It's HOT! How HOT? (1 Viewer)

[Doctor Detroit]

So hot that they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.

Wait does this go in the political forum? 

Heat index of 105 here, gross. 

 

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Good news is apparently the conditions for el nino aren't there so we're projected for a brutally cold winter... so that makes up for it, right?

 

[matttyl]

It's so hot the Jehovah Witnesses are telemarketing.  

 

[Doctor Detroit]

It's so hot I had to set the house on fire just to cool it off!

 

[Quint]

Hotter than an snake's ### in a wagon rut. 

 

[matttyl]

It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

It's so hot fat guys are making their own gravy!

This is the type of PG thread we were pining for. 

 

[Tom Servo]

How how is it?

 

[Jutz]

It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog. 

It's so hot the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated

 

[otb_lifer]

grown men were going up to cops on street corners, begging them to shoot. 

(thank you Ricky/Al/Mamet)

 

[matttyl]

Gays were going into Chik-fil-A for the air conditioning. 

 

[mquinnjr]

We were walking
Just the other day
It was so hot outside
You could fry an egg