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I post my least favorite commercials here (2 Viewers)

The Wendy's commercial where the guy tells them what their bbq sauce should be like. "It's gotta be a bit spicy, a bit smoky and a bit sweet." "We listened. Come try our new spicy, smoky and sweet sauces."

You didn't listen you idiots. He was saying your 1 sauce should be those three things, not to make 3 individual sauces each having just one of those things.

 
Rayderr said:
The Wendy's commercial where the guy tells them what their bbq sauce should be like. "It's gotta be a bit spicy, a bit smoky and a bit sweet." "We listened. Come try our new spicy, smoky and sweet sauces."

You didn't listen you idiots. He was saying your 1 sauce should be those three things, not to make 3 individual sauces each having just one of those things.
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:whoosh:

 
Negative political ads. Already seeing those from PACs for the 2016 Senate race on both sides against the presumed candidate of the opposing party.

 
shuke said:
Rayderr said:
The Wendy's commercial where the guy tells them what their bbq sauce should be like. "It's gotta be a bit spicy, a bit smoky and a bit sweet." "We listened. Come try our new spicy, smoky and sweet sauces."

You didn't listen you idiots. He was saying your 1 sauce should be those three things, not to make 3 individual sauces each having just one of those things.
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BBQ Sauce guy says a BBQ sauce has to be smoky, spicy and sweet.

Wendy's then says they have 3 sauces. 1 smoky, 1 spicy, and 1 sweet.

So none of those sauces are what they were told a BBQ sauce should be like.

Think of it this way. The Colonel tells you what his 11 secret herbs and spices saying that's what's needed for great friend chicken. And you set out to make a fried chicken just like his and end up with 11 different recipes each recipe only containing 1 of those 11 ingredients.

 
Rayderr said:
shuke said:
Rayderr said:
The Wendy's commercial where the guy tells them what their bbq sauce should be like. "It's gotta be a bit spicy, a bit smoky and a bit sweet." "We listened. Come try our new spicy, smoky and sweet sauces."

You didn't listen you idiots. He was saying your 1 sauce should be those three things, not to make 3 individual sauces each having just one of those things.
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:whoosh:
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BBQ Sauce guy says a BBQ sauce has to be smoky, spicy and sweet.

Wendy's then says they have 3 sauces. 1 smoky, 1 spicy, and 1 sweet.

So none of those sauces are what they were told a BBQ sauce should be like.

Think of it this way. The Colonel tells you what his 11 secret herbs and spices saying that's what's needed for great friend chicken. And you set out to make a fried chicken just like his and end up with 11 different recipes each recipe only containing 1 of those 11 ingredients.
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Yes, I get it. I think they did that on purpose. As if to say, "#### it, we couldn't decide". I mean, that's what they have to be doing. Otherwise it makes absolutely no sense.

 
The commercial for the Honda Accord - Shows a little kid riding in a go-Kart, dreams of awesome fast cars. Cuts to him sitting in traffic... sees Honda accord pull up to the curb... acts like that is a car ANYONE would dream of. Accords are great dependable cars. Dream race car - No GD way.

 
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These GE commercials where the nerd developer has to explain that he'll be writing revolutionary code are basically the worst. It's like GE is begging for dorks to choose them over Google.

 
"Here in my garage" Lamborghini bookshelf guy is making the rounds on youtube again, gives us a tour (by request) of his 56 door house this time.

(I know, I need an ad blocker)

 
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Dan Lambskin said:
The McDonald's commercial with everyone Social Media-ing about Breakfast after 10:30 makes me especially stabby
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It's even worse now that that dreadful diner serves #bfast and #hotcakes all day. It is one thing for teenagers to act like this on their phones, but some of these people are over 35. # :yucky:

 
The Geico commercial with the golf commentators whispering even though there is a Kraken in the lake is dumb. But all the golf fans who jump in to the lake to escape is what really bugs me.

 
Mr. Pickles said:
These GE commercials where the nerd developer has to explain that he'll be writing revolutionary code are basically the worst. It's like GE is begging for dorks to choose them over Google.
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GE trying to pitch themselves as a tech company is a sign we are in the middle of another tech bubble.

 
Fennis said:
The Geico commercial with the golf commentators whispering even though there is a Kraken in the lake is dumb. But all the golf fans who jump in to the lake to escape is what really bugs me.
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it is not anywhere near as annoying as golf commentators

 
Alexa tell me the news.

Researchers made a new discovery on Pluto today when they...

Alexa how far is Pluto?

Stop interrupting me ####### and I'll tell you.

 
The craft beer commercial for Blue Moon where the founder and head brew master has to tour the country and show bartenders how to garnish their Blue Moon beer.

Step one: Slice an orange and place it on rim of the glass.

Step two: Close bag of oranges and move on to the next bartender.

 
Jayrok said:
The craft beer commercial for Blue Moon where the founder and head brew master has to tour the country and show bartenders how to garnish their Blue Moon beer.

Step one: Slice an orange and place it on rim of the glass.

Step two: Close bag of oranges and move on to the next bartender.
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This had me puzzled as well.

 
Mr. Pickles said:
Jayrok said:
The craft beer commercial for Blue Moon where the founder and head brew master has to tour the country and show bartenders how to garnish their Blue Moon beer.

Step one: Slice an orange and place it on rim of the glass.

Step two: Close bag of oranges and move on to the next bartender.
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This had me puzzled as well.
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Pretty sure it involves a lot of other complex steps that average schmucks like you and I wouldn't understand.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Mr. Pickles said:
Jayrok said:
The craft beer commercial for Blue Moon where the founder and head brew master has to tour the country and show bartenders how to garnish their Blue Moon beer.

Step one: Slice an orange and place it on rim of the glass.

Step two: Close bag of oranges and move on to the next bartender.
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This had me puzzled as well.
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Pretty sure it involves a lot of other complex steps that average schmucks like you and I wouldn't understand.
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I'd try to explain but it's pretty technical.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Mr. Pickles said:
Jayrok said:
The craft beer commercial for Blue Moon where the founder and head brew master has to tour the country and show bartenders how to garnish their Blue Moon beer.

Step one: Slice an orange and place it on rim of the glass.

Step two: Close bag of oranges and move on to the next bartender.
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This had me puzzled as well.
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Pretty sure it involves a lot of other complex steps that average schmucks like you and I wouldn't understand.
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I'd try to explain but it's pretty technical.
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You're a craftsman.

 
That Carrier commercial where they are play hide-n-seek indoor with the deaf dumb girl that's "it' and can't make anybody out.

I also hope Watson gets robot AIDS.

 
The DirectTV commercial where they slam the strawman cable company for being involved in a merger while they conveniently omit the fact that they just merged with at&t.

 
The Chevy commercial where the guys poses as a market researcher and pretends to throws his subjects phones in a wood chipper. He then shows them a car that they can connect their phones by built in WiFi. What was the purpose of the wood chipper?

 
Fennis said:
The Chevy commercial where the guys poses as a market researcher and pretends to throws his subjects phones in a wood chipper. He then shows them a car that they can connect their phones by built in WiFi. What was the purpose of the wood chipper?
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To show how slavishly dependent they are on their cell phones and how wifi will be totally awesome for uploading selfies while driving.

 
Mr. Pickles said:
Fennis said:
The Chevy commercial where the guys poses as a market researcher and pretends to throws his subjects phones in a wood chipper. He then shows them a car that they can connect their phones by built in WiFi. What was the purpose of the wood chipper?
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To show how slavishly dependent they are on their cell phones and how wifi will be totally awesome for uploading selfies while driving.
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"Real people. Not actors."Am I supposed to believe that?

 
Andy Dufresne said:
Mr. Pickles said:
Fennis said:
The Chevy commercial where the guys poses as a market researcher and pretends to throws his subjects phones in a wood chipper. He then shows them a car that they can connect their phones by built in WiFi. What was the purpose of the wood chipper?
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To show how slavishly dependent they are on their cell phones and how wifi will be totally awesome for uploading selfies while driving.
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"Real people. Not actors."Am I supposed to believe that?
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Real people as in Chevrolet employees?

 
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