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List your top 5 SNL skits of all time. In no particular order (1 Viewer)
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Keerock
Footballguy
bicycle_seat_sniffer
Smells like chicken
If I was a hotdog, would you eat me?
The Dweeze
Footballguy
One of my favorites. I am surprised it took this long for it to be mentioned.I also loved the Japanesse game show skit, not sure the name of it. Alec Baldwin hosted and I remember Farley was in it.RedmondLonghorn said:
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
I don't think the GD skit was even scripted...Goldblum looks completely at a loss for words...wonder if the prompter went down and Ferrell just kept right on going. Just an observation.
bdphifer
Footballguy
What's The Best Way gameshow with Phil Hartman, Glenn Close, Adam Sandler, Tim Meadows and Kevin Nealon hosting. Boston area folks giving directions.
Opening with Paul Simon Hosting -- Singer enters from one side, Senator from IL from the other, and they argue over who was invited to host.
John Belushi as Samurai -- Especially the one where he accidentally nicks Buck Henry's ear with his sword.
Cumberland Farms with Conan O'Brien and Ben Affleck
McLauglin Group - Halloween Edition -- The real John McLaughlin walks in dressed as Grim Reeper, removes hood, pushing fake McLaughlin (Dana Carvey) out of his chair, and real McLaughlin takes his seat, and finishes scene.
Special Bit...
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller after Vanilla Ice does "Ice, Ice Baby" with the stolen Queen bit. He has Under Pressure play over his opening, and makes a comment about how that song sounded like it was written yesterday.
Opening with Paul Simon Hosting -- Singer enters from one side, Senator from IL from the other, and they argue over who was invited to host.
John Belushi as Samurai -- Especially the one where he accidentally nicks Buck Henry's ear with his sword.
Cumberland Farms with Conan O'Brien and Ben Affleck
McLauglin Group - Halloween Edition -- The real John McLaughlin walks in dressed as Grim Reeper, removes hood, pushing fake McLaughlin (Dana Carvey) out of his chair, and real McLaughlin takes his seat, and finishes scene.
Special Bit...
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller after Vanilla Ice does "Ice, Ice Baby" with the stolen Queen bit. He has Under Pressure play over his opening, and makes a comment about how that song sounded like it was written yesterday.
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GSteps
Footballguy
Garret Morris prison play audition (I'm gonna get me a shotgun . . .)
Richard Pryor & Chevy Chase word association.
Recap of the news for the hearing impaired.
Celebrity jeopardy.
The Richmeister, making copies. Particularly the one with McCauly Caulkin playing him as a kid.
Richard Pryor & Chevy Chase word association.
Recap of the news for the hearing impaired.
Celebrity jeopardy.
The Richmeister, making copies. Particularly the one with McCauly Caulkin playing him as a kid.
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The Dweeze
Footballguy
I loved the lost Star War auditions. I think it was when Kevin Spacy was hosting because he played Walken trying out for a role. I remember Darrell Hammond doing Richard Dryfus as well.
Good stuff. Off to youtube to try and find it.
FOUND: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ktERGxSQ9z8
Part 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ua8WtVTi8vk
Good stuff. Off to youtube to try and find it.
FOUND: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ktERGxSQ9z8
Part 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ua8WtVTi8vk
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Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Will Ferrell's Harry Caray sucked.
The Dweeze
Footballguy
I don't think Ferrell's impersonations were ever "spot on" but they were funny as hell. His GWB was only slighly similar to the real GW but still got me laughing.
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
"I'm buying this newspaper."
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
If it were some made up character, it would be funny. To say it's Harry Caray just makes it suck IMO
koby925
Footballguy
TommyGilmore
Footballguy
Can't list 5 favorites so I'll list 5 that no one has listed yet:
1. The phony infomercial with the racist Heather Locklear
2. Tonto, Tarzan and Frankenstein on a talk show (with Phil Hartman breaking character and destroying the set
)
3. The Penis Song
4. Mr. Short Term Memory ("Hey, a wallet!" "That's your wallet!" "It is now!")
5. since "Get Off The Shed" was already mentioned, I'll nominate the Mr. Peepers skit with The Rock as Mr. Peepers' dad
1. The phony infomercial with the racist Heather Locklear
2. Tonto, Tarzan and Frankenstein on a talk show (with Phil Hartman breaking character and destroying the set
)3. The Penis Song
4. Mr. Short Term Memory ("Hey, a wallet!" "That's your wallet!" "It is now!")
5. since "Get Off The Shed" was already mentioned, I'll nominate the Mr. Peepers skit with The Rock as Mr. Peepers' dad
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TommyGilmore
Footballguy
"Pawn to Rook-Four, Pawn to Rook-Four, NOOOOOOOOO!!! You call that a castle???"Gonzo Stokes said:
That was actually a short film that had been submitted by then-unknown Ben Stiller, who was subsequently hired the following season as a featured player.Sweet J said:
Kiddnets
Footballguy
Some that I haven't seen yet:
1. Michael Jodan with Stuart Smalley
2. Jim Carrey - "Ride the Snake"
3. Alec Baldwin - Pyramid of Pain
4. Bob Dole real world - that's Bob Dole's chair - get off!!!
5. Goat Boy/Pesci show - always cracked me up
The clinton impressions and Ferell's GWB was gold!!!
1. Michael Jodan with Stuart Smalley
2. Jim Carrey - "Ride the Snake"
3. Alec Baldwin - Pyramid of Pain
4. Bob Dole real world - that's Bob Dole's chair - get off!!!
5. Goat Boy/Pesci show - always cracked me up
The clinton impressions and Ferell's GWB was gold!!!
Stoneys
MudCat
The Frank Sinatra / Stevie Wonder duet w/ Piscopo and Murphy
James Brown Hot Tub party w/ Murphy
Little Richard Simmons w/ Murphy
The Superheroes Party with Belushi as Incredible Hulk and Ackroyd as Flash Gordon
The Superman Funeral with Farley as Incredible Hulk giving the eulogy
James Brown Hot Tub party w/ Murphy
Little Richard Simmons w/ Murphy
The Superheroes Party with Belushi as Incredible Hulk and Ackroyd as Flash Gordon
The Superman Funeral with Farley as Incredible Hulk giving the eulogy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
If Lorne Michaels asks you to play the Hulk, don't.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Yeah, it's an over-the-top parody and it's funny.
So that you can be on the lookpout for reruns...Its from the episode where Eddie Murphy is guest star the year after he left the show. Same episode as the "I'm buying this newspaper".Greatest single episode ever.
krista4
Footballguy
This was the first one I thought of and I was shocked I got to page two without it being mentioned.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
"I'm not a strong swimmer."Wait, has the Martin Short/Harry Shearer men's synchronized swimming skit been mentioned yet?
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
"Your'e not mad at him, you are just pointing at him. 'I know you, I know you'.""I'm not a strong swimmer."Wait, has the Martin Short/Harry Shearer men's synchronized swimming skit been mentioned yet?
TommyGilmore
Footballguy
Wow, I was going to post this but I didn't think anyone else would remember it. Hartman was
as The Drill Sergeant Who Was Really Bad At Ironic Nicknames."You remind me of my dog! From now on, your nickname is............Reminds Me Of Doggie!"
krista4
Footballguy
"Your'e not mad at him, you are just pointing at him. 'I know you, I know you'.""I'm not a strong swimmer."Wait, has the Martin Short/Harry Shearer men's synchronized swimming skit been mentioned yet?
I was trying to remember that line but couldn't. Best part.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
"The music is chosen to express different moods: happy, underwater...""Your'e not mad at him, you are just pointing at him. 'I know you, I know you'.""I'm not a strong swimmer."Wait, has the Martin Short/Harry Shearer men's synchronized swimming skit been mentioned yet?
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
1. Nude House of Wacky People (Mike Myers as Japanese guy).
2. Tales of the Runaway Boulder (with Robert Wagner)
3. Nat X with Kevin Bacon as Vanilla Ice
4. The one with Steven Segal where he goes up against a crime syndicate and throws Phil Hartman through the wall.
5. Sprockets with Dana Carvey as Jimmy Stewart.
Honorable Mention: "Jew, Not a Jew" game show hosted by Tom Hanks.
2. Tales of the Runaway Boulder (with Robert Wagner)
3. Nat X with Kevin Bacon as Vanilla Ice
4. The one with Steven Segal where he goes up against a crime syndicate and throws Phil Hartman through the wall.
5. Sprockets with Dana Carvey as Jimmy Stewart.
Honorable Mention: "Jew, Not a Jew" game show hosted by Tom Hanks.
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TommyGilmore
Footballguy
Lots of quality sketches in that episode:- "Swivel Chair Mystery Theatre" (where the plot is driven by the dramatic "swivel chair" maneuver)- "A Betty Ford Straight Arrow Christmas" (Johnny Cash and Liza Minelli sing songs about sobriety)- "In The Middle" (a talk show where Wagner plays host to two guys with opposite views.....and everytime one of them makes a point, he says "Doodle-oo!" -- kind of a precursor to the sketch with the scientists "zinging" and "burning" each other)
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
The one where a debonair Wagner goes out to eat with a young woman and has horrible table manners is another
sketch.Linus Scrimmage
Footballguy
NAT X was pretty funny. Chris Rock is very funny.
Al Czervik
Not wearing pants
Wait, has the Martin Short/Harry Shearer men's synchronized swimming skit been mentioned yet?
It's on my list (post #3). Great sketch.
Colin Dowling
Footballguy
Shlitz's Gay w/ Sandler and Farley was funny.
TommyGilmore
Footballguy
"Hernest Emingway!"SaveFerrisB said:
Linus Scrimmage
Footballguy
TommyGilmore
Footballguy
5 underrated Phil Hartman sketches:
- "Robot Repair"
- the washed up 1940s actor ("What's the word on the street??")
- Ronald Reagan as the Iran-Contra mastermind
- Charlton Heston reading excerpts from Madonna's "Sex" book. ("What if I just say 'I like to touch my pushy?'")
- All Drug Olympics
- "Robot Repair"
- the washed up 1940s actor ("What's the word on the street??")
- Ronald Reagan as the Iran-Contra mastermind
- Charlton Heston reading excerpts from Madonna's "Sex" book. ("What if I just say 'I like to touch my pushy?'")
- All Drug Olympics
koby925
Footballguy
"I'm not a strong swimmer."Wait, has the Martin Short/Harry Shearer men's synchronized swimming skit been mentioned yet?
Forgot about that. I always use that line.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
SaveFerrisB said:
"Brrrrrrrrrrumski!"
koby925
Footballguy
That's when he keeps getting interrupted to take pictures with Girl scouts, etc. right? Good one. Also, don't know if anyone mentioned the Clinton one where he's running and stops at McD's with secret service..."Warlords!"
Colin Dowling
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Without much thought:
Buckwheat has been shot
Cowbell
Sinatra Group
Buckwheat has been shot
Cowbell
Sinatra Group
Linus Scrimmage
Footballguy
Would be funnier if they could swear.
The Noid
Avoid me!
Ferrrrrrrr-burger.
Pip's Invitation
Footballguy
My friends and I just made lists of our faves a few weeks ago, and most of mine have already been mentioned. But one that hasn't:
Anal Retentive Chef
Cracked me up every time.
Anal Retentive Chef
Cracked me up every time.
Linus Scrimmage
Footballguy
What this thread has made quite clear.
SNL sucks now.
SNL sucks now.
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