Kate Upton Zero G (kind of) Photo Shoot (1 Viewer)

[NCCommish]

I thought that was boilerplate liberal thought: women should be able to use their sexuality for the advantage it gives them but not be defined or objectified by it.

Not for this liberal. If you use your #### to sell yourself then don't be surprised when all anyone cares about is your ####. Don't be surprised when guys want you as eye candy on their arm. Don't be surprised when people treat you like someone who uses their #### to make money.

 

[Tom Servo]

I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.

However the whole I don't want to be viewed as a sex object oh look I am taking off my top yet again but don't think of me as a sex object. Oh look I am doing an ad where it is basically my breasts oh and then someone undoes my top again. But don't think of me as a sex object. Kind of brings her back down a notch or two.

I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.

However the whole I don't want to be viewed as a sex object oh look I am taking off my top yet again but don't think of me as a sex object. Oh look I am doing an ad where it is basically my breasts oh and then someone undoes my top again. But don't think of me as a sex object. Kind of brings her back down a notch or two.

I think you're referring to Danica Patrick.

Nope Upton was #####ing about being treated like a sex object after she posed in SI the first time. Because you know lying naked in the sand with her hands over her boobs is a swimsuit. That magazine isn't an art magazine it's a "look at the hot undressed chicks" issue. Then after all that she goes on to do all these half naked ads. So she wants it both ways she wants to use her sexuality to get money but no one should treat or view her as a sexual object. Time to find a new career or get some self awareness. Since she claims to be very bright I assume she knows exactly what she is doing and she is just a hypocrite.

True.

Again, though, I have no problem with her being a hypocrite in my house. Hypocrite away Kate.

It would appear both of them want it both ways. Forgive me if I don't take either of them seriously.

 

[NCCommish]

I do want to make clear. I would bang her just like everyone else here would. She has a pretty face and when she isn't full on chunk everything looks pretty good.

 

[lod01]

How much $ is it to float around in there, trying to lick her ###, with no hands. You can however use your hands to guide you around. You just can't grab onto her.

 

[Ilov80s]

I feel like sometimes here there has been an odd backlash against Upton. This should put a rest to that.

 

[Paulymaggs]

I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.

However the whole I don't want to be viewed as a sex object oh look I am taking off my top yet again but don't think of me as a sex object. Oh look I am doing an ad where it is basically my breasts oh and then someone undoes my top again. But don't think of me as a sex object. Kind of brings her back down a notch or two.

Looks like you are the type of dude that will take what a female says at face value.

 

[Clifford]

I do want to make clear. I would bang her just like everyone else here would. She has a pretty face and when she isn't full on chunk everything looks pretty good.

I think there are at least a few here who might go at it with a little more gusto...

She looks crazy hot in this shoot.

 

[northern exposure]

I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again??

I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.

im one of those weirds who prefer more heft on a girl, so you are just making me more thirsty. Kate Upton would still be amazing to me at 160+.im ready for the lynch mob. please make it quick.

She has a great face no doubt. I am more an ### man than a breast guy so huge breasts while a fun novelty are not all that to me and she has a flat ###. But hey doesn't mean if I got a shot I wouldn't take it. Who doesn't want to say "yeah I banged Upton"? But still not as tasty as a couple of years ago.

to each his own. it's more than the face and the boobs to me, though. it's about the frame and the hourglass figure.see Andrews, London (not while at work)

see barbarian girl in the oddly attractive women thread.

see Dillon, Kate

see what's her name from Mike and Molly and Eastbound and Down.

It is one thing to say Kate isn't a stick thin model and has some curves, but to compare her to London Andrews who weighs 230 lbs., the barbarian girl who is also probably over 2 bills and Melissa McCarthy who is also well over 200 lbs is pushing it, don't you think?

 

[packersfan]

I feel like sometimes here there has been an odd backlash against Upton. This should put a rest to that.

I realize everyone has different tastes and all that but I don't know how you can like women and not like Kate Upton. That just doesn't compute for me.

 

[NCCommish]

I do want to make clear. I would bang her just like everyone else here would. She has a pretty face and when she isn't full on chunk everything looks pretty good.

I think there are at least a few here who might go at it with a little more gusto...

She looks crazy hot in this shoot.

I don't do anything half ###. If I go I go with gusto my friend.

 

[glock]

I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.

However the whole I don't want to be viewed as a sex object oh look I am taking off my top yet again but don't think of me as a sex object. Oh look I am doing an ad where it is basically my breasts oh and then someone undoes my top again. But don't think of me as a sex object. Kind of brings her back down a notch or two.

I'm not nearly so much about a perfect figure as I am about the fun-lovin attitude and that's what makes Kate Upton smokin imo.

However the whole I don't want to be viewed as a sex object oh look I am taking off my top yet again but don't think of me as a sex object. Oh look I am doing an ad where it is basically my breasts oh and then someone undoes my top again. But don't think of me as a sex object. Kind of brings her back down a notch or two.

I think you're referring to Danica Patrick.

Nope Upton was #####ing about being treated like a sex object after she posed in SI the first time. Because you know lying naked in the sand with her hands over her boobs is a swimsuit. That magazine isn't an art magazine it's a "look at the hot undressed chicks" issue. Then after all that she goes on to do all these half naked ads. So she wants it both ways she wants to use her sexuality to get money but no one should treat or view her as a sexual object. Time to find a new career or get some self awareness. Since she claims to be very bright I assume she knows exactly what she is doing and she is just a hypocrite.

I'm in. To my boys, I'm in...

 

[Clifford]

I do want to make clear. I would bang her just like everyone else here would. She has a pretty face and when she isn't full on chunk everything looks pretty good.

I think there are at least a few here who might go at it with a little more gusto...

She looks crazy hot in this shoot.

I don't do anything half ###. If I go I go with gusto my friend.

Butter?

 

[NCCommish]

I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again??

I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.

im one of those weirds who prefer more heft on a girl, so you are just making me more thirsty. Kate Upton would still be amazing to me at 160+.im ready for the lynch mob. please make it quick.

She has a great face no doubt. I am more an ### man than a breast guy so huge breasts while a fun novelty are not all that to me and she has a flat ###. But hey doesn't mean if I got a shot I wouldn't take it. Who doesn't want to say "yeah I banged Upton"? But still not as tasty as a couple of years ago.

to each his own. it's more than the face and the boobs to me, though. it's about the frame and the hourglass figure.see Andrews, London (not while at work)

see barbarian girl in the oddly attractive women thread.

see Dillon, Kate

see what's her name from Mike and Molly and Eastbound and Down.

It is one thing to say Kate isn't a stick thin model and has some curves, but to compare her to London Andrews who weighs 230 lbs., the barbarian girl who is also probably over 2 bills and Melissa McCarthy who is also well over 200 lbs is pushing it, don't you think?

Yeah I don't know the other two but to compare her to McCarthy is a more than a bit much.

 

[NCCommish]

I do want to make clear. I would bang her just like everyone else here would. She has a pretty face and when she isn't full on chunk everything looks pretty good.

I think there are at least a few here who might go at it with a little more gusto...

She looks crazy hot in this shoot.

I don't do anything half ###. If I go I go with gusto my friend.

Butter?

Butter? Not a food stuff guy usually but I am open to trying new things.

 

[Otis]

This was a great idea because you don't see some of the sagging and sloppiness this way.

OH SORRY GUYS, I MEANT "HOTNESS"

 

[Gr00vus]

I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again??

I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.

im one of those weirds who prefer more heft on a girl, so you are just making me more thirsty. Kate Upton would still be amazing to me at 160+.im ready for the lynch mob. please make it quick.

She has a great face no doubt. I am more an ### man than a breast guy so huge breasts while a fun novelty are not all that to me and she has a flat ###. But hey doesn't mean if I got a shot I wouldn't take it. Who doesn't want to say "yeah I banged Upton"? But still not as tasty as a couple of years ago.

to each his own. it's more than the face and the boobs to me, though. it's about the frame and the hourglass figure.see Andrews, London (not while at work)

see barbarian girl in the oddly attractive women thread.

see Dillon, Kate

see what's her name from Mike and Molly and Eastbound and Down.

It is one thing to say Kate isn't a stick thin model and has some curves, but to compare her to London Andrews who weighs 230 lbs., the barbarian girl who is also probably over 2 bills and Melissa McCarthy who is also well over 200 lbs is pushing it, don't you think?

Yeah I don't know the other two but to compare her to McCarthy is a more than a bit much.

I think he was comparing her to Katy Mixon, not McCarthy.

 

[northern exposure]

I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again??

I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.

im one of those weirds who prefer more heft on a girl, so you are just making me more thirsty. Kate Upton would still be amazing to me at 160+.im ready for the lynch mob. please make it quick.

She has a great face no doubt. I am more an ### man than a breast guy so huge breasts while a fun novelty are not all that to me and she has a flat ###. But hey doesn't mean if I got a shot I wouldn't take it. Who doesn't want to say "yeah I banged Upton"? But still not as tasty as a couple of years ago.

to each his own. it's more than the face and the boobs to me, though. it's about the frame and the hourglass figure.see Andrews, London (not while at work)

see barbarian girl in the oddly attractive women thread.

see Dillon, Kate

see what's her name from Mike and Molly and Eastbound and Down.

It is one thing to say Kate isn't a stick thin model and has some curves, but to compare her to London Andrews who weighs 230 lbs., the barbarian girl who is also probably over 2 bills and Melissa McCarthy who is also well over 200 lbs is pushing it, don't you think?

Yeah I don't know the other two but to compare her to McCarthy is a more than a bit much.

I think he was comparing her to Katy Mixon, not McCarthy.

I don't watch Mike and Molly or Eastbound, so I only knew McCarthy was on the first show.

 

[glock]

This was a great idea because you don't see some of the sagging and sloppiness this way.

OH SORRY GUYS, I MEANT "HOTNESS"

Therrre he is...

 

[lod01]

This was a great idea because you don't see some of the sagging and sloppiness this way.

OH SORRY GUYS, I MEANT "HOTNESS"

Therrre he is...

I'd be rubbing all over that sagging sloppiness while he beats off to some naked dude he's looking at.

 

[Sinrman]

 

[Chaka]

This was a great idea because you don't see some of the sagging and sloppiness this way.

OH SORRY GUYS, I MEANT "HOTNESS"

Jared Leto called, he wants to talk about your huge hands.

 

[Chaka]

MOAR!!!

 

[belljr]

I've lost blood flow to my head. Yowza.

funny mine increased exponentially. ....

 

[Tom Servo]

I've lost blood flow to my head. Yowza.

funny mine increased exponentially. ....

I meant the one I use to think with...oh wait. That doesn't help.

 

[Oink Oink the Pig]

Upton is the stupid whore that says she isn't just a pretty face and men need to respect her for her intelligence right?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Isn't this debate devolving into the other Kate Upton thread?

She's super hot, and no one, not even Otis, is going to kick her out of bed in any capacity. In the grand scheme of life, if you were to look at all people with 34D measurements (or whatever she is) that are natural, she is probably in the thinnest .5%.

That said, she doesn't have the body of a typical supermodel. If you look at the other women on the SI site, I don't really think that is a debate honestly. To use an NFL draft term, I think maybe her best "comp" is Tyra Banks. Tyra is a gorgeous girl, but at this age in her life, she is a bit thick. That's probably where Kate Upton is going to be in 15 years as well.

Can't we appreciate her for what they are she is and be done with debating what she is not?

 

[Chaka]

The notion that people can look at her and call her fat is boob boggling...I mean mind! It's mind boobling.

Damnit!

Whatever, she's hot.

 

[higgins]

 

[flysack]

Finest breasts going. Unreal.

 

[Dentist]

Isn't this debate devolving into the other Kate Upton thread?

She's super hot, and no one, not even Otis, is going to kick her out of bed in any capacity. In the grand scheme of life, if you were to look at all people with 34D measurements (or whatever she is) that are natural, she is probably in the thinnest .5%.

That said, she doesn't have the body of a typical supermodel. If you look at the other women on the SI site, I don't really think that is a debate honestly. To use an NFL draft term, I think maybe her best "comp" is Tyra Banks. Tyra is a gorgeous girl, but at this age in her life, she is a bit thick. That's probably where Kate Upton is going to be in 15 years as well.

Can't we appreciate her for what they are she is and be done with debating what she is not?

lot of people basing their masturbation decisions on the future around here

Yes, she'll probably be fat someday after she ####s out some kids.

But right NOW as it stands and as it has been since this broad was 18, she's unbelievably hot and if you're into natural breasts she is legendary... and she seemingly has a good personality which doesn't really matter that much since I doubt i'll ever have a conversation with her, but counts at least for something.

 

[jon_mx]

I was naked in the same room that Kate Upton was naked.

 

[flapgreen]

Yeah, I've never understood masturbating over what a girl will look like when she is 50.

 

[McGarnicle]

Yeah, I've never understood masturbating over what a girl will look like when she is 50.

Honestly, I've found that I can mastubate to just about anything.

 

[Apes with Guns]

I'm sorry- I can't think straight- but who was it that was ragging on her baby fat, again??

I saw some candid shots from her movie where her gut stuck out more than her breasts. Then you look at the poses in the SI swimsuit. They are all done to hide her stomach and not to give a direct look at her ###. That isn't good. It does look like she has lost some weight since the movie though or it could be airbrushed I guess.

im one of those weirds who prefer more heft on a girl, so you are just making me more thirsty. Kate Upton would still be amazing to me at 160+.im ready for the lynch mob. please make it quick.

She has a great face no doubt. I am more an ### man than a breast guy so huge breasts while a fun novelty are not all that to me and she has a flat ###. But hey doesn't mean if I got a shot I wouldn't take it. Who doesn't want to say "yeah I banged Upton"? But still not as tasty as a couple of years ago.

to each his own. it's more than the face and the boobs to me, though. it's about the frame and the hourglass figure.see Andrews, London (not while at work)

see barbarian girl in the oddly attractive women thread.

see Dillon, Kate

see what's her name from Mike and Molly and Eastbound and Down.

It is one thing to say Kate isn't a stick thin model and has some curves, but to compare her to London Andrews who weighs 230 lbs., the barbarian girl who is also probably over 2 bills and Melissa McCarthy who is also well over 200 lbs is pushing it, don't you think?

im talking about the body shape that gets me going. i am not comparing uptons body to andrews, or at least I didn't mean to. make sense?

and melissa mccarty is not in the list. it's her sister on Mike and Molly...who was also on Eastbound and Down.

edit: yes, was talking about Katy Mixon. sorry for the confusion.

 

[tri-man 47]

Yeah, I've never understood masturbating over what a girl will look like when she is 50.

In 20 or 30 years, you'll understand.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Nice, but she could use a sandwich.

 

[Otis]

Nice, but she could use a sandwich.

Use it to distract the German Shepard on her tail? Because surely you can't mean for eating.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Nice, but she could use a sandwich.

Use it to distract the German Shepard on her tail? Because surely you can't mean for eating.

The what?

 

[Otis]

Nice, but she could use a sandwich.

Use it to distract the German Shepard on her tail? Because surely you can't mean for eating.

The what?

Isn't typo police below your pay grade by now?

 

[Otis]

Why the ef is swype subbing in the names of Canadian cities??

 

[northern exposure]

Why the ef is swype subbing in the names of Canadian cities??

Huh?

 

[jon_mx]

All I can say is those flotation devices really work and they are spectacular.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Nice, but she could use a sandwich.

Use it to distract the German Shepard on her tail? Because surely you can't mean for eating.

The what?

Isn't typo police below your pay grade by now?

I have no idea where this is going.

She could use a shake too.

 

[flapgreen]

I cant wait to go home and furiously masturbate to this.

Bottom line, im just an average joe schmoe. Im no adonis. I can get an anna kendrick easily. Many guys posting here can. Id never be able to pull off a brittany snow, anna camp, or alexis knapp. Ill admit it.

Have a little dignity son. Wash the desperation off of you if you can, people will notice if you don't.

 

[Brony]

She is a cup of terrific

 

[Otis]

Nice, but she could use a sandwich.

Use it to distract the German Shepard on her tail? Because surely you can't mean for eating.

The what?

Isn't typo police below your pay grade by now?

I have no idea where this is going.

She could use a shake too.

OH COME ON

 

[matuski]

She looks like a Lego to me.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I thought that was boilerplate liberal thought: women should be able to use their sexuality for the advantage it gives them but not be defined or objectified by it.

I think the Betty Friedan school of liberal feminism is dead.

Liberal feminists are advocating pron now.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

howly hell

kate upton photo shoot in plane

And...

 

[jon_mx]

I am still a bit puzzled by the German Shepard on her tail reference.