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Little Melvin can't be exposed to peanuts (1 Viewer)

How you doing? :hophead: It's my birthday, howsabout you write me a steamy pm?
Happy Birthday Type in your name, and click the picture. Don't forget to turn on your speakers.

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We've done the bump and the hustle - but don't you think we should try a waltz or two before we get steamy? ;)
I can't waltz, do you want to tango instead?
Did you get me a rose yet? I need a rose to tango. :pickle:
Whatever you would like dear.
 
:lmao:   at this thread turning into  :nerd:   speak.
I agree with this guy.
Sooooooooooooo one of you should fix that.
Did you see my reply to your Nun outfit question? That should change the course of things a bit. Or I just thought of an even better idea for that costume. Instead of having me dressed as a nun and another nun, get a female to dress as a priest. That could be good too.Schlzm

 
:lmao:   at this thread turning into  :nerd:   speak.
I agree with this guy.
Sooooooooooooo one of you should fix that.
Did you see my reply to your Nun outfit question? That should change the course of things a bit. Or I just thought of an even better idea for that costume. Instead of having me dressed as a nun and another nun, get a female to dress as a priest. That could be good too.Schlzm
You seem waaay too excited about dressing up in a latex nun costume.
 
:lmao: at this thread turning into :nerd: speak.
I agree with this guy.
Sooooooooooooo one of you should fix that.
Did you see my reply to your Nun outfit question? That should change the course of things a bit. Or I just thought of an even better idea for that costume. Instead of having me dressed as a nun and another nun, get a female to dress as a priest. That could be good too.Schlzm
You seem waaay too excited about dressing up in a latex nun costume.
How about a pregnant nun?
 
momBridget - you should be glad that Mojo, Shizz and tDoss aren't here. They'd be all over your last couple of posts. I'll take the high road! :P

 
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Bridget - where ya' been?

We thought you had forsaken us.
Office sale last week. Too damn much real work. Can't even chat!
Good to see you again. You've a lot of catching up to do!
I'll never catch up! I'm blonde, so I won't even know I'm lost!!
Blonde you say? :pics: :D
No pictures!! But, yes, natural blonde. Too long, goes to the middle of my back.
Too long? Mine is down to the top of my hips.
 
Bridget - where ya' been?

We thought you had forsaken us.
Office sale last week. Too damn much real work. Can't even chat!
Good to see you again. You've a lot of catching up to do!
I'll never catch up! I'm blonde, so I won't even know I'm lost!!
Blonde you say? :pics: :D
No pictures!! But, yes, natural blonde. Too long, goes to the middle of my back.
Too long? Mine is down to the top of my hips.
I'll re-state, too long for my age. Okay, so, you are younger than I!!
 
Bridget - where ya' been?

We thought you had forsaken us.
Office sale last week. Too damn much real work. Can't even chat!
Good to see you again. You've a lot of catching up to do!
I'll never catch up! I'm blonde, so I won't even know I'm lost!!
Blonde you say? :pics: :D
No pictures!! But, yes, natural blonde. Too long, goes to the middle of my back.
Too long? Mine is down to the top of my hips.
I'll re-state, too long for my age. Okay, so, you are younger than I!!
Me likes the cougars.
 
Bridget - where ya' been?

We thought you had forsaken us.
Office sale last week. Too damn much real work. Can't even chat!
Good to see you again. You've a lot of catching up to do!
I'll never catch up! I'm blonde, so I won't even know I'm lost!!
Blonde you say? :pics: :D
No pictures!! But, yes, natural blonde. Too long, goes to the middle of my back.
Too long? Mine is down to the top of my hips.
I'll re-state, too long for my age. Okay, so, you are younger than I!!
Me likes the cougars.
Well, our team beat the cougars last week. Oh YEAH
 
I got to thinking about the kids with Peanut allergies, and dang, that's like living the life of the vampire...not being able to see a sunrise. Like in Blade 3, when the lady vampire knew it was all over for her...she asked Blade to let her see the sunrise even though she knew it would kill her. Blade understood, and held her while the sun turned her into ash. Now, if you had a peanut allergy, and things looked pretty bleak to you, what peanut dish would you try? Reese's peanut butter cups? A PB and J sammich? "Payday" bar? Peanut Cluster Parfais at Dairy Queen?

 
I got to thinking about the kids with Peanut allergies, and dang, that's like living the life of the vampire...not being able to see a sunrise. Like in Blade 3, when the lady vampire knew it was all over for her...she asked Blade to let her see the sunrise even though she knew it would kill her. Blade understood, and held her while the sun turned her into ash. Now, if you had a peanut allergy, and things looked pretty bleak to you, what peanut dish would you try? Reese's peanut butter cups? A PB and J sammich? "Payday" bar? Peanut Cluster Parfais at Dairy Queen?
You can't think past your nose. How do you want to do yourself in? May I suggest, walking in front of a semi, or how about jumping off a cliff. Too much of a coward to put a gun in your mouth?
 
I got to thinking about the kids with Peanut allergies, and dang, that's like living the life of the vampire...not being able to see a sunrise.  Like in Blade 3, when the lady vampire knew it was all over for her...she asked Blade to let her see the sunrise even though she knew it would kill her.  Blade understood, and held her while the sun turned her into ash.  Now, if you had a peanut allergy, and things looked pretty bleak to you, what peanut dish would you try?  Reese's peanut butter cups?  A PB and J sammich?  "Payday" bar?  Peanut Cluster Parfais at Dairy Queen?
You can't think past your nose. How do you want to do yourself in? May I suggest, walking in front of a semi, or how about jumping off a cliff. Too much of a coward to put a gun in your mouth?
Lighten up Francis. A Mr. Goodbar tastes a lot better than a glock.I'm just saying if you knew you had 1 minute to live and were always curious about the peanut...what would you go with? I'd suggest a Snickers bar.

Edit to add: I figured the "Blade" reference set the light-hearted mood of the post.

 
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I got to thinking about the kids with Peanut allergies, and dang, that's like living the life of the vampire...not being able to see a sunrise.  Like in Blade 3, when the lady vampire knew it was all over for her...she asked Blade to let her see the sunrise even though she knew it would kill her.  Blade understood, and held her while the sun turned her into ash.  Now, if you had a peanut allergy, and things looked pretty bleak to you, what peanut dish would you try?  Reese's peanut butter cups?  A PB and J sammich?  "Payday" bar?  Peanut Cluster Parfais at Dairy Queen?
You can't think past your nose. How do you want to do yourself in? May I suggest, walking in front of a semi, or how about jumping off a cliff. Too much of a coward to put a gun in your mouth?
Lighten up Francis. A Mr. Goodbar tastes a lot better than a glock.I'm just saying if you knew you had 1 minute to live and were always curious about the peanut...what would you go with? I'd suggest a Snickers bar.
The name is Bridget. One thing I do not take lightly is my child's peanut allergy. If I misunderstood your orginal post, for that I apologize. If you had one minute to live and were always curious about how a gunshot feels..... Get it? Probably not.
 
I got to thinking about the kids with Peanut allergies, and dang, that's like living the life of the vampire...not being able to see a sunrise.  Like in Blade 3, when the lady vampire knew it was all over for her...she asked Blade to let her see the sunrise even though she knew it would kill her.  Blade understood, and held her while the sun turned her into ash.  Now, if you had a peanut allergy, and things looked pretty bleak to you, what peanut dish would you try?  Reese's peanut butter cups?  A PB and J sammich?  "Payday" bar?  Peanut Cluster Parfais at Dairy Queen?
You can't think past your nose. How do you want to do yourself in? May I suggest, walking in front of a semi, or how about jumping off a cliff. Too much of a coward to put a gun in your mouth?
Lighten up Francis. A Mr. Goodbar tastes a lot better than a glock.I'm just saying if you knew you had 1 minute to live and were always curious about the peanut...what would you go with? I'd suggest a Snickers bar.
The name is Bridget. One thing I do not take lightly is my child's peanut allergy. If I misunderstood your orginal post, for that I apologize. If you had one minute to live and were always curious about how a gunshot feels..... Get it? Probably not.
You're racing me for that 100th page, aren't you?
 

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