I just got a terrible haircut (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

Don't you hate those days? You go in to see your usual guy, and he's not there, and so you reluctantly sit in the chair of the woman who is available and she says she's just going to give you a little trim and basically shaves you bald?

Bald Otis, not such a great look I don't think. It'll take weeks to recover from this massacre.

Will answer yours.

 

[fantasycurse42]

You don't call in advance?

I'm kinda in no mans land, my hot stylist who I've been going to for 4 years just got preggers

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I am always suspicious of offers of a little trim. They never seem to work out for me without complications. Single Otis knew this.

 

[Wooderson]

I ran out of cream for my coffee this morning.

Life sometimes.... You know what I'm saying.

 

[Parrothead]

was she North Korean?

 

[Jayrod]

If you are going bald, you should just buzz it anyway.

 

[Emerson Biggens]

Don't you hate those days? You go in to see your usual guy, and he's not there, and so you reluctantly sit in the chair of the woman who is available and she says she's just going to give you a little trim and basically shaves you bald?

Bald Otis, not such a great look I don't think. It'll take weeks to recover from this massacre.

Will answer yours.

Same thing happened to me two weeks ago. It's run its course pretty much now, but she scalped me on the sides and the ####ers at work have been calling me sling blade!

 

[Otis]

You don't call in advance?

I'm kinda in no mans land, my hot stylist who I've been going to for 4 years just got preggers

Worse yet, as she's butchering me, she informs me that my guy, who I just discovered a few months ago and who several times since has given me the best haircut I've had in my life, moved to Arizona last week.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How hard is it to do a Long Island?

 

[Plorfu]

At least you're still fat.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Did you ask her about getting a F150 Raptor?

 

[TheAristocrat]

A proper hoodie could hide your shame while you ride out this trauma.

 

[dgreen]

On the bright side, I'm sure you didn't pay a lot for your haircut. You strike me as the kind of guy who is always finding affordable deals.

 

[KCitons]

If you are going bald, you should just buzz it anyway.

Shaved my head on a dare about 10 years ago. Never went back. I don't worry about barbers, or combs, or gel, or throwing on a hat when I'm in a hurry, or hair in my food.................

 

[Wooderson]

If you are going bald, you should just buzz it anyway.

Shaved my head on a dare about 10 years ago. Never went back. I don't worry about barbers, or combs, or gel, or throwing on a hat when I'm in a hurry, or hair in my food.................

How about the sun or pigeon dung?

 

[Otis]

Don't you hate those days? You go in to see your usual guy, and he's not there, and so you reluctantly sit in the chair of the woman who is available and she says she's just going to give you a little trim and basically shaves you bald?

Bald Otis, not such a great look I don't think. It'll take weeks to recover from this massacre.

Will answer yours.

Same thing happened to me two weeks ago. It's run its course pretty much now, but she scalped me on the sides and the ####ers at work have been calling me sling blade!

Oh it's worse than that. She basically shaved me bald on the side (she said she used "#2," which I take to mean she basically took a dump on my head). I could have stopped her here and had a pretty cool hipster haircut, and that's where I went wrong -- she said "a little scissor trim" on top, but then basically used the scissors to cut it to the same length as the sides.

:facepalm:

 

[BlueDredSo]

If you're not going to a barber and getting the neck shave along with your cut you're doing it wrong.

That being said, I trust most of the guys at my shop but I try to go on Wednesdays because the younger guys (25-30) are there and know what's up. Otherwise I'm getting cut by a 65+ yr old dude with old dirty & racist jokes

 

[Bucky86]

HAAA HAA!!!!!!

 

[-fish-]

I go to a gentlemen's barber place...you make an appointment online, and you can pick who you want. I've had the same woman cut my hair for 2 years now. Plus they clean up the sides and back for free at the 3 week mark if you want.

 

[Otis]

How hard is it to do a Long Island?

With my new guy, I've recently gone away from the Long Island. That's what had me so pumped. Probably the first major haircut move since I adopted the Long Island about 15 years ago. I transitioned to the 1950's part-on-the-side-and-slick-it-down bit.

And now this.

 

[Otis]

If you're not going to a barber and getting the neck shave along with your cut you're doing it wrong.

Oh she shaved my neck with the shears. It's still raw. Honestly may be bleeding, feels like the back of my neck is on fire.

 

[Otis]

I go to a gentlemen's barber place...you make an appointment online, and you can pick who you want. I've had the same woman cut my hair for 2 years now. Plus they clean up the sides and back for free at the 3 week mark if you want.

Sounds dreamy. How do I find this in midtown Manhattan?

 

[BlueDredSo]

I go to a gentlemen's barber place...you make an appointment online, and you can pick who you want. I've had the same woman cut my hair for 2 years now. Plus they clean up the sides and back for free at the 3 week mark if you want.

Whoa, where (abouts) is this? That free 3 week clean up sounds awesome, and much needed.

 

[SeveredHorseHeads]

Great Clips?

 

[KCitons]

If you are going bald, you should just buzz it anyway.

Shaved my head on a dare about 10 years ago. Never went back. I don't worry about barbers, or combs, or gel, or throwing on a hat when I'm in a hurry, or hair in my food.................

How about the sun or pigeon dung?

Pigeon dung is a natural sunblock. Do you prefer pigeon dung in your hair as opposed to a bare scalp?

 

[fantasycurse42]

John Allan's - YWIA

 

[Henry Ford]

Don't you hate those days? You go in to see your usual guy, and he's not there, and so you reluctantly sit in the chair of the woman who is available and she says she's just going to give you a little trim and basically shaves you bald?

Bald Otis, not such a great look I don't think. It'll take weeks to recover from this massacre.

Will answer yours.

If one of your clients randomly showed up at your office, you weren't there, and he just went ahead and let whatever lawyer was walking by handle his new case, what would be your response?

 

[BlueDredSo]

If you're not going to a barber and getting the neck shave along with your cut you're doing it wrong.

Oh she shaved my neck with the shears. It's still raw. Honestly may be bleeding, feels like the back of my neck is on fire.

Shaved your neck with the shears??? I've never even heard of that. Sounds awful. Should've told her to use some of that magic oil.

 

[McGarnicle]

I just pick the hottest girl at Supercuts, usually have to wear a hat for at least a week. $20 including tip.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Don't you hate those days? You go in to see your usual guy, and he's not there, and so you reluctantly sit in the chair of the woman who is available and she says she's just going to give you a little trim and basically shaves you bald?

Bald Otis, not such a great look I don't think. It'll take weeks to recover from this massacre.

Will answer yours.

If one of your clients randomly showed up at your office, you weren't there, and he just went ahead and let whatever lawyer was walking by handle his new case, what would be your response?

"I need to get some security in here to get all these random wandering lawyers the #### out"

 

[-fish-]

I go to a gentlemen's barber place...you make an appointment online, and you can pick who you want. I've had the same woman cut my hair for 2 years now. Plus they clean up the sides and back for free at the 3 week mark if you want.

Sounds dreamy. How do I find this in midtown Manhattan?

I just googled "Gentlemen's Barber" for Manhattan and found a bunch. Some of them call themselves "Gentlemen's Groomer". All the same. For about $40, they'll wash your hair, give you a scalp massage, shave your neck with a straight razor and give you a hot towel after.

Mostly hot chicks that rub their jubblies on you when they wash your hair.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

pics or it didn't happen.

 

[-fish-]

I go to a gentlemen's barber place...you make an appointment online, and you can pick who you want. I've had the same woman cut my hair for 2 years now. Plus they clean up the sides and back for free at the 3 week mark if you want.

Whoa, where (abouts) is this? That free 3 week clean up sounds awesome, and much needed.

I'm in Seattle, but they're in every major city. We have like 4 competing ones.

Look for something like this

 

[El Floppo]

How hard is it to do a Long Island?

With my new guy, I've recently gone away from the Long Island. That's what had me so pumped. Probably the first major haircut move since I adopted the Long Island about 15 years ago. I transitioned to the 1950's part-on-the-side-and-slick-it-down bit.

And now this.

she did you a favor.

but I feel your pain... my girl of the last 6 years raised her prices to crazy-levels and then moved to LA to work on movies. something so simple, and yet so simple to #### up. and yeah- walking around like this, sucks.

 

[Slapdash]

1 on the sides, 3 on the top. Can't #### that up.

 

[shadyridr]

This happened to me once. It was so bad i came home and shaved my head

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I go to a gentlemen's barber place...you make an appointment online, and you can pick who you want. I've had the same woman cut my hair for 2 years now. Plus they clean up the sides and back for free at the 3 week mark if you want.

Sounds dreamy. How do I find this in midtown Manhattan?

I just googled "Gentlemen's Barber" for Manhattan and found a bunch. Some of them call themselves "Gentlemen's Groomer". All the same. For about $40, they'll wash your hair, give you a scalp massage, shave your neck with a straight razor and give you a hot towel after.

Mostly hot chicks that rub their jubblies on you when they wash your hair.

For $40 they better "empty the bag" too

 

[El Floppo]

but you still tipped her I bet.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Is this the thread where we talk about how good Jordan Spieth is?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

You don't call in advance?

I'm kinda in no mans land, my hot stylist who I've been going to for 4 years just got preggers

Worse yet, as she's butchering me, she informs me that my guy, who I just discovered a few months ago and who several times since has given me the best haircut I've had in my life, moved to Arizona last week.

Frequent Flyer miles, here you come.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I go to a gentlemen's barber place...you make an appointment online, and you can pick who you want. I've had the same woman cut my hair for 2 years now. Plus they clean up the sides and back for free at the 3 week mark if you want.

Sounds dreamy. How do I find this in midtown Manhattan?

I just googled "Gentlemen's Barber" for Manhattan and found a bunch. Some of them call themselves "Gentlemen's Groomer". All the same. For about $40, they'll wash your hair, give you a scalp massage, shave your neck with a straight razor and give you a hot towel after.

Mostly hot chicks that rub their jubblies on you when they wash your hair.

John Allan's... Surprised he isn't already a member.All hot girls, booze, TVs, pool (billiards), etc.

You can pay an annual fee and get unlimited cuts.

 

[Henry Ford]

Don't you hate those days? You go in to see your usual guy, and he's not there, and so you reluctantly sit in the chair of the woman who is available and she says she's just going to give you a little trim and basically shaves you bald?

Bald Otis, not such a great look I don't think. It'll take weeks to recover from this massacre.

Will answer yours.

If one of your clients randomly showed up at your office, you weren't there, and he just went ahead and let whatever lawyer was walking by handle his new case, what would be your response?

"I need to get some security in here to get all these random wandering lawyers the #### out"

Why would he throw out the other lawyers in his firm?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Mrs. DW does mine. I get a much better cut than I use to get from Fonda, the eurotrash chick at the high priced salon, and Mrs. DW does not mind if I play slap and tickle while she does it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How hard is it to do a Long Island?

With my new guy, I've recently gone away from the Long Island. That's what had me so pumped. Probably the first major haircut move since I adopted the Long Island about 15 years ago. I transitioned to the 1950's part-on-the-side-and-slick-it-down bit.

And now this.

The Showalter?

 

[chauncey]

Is this where you went?

 

[BlueDredSo]

I go to a gentlemen's barber place...you make an appointment online, and you can pick who you want. I've had the same woman cut my hair for 2 years now. Plus they clean up the sides and back for free at the 3 week mark if you want.

Whoa, where (abouts) is this? That free 3 week clean up sounds awesome, and much needed.

I'm in Seattle, but they're in every major city. We have like 4 competing ones.

Look for something like this

Yeah, I don't think Buffalo has anything like that. Looks like a scotch & cigar lounge to me. We have those, but none that also cut your hair.

 

[ChiefD]

Been going to the same girl for 28 years. Just went yesterday as a matter of fact. Another great haircut.

 

[urbanhack]

Don't you hate those days? You go in to see your usual guy, and he's not there, and so you reluctantly sit in the chair of the woman who is available and she says she's just going to give you a little trim and basically shaves you bald?

Bald Otis, not such a great look I don't think. It'll take weeks to recover from this massacre.

Will answer yours.

Same thing happened to me two weeks ago. It's run its course pretty much now, but she scalped me on the sides and the ####ers at work have been calling me sling blade!

Oh it's worse than that. She basically shaved me bald on the side (she said she used "#2," which I take to mean she basically took a dump on my head). I could have stopped her here and had a pretty cool hipster haircut, and that's where I went wrong -- she said "a little scissor trim" on top, but then basically used the scissors to cut it to the same length as the sides.

:facepalm:

married, kids...in the burbs....why do you care how you look?

 

[chauncey]

What city in AZ? I may have to look this guy up. Is he cute?

 

[sublimeone]

I started cutting my own hair a few years back with a set of clippers. It took a little refinement but now I know exactly how I like it and can perform the same cut consistently. It saves money and time. I use the vacuum to clean up and it couldn't be easier.