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Just saw the evidence first hand. Pretty gross.. I almost threw up. I'm just glad it was confined to the can and that the kid didn't crap in the sink, wipe his #### with his shirt, stick it to the bathroom door and then jump out the window.He just went to lunch. I have to have lunch with the Mayor of Orlando (!) at 12:30, so I have left a note on his desk telling him to come see me at 2:00 ET. Next update should follow about 2:15.Think I should tell the Mayor this story ? :P

 
I haven't read your "soiled toilet tissue in the trash can" thread, but I know it's very common in parts of the world with poor plumbing. This occurred both in Mexico and on the Navajo Reservation because they were being considerate of the toilet owner. To throw toilet paper in the toilet meant to clog the toilet and have it run over. It's hard to change old habits. Just think how hard it would be to remember the opposite, and always toss the paper in the trash. Our church had a problem a while back of soiled paper on the floor next to the toilet in the men's room. Turns out, it was a couple of Navajo boys who did that because there wasn't a trash can in the stall.As far as the putrid underwear, people don't do that maliciously. He might have been sick, or just didn't get to the toilet in time. I'm sure that he his his dump out of embarrassment rather than to plan a stink bomb. I mean, if he just wanted to be disgusting, he would have kept his tighty whities and placed the dump up in the ceiling sans underwear. I really don't think it will happen again.
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UmmmIt's a work place. He's not on a reservation. This is a health issue for the co-workers. Whoever is leaving feces laying around needs to get canned.If it the soiled pants was an accident- did he think it was just going to magically disappear leaving the pine-fresh scent behind. At a minimum he needed to come back and clean up his mess after he got fresh pants or whatever.
 
I haven't read your "soiled toilet tissue in the trash can" thread, but I know it's very common in parts of the world with poor plumbing. This occurred both in Mexico and on the Navajo Reservation because they were being considerate of the toilet owner. To throw toilet paper in the toilet meant to clog the toilet and have it run over. It's hard to change old habits. Just think how hard it would be to remember the opposite, and always toss the paper in the trash. Our church had a problem a while back of soiled paper on the floor next to the toilet in the men's room. Turns out, it was a couple of Navajo boys who did that because there wasn't a trash can in the stall.As far as the putrid underwear, people don't do that maliciously. He might have been sick, or just didn't get to the toilet in time. I'm sure that he hid his dump out of embarrassment rather than to plant a stink bomb. I mean, if he just wanted to be disgusting, he would have kept his tighty whities and placed the dump up in the ceiling sans underwear. I really don't think it will happen again.
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There is no place for common sense in this thread.
 
,Dec 20 2004, 11:58 AM]

UPDATE :Warehouse manager went into the bathroom as soon as the kid left.  There was a bunch of s--t covered TP at the top of the garbage bin.  The bathroom was cleaned this morning, and the garbage cans emptied (about 9:00 AM) so the perp definitely was in there between 9:00 and 11:00.  No-one that sits out that way can say with any degree of certainty that they saw anyone else go in there between those hours.
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Call him into the office. Did you post warnings? Lie and say you've been having the restroom monitored (from the outside) and the trash bin checked every 30 mins (or after each user). Don't even bring up the pants in the ceiling.... just tell him you know it was him throwing the #### paper away.... read his reaction from there.The fact that you're coming to him RIGHT after the fact will add credence to your assertions.
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It's going to be something just like this....
 
Evilgrin:1. This entire thread deserves its own link on the FBG.com front page. Joe, Shick: MAKE THIS HAPPEN! :)2. Ever thought of starting your own blog? As far as I know, www.####detective.com is still available.-MR

 
Unbelievable...I thought it was disgusting when our stock person was caught not washing his hands after using the bathroom, but I couldn't imagine having to deal with a scenario like this one. :X

 
I haven't read your "soiled toilet tissue in the trash can" thread, but I know it's very common in parts of the world with poor plumbing. This occurred both in Mexico and on the Navajo Reservation because they were being considerate of the toilet owner. To throw toilet paper in the toilet meant to clog the toilet and have it run over. It's hard to change old habits. Just think how hard it would be to remember the opposite, and always toss the paper in the trash. Our church had a problem a while back of soiled paper on the floor next to the toilet in the men's room. Turns out, it was a couple of Navajo boys who did that because there wasn't a trash can in the stall.As far as the putrid underwear, people don't do that maliciously. He might have been sick, or just didn't get to the toilet in time. I'm sure that he hid his dump out of embarrassment rather than to plant a stink bomb. I mean, if he just wanted to be disgusting, he would have kept his tighty whities and placed the dump up in the ceiling sans underwear. I really don't think it will happen again.
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Hmmmm. So you're saying I should be lenient here?
 
Just saw the evidence first hand. Pretty gross.. I almost threw up. I'm just glad it was confined to the can and that the kid didn't crap in the sink, wipe his #### with his shirt, stick it to the bathroom door and then jump out the window.He just went to lunch. I have to have lunch with the Mayor of Orlando (!) at 12:30, so I have left a note on his desk telling him to come see me at 2:00 ET. Next update should follow about 2:15.Think I should tell the Mayor this story ? :P
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:lol: :thumbup: Depends on what kind of guy the mayor is... if he's a laid back "guy's guy" he'd probably get a kick out of a less-detailed version...
 
I haven't read your "soiled toilet tissue in the trash can" thread, but I know it's very common in parts of the world with poor plumbing. This occurred both in Mexico and on the Navajo Reservation because they were being considerate of the toilet owner. To throw toilet paper in the toilet meant to clog the toilet and have it run over. It's hard to change old habits. Just think how hard it would be to remember the opposite, and always toss the paper in the trash. Our church had a problem a while back of soiled paper on the floor next to the toilet in the men's room. Turns out, it was a couple of Navajo boys who did that because there wasn't a trash can in the stall.As far as the putrid underwear, people don't do that maliciously. He might have been sick, or just didn't get to the toilet in time. I'm sure that he hid his dump out of embarrassment rather than to plant a stink bomb. I mean, if he just wanted to be disgusting, he would have kept his tighty whities and placed the dump up in the ceiling sans underwear. I really don't think it will happen again.
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I was thinking the same thing - when traveling in South America it was very difficult to remember NOT to throw the tp into the toilet before flushing.Had to 'go get it out' once. :X Is 'Najah' from another country?
 
Just saw the evidence first hand. Pretty gross.. I almost threw up. I'm just glad it was confined to the can and that the kid didn't crap in the sink, wipe his #### with his shirt, stick it to the bathroom door and then jump out the window.He just went to lunch. I have to have lunch with the Mayor of Orlando (!) at 12:30, so I have left a note on his desk telling him to come see me at 2:00 ET. Next update should follow about 2:15.Think I should tell the Mayor this story ? :P
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I thought Mickey Mouse was the mayor of Orlando.Tell the mayor to come here and post.
 
I haven't read your "soiled toilet tissue in the trash can" thread, but I know it's very common in parts of the world with poor plumbing. This occurred both in Mexico and on the Navajo Reservation because they were being considerate of the toilet owner. To throw toilet paper in the toilet meant to clog the toilet and have it run over. It's hard to change old habits. Just think how hard it would be to remember the opposite, and always toss the paper in the trash. Our church had a problem a while back of soiled paper on the floor next to the toilet in the men's room. Turns out, it was a couple of Navajo boys who did that because there wasn't a trash can in the stall.As far as the putrid underwear, people don't do that maliciously. He might have been sick, or just didn't get to the toilet in time. I'm sure that he hid his dump out of embarrassment rather than to plant a stink bomb. I mean, if he just wanted to be disgusting, he would have kept his tighty whities and placed the dump up in the ceiling sans underwear. I really don't think it will happen again.
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Hmmmm. So you're saying I should be lenient here?
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Is he a recent immigrant? If so, I think the kid needs some American socialization.
 
Just saw the evidence first hand. Pretty gross.. I almost threw up. I'm just glad it was confined to the can and that the kid didn't crap in the sink, wipe his #### with his shirt, stick it to the bathroom door and then jump out the window.He just went to lunch. I have to have lunch with the Mayor of Orlando (!) at 12:30, so I have left a note on his desk telling him to come see me at 2:00 ET. Next update should follow about 2:15.Think I should tell the Mayor this story ? :P
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MAYOR: Man, I hate Mondays. How'd you're day been, EG72?EG72: Well, My office smells liek crap and somone's been leaving soiled TP in the bathroom trashcan.MAYOR: :eek: EG72: Excuse me maor, but are for a 32 waist? Hmmm, do you prefer boxers or briefs?
 
,Dec 20 2004, 12:03 PM]

Just saw the evidence first hand. Pretty gross.. I almost threw up. I'm just glad it was confined to the can and that the kid didn't crap in the sink, wipe his #### with his shirt, stick it to the bathroom door and then jump out the window.He just went to lunch. I have to have lunch with the Mayor of Orlando (!) at 12:30, so I have left a note on his desk telling him to come see me at 2:00 ET. Next update should follow about 2:15.Think I should tell the Mayor this story ? :P
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:lol: :thumbup: Depends on what kind of guy the mayor is... if he's a laid back "guy's guy" he'd probably get a kick out of a less-detailed version...
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We'll see.... maybe I will share it.I seriously have to make sure my desire to provide a good ending to this doesn't cloud my judgment as far as dealing with this matter is concerned.
 
I haven't read your "soiled toilet tissue in the trash can" thread, but I know it's very common in parts of the world with poor plumbing. This occurred both in Mexico and on the Navajo Reservation because they were being considerate of the toilet owner. To throw toilet paper in the toilet meant to clog the toilet and have it run over. It's hard to change old habits. Just think how hard it would be to remember the opposite, and always toss the paper in the trash. Our church had a problem a while back of soiled paper on the floor next to the toilet in the men's room. Turns out, it was a couple of Navajo boys who did that because there wasn't a trash can in the stall.

As far as the putrid underwear, people don't do that maliciously. He might have been sick, or just didn't get to the toilet in time. I'm sure that he hid his dump out of embarrassment rather than to plant a stink bomb. I mean, if he just wanted to be disgusting, he would have kept his tighty whities and placed the dump up in the ceiling sans underwear. I really don't think it will happen again.
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Hmmmm. So you're saying I should be lenient here?
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NO!!!!!!
 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Your responses to this have me in f'n tears here..... all of them. I can't even post the :rotflmao: smileys fast enough.

 
,Dec 20 2004, 12:03 PM]

Just saw the evidence first hand.  Pretty gross.. I almost threw up.  I'm just glad it was confined to the can and that the kid didn't crap in the sink, wipe his #### with his shirt, stick it to the bathroom door and then jump out the window.He just went to lunch.  I have to have lunch with the Mayor of Orlando (!) at 12:30, so I have left a note on his desk telling him to come see me at 2:00 ET.  Next update should follow about 2:15.Think I should tell the Mayor this story ?  :P
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:lol: :thumbup: Depends on what kind of guy the mayor is... if he's a laid back "guy's guy" he'd probably get a kick out of a less-detailed version...
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We'll see.... maybe I will share it.I seriously have to make sure my desire to provide a good ending to this doesn't cloud my judgment as far as dealing with this matter is concerned.
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Dude.. you seriously crack me up. Def need to meet us out for a beer when I'm down there next month (flying down to Orlando twice in January for business). :rotflmao:
 
Maybe this has been mentioned already - I haven't finished reading the whole thread yet...

Can't you just find the worker that is not wearing underwear?

Line 'em up, and have them all drop trou - The one without underwear is the culprit. :rotflmao:

...or was the deed done before today?

 
,Dec 20 2004, 12:07 PM]

,Dec 20 2004, 12:03 PM]

Just saw the evidence first hand.  Pretty gross.. I almost threw up.  I'm just glad it was confined to the can and that the kid didn't crap in the sink, wipe his #### with his shirt, stick it to the bathroom door and then jump out the window.He just went to lunch.  I have to have lunch with the Mayor of Orlando (!) at 12:30, so I have left a note on his desk telling him to come see me at 2:00 ET.  Next update should follow about 2:15.Think I should tell the Mayor this story ?   :P
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:lol: :thumbup: Depends on what kind of guy the mayor is... if he's a laid back "guy's guy" he'd probably get a kick out of a less-detailed version...
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We'll see.... maybe I will share it.I seriously have to make sure my desire to provide a good ending to this doesn't cloud my judgment as far as dealing with this matter is concerned.
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Dude.. you seriously crack me up. Def need to meet us out for a beer when I'm down there next month (flying down to Orlando twice in January for business). :rotflmao:
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I'm going to be up in NJ for about half the month on business, but if I am here when you are, no doubt. Don't have firm dates yet - will know after the new year.
 
Maybe this has been mentioned already - I haven't finished reading the whole thread yet...

Can't you just find the worker that is not wearing underwear?

Line 'em up, and have them all drop trou - The one without underwear is the culprit. :rotflmao:

...or was the deed done before today?
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It happened Friday, but the turd wasn't found until today. Underwear check would not bear fruit.
 
Maybe this has been mentioned already - I haven't finished reading the whole thread yet...

Can't you just find the worker that is not wearing underwear?

Line 'em up, and have them all drop trou - The one without underwear is the culprit. :rotflmao:

...or was the deed done before today?
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Wheelhouse,Your tidbits in the Shark Pool are fantastic, but THIS quote takes the cake. I just sprayed Diet Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard.

:excited:

 
I'm going to be up in NJ for about half the month on business, but if I am here when you are, no doubt. Don't have firm dates yet - will know after the new year.
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It all depends [icon]...what's your waist size?Size matters at EvilGrin Inc.
 
Maybe this has been mentioned already - I haven't finished reading the whole thread yet...

Can't you just find the worker that is not wearing underwear?

Line 'em up, and have them all drop trou - The one without underwear is the culprit. :rotflmao:

...or was the deed done before today?
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What is multipe employees are going commando?
 
I haven't read your "soiled toilet tissue in the trash can" thread, but I know it's very common in parts of the world with poor plumbing. This occurred both in Mexico and on the Navajo Reservation because they were being considerate of the toilet owner. To throw toilet paper in the toilet meant to clog the toilet and have it run over. It's hard to change old habits. Just think how hard it would be to remember the opposite, and always toss the paper in the trash. Our church had a problem a while back of soiled paper on the floor next to the toilet in the men's room. Turns out, it was a couple of Navajo boys who did that because there wasn't a trash can in the stall.As far as the putrid underwear, people don't do that maliciously. He might have been sick, or just didn't get to the toilet in time. I'm sure that he hid his dump out of embarrassment rather than to plant a stink bomb. I mean, if he just wanted to be disgusting, he would have kept his tighty whities and placed the dump up in the ceiling sans underwear. I really don't think it will happen again.
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The paper thing could be cultural, but the concept that the draws in the ceiling "couldn't be malicious" is way off. I could totally see this type of malevolence from a guy.
 
Maybe this has been mentioned already - I haven't finished reading the whole thread yet...

Can't you just find the worker that is not wearing underwear?

Line 'em up, and have them all drop trou - The one without underwear is the culprit. :rotflmao:

...or was the deed done before today?
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What is multipe employees are going commando?
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sniff test
 
I haven't read your "soiled toilet tissue in the trash can" thread, but I know it's very common in parts of the world with poor plumbing. This occurred both in Mexico and on the Navajo Reservation because they were being considerate of the toilet owner. To throw toilet paper in the toilet meant to clog the toilet and have it run over. It's hard to change old habits. Just think how hard it would be to remember the opposite, and always toss the paper in the trash. Our church had a problem a while back of soiled paper on the floor next to the toilet in the men's room. Turns out, it was a couple of Navajo boys who did that because there wasn't a trash can in the stall.As far as the putrid underwear, people don't do that maliciously. He might have been sick, or just didn't get to the toilet in time. I'm sure that he hid his dump out of embarrassment rather than to plant a stink bomb. I mean, if he just wanted to be disgusting, he would have kept his tighty whities and placed the dump up in the ceiling sans underwear. I really don't think it will happen again.
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BUZZ KILL!
 
The paper thing could be cultural, but the concept that the draws in the ceiling "couldn't be malicious" is way off. I could totally see this type of malevolence from a guy.
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I don't know. If it was malicious, I would think he would leave as little evidence as possible...like his boxers.
 
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Unofficial record?
 
Im thinking you should smell his hands. Thats the closest you will come to hard evidence. Granted washing them might mask the aroma but this guys hygiene is in question as it is, you might have a smoking gun. (or finger)

 
So that's your call?It was the new guy, in the bathroom, with the poop stick?I had Mr. Mustard in the library with the revolver, but I always did suck at Clue.

 
I haven't read your "soiled toilet tissue in the trash can" thread, but I know it's very common in parts of the world with poor plumbing. This occurred both in Mexico and on the Navajo Reservation because they were being considerate of the toilet owner. To throw toilet paper in the toilet meant to clog the toilet and have it run over. It's hard to change old habits. Just think how hard it would be to remember the opposite, and always toss the paper in the trash. Our church had a problem a while back of soiled paper on the floor next to the toilet in the men's room. Turns out, it was a couple of Navajo boys who did that because there wasn't a trash can in the stall.As far as the putrid underwear, people don't do that maliciously. He might have been sick, or just didn't get to the toilet in time. I'm sure that he hid his dump out of embarrassment rather than to plant a stink bomb. I mean, if he just wanted to be disgusting, he would have kept his tighty whities and placed the dump up in the ceiling sans underwear. I really don't think it will happen again.
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The paper thing could be cultural, but the concept that the draws in the ceiling "couldn't be malicious" is way off. I could totally see this type of malevolence from a guy.
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Apparently, I've underestimated the male gender yet again.
 
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