#16 = fat drunk Elvis. Pages 1-10 were the Sun Records days, we knew there was potential but we had no idea what this would turn into. By page 50, "Hound Dog" was a smash and he was well on his way. Around page 60 he made his debut on the Ed Sullivan Show.There were twists and turns since then, but around page 90 we were feeling guilty for gawking at him anymore. Now, 5500+ posts in, there #16 sits, on the toilet, straining to squeeze one out, bloated and constipated from all the pills. Desperately he spins a yarn about a coed on Craigslist who maybe, just maybe, is willing to perform sexual acts in return for a $50 discount on a used iPhone. The few blue-haired retirees remaining in the Vegas nightclub are shuffling out toward the exits, as Elvis tries to do a split and tears a groin muscle as well as his pantsuit. An old lady turns her head before reaching the door, just to take one last look. She shakes her head and sighs, pushes forward on her walker, and she's gone.
~kathy"No way I sell this for less than what I have been offered but since this is craigslist I figure what the hell and replied to her yesterday on my morning break..." Kathy I understand the difficulties of being a college student being a fairly recent graduate myself. Sadly I have received higher cash offers already. However, I would be willing to help you out and give you the iPhone in exchange for certain services. Let me know if this is something you think can benefit both of us."I just recently contacted the guy who was going to buy the iPhone because I thought all was lost but then just got this..." What kind of services?"What's the play here? All I know us she's a Vietnamese coed.
