Kate Upton Zero G (kind of) Photo Shoot (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

What's posting a picture of our wives supposed to accomplish again? I might be wrong but I'm not sure any of us claimed we were banging hotter than #### mcgee over here.

Not accomplishing anything. But it would support my theory that the majority of posters who like to cut up beautiful models are probably ugly dorks who couldn't land a pretty girl if they had a million dollars. It's their revenge for all the teasing and rejection they had to endure throughout high school and beyond.

I did OK with girls in my dating days. I just think she is highly overrated.

 

[Otis]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

 

[Apes with Guns]

I've come to the conclusion that the ones trying to find fault with girls as hot as Kate Upton are the guys who have always been ugly/fat/etc and have never even had a chick of that caliber say hello to them. This is their revenge.

Kate Upton

Random chick from the Chive

Yeah it's just pure jealousy to think anything other than she is gods gift. Here's my pop psychology stab at it. The people who can't see beyond her #### were weaned too early and have never recovered.

sports illustrated wasted so much money snapping photos of upton when they couldve just used those photos of random chicks on their swimsuit issue

this made me

 

[Otis]

Light years hotter. Like, different league hotter.

If the girl at the link is a 10, what's KU? 7ish for you guys?

Thanks for attributing a 10 to a chick with Cro magnon facial features.

Jesus.

Holy Christ

 

[Worm]

Light years hotter. Like, different league hotter.

If the girl at the link is a 10, what's KU? 7ish for you guys?

Thanks for attributing a 10 to a chick with Cro magnon facial features.

Jesus.

Holy Christ

That is about the worst possible picture of her face that could have been posted.

 

[koby925]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Skin, hair, face, smile, legs, taint, eyes, feet...

 

[fantasycurse42]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Pink bathing suit, i would dive face first into that ### under any circumstance

If this is a 5, please show me a 10 Would it be better if she had muscles and what not? I'm confused, what is missing here?

 

[Apes with Guns]

jeezus creezus this thread makes my head hurt.

 

[koby925]

Some guys like Oat only like the linear featured women like Agdal, Bundchen, Ambrosio, Kate Mara, Swank etc. etc. and pass on the rounded cherublike featured women like Upton. Some guys like only the opposite. I consider myself an equal opportunity lover of hot women.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Outside of the Presidents' faces carved on it, tell me honestly what is so impressive about Mount Rushmore?

 

[Hang 10]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Pink bathing suit, i would dive face first into that ### under any circumstance

If this is a 5, please show me a 10 Would it be better if she had muscles and what not? I'm confused, what is missing here?

That second picture is so shopped someone probably got carpal tunnel from all the airbrushing.

 

[fantasycurse42]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Pink bathing suit, i would dive face first into that ### under any circumstance

If this is a 5, please show me a 10 Would it be better if she had muscles and what not? I'm confused, what is missing here?

That second picture is so shopped someone probably got carpal tunnel from all the airbrushing.

Yea, she's gross

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Again, I get beauty in the eye of the beholder. I do. I still think some of you are nucking futs. HAving said that, This fight is funny, god I hope some of you are fishing, and other than that, please, by all means, keep posting pictures of Kate where she, ahem... "looks bad."

 

[JuniorNB]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Pink bathing suit, i would dive face first into that ### under any circumstance

If this is a 5, please show me a 10 Would it be better if she had muscles and what not? I'm confused, what is missing here?

That second picture is so shopped someone probably got carpal tunnel from all the airbrushing.

All that affects is her complexion.

Have you had your testosterone tested lately?

 

[Hang 10]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Pink bathing suit, i would dive face first into that ### under any circumstance

If this is a 5, please show me a 10 Would it be better if she had muscles and what not? I'm confused, what is missing here?

That second picture is so shopped someone probably got carpal tunnel from all the airbrushing.

All that affects is her complexion.

Have you had your testosterone tested lately?

Says the orange guy on steroids.

 

[JuniorNB]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Pink bathing suit, i would dive face first into that ### under any circumstance

If this is a 5, please show me a 10 Would it be better if she had muscles and what not? I'm confused, what is missing here?

That second picture is so shopped someone probably got carpal tunnel from all the airbrushing.

All that affects is her complexion.

Have you had your testosterone tested lately?

Says the orange guy on steroids.

Says the fruity boy who doesn't like hot women.

 

[Hang 10]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Pink bathing suit, i would dive face first into that ### under any circumstance

If this is a 5, please show me a 10 Would it be better if she had muscles and what not? I'm confused, what is missing here?

That second picture is so shopped someone probably got carpal tunnel from all the airbrushing.

All that affects is her complexion.

Have you had your testosterone tested lately?

Says the orange guy on steroids.

Says the fruity boy who doesn't like hot women.

Sheeeyat. I love hot women. I'm just not blind to their flaws. Maybe all the bronzer is effecting your vision.

 

[The Commish]

So are we to believe that some of the hot wimmens are shopped and some aren't? I always get a chuckle out of the "shopped" shtick as if only a select few of them are touched.

 

[JuniorNB]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Pink bathing suit, i would dive face first into that ### under any circumstance

If this is a 5, please show me a 10 Would it be better if she had muscles and what not? I'm confused, what is missing here?

That second picture is so shopped someone probably got carpal tunnel from all the airbrushing.

All that affects is her complexion.

Have you had your testosterone tested lately?

Says the orange guy on steroids.

Says the fruity boy who doesn't like hot women.

Sheeeyat. I love hot women. I'm just not blind to their flaws. Maybe all the bronzer is effecting your vision.

Again, maybe you should have your testosterone levels checked. It's nothing to be ashamed of. They have treatments that will make you a man again in no time.

 

[Hang 10]

So are we to believe that some of the hot wimmens are shopped and some aren't? I always get a chuckle out of the "shopped" shtick as if only a select few of them are touched.

It's safe to assume that most models get shopped but that doesn't mean we should post obviously altered pictures as proof for anything.

 

[Hang 10]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Pink bathing suit, i would dive face first into that ### under any circumstance

If this is a 5, please show me a 10 Would it be better if she had muscles and what not? I'm confused, what is missing here?

That second picture is so shopped someone probably got carpal tunnel from all the airbrushing.

All that affects is her complexion.

Have you had your testosterone tested lately?

Says the orange guy on steroids.

Says the fruity boy who doesn't like hot women.

Sheeeyat. I love hot women. I'm just not blind to their flaws. Maybe all the bronzer is effecting your vision.

Again, maybe you should have your testosterone levels checked. It's nothing to be ashamed of. They have treatments that will make you a man again in no time.

I'm sure you'd know, old man.

 

[The Commish]

So are we to believe that some of the hot wimmens are shopped and some aren't? I always get a chuckle out of the "shopped" shtick as if only a select few of them are touched.

It's safe to assume that most models get shopped but that doesn't mean we should post obviously altered pictures as proof for anything.

Agreed...which is why I don't really understand posting shopped pics of girls "light years better" either....you guys are going way out of your way in this thread. Giving the 5G thread a run for it's money.

 

[James Daulton]

This has turned into the worst thread ever.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Pink bathing suit, i would dive face first into that ### under any circumstance

If this is a 5, please show me a 10 Would it be better if she had muscles and what not? I'm confused, what is missing here?

That second picture is so shopped someone probably got carpal tunnel from all the airbrushing.

All that affects is her complexion.

Have you had your testosterone tested lately?

Says the orange guy on steroids.

Says the fruity boy who doesn't like hot women.

Sheeeyat. I love hot women. I'm just not blind to their flaws. Maybe all the bronzer is effecting your vision.

Again, maybe you should have your testosterone levels checked. It's nothing to be ashamed of. They have treatments that will make you a man again in no time.

I'm sure you'd know, old man.

Why don't you two go down to the gym and pump each other.

 

[Apes with Guns]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Pink bathing suit, i would dive face first into that ### under any circumstance

If this is a 5, please show me a 10 Would it be better if she had muscles and what not? I'm confused, what is missing here?

That second picture is so shopped someone probably got carpal tunnel from all the airbrushing.

All that affects is her complexion.

Have you had your testosterone tested lately?

Says the orange guy on steroids.

Says the fruity boy who doesn't like hot women.

Sheeeyat. I love hot women. I'm just not blind to their flaws. Maybe all the bronzer is effecting your vision.

you guys are breaking the crap out of Wheaton's First Law.

 

[Chaka]

That second picture is so shopped someone probably got carpal tunnel from all the airbrushing.

All that affects is her complexion.

No. They can (and do) shop virtually every aspect of the person's body.

 

[Tom Servo]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

No, he's not.

 

[JuniorNB]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

No, he's not.

 

[Otis]

I admit I liked her in that hamburger commercial.

 

[bryhamm]

I don't know if it's been said or not, but if KU ever gets pregnant, her body is going to be absolutely wrecked. You can tell from her body type now, that there will be no coming back from that.

Sorry, I lost my train of thought at the idea that her bOObs would get even bigger.

 

[Ned]

Still frumpy and overrated.

 

[McGarnicle]

I don't know if it's been said or not, but if KU ever gets pregnant, her body is going to be absolutely wrecked. You can tell from her body type now, that there will be no coming back from that.

Sorry, I lost my train of thought at the idea that her bOObs would get even bigger.

I would love it if I were her baby and I had a little baby's body with my huge adult head complete with the goatee and I could look up at her and say "Hey mommy, this one's empty, can I switch to the other jug?"

 

[Gr00vus]

Frumpy?

 

[JuniorNB]

Ok, I'll drop my preconceived notions and acquiesce that different people can have different ideas of what defines 'hot' in a woman.

That being said, if anyone watches this video of her doing the Dougie and doesn't think she's adorable/gorgeous/hot, then you must turn in your man card at once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMpQgDbqz6U

(yes, I know this has already been posted. It can never be posted too often)

 

[Apes with Guns]

Ok, I'll drop my preconceived notions and acquiesce that different people can have different ideas of what defines 'hot' in a woman.

That being said, if anyone watches this video of her doing the Dougie and doesn't think she's adorable/gorgeous/hot, then you must turn in your man card at once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMpQgDbqz6U

(yes, I know this has already been posted. It can never be posted too often)

if she asked me, i would dance with nary a rolled eye.

 

[Hang 10]

Ok, I'll drop my preconceived notions and acquiesce that different people can have different ideas of what defines 'hot' in a woman.

That being said, if anyone watches this video of her doing the Dougie and doesn't think she's adorable/gorgeous/hot, then you must turn in your man card at once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMpQgDbqz6U

(yes, I know this has already been posted. It can never be posted too often)

She looks great in that video.

of course if was filmed from the waist up...just sayin

 

[Otis]

I think there's more agreement in here than many folks realize.

 

[Bigboy10182000]

Ok, I'll drop my preconceived notions and acquiesce that different people can have different ideas of what defines 'hot' in a woman.

That being said, if anyone watches this video of her doing the Dougie and doesn't think she's adorable/gorgeous/hot, then you must turn in your man card at once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMpQgDbqz6U

(yes, I know this has already been posted. It can never be posted too often)

She's obviously been airbrushed before they shot that.

 

[Michael Brown]

That's the 100% god's honest truth about her. I understand why she's famous -- guys go batcrap over her rack. And I think she's got a pretty face. But beyond that, she's 100% average. Like I'm talking a solid 5 average.

You're better than this.

Setting aside her boobs, tell me honestly what about her body is better than a 5.

Outside of the Presidents' faces carved on it, tell me honestly what is so impressive about Mount Rushmore?

Like the guy who complains, "Yeah i get that he rushed for 140 yards, but if you take out the two 60-yarders he averaged less than 2 yards per carry"

 

[eoMMan]

Hot, but extremely overrated.

 

[Zegras11]

 

[Otis]

Hot, but extremely overrated.

Oh you *******

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Light years hotter. Like, different league hotter.

If the girl at the link is a 10, what's KU? 7ish for you guys?

Thanks for attributing a 10 to a chick with Cro magnon facial features.

Jesus.

Holy Christ

That is about the worst possible picture of her face that could have been posted.

Is that Sandra Bernhard?

 

[Zegras11]

Light years hotter. Like, different league hotter.

If the girl at the link is a 10, what's KU? 7ish for you guys?

Thanks for attributing a 10 to a chick with Cro magnon facial features.

Jesus.

Holy Christ

That is about the worst possible picture of her face that could have been posted.

Is that Sandra Bernhard?

Is she related to Leno?

 

[eoMMan]

Hot, but extremely overrated.

Oh you *******

The truth is that you can go over to say.....wwtdd......and find a couple of girls hotter than Upton from just the past few days!

 

[flapgreen]

Light years hotter. Like, different league hotter.

If the girl at the link is a 10, what's KU? 7ish for you guys?

Thanks for attributing a 10 to a chick with Cro magnon facial features.

Jesus.

Holy Christ

That is about the worst possible picture of her face that could have been posted.

Is that Sandra Bernhard?

What's wrong with you? If there has ever been a 10, it's her.

 

[Annyong]

Outside of the Presidents' faces carved on it, tell me honestly what is so impressive about Mount Rushmore?

I don't know but those are some giant, awesome faces

 

[rockaction]

Light years hotter. Like, different league hotter.

If the girl at the link is a 10, what's KU? 7ish for you guys?

Thanks for attributing a 10 to a chick with Cro magnon facial features.

Jesus.

Holy Christ

That is about the worst possible picture of her face that could have been posted.

Is that Sandra Bernhard?

 

[shadyridr]

Outside of the Presidents' faces carved on it, tell me honestly what is so impressive about Mount Rushmore?

I don't know but those are some giant, awesome faces

notice how you cant see below their waists?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Outside of the Presidents' faces carved on it, tell me honestly what is so impressive about Mount Rushmore?

I don't know but those are some giant, awesome faces

notice how you cant see below their waists?

The rest of the mountain, under the faces, is flat in spots, and unevenly jagged in others. The rear view is VERY unimpressive. I would say that the portion of the mountain below the faces, on the awesome mountain scale, is a 5, AT BEST.