing.... and on top of that, you look a gift horse in the mouth and whine that what is given to you isn't up to your standards.

You're a mooch.

 

[matttyl]

Some people who dont have a job get a check every month that will allow them to put a roof over their head and afford a phone.

If they dont have a phone how do you expect them to improve their situation? You cant have it both ways

You're welcome.

For what? I dont get anything from you. I get it for pain and suffering since birth. I work more than anyone since I have to work 24/7 for this

Are you referring to social security disability?

 

[MC Gas Money]

blue magic?????

Yep.

I dont mooch

You eat several meals a week there. Do you ever pick up the tab? Contribute to the mortage/rent?

No. Im a guest a couple nights a week

So a mooch.

If im invited over for dinner how am I a mooch?

Who invites you, the gf or her parents?

Gf

 

[MC Gas Money]

Some people who dont have a job get a check every month that will allow them to put a roof over their head and afford a phone.

If they dont have a phone how do you expect them to improve their situation? You cant have it both ways

You're welcome.

For what? I dont get anything from you. I get it for pain and suffering since birth. I work more than anyone since I have to work 24/7 for this

Are you referring to social security disability?

Yes. Some people have paid their dues 1000 fold for that

 

[matttyl]

blue magic?????

Yep.

I dont mooch

You eat several meals a week there. Do you ever pick up the tab? Contribute to the mortage/rent?

No. Im a guest a couple nights a week

So a mooch.

If im invited over for dinner how am I a mooch?

Who invites you, the gf or her parents?

Gf

So not only is she still mooching at age 30 (I'm sure her folks planned for that added expense), she invites you over which costs them even more? You're both moochers.

 

[MC Gas Money]

blue magic?????

Yep.

I dont mooch

You eat several meals a week there. Do you ever pick up the tab? Contribute to the mortage/rent?

No. Im a guest a couple nights a week

So a mooch.

If im invited over for dinner how am I a mooch?

You take and take without giving back or contributing.... and on top of that, you look a gift horse in the mouth and whine that what is given to you isn't up to your standards.

You're a mooch.

My gf contributes to the house

 

[Godsbrother]

Give your gf's mom a dog as a present. Then feed the dog under the table.

 

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So I should get rid of my phone and live on the street so we can go to restaurants?

How will I makr reservations?

Yes... because life only began in the mid 90s

You can't afford to eat at restaurants that require reservations...

 

[MC Gas Money]

blue magic?????

Yep.

I dont mooch

You eat several meals a week there. Do you ever pick up the tab? Contribute to the mortage/rent?

No. Im a guest a couple nights a week

So a mooch.

If im invited over for dinner how am I a mooch?

Who invites you, the gf or her parents?

Gf

So not only is she still mooching at age 30 (I'm sure her folks planned for that added expense), she invites you over which costs them even more? You're both moochers.

She pays her way there. Do you think she could have me over weekends if she didnt?

 

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Some people who dont have a job get a check every month that will allow them to put a roof over their head and afford a phone.

If they dont have a phone how do you expect them to improve their situation? You cant have it both ways

You're welcome.

For what? I dont get anything from you. I get it for pain and suffering since birth. I work more than anyone since I have to work 24/7 for this

Are you referring to social security disability?

Yes. Some people have paid their dues 1000 fold for that

Elaborate

 

[MC Gas Money]

So I should get rid of my phone and live on the street so we can go to restaurants?

How will I makr reservations?

Yes... because life only began in the mid 90s You can't afford to eat at restaurants that require reservations...

How will I get by without a phone? Smoke signals?

That will piss off parasauralophus

 

[Peyton Marino]

Its a big city. We manage

So you've been able to afford your own place in a big city, and pay for a smartphone, but you haven't worked "in a while"? BS

I said I dont live with my parents

So you're mooching housing from someone while mooching food from the gf's parents?

I pay for my housing.

That's exactly what I said above. You pay for your housing and a smartphone, but "going out to eat" isn't an option? Dude, you're 30 and so is she. Get your #### together.

So I should get rid of my phone and live on the street so we can go to restaurants?

How will I makr reservations?

ohhh he got you there. reminds of when Bodie claims entrapment in the wire.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Some people who dont have a job get a check every month that will allow them to put a roof over their head and afford a phone.

If they dont have a phone how do you expect them to improve their situation? You cant have it both ways

You're welcome.

For what? I dont get anything from you. I get it for pain and suffering since birth. I work more than anyone since I have to work 24/7 for this

Are you referring to social security disability?

Yes. Some people have paid their dues 1000 fold for that

Elaborate

Born with health problems. Shuffled around the system that fails you. Ostracized and unloved because you are viewed as a sub-human

Disability payments are not free money

 

[Peyton Marino]

what's your disability?

 

[MC Gas Money]

I live where I can afford. I dont spend any money frivilously. I make any and all attempts to improve my life.

What do you people suggest I do? What more can I do?

 

[MC Gas Money]

what's your disability?

Tourette syndrome

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Born with health problems. Shuffled around the system that fails you. Ostracized and unloved because you are viewed as a sub-human

Disability payments are not free money

I'm sorry you were born to the station you were.

But yes, it is free money. You don't earn an income through the dice roll of birth.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

I live where I can afford. I dont spend any money frivilously. I make any and all attempts to improve my life.

What do you people suggest I do? What more can I do?

Find a girlfriend closer to home. I'm guessing you spend a bundle in gas money shuttling back and forth to see the girl you do?

 

[matttyl]

Some people who dont have a job get a check every month that will allow them to put a roof over their head and afford a phone.

If they dont have a phone how do you expect them to improve their situation? You cant have it both ways

You're welcome.

For what? I dont get anything from you. I get it for pain and suffering since birth. I work more than anyone since I have to work 24/7 for this

Are you referring to social security disability?

Yes. Some people have paid their dues 1000 fold for that

But you aren't one. 6.2% of your total income went to social security, and less than 1 in 5 SS recipients is disabled (vast majority of recipients are retired). So we'll say that 20% of that 6.2%, or 1.24% of your income when you were working (and you're only 30) went to pay for social security disability. You care to do the math and tell me that you're paid in more than you've gotten back, much less "1000 fold for that"?

 

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what's your disability?

Tourette syndrome

So this IS blue magic....

 

[MC Gas Money]

Some people who dont have a job get a check every month that will allow them to put a roof over their head and afford a phone.

If they dont have a phone how do you expect them to improve their situation? You cant have it both ways

You're welcome.

For what? I dont get anything from you. I get it for pain and suffering since birth. I work more than anyone since I have to work 24/7 for this

Are you referring to social security disability?

Yes. Some people have paid their dues 1000 fold for that

But you aren't one. 6.2% of your total income went to social security, and less than 1 in 5 SS recipients is disabled (vast majority of recipients are retired). So we'll say that 20% of that 6.2%, or 1.24% of your income when you were working (and you're only 30) went to pay for social security disability. You care to do the math and tell me that you're paid in more than you've gotten back, much less "1000 fold for that"?

I paid with blood and tears not money.

Should we just gas the disabled?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Born with health problems. Shuffled around the system that fails you. Ostracized and unloved because you are viewed as a sub-human

Disability payments are not free money

I'm sorry you were born to the station you were.But yes, it is free money. You don't earn an income through the dice roll of birth.

Its not free when you earn it

 

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Born with health problems. Shuffled around the system that fails you. Ostracized and unloved because you are viewed as a sub-human

Disability payments are not free money

I'm sorry you were born to the station you were.But yes, it is free money. You don't earn an income through the dice roll of birth.

Its not free when you earn it

How do you earn it.

 

[MC Gas Money]

what's your disability?

Tourette syndrome

So this IS blue magic....

I know him too

 

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I paid with blood and tears not money.

Should we just gas the disabled?

Blood and tears? For tourettes? Tell me more about your hardships, Joseph Merrick.

 

[matttyl]

Some people who dont have a job get a check every month that will allow them to put a roof over their head and afford a phone.

If they dont have a phone how do you expect them to improve their situation? You cant have it both ways

You're welcome.

For what? I dont get anything from you. I get it for pain and suffering since birth. I work more than anyone since I have to work 24/7 for this

Are you referring to social security disability?

Yes. Some people have paid their dues 1000 fold for that

But you aren't one. 6.2% of your total income went to social security, and less than 1 in 5 SS recipients is disabled (vast majority of recipients are retired). So we'll say that 20% of that 6.2%, or 1.24% of your income when you were working (and you're only 30) went to pay for social security disability. You care to do the math and tell me that you're paid in more than you've gotten back, much less "1000 fold for that"?

I paid with blood and tears not money.

Should we just gas the disabled?

Not saying that, just saying that the money you're apparently receiving to pay for your phone, cigarettes (which you said in the other thread), and housing is coming from people who are working.

So once again, you're welcome.

Also, how are you traveling to your gf's house (a few nights a week)?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Born with health problems. Shuffled around the system that fails you. Ostracized and unloved because you are viewed as a sub-human

Disability payments are not free money

I'm sorry you were born to the station you were.But yes, it is free money. You don't earn an income through the dice roll of birth.

Its not free when you earn it

How do you earn it.

Pain and suffering while being offered no options to earn a living. If they dont want the disabled getting checks there needs to be resources for them. There isnt so that money is earned in blood.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Is it Friday?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Some people who dont have a job get a check every month that will allow them to put a roof over their head and afford a phone.

If they dont have a phone how do you expect them to improve their situation? You cant have it both ways

You're welcome.

For what? I dont get anything from you. I get it for pain and suffering since birth. I work more than anyone since I have to work 24/7 for this

Are you referring to social security disability?

Yes. Some people have paid their dues 1000 fold for that

But you aren't one. 6.2% of your total income went to social security, and less than 1 in 5 SS recipients is disabled (vast majority of recipients are retired). So we'll say that 20% of that 6.2%, or 1.24% of your income when you were working (and you're only 30) went to pay for social security disability. You care to do the math and tell me that you're paid in more than you've gotten back, much less "1000 fold for that"?

I paid with blood and tears not money.Should we just gas the disabled?

Not saying that, just saying that the money you're apparently receiving to pay for your phone, cigarettes (which you said in the other thread), and housing is coming from people who are working. So once again, you're welcome.

Also, how are you traveling to your gf's house (a few nights a week)?

Its not because I work for it.

I dont have a car I use the subway once a week. To her house and back.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I paid with blood and tears not money.

Should we just gas the disabled?

Blood and tears? For tourettes? Tell me more about your hardships, Joseph Merrick.

"Well, you see, when I was... ####!.. young, I had a tough... #######!... time getting work because... #### ##### ##########!... of my disability."

 

[Judge Smails]

Invite Gordon Ramsay for dinner. He'll spit the truth. Problem solved.