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OK, folks - I am off to lunch with the mayor. I should be back about 1:30-1:45 ET. Will update then on the lunch and whether the honorable Mayor Dyer got to hear this tale.http://www.cityoforlando.net/executive/com...7_workalong.htmHe seems like a pretty cool guy. He's out there wearing shades, mowing the field at the Citrus Bowl..........

Drop the bomb on him

 

[The_Colonel]

The paper thing could be cultural, but the concept that the draws in the ceiling "couldn't be malicious" is way off. I could totally see this type of malevolence from a guy.

I don't know. If it was malicious, I would think he would leave as little evidence as possible...like his boxers.

Sorry, there's a learning curve attached to stunts like this one. I think the perpetrator is generally going to be be pretty ####### stupid.

 

[trader jake]

OK, folks - I am off to lunch with the mayor. I should be back about 1:30-1:45 ET. Will update then on the lunch and whether the honorable Mayor Dyer got to hear this tale.http://www.cityoforlando.net/executive/com...7_workalong.htmHe seems like a pretty cool guy. He's out there wearing shades, mowing the field at the Citrus Bowl..........

He also fits the EvilGrin72 Inc work waist profile.Tell him.

 

[aardball44]

OK, he still isn't out, and I have a job applicant here for an 11:30 interview. I am going to blitz this cat with questions and get him out of here ASAP so I can deal with this situation. Back as soon as I can.....

Hire him ASAP and assign him to lavatory surveillance.

"Who does Number Two work for?"

 

[MallRat]

Hey, EG-You say you've got a chemist working for you? What kind of company is this?-MR

 

[GStrot]

Are we sure the TP in the trash guy is the same as the boxers in the ceiling guy?

 

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This HAS to be a record... 100 people in a single thread? :rotflmao:

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Please let this guy know that 9 out of 10 FBG's can't understand why he throws his soiled TP in the trash instead of the can. *disclaimer* 9/10 because there are a number of Canadians.

 

[Marauder]

Maybe this has been mentioned already - I haven't finished reading the whole thread yet...

Can't you just find the worker that is not wearing underwear?

Line 'em up, and have them all drop trou - The one without underwear is the culprit. :rotflmao:

...or was the deed done before today?

It happened Friday, but the turd wasn't found until today. Underwear check would not bear fruit.

So, you need to look for somebody wearing the same brand and size underwear today. If the underwear fits you must convict.

 

[BlueOnion]

Are we sure the TP in the trash guy is the same as the boxers in the ceiling guy?

Negative.

 

[DPRugby]

Nominating this thread for Thread of the Year Honors! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Best Monday on the FFA in a long time.

 

[Eagle Eye]

So, you need to look for somebody wearing the same brand and size underwear today. If the underwear fits you must convict.

:rotflmao: So you buy the 12-pack and you're done for the year?

 

[Cowbell Fever]

It would certainly call to question the hiring practices of the company if indeed these are two individuals.

 

[Brock Middlebrook]

Maybe this has been mentioned already - I haven't finished reading the whole thread yet...

Can't you just find the worker that is not wearing underwear?

Line 'em up, and have them all drop trou - The one without underwear is the culprit.  :rotflmao:

...or was the deed done before today?

What is multipe employees are going commando?

sniff test

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[Coop]

Hey, on a side note ...What does this guy do for your company? Is he well paid?I am looking for a new job ... and keep my underpants clean and on my person all day! :typingupresume:

 

[General Malaise]

I'm looking forward to the follow up thread to this entitled:"Errant Wiper put me down as a reference"...."So the Errant Wiper (you know, the guy who threw his poop paper in the trash and left his soiled boxers in the ceiling) applied for a new job. The prospective employer called me and asked for my thoughts on EW and whether I'd recommend him or not.I said 'Hey, he's great with clients, comes to work on time, is quiet and puts in a hard days work. Oh, but there IS this one issue...."

 

[10993]

I haven't read your "soiled toilet tissue in the trash can" thread, but I know it's very common in parts of the world with poor plumbing.

Yeah, it was very difficult for me to adjust to this in South America. Often, I'd just flush it anyway if it was a modern enough toilet.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I'm looking forward to the follow up thread to this entitled:"Errant Wiper put me down as a reference"...."So the Errant Wiper (you know, the guy who threw his poop paper in the trash and left his soiled boxers in the ceiling) applied for a new job. The prospective employer called me and asked for my thoughts on EW and whether I'd recommend him or not.I said 'Hey, he's great with clients, comes to work on time, is quiet and puts in a hard days work. Oh, but there IS this one issue...."

GM your avatar in this thread makes me nervous.

 

[tangfoot]

Are we sure the TP in the trash guy is the same as the boxers in the ceiling guy?

Orlando could very well be the hotbed of Mad ####ter activity.

 

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I'm looking forward to the follow up thread to this entitled:"Errant Wiper put me down as a reference"...."So the Errant Wiper (you know, the guy who threw his poop paper in the trash and left his soiled boxers in the ceiling) applied for a new job. The prospective employer called me and asked for my thoughts on EW and whether I'd recommend him or not.I said 'Hey, he's great with clients, comes to work on time, is quiet and puts in a hard days work. Oh, but there IS this one issue...."

:rotflmao: GB :gm:

 

[SuperJohn96]

Please let this guy know that 9 out of 10 FBG's can't understand why he throws his soiled TP in the trash instead of the can. *disclaimer* 9/10 because there are a number of Canadians.

Hey, don't throw us in the "John" with those fools.In Canada we never put tp in the garbage.We put it in the toilet.We just don't flush it down when we're done.:floaters:

 

[trader jake]

It would certainly call to question the hiring practices of the company if indeed these are two individuals.

EG72 just conducted an interview - the guy wore jeans Maybe we should find out what kind of place this EvilGrin Inc is before we pass judgement.

 

[tangfoot]

We put it in the toilet.We just don't flush it down when we're done.

It seems there are a number of "Canadians" working in my building. :X

 

[JAA]

Are we sure the TP in the trash guy is the same as the boxers in the ceiling guy?

Orlando could very well be the hotbed of Mad ####ter activity.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[Kovax]

Too bad MelvinTJanitor isn't around anymore. He could be of great assistance here.Mods, unlock the janitor!

 

[trader jake]

Please let this guy know that 9 out of 10 FBG's can't understand why he throws his soiled TP in the trash instead of the can. *disclaimer* 9/10 because there are a number of Canadians.

Hey, don't throw us in the "John" with those fools.In Canada we never put tp in the garbage.We put it in the toilet.We just don't flush it down when we're done.:floaters:

What???If it's yellow, let it mellowIf it's brown, flush it down

 

[Kleck.]

A FBG Movie

Crap in the Ceiling

Part 2: The followup

 

[General Malaise]

I'm looking forward to the follow up thread to this entitled:"Errant Wiper put me down as a reference"...."So the Errant Wiper (you know, the guy who threw his poop paper in the trash and left his soiled boxers in the ceiling) applied for a new job. The prospective employer called me and asked for my thoughts on EW and whether I'd recommend him or not.I said 'Hey, he's great with clients, comes to work on time, is quiet and puts in a hard days work. Oh, but there IS this one issue...."

GM your avatar in this thread makes me nervous.

I've never thought to look in the ceiling before.

 

[trader jake]

A FBG MovieCrap in the CeilingPart 2: The followup

Sequels never live up to the originals.

 

[JAA]

A FBG MovieCrap in the CeilingPart 2: The followup

Damn you guys are on a roll

 

[TheIronSheik]

For the record, I would save the dog over the guy who put poop filled drawers in the ceiling.And also, if you kiss when you stand under mistletoe, do you fart when stand under poop filled undies?

 

[General Malaise]

For the record, I would save the dog over the guy who put poop filled drawers in the ceiling.And also, if you kiss when you stand under mistletoe, do you fart when stand under poop filled undies?

:rotflmao:

 

[aardball44]

A FBG Movie

Crap in the Ceiling

Part 2: The followup

This is good, but enough with the exterior shots. Take us inside the meth lab "office" in the next reel.

 

[Kleck.]

A FBG MovieCrap in the CeilingPart 2: The followup

Sequels never live up to the originals.

It's tough. Anything after those initial posts is a let down. Still funny, but it's tough to top.The world still must know the whole story. :X

 

[Psychopav]

A FBG MovieCrap in the CeilingPart 2: The followup

Sequels never live up to the originals.

It's tough. Anything after those initial posts is a let down. Still funny, but it's tough to top.The world still must know the whole story. :X

Kleck = Michael Moore

 

[Kleck.]

A FBG Movie

Crap in the Ceiling

Part 2: The followup

This is good, but enough with the exterior shots. Take us inside the meth lab "office" in the next reel.

Not any real good inside backgrounds. Living room, space shuttle looking thing, a fireplace, and a lover's tub.I'll email them and see if they can add an office setting and a bathroom stall. We can always rework it. These are just rough cuts.

 

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Quick heads-up. My brother is one of the 15 Guest Lurkers. He's on page 4 right now and just called me up laughing hysterically. Commented that his wife had (logistics manager) had the same problem with mexicans in the warehouse at her company. Apparently Mexico is added to the list of countries with bum ####ters where you can't flush TP. They apparently just left wads of used TP on the floor next to the toilet.

 

[shadyridr]

Maybe in some weird culture he thinks "planting" your #### filled drawers in the ceiling will grow a beanstalk. Is his name Jack?

 

[The_Colonel]

For the record, I would save the dog over the guy who put poop filled drawers in the ceiling.And also, if you kiss when you stand under mistletoe, do you fart when stand under poop filled undies?

:anal:

 

[Fuller]

A FBG Movie

Crap in the Ceiling

Part 2: The followup

This is good, but enough with the exterior shots. Take us inside the meth lab "office" in the next reel.

Not any real good inside backgrounds. Living room, space shuttle looking thing, a fireplace, and a lover's tub.I'll email them and see if they can add an office setting and a bathroom stall. We can always rework it. These are just rough cuts.

Excerpt from Kleck's email...."Dear ____________,

I really enjoy using your software but could you possibly add an office bathroom background? Oh yeah, please add dirty TP and poop filled underwear also.

TIA!

Kleck"

 

[Kleck.]

A FBG Movie

Crap in the Ceiling

Part 2: The followup

This is good, but enough with the exterior shots. Take us inside the meth lab "office" in the next reel.

Not any real good inside backgrounds. Living room, space shuttle looking thing, a fireplace, and a lover's tub.I'll email them and see if they can add an office setting and a bathroom stall. We can always rework it. These are just rough cuts.

Excerpt from Kleck's email...."Dear ____________,

I really enjoy using your software but could you possibly add an office bathroom background? Oh yeah, please add dirty TP and poop filled underwear also.

TIA!

Kleck"

:rotflmao: :cut&paste:

 

[shadyridr]

If he honestly used to do this in his "homeland" I dont think he should be fired. Just told that this sort of thing isnt done in America and if it happens again then he will be fired.Similar situation happened when I used to work in a pharmacy. They hired this Arabic guy and he smelled really bad. We couldnt take it anymore but nobody said anything to him. He was a real nice guy. Anyway the manager told him that in our country we use deoderant and then proceed to show the guy how to apply it. Didnt smell after that.Maybe you can show this guy how to wipe his ### and where to throw it.

 

[aardball44]

A FBG Movie

Crap in the Ceiling

Part 2: The followup

This is good, but enough with the exterior shots. Take us inside the meth lab "office" in the next reel.

Not any real good inside backgrounds. Living room, space shuttle looking thing, a fireplace, and a lover's tub.I'll email them and see if they can add an office setting and a bathroom stall. We can always rework it. These are just rough cuts.

Good decision, shooting against a blue screen. Gives you much more freedom in post-production.

 

[Psychopav]

,Dec 20 2004, 11:40 AM] Quick heads-up. My brother is one of the 15 Guest Lurkers. He's on page 4 right now and just called me up laughing hysterically. Commented that his wife had (logistics manager) had the same problem with mexicans in the warehouse at her company. Apparently Mexico is added to the list of countries with bum ####ters where you can't flush TP. They apparently just left wads of used TP on the floor next to the toilet.

But if EG72 already had a talk with the staff about that, the bathroom habits of guy's nation of origin would be moot anyway. So let's start encouraging EG72 to do what's best for his employee population as a whole, ok?And if that happens to line up with what's most entertaining for us, well then that's just a happy coincidence.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

,Dec 20 2004, 09:40 AM] Quick heads-up. My brother is one of the 15 Guest Lurkers. He's on page 4 right now and just called me up laughing hysterically. Commented that his wife had (logistics manager) had the same problem with mexicans in the warehouse at her company. Apparently Mexico is added to the list of countries with bum ####ters where you can't flush TP. They apparently just left wads of used TP on the floor next to the toilet.

Please delete this asap so that I will not get univited to vegas cornhole. tia

 

[GStrot]

,Dec 20 2004, 09:40 AM] Quick heads-up. My brother is one of the 15 Guest Lurkers. He's on page 4 right now and just called me up laughing hysterically. Commented that his wife had (logistics manager) had the same problem with mexicans in the warehouse at her company. Apparently Mexico is added to the list of countries with bum ####ters where you can't flush TP. They apparently just left wads of used TP on the floor next to the toilet.

Please delete this asap so that I will not get univited to vegas cornhole. tia

:rotflmao:

 

[gorf]

Maybe you can show this guy how to wipe his ### and where to throw it.

maybe he could just describe the process.

 

[trader jake]

A FBG Movie

Crap in the Ceiling

Part 2: The followup

This is good, but enough with the exterior shots. Take us inside the meth lab "office" in the next reel.

Not any real good inside backgrounds. Living room, space shuttle looking thing, a fireplace, and a lover's tub.

The lover's tub will work. All those short clips have lover's tubs.

 

[aardball44]

Maybe you can show this guy how to wipe his ### and where to throw it.

maybe he could just describe the process.

:rotflmao: owerpoint:

 

[The_Colonel]

If he honestly used to do this in his "homeland" I dont think he should be fired. Just told that this sort of thing isnt done in America and if it happens again then he will be fired.Similar situation happened when I used to work in a pharmacy. They hired this Arabic guy and he smelled really bad. We couldnt take it anymore but nobody said anything to him. He was a real nice guy. Anyway the manager told him that in our country we use deoderant and then proceed to show the guy how to apply it. Didnt smell after that.Maybe you can show this guy how to wipe his ### and where to throw it.

EG: Dude, holler when you're done.#### Pants (SP): Ok...........done!EG: Grab your ankles, chief.