Willie Neslon
Footballguy
glug glug glug glug glug glug glug...speech mode boss
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I post my least favorite commercials here (4 Viewers)
- Thread starter Mr. Pickles
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Willie Neslon
Footballguy
It's the kid's laugh and voice. Phiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllll! He's supposed to be mildly annoying not the most grating sounding kid of all time. I have to mute it or it really really bothers me.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
I'm not familiar with Peter Pan's powers - if Phil tried to kick his ###, couldn't Peter mess him up pretty good?
If not, Phil's ####in' him up.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
Sonobello...stop showing me fat bodies next to slightly less fat bodies.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Oprah's newest Weight Watchers ad set me off yesterday.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Plus the timeline doesn't really work that well.
So this kid buys one "second hand" when he is in high school. Mazda didn't start making it until 1990, so lets say it is only 5 years old when a high school kid buys it used. So that puts us at a 16 year old in 1995, which makes him 36 today. He's 36 and already has hit a mid life crisis where he needs to buy a convertible? If your life is so rough already maybe you need to start thinking about driving nicer cars, maybe it will help you feel better.
SWC
Bromigo
when i just watched that the lightsaber sound came on when i was looking and i was like hell yeah thats right bromigos take that to the bankI am probably the only one who likes this commercial but I like the part when he asks, "Who is this coffee maestro?!" His reaction to Sophia's answer has me
Chemical X
Footballguy
where are you bear?!?!
PlasmaDogPlasma
Footballguy
"I always heard she was a ham" "hahahahaha"
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
The Montana/Young ATT spot is good. Of course they're playing it to death http://www.sportsgrid.com/uncategorized/this-joe-montana-steve-young-spot-is-best-commercial-of-2016-by-far/
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Chemical X
Footballguy
first citizens bank has an awful teen cancer commercial........
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Stupid little detail that bothers me anyway -- the fake views of the Statue of Liberty in the Liberty Mutual commercials. There is no land mass with that view of the statue, plus they use a different wall/fence every time. It's inauthentic and makes me hate and mistrust them as a company.
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
“There exists an all-powerful force in the universe. It surrounds us. Gives us strength. Turns fear into hope. And to those who seek to harness such power … This is what you’ve been looking for.”
A truck.
Also, just what is the all powerful force then?
I just learned that the voice is Mark Hamill. Also, the campaign ends tomorrow so that's good.
A truck.
Also, just what is the all powerful force then?
I just learned that the voice is Mark Hamill. Also, the campaign ends tomorrow so that's good.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Wait, what?Andy Dufresne said:“There exists an all-powerful force in the universe. It surrounds us. Gives us strength. Turns fear into hope. And to those who seek to harness such power … This is what you’ve been looking for.”
A truck.
Also, just what is the all powerful force then?
I just learned that the voice is Mark Hamill. Also, the campaign ends tomorrow so that's good.
Chemical X
Footballguy
any treadmill commercial where someone is using the device on the beach or in the middle of a mansion overlooking the pacific.
Tackling Dummies
Footballguy
The General insurance commercials. Nasty on every level. Gold medal, JG-Wentworth-annoying quality w/ a twist of cheap CGI and the "acting" is miserable. To finish off this treat is a 1960's quality jingle.
Rohn Jambo
Footballguy
This commercial was filmed in one take. I couldn't decide if I love it or hate it.
The highlight for me is when the 2 bikes jump over the truck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQzZJVfZydE
The highlight for me is when the 2 bikes jump over the truck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQzZJVfZydE
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Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
I want a pony from Amazon...wife melts every time it runs. She has researched the Shetlands and they are $5k to buy, $2.5k yearly in food.
Rohn Jambo
Footballguy
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
Verizon, I like your service but I don't know what a "state win" is or who Root Metrics are.
And is anyone really interested in checking out more at www.gmc.com/sierra?
And is anyone really interested in checking out more at www.gmc.com/sierra?
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Skittles Pox makes me cringe and they still are running it. I actually passed over them at the gas station last night around 3 in the morning, went straight for the M&M peanuts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW03n1Osz5I
And some of you sickos probably think she's hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW03n1Osz5I
And some of you sickos probably think she's hot.
Andy Dufresne
Footballguy
GMC commercials - "I saved thousands."
You spent tens of thousands.
You spent tens of thousands.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
The Malibu comericial where they removed all the decals and people guess it is a Lexus because it syncs with your phone or something. Good grief.
Jayrok
Footballguy
"what would you say the price range is for this model?"
"I'd say 50-65k"
"probably in the 80k range"
it's a Chevy people..
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
"It starts at 22.5""what would you say the price range is for this model?"
"I'd say 50-65k"
"probably in the 80k range"
And guess what, at that price it's not going to come with any of the stuff that is impressing you fools into thinking it is some luxury car.
Insein
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
As a ####### Impala owner, this commercial kills me."what would you say the price range is for this model?"
"I'd say 50-65k"
"probably in the 80k range"
I want to throw a flashbang to distract the Chevy folks and then rescue the potential buyers.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
The one with the doggy door?
Brilliant idea. Install a door in your door so a worthless midget horse can s hit all over your house.
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
That song + the chick looking a little weird + the way the chick interacts with the horse = me thinking there might be some illegal German porn going on.
flysack
Footballguy
I don't know why, but I have an irrational need to punch the bearded guy from the Chevy commercials in the face. It gets worse every time I see him.
This guy - > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkvMJzl5XR4
This guy - > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkvMJzl5XR4
flysack
Footballguy
Insein
Footballguy
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
Yankee23Fan
Fair Tax!
I'm a big fan of the new DirectTv commercial with the settlers. "Just working the land, hoping for a fertile spring!"
Cracks me up every time.
Cracks me up every time.
heckmanm
Footballguy
With nice little fine print "Price as shown, $36,000""It starts at 22.5""what would you say the price range is for this model?"
"I'd say 50-65k"
"probably in the 80k range"
And guess what, at that price it's not going to come with any of the stuff that is impressing you fools into thinking it is some luxury car.
Vanilla Guerrilla
Footballguy
If they had half-azzed it, I could see it being horrible and I'm sure they'll overplay it with spin-off commercails that will get progressively worse. But they told the kid to go churn butter and make himself some clothes, pulling out all the stereotypes. It still won't make me call up direct TV.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Yeah, WTF is that? Sounds like an argument between the ladies that work at the nail salon.
Jayrok
Footballguy
Yeah this one is a hoot. I'm sure the homeowners association also hopes he has a fertile spring.
I'm sure they'll over do it soon enough, but funny now. "And you have your cabbages."
