in THIS thread shuke will rate things.. all manner of things (1 Viewer)

[shuke]

Portobello mushrooms, sauteed in butter and served on top of your ideal steak.

9

 

[shuke]

Ryan Newman's uhh ... eyes  

and her shades

Ryan Newman's uhh ... eyes   10

and her shades 4

 

[shuke]

Fine rate Moira Kelly then

Good looking but minor flaws are adding up, one of the cuter girls at the ice rink but not tops locally.  7

 

[Peyton Marino]

2006 Joe T

2016 Joe T

 

[shuke]

2006 Joe T

2016 Joe T

10

5

 

[Peyton Marino]

yea that's about where I'm at with it too.  sad!

how about..

test forum circa 2005

the eagle

bakersfield (the restaurant/bar)

rhinegeist

mount adams (just as a neighborhood)

mcgarnicle

tex-mex

authentic mexican food

ballpark nachos

homemade nachos

homemade ballpark nachos

freedom

the nickname 'hilldawg'

marty brennamen

mr. pickles' snark

vin scully

capella's snark

2 QB fantasy football leegs

shouting 'THERE HE IS' when you see someone you know

awkward goodbye hugs

over the rhine (the neighborhood)

 

[otb_lifer]

Ryan Newman's uhh ... eyes   10

and her shades 4

damn shame she even covers those gorgeous eyes ... amirite?

 

[Joe T]

2006 Joe T

2016 Joe T

4

2

 

[General Malaise]

Ryan Newman's uhh ... eyes  

and her shades

Some fabulous skin there.

 

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10

5

http://memeshappen.com/media/created/-Damn-bro-thats-harsh-meme-21218.jpg

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Amy Schumer

Seth Rogen 

Their Beer commericals for Bud Light

A hypothetical sex tape featuring the two of them 

 

[shuke]

yea that's about where I'm at with it too.  sad!

how about..

test forum circa 2005

the eagle

bakersfield (the restaurant/bar)

rhinegeist

mount adams (just as a neighborhood)

mcgarnicle

tex-mex

authentic mexican food

ballpark nachos

homemade nachos

homemade ballpark nachos

freedom

the nickname 'hilldawg'

marty brennamen

mr. pickles' snark

vin scully

capella's snark

2 QB fantasy football leegs

shouting 'THERE HE IS' when you see someone you know

awkward goodbye hugs

over the rhine (the neighborhood)

test forum circa 2005 - 8.  were you even born yet?

the eagle - which one?

bakersfield (the restaurant/bar) - 8

rhinegeist - 8

mount adams (just as a neighborhood) - 5

mcgarnicle 6

tex-mex 8

authentic mexican food 7

ballpark nachos 7

homemade nachos 9

homemade ballpark nachos 8

freedom 10

the nickname 'hilldawg' 1

marty brennamen 10

mr. pickles' snark 9

vin scully 9

capella's snark - have not witnessed

2 QB fantasy football leegs - 5

shouting 'THERE HE IS' when you see someone you know - just saying it, 2.  Actually shouting it, 10

awkward goodbye hugs - what's awkward about them?

over the rhine (the neighborhood) - 7

 

[shuke]

Amy Schumer

Seth Rogen 

Their Beer commericals for Bud Light

A hypothetical sex tape featuring the two of them 

Amy Schumer 6

Seth Rogen  4

Their Beer commericals for Bud Light 1

A hypothetical sex tape featuring the two of them  4

 

[Buckychudd]

I looked it up.  This is a "figure skating movie" that came out when I was in college.  How would I know this?

You mean "the best damn figure skating movie ever made". 

 

[mr. furley]

Hand stuck in Garbage disposal porn - wow this actually exists.  7

you're not fooling anyone here

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Hand stuck in Garbage disposal porn - wow this actually exists.  7

you're not fooling anyone here




 

Not realistic or cool.  I did see one where a girl got her pubes caught in one though.

 

[mr. furley]

Not realistic or cool.  I did see one where a girl got her pubes caught in one though.

dude

 

[Binky The Doormat]

dude

Meh.  It was 80s hotel G-porn stuff sponsored by InSinkErator.  

 

[TheAristocrat]

Not realistic or cool.  I did see one where a girl got her pubes caught in one though.

Anyone know if those video rental places from the mid 90's still exist?  As always, this is for a friend.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Anyone know if those video rental places from the mid 90's still exist?  As always, this is for a friend.

I don't know, but I could probably locate a number of Red Shoe Diaries and a "best of" Shannon Tweed on VHS.

 

[TheAristocrat]

I don't know, but I could probably locate a number of Red Shoe Diaries and a "best of" Shannon Tweed on VHS.

Nice!  But hold on, I need the ratings first.

 

[TheAristocrat]

@shuke

Red Shoe Diaries

Binky's "best of" Shannon Tweed

 

[Binky The Doormat]

@shuke

Red Shoe Diaries

Binky's "best of" Shannon Tweed




 

You know that big tongued devil just tore her up.  Lucky *******. 

 

[shuke]

@shuke

Red Shoe Diaries

Binky's "best of" Shannon Tweed

4

7

 

[urbanhack]

trader joe's rice pudding

 

[The General]

Golf

Ping Pong

Shuffleboard 

 

[Zigg]

Hard taco

Soft taco

 

[otb_lifer]

Hunter King  B&W

Hunter King  Color

 

[flysack]

@shuke

William Faulkner

Hunter S. Thompson

Kazuo Ishiguro

Anilingus

J.M. Coetzee

Jonathon Safran Foer

German bukkake

Japanese bukkake

James Joyce

Ta-Nehisi Coates

Pamela Greer and Sarah Palin 69ing on ecstasy

Andy Weir's The Martian

 

[Joe T]

this thread needs more @Frostillicus

 

[mr. furley]

http://imgur.com/gallery/bmC9V

 

[shuke]

trader joe's rice pudding

Sounds good

 

[shuke]

Golf

Ping Pong

Shuffleboard 

Golf:

• Anticipation 9
  
• Holes 1-9: 7
  
• Beer cart girls: 10
  
• Hot dogs at the turn: 10
  
• Holes 10-18: 3
  
• Post-game poker or booray in the clubhouse: 10
  

Ping Pong 2

Shuffleboard :

• Old people Florida stand-up version: 7
  
• Bar version: 9
  

 

[shuke]

Hard taco

Soft taco

9

9

 

[The General]

Golf:

• Anticipation 9
  
• Holes 1-9: 7
  
• Beer cart girls: 10
  
• Hot dogs at the turn: 10
  
• Holes 10-18: 3
  
• Post-game poker or booray in the clubhouse: 10
  

Ping Pong 2

Shuffleboard :

• Old people Florida stand-up version: 7
  
• Bar version: 9
  

Except for the low ping pong score...I couldn't agree more.

 

[shuke]

@shuke

William Faulkner

Hunter S. Thompson

Kazuo Ishiguro

Anilingus

J.M. Coetzee

Jonathon Safran Foer

German bukkake

Japanese bukkake

James Joyce

Ta-Nehisi Coates

Pamela Greer and Sarah Palin 69ing on ecstasy

Andy Weir's The Martian

Yes, look at you. You can read.

Also not rating anything that will get the thread deleted.
 

Hunter S. Thompson 8

 

[shuke]

Except for the low ping pong score...I couldn't agree more.

if you suck at ping pong, ping pong really sucks.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Pamela Greer and Sarah Palin 69ing on ecstasy

Andy Weir's The Martian



 

Yes, look at you. You can read.

Also not rating anything that will get the thread deleted.
 

Hunter S. Thompson 8




 

This peaked my interest.

 

[Frostillicus]

I just want you guys to know that the best bar shuffleboard team of all time is me and @Thorn.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I just want you guys to know that the best bar shuffleboard team of all time is me and @Thorn.  

Bar shuffleboard is like ping pong.  You beat the living #### out of all your relatives at Thanksgiving and begin to believe you are hot #### on a stick.  

 

[flysack]

Yes, look at you. You can read.

Also not rating anything that will get the thread deleted.
 

Hunter S. Thompson 8

Sorry. I thought you liked to read too and was genuinely interested in your ratings. The rest was (no pun) fluff.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Golf:

• Anticipation 9
  
• Holes 1-9: 7
  
• Beer cart girls: 10
  
• Hot dogs at the turn: 10
  
• Holes 10-18: 3
  
• Post-game poker or booray in the clubhouse: 10
  

Ping Pong 2

Shuffleboard :

• Old people Florida stand-up version: 7
  
• Bar version: 9
  

Excellent rundown of golf here.  Well done :golfclap:

 

[Dan Lambskin]

9

9

Fish tacos

Pink tacos

 

[mr. furley]

Excellent rundown of golf here.  Well done :golfclap:

perfectly summed up golf for me

 

[SWC]

http://imgur.com/gallery/bmC9V

holy jamokey that made me laugh bromigo i am not sure i want to know what you were google searching when you found that but hey man your search is my gain take that to the bank bromigo

 

[shuke]

http://imgur.com/gallery/bmC9V

8

 

[shuke]

Sorry. I thought you liked to read too and was genuinely interested in your ratings. The rest was (no pun) fluff.

I do like to read.  I just don't read as much high brow stuff as you.  I honestly have never read some of those guys.

 

[shuke]

Fish tacos

Pink tacos

7

10

 

[Funkley]

Sarah Silverman.........funny or not funny?

 

[Scoresman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0Vw0I-PhcA#t=18