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Is this the typical Otis thread? I don’t know.
Anyway, during my vacation (the cause was either me telling Otis that he’s full of poopie or me telling Anakin that his salivary glands are overactive I don’t know which) I decided to actually try this out for myself. I got a 32G, the 64s were sold out. The Apple store goon said they had a lot of 32s and the Best Buy near me also had “plenty”. Not sure why these aren’t sold out considering the hype, TBH. This review is not for argument's sake. It's for people that want an objective opinion on the thing, coming from an Apple owner/Apple fangirl basher. Take that for what it's worth. Also, while I think I know my way around computers, they aren't my life and I'm sure I missed some tricks that may make the iPad more useful for what I want, and I'm sure some computer geeks here (no offense) will point out where I went wrong, and if I'm lucky I can get a few servings of Otis homecooked condescension. I won't fancy myself as a technology geek like some people just because I NEED to have the new gadget, then only use 15% of it. I buy things that are useful to me.
Speed – for people like me speed isn’t an issue unless something is too slow. I never say “holy cow! This thing is fast!” probably because I expect things to work fast anyway, right or wrong. So the Ipad here doesn’t get a chance to get the credit it is due here because for people like me, we take speed for granted. I’ll say the speed on this machine is wonderful and I have never had a problem with it at all.
Grade: A+
Screen – Inside? It’s beautiful. You can’t take it outside. I have a rough time seeing anything on this thing outside. Is it because I live where the sun shines? I guess so. Maybe Cupertino is a giant cavern? Any background reflected light washes out the screen in a horrible glare. Of course, this is how it is with everything I’ve used (never use a kindle). My bet is most of the people that use this will be inside anyway.
Grade: A-
Battery – As good as it gets. Fangirls here aren’t bull####ting when they say they can watch movies for 8 hours or such, but I don’t know why you’d do that.
Grade: A+
UI – I own an iPhone. I own a touch. I use a Mac irregularly but still use it, and don’t have issue with the OS like some people raised on PCs. Even if I didn’t own a single Apple product, I think it would be easy to pick up. The thing that IMO separates this from a PC is that it’s actually fun to use, instead of a task. People say no multitasking is an issue, it’s not. The only thing that bothers me is that it reloads safari if I have multiple pages up. This can easily be remedied if I can just have another web browser instead…
Grade: A
Programs –
I find it annoying but not surprising (I do own other Apple products) that this is so proprietary. I don’t want to use Safari. I don’t care if people think it’s better than Chrome. I want to use Chrome. I don’t want to use iTunes for media management. Why can’t I just drag and drop onto my harddrive? Cmon! I don’t want to use Apple’s programs. I don’t care if their stuff better than Word (it’s not). I want to use my Word/Excel. Pages doesn’t do the #### I want it to do. I can’t find where I can create a custom doc theme in Pages, that's annoying. I also find it annoying that I have to buy all kinds of programs all over again. This makes the iPad seem like merely a revenue window. I guess people that want to be productive on it are being punished in some way. That being said, Flight Control is really a fun game. 250,000 apps? Who gives a ####? I want MY programs. Why the strict parameters?
Grade: D+
Peripherals and other stuff – No USB. Someone says USBs are dying out? OK. Are they dying out TOMORROW? No? Then no reason to not hook one up and leave it off of the next gen. No camera. That’s stupid, but the Apple store goon said there was an adapter coming out shortly. Speakers aren’t very good, but I guess like the screen, it’s as good as it gets in a machine like this. The keyboard is easy to type on and you don’t need to buy the accessory. Some people complain about this. Maybe I'm just used to it since I own an iPhone. It's easy to pick up.
Grade: C
Harddrive – Why so small? Bad Genes? Can’t we put a half T in ####ers this size yet? Will it overheat or something? I don’t understand why we can’t just load up on memory. I’m sure other machines like it will have equally bad memory, that’s no excuse. Is Apple a leading tech company or not? Don't make me report to a server to get my data. I want it in my hand. And if you aren't going to let me just plug an external HD into the machine like a netbook would let me do, then make your harddrive bigger. No excuse.
Grade: F
Summary: It’s a fun machine, if you want to simplify what its tasks are. Use it as an audio jukebox, but the speakers suck, so use this with headphones. You can’t use it as an all purpose jukebox, because the harddrive is too small. It’s a great e-picture frame, (proprietary) game player and web browsing device. It’s really pretty! This doesn’t “Just work” like one might expect it to. Beware the hidden costs of purchasing applications and accessories for this machine. If you are OK with hidden costs, lack of harddrive, and that you are forced to use Apple's programs, then it's a pretty sweet device.
Overall Grade: C+
Verdict - This is a buy for the following:
1) People that own everything
2) Apple fangirls
3) People that don’t need a computer for productivity, but for simplified uses like movies, music, games, email
4) People that are normally defeated when using more complex machines, like a netbook. It would be a nice gift for mom.
edit - I do want to say that I'm thankful for Apple, they make good products. And I'm thankful for this machine, without it other companies wouldn't try to improve upon it. And I am thankful for the fangirls that guy it no matter what. Without them, there may not be a second gen machine, and no improvements either. All of these things make the consumer ultimately the big winner here.

It's easy to nitpick the first to do stuff. Neil Armstrong probably had a bit of a rough landing. Apple takes it in stride. Fangirls don't.