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I might fly down just to assist you in this. We can go to a bar, do a shot, drink a beer, then go to an Autozone. Rinse and repeat until we find MC Gas Herpes or some fat chicks.Bogart said:
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ita official. I'm leaving to take over the Dallas office on October 1st (1 Viewer)
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Peyton Marino
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ChiefD
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I, for one, hope everything works out well in your move to Dallas. That's a big step, and Dallas has a lot to offer for young professionals. I lived there for a few months right out of college for work, and it was great. A couple of things I learned:
1. The women are smoking hot. And that are really responsive to guys who are not from Texas. Seriously, when you hit the clubs make sure you tell them you are from the East Coast.
2. When you buy your first cowboy hat, start with a 4 gallon hat. It takes awhile to earn the "street cred" in Texas to wear a 10 gallon, and if you start out with a 10 gallon you will stick out like a sore thumb as a wanna be. Ease in slowly.
3. Buy a Dallas Cowboys jersey, preferably with Landry on the back. This is an immediate "in" at the sports bars.
4. If you are driving on a two lane road and someone wants to pass you, pull over on the right. It's the Texas thing to do and starts to build that "street cred" I was talking about earlier in regards to getting into the 10 gallon eventually.
Anyway, good luck.
1. The women are smoking hot. And that are really responsive to guys who are not from Texas. Seriously, when you hit the clubs make sure you tell them you are from the East Coast.
2. When you buy your first cowboy hat, start with a 4 gallon hat. It takes awhile to earn the "street cred" in Texas to wear a 10 gallon, and if you start out with a 10 gallon you will stick out like a sore thumb as a wanna be. Ease in slowly.
3. Buy a Dallas Cowboys jersey, preferably with Landry on the back. This is an immediate "in" at the sports bars.
4. If you are driving on a two lane road and someone wants to pass you, pull over on the right. It's the Texas thing to do and starts to build that "street cred" I was talking about earlier in regards to getting into the 10 gallon eventually.
Anyway, good luck.
I'm a Giants fanI, for one, hope everything works out well in your move to Dallas. That's a big step, and Dallas has a lot to offer for young professionals. I lived there for a few months right out of college for work, and it was great. A couple of things I learned:
1. The women are smoking hot. And that are really responsive to guys who are not from Texas. Seriously, when you hit the clubs make sure you tell them you are from the East Coast.
2. When you buy your first cowboy hat, start with a 4 gallon hat. It takes awhile to earn the "street cred" in Texas to wear a 10 gallon, and if you start out with a 10 gallon you will stick out like a sore thumb as a wanna be. Ease in slowly.
3. Buy a Dallas Cowboys jersey, preferably with Landry on the back. This is an immediate "in" at the sports bars.
4. If you are driving on a two lane road and someone wants to pass you, pull over on the right. It's the Texas thing to do and starts to build that "street cred" I was talking about earlier in regards to getting into the 10 gallon eventually.
Anyway, good luck.
Will never own anything Cowboys related.
msommer
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It's not as big a deal as you think.This should be interesting
Giants, Cowboy and Redskin fans are usually ok with eachothet
its the Eagles fans that everyone hates
Wooderson
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Ditkaless Wonders
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A grand opportunity to make yourself over into the person you want to be. There will be no apparent roots holding you to the past, and nobody shaping you with their existing conceptions. Create yourself each day as your best version of yourself and in no time that will be who you are.
northern exposure
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northern exposure
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Keep it up Einstein!
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northern exposure
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In this case New York City's gain is truly Dallas' loss.
What did the fine people of Dallas do to deserve this?
What did the fine people of Dallas do to deserve this?
Bogart
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Vanilla Guerrilla
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I have an old college roommate that moved down there 10-15 years ago. He drove around with Vikings flags on his car for the first 10 years or so. He lived in Irving and probably got a ton of grief for it. Maybe some thank you notes for the Hershel Walker trade. He did switch to the Cowboys flags a few years ago because a lot of his kid's friends had parents that either worked for the Cowboys or had businesses that relied to some extent on the team in some way.
Congrats on the new job and good luck. I wouldn't call myself a fan, but your posts and their reception here have been incredibly entertaining whether schtick or not. Also, I am going to be down there in January for a wedding; cool if I crash on the couch for a few nights?
The Z Machine
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El Floppo
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wikkidpissah
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sometimes, LES is less...
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Otis
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Remind me, is the peenie cartoon guy also the same guy who made the weird Youtube vids, culminating in one where he was threatening to harm himself? Or am I mixing up like five weird dudes.
I miss 2006, when all the new members were totally awesome, rad... dare I say ... legendary.
I miss 2006, when all the new members were totally awesome, rad... dare I say ... legendary.
SWC
Bromigo
my suggestion brohan and i think i speak for everyone here is just do it totally anew do not even get the internet just live life to the fullest every day with out any connection the outside world know people for themselves and not through a box trust me man that is the path of the brohan and although it is not for everyone i encourage you and uniquely you to just log off and stay off forever while you live life on your terms without any connection whatsoever of any type to the internet you will be happier i just sense it in you take that to the bank brohan
NutterButter
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northern exposure
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October 1st is about two weeks away. So, I predict some wacky circumstances occur and the move to Dallas and the promotion fall through. Then RokNRole can have a new adventure!
When I was young I loved those Choose Your Own Adventure books. Can we make this thread like that? The OP can come up with options and the FFA votes on which one happens to him next.
When I was young I loved those Choose Your Own Adventure books. Can we make this thread like that? The OP can come up with options and the FFA votes on which one happens to him next.
Phil Elliott
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Take it from a veteran, North Dallas is over rated. You can get more for your money if you grab up a ranch out west of Ft.Worth in the fertile prairie.
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Binky The Doormat
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He's not ####### going anywhere.
It's one of many weirdo stories from a dong-drawing weirdo with more aliases than anyone would ever need.
Phil Elliott
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northern exposure
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ETA- On second thought, never mind. I don't care to read your justifications for them.
Yet you care enough to read the entire thread and respond.
ETA- On second thought, never mind. I don't care to read your justifications for them.
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