I saw Rachel Dratch today (1 Viewer)

[MC Gas Money]

She was pushing a baby carriage and looked really annoyed.

I decided not to say hello.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

One day last year my brother called me and told me that he had just seen Michael C Hall (Dexter) on the streets of Manhattan. I, in Salt Lake City, happened to be standing about 15 feet away from Julie Benz (Rita) when I got the call.

How bizarre is that?

 

[SWC]

how could you not try to sell her a naked woman or vagbeast shirt brohan if she wore it bam sales through the roof always be closing if you want to succeed take that to the bank bromigo

 

[Stinger Ray]

You should have asked if she wanted to buy a tshirt.

 

[Cjw_55106]

One day last year my brother called me and told me that he had just seen Michael C Hall (Dexter) on the streets of Manhattan. I, in Salt Lake City, happened to be standing about 15 feet away from Julie Benz (Rita) when I got the call.

How bizarre is that?

Thats very bizzare. Doesnt the restraining order indicate 500 feet?

 

[bshell27]

She was pushing a baby carriage and looked really annoyed.

I decided not to say hello.

She wasn't annoyed. Is there anytime/photo she doesn't look that way?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

She was pushing a baby carriage and looked really annoyed.

I decided not to say hello.

Jeez, she's older than I am.

 

[Parrothead]

why is she such a Debbie Downer

 

[Cjw_55106]

She was pushing a baby carriage and looked really annoyed.

I decided not to say hello.

Jeez, she's older than I am.

and uglier...and Ive never seen you.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

One day last year my brother called me and told me that he had just seen Michael C Hall (Dexter) on the streets of Manhattan. I, in Salt Lake City, happened to be standing about 15 feet away from Julie Benz (Rita) when I got the call.

How bizarre is that?

Thats very bizzare. Doesnt the restraining order indicate 500 feet?

I tend to look at that as more of a suggestion than a hard-fast rule.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Did the site of you make her vomit?

 

[Cjw_55106]

One day last year my brother called me and told me that he had just seen Michael C Hall (Dexter) on the streets of Manhattan. I, in Salt Lake City, happened to be standing about 15 feet away from Julie Benz (Rita) when I got the call.

How bizarre is that?

Thats very bizzare. Doesnt the restraining order indicate 500 feet?

I tend to look at that as more of a suggestion than a hard-fast rule.

Was she gorgeous or too skinny in person?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Alias check in! HERE!

 

[Jack White]

Did the site of you make her vomit?

I would have. I used to call her "The Troll."

 

[Cjw_55106]

Did the site of you make her vomit?

I would have. I used to call her "The Troll."

Um.....nevermind.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Always liked her, definitely as funny as Poehler and funnier than Fey.

 

[Jack White]

Did the site of you make her vomit?

I would have. I used to call her "The Troll."

Um.....nevermind.

Yeah, I blew that one.

 

[xulf]

You sure it was her? She has a very common look.

 

[TheIronSheik]

You sure it was her? She has a very common look.

Not really.

 

[Guest]

One day last year my brother called me and told me that he had just seen Michael C Hall (Dexter) on the streets of Manhattan. I, in Salt Lake City, happened to be standing about 15 feet away from Julie Benz (Rita) when I got the call.

How bizarre is that?

I went to a studio screening of an Oliver Stone movie called U-Turn, circa 1998. I flew the next day to San Francisco to set up technical equipment for a movie. As we were unloading a truck on the street, I was discussing the movie and how great Sean Penn is with this spazzy chick. All of the sudden she pointed and screamed out, "There his is!!!!" And there's Sean Penn, stopped dead in his tracks and obviously more than a little freaked.

His presence there was totally random. Nothing to do with the project I was there to setup.

How often are you in a random city discussing a celebrity when that celebrity walks by?

 

[SWC]

One day last year my brother called me and told me that he had just seen Michael C Hall (Dexter) on the streets of Manhattan. I, in Salt Lake City, happened to be standing about 15 feet away from Julie Benz (Rita) when I got the call.

How bizarre is that?

I went to a studio screening of an Oliver Stone movie called U-Turn, circa 1998. I flew the next day to San Francisco to set up technical equipment for a movie. As we were unloading a truck on the street, I was discussing the movie and how great Sean Penn is with this spazzy chick.All of the sudden she pointed and screamed out, "There his is!!!!" And there's Sean Penn, stopped dead in his tracks and obviously more than a little freaked.

His presence there was totally random. Nothing to do with the project I was there to setup.

How often are you in a random city discussing a celebrity when that celebrity walks by?

his what brohan like did his arm fall off or something i do not get it

 

[MC Gas Money]

You sure it was her? She has a very common look.

Positive

 

[BobbyLayne]

Her "baby" is almost 5. Damn right she was annoyed.

"Git da #### out and walk you little twerp. WHAT THE #### ARE LOOKING AT? ARE YOU TRYING TO SKETCH ME? GIMME THAT!! Oh...you...you really think my boobs look that big? Because you know I'm nursing any more, these are the real deal. Do you do commission work?"

 

[eoMMan]

I bet she's a freak. I'm talking like squirting, queefing and then laughing about it.

 

[jon_mx]

I bet she's a freak. I'm talking like squirting, queefing and then laughing about it.

I can vouch for the first two.

 

[Fariq]

She was pushing a baby carriage and looked really annoyed.

I decided not to say hello.

So? My father's friend/former coworker used to live next door to a guy who cut Jeff Torborg's hair when he was the Mets manager.

 

[pecorino]

Not wearing yoga pants? Darn.

 

[msommer]

Is she equally unattractive in person?

 

[Parrothead]

I bet she's a freak. I'm talking like squirting, queefing and then laughing about it.

the ugly ones have to be

 

[Sinrman]

One day last year my brother called me and told me that he had just seen Michael C Hall (Dexter) on the streets of Manhattan. I, in Salt Lake City, happened to be standing about 15 feet away from Julie Benz (Rita) when I got the call.

How bizarre is that?

SUPER yum........

 

[Otis]

Who?????

 

[Tom Servo]

Who?

 

[skol asylum]

Damn near hit Paul McCartney with my car on Tuesday morning. Idiot almost walked right in front of me without looking.

Was he barefoot?

 

[Fariq]

Who?????

Rachel Dratch

 

[Tom Servo]

Who?????

Rachel Dratch

Doesn't answer the question, chief.

 

[Wingnut]

One day last year my brother called me and told me that he had just seen Michael C Hall (Dexter) on the streets of Manhattan. I, in Salt Lake City, happened to be standing about 15 feet away from Julie Benz (Rita) when I got the call.

How bizarre is that?

I went to a studio screening of an Oliver Stone movie called U-Turn, circa 1998. I flew the next day to San Francisco to set up technical equipment for a movie. As we were unloading a truck on the street, I was discussing the movie and how great Sean Penn is with this spazzy chick. All of the sudden she pointed and screamed out, "There his is!!!!" And there's Sean Penn, stopped dead in his tracks and obviously more than a little freaked.

His presence there was totally random. Nothing to do with the project I was there to setup.

How often are you in a random city discussing a celebrity when that celebrity walks by?

Congrats on using the term "spazzy" for the first time since 1989.

 

[El Floppo]

Wait a sec... we're supposed to report seeing celebs? That's going to keep us NYC and LA people pretty busy.

 

[flapgreen]

Don't know her.

 

[jon_mx]

Who?????

Rachel Dratch

Doesn't answer the question, chief.

The Rachel Dratch. You know, the one who MC ran into the other day but did not even try to say hi to, but started this awesome thread.

 

[Despyzer]

How long was she in the majors?

 

[Tom Servo]

Who?????

Rachel Dratch

Doesn't answer the question, chief.

The Rachel Dratch. You know, the one who MC ran into the other day but did not even try to say hi to, but started this awesome thread.

Well, then....Maybe I should start a thread about talking to my pastor this morning...

 

[whiskey7]

how could you not try to sell her a naked woman or vagbeast shirt brohan if she wore it bam sales through the roof always be closing if you want to succeed take that to the bank bromigo

Post of the year candidate

 

[jon_mx]

Who?????

Rachel Dratch

Doesn't answer the question, chief.

The Rachel Dratch. You know, the one who MC ran into the other day but did not even try to say hi to, but started this awesome thread.

Well, then....Maybe I should start a thread about talking to my pastor this morning...

That would be awesome. Also any interesting adventure while taking a crap might be threadworthy too.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Meh, it was probably just a small boy.

 

[FlapJacks]

How big are her cans these days?

 

[SofaKings]

Remember when people actually used to post pics?

 

[Tom Servo]

Remember when people actually used to post pics?

Good times.

 

[chauncey]

I've never heard of this broad but figured she must be important if MC started a thread about her. The Google tells me she is a comedian from SNL. She also shares the same birthday as Chauncey.

Not crazy at all

Debbie downer

More crazy, plus rack

Her reaction when MC showed her his T-shirts

Oddly attractive

 

[chauncey]

And here are pics of FreeBaGel's random celebrity run-in Julie Benz:

Peek a boob

Must love dogs

She looks good in red (spoiler alert)

Lovely Rita

 

[PatsWillWin]

Woman you find oddly attractive?