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World’s Worst Superheroes #20

Heart Attack Man

Artist - Beastie Boys (1994)

Strengths - Incredible focus and tenacity; extremely passionate about everything - work, family, his favorite football team, politics, online debates about the greatest NBA player of all time and how to fix the all-star game, the stock market, the horrible refereeing in his kids’ AYSO match, you name it

Weaknesses - Arterial plaque buildup; a family history of coronary issues; high health insurance deductibles: politics subforums on fake football message boards; lungs full of tar and a stomach full of Spam


There Goes my Hero

Situation
- You’re an IMF agent that is trying to break into CIA headquarters to steal the NOC list. The file is stored in a high-security vault with floor pressure sensors and super sensitive noise and temperature readers to catch any intruders. The only way in is to lower an agent into the room from the air shaft above. You’d do it yourself, but you injured yourself doing your own stunt in a previous scene. Only one man can save the day (he was the only superhero to reply to your Craigslist help wanted ad).

You: [remote via radio from the van] “Ok, you’re over the vault now. Lower Heart Attack Man slowly to retrieve the file with the NOC list.”

Krieger: [massively struggling] “What does this guy weigh? 275? Luther, get in here. I need your help!”

Luther: [chuckling] “He’s pretty hefty. He’s like the guy in the Hefty bag commercial. What are his vitals?”

You: “Pulse 120 bpm, body temp 100 degrees, blood pressure 140/95, he’s already breathing heavily and sweating profusely. Heart Attack Man, you need to calm down or the vault sensors will go off!”

Heart Attack Man: [eating a pastrami sandwich with one hand and holding a lit cigarette in the other] “Actually, I’m feeling pretty relaxed right now.”

Luther and Krieger nearly drop the hefty superhero to the ground due to his immense weight but catch him at the last second.

HAM: [grabs left arm] “What the heck was that!”

You: “Pulse 140 bpm, body temp 105 degrees, blood pressure 155/101. Heart Attack Man, you need to settle down!”

Alarms all go off at once.

HAM: [grabs chest emphatically] “Ah! This is the big one! You hear that Elizabeth! I’m coming to join you, honey!” [flatlines]
I find it hard to believe that Heart Attack Man would outlive his wife (assuming that's who Elizabeth is). Otherwise, bravo!
 
jwb – songs that sound great on a decent 2-channel system

Mockingbird – Carly Simon and James Taylor

Different songs are here for different reasons. Although it uses the speakers and placement of sound just fine, this one isn't a classic audiophile recording by any stretch. But vocalists are a big part of the listening experience, and here are two of the 70's best having a heck of a time singing this one (and I believe they were married to each other at the time). You can just hear the fun they are having, and they both sound great (especially Carly). They are next to each other in the mix, but they switch front and back positions for the two verses, which is pretty cool. Pretty solid sax going on here too.
They were married to each other at the time.

My parents (pre-divorce) didn't have very many non-classical records in their collection, but they had quite a few Carly Simon records, and we especially enjoyed this track.

Obligatory anecdote from wikkid that he dropped into my 1971 countdown:

48. Anticipation -- Carly Simon (from Anticipation)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BELWbkyOVPQ

My parents had most of Simon's '70s albums, and most of their other records were classical, so I had more exposure to her music in that decade than that of most artists. There will be another reflection of this later.

She became a star in 1971, which saw the release of her first two albums that yielded two massive hit singles. That's The Way I've Always Heard It Should Be from her debut album, which appeared on Tim's list, was one. This, the title track of her second album, was the other.

You're So Vain is (rightly) considered her best and signature song these days, but in the '70s, this song may have been even more ubiquitous, thanks especially to its appearance in Heinz ketchup commercials which tried to turn the difficulty of the old ketchup bottles into a positive.

Anticipation is as good an example as anything to summarize Simon's appeal -- emotional but literate lyrics backed with superb melodies and arrangements.
never owned a Simon record - too anticeptic, though her songs work immensely well in movies - but had the rare pleasure to watch the Simon Sisters and Taylor Brothers sing together many times @ JT's house (where i believe Miss Simon still lives) on Gay Head, Martha's Vineyard. Taylor had a house on top of a bluff and his brothers Liv & Alex had houses below the main one and it seemed an eternal party bounced between the three dwellings. I had a ladyfriend who was the Vineyard's unofficial drug courier and was her body man for several visits (once an emergency call on a helicopter - dont think my gonads have fully descended from that experience 46 yrs later) to the island. three things i most remember are the the Taylors & Simons (Carly started out in a duet with her sister) singing all together on several occasions, the invasion of the SNL people upon that party scene and, mostly, that Carly is one of those beautiful people who is actually more beautiful in person hanging out than she is when all dooded up. almost impossible to take one's eyes off her (Madonna was like that, too, in her Mudd Club days).
 
World’s Worst Superheroes #20

Heart Attack Man

Artist - Beastie Boys (1994)

Strengths - Incredible focus and tenacity; extremely passionate about everything - work, family, his favorite football team, politics, online debates about the greatest NBA player of all time and how to fix the all-star game, the stock market, the horrible refereeing in his kids’ AYSO match, you name it

Weaknesses - Arterial plaque buildup; a family history of coronary issues; high health insurance deductibles: politics subforums on fake football message boards; lungs full of tar and a stomach full of Spam


There Goes my Hero

Situation
- You’re an IMF agent that is trying to break into CIA headquarters to steal the NOC list. The file is stored in a high-security vault with floor pressure sensors and super sensitive noise and temperature readers to catch any intruders. The only way in is to lower an agent into the room from the air shaft above. You’d do it yourself, but you injured yourself doing your own stunt in a previous scene. Only one man can save the day (he was the only superhero to reply to your Craigslist help wanted ad).

You: [remote via radio from the van] “Ok, you’re over the vault now. Lower Heart Attack Man slowly to retrieve the file with the NOC list.”

Krieger: [massively struggling] “What does this guy weigh? 275? Luther, get in here. I need your help!”

Luther: [chuckling] “He’s pretty hefty. He’s like the guy in the Hefty bag commercial. What are his vitals?”

You: “Pulse 120 bpm, body temp 100 degrees, blood pressure 140/95, he’s already breathing heavily and sweating profusely. Heart Attack Man, you need to calm down or the vault sensors will go off!”

Heart Attack Man: [eating a pastrami sandwich with one hand and holding a lit cigarette in the other] “Actually, I’m feeling pretty relaxed right now.”

Luther and Krieger nearly drop the hefty superhero to the ground due to his immense weight but catch him at the last second.

HAM: [grabs left arm] “What the heck was that!”

You: “Pulse 140 bpm, body temp 105 degrees, blood pressure 155/101. Heart Attack Man, you need to settle down!”

Alarms all go off at once.

HAM: [grabs chest emphatically] “Ah! This is the big one! You hear that Elizabeth! I’m coming to join you, honey!” [flatlines]
I find it hard to believe that Heart Attack Man would outlive his wife (assuming that's who Elizabeth is). Otherwise, bravo!
 
I take it you've enjoyed the first season if you're talking about finishing it?

Yes! There's something about it that is really unsettling to me that I haven't experienced watching other shows, but that makes me even more intrigued by it. Maybe because there are no "good" people in the show, other than possibly Peggy. On the other hand, I've enjoyed TV shows without good guys before - Succession, The Sopranos, to name two - and not felt that way. I'm wondering if the difference is that these people hit closer to home for me, in that they seem more like "regular" people. Succession's characters were closer to caricatures, and I can't relate to mobsters, but this one is office workers I feel like I've known through the years.
Good, glad you like it. I am curious what you think about everyone and those feelings of discomfort as you move through the show. I think the show pretty much gets better every season.
 
I take it you've enjoyed the first season if you're talking about finishing it?

Yes! There's something about it that is really unsettling to me that I haven't experienced watching other shows, but that makes me even more intrigued by it. Maybe because there are no "good" people in the show, other than possibly Peggy. On the other hand, I've enjoyed TV shows without good guys before - Succession, The Sopranos, to name two - and not felt that way. I'm wondering if the difference is that these people hit closer to home for me, in that they seem more like "regular" people. Succession's characters were closer to caricatures, and I can't relate to mobsters, but this one is office workers I feel like I've known through the years.
Good, glad you like it. I am curious what you think about everyone and those feelings of discomfort as you move through the show. I think the show pretty much gets better every season.
I think a lot of the uneasiness early on is trying to figure out Don's backstory from odd flashbacks.
 
I take it you've enjoyed the first season if you're talking about finishing it?

Yes! There's something about it that is really unsettling to me that I haven't experienced watching other shows, but that makes me even more intrigued by it. Maybe because there are no "good" people in the show, other than possibly Peggy. On the other hand, I've enjoyed TV shows without good guys before - Succession, The Sopranos, to name two - and not felt that way. I'm wondering if the difference is that these people hit closer to home for me, in that they seem more like "regular" people. Succession's characters were closer to caricatures, and I can't relate to mobsters, but this one is office workers I feel like I've known through the years.
Good, glad you like it. I am curious what you think about everyone and those feelings of discomfort as you move through the show. I think the show pretty much gets better every season.
Hopefully you keep at it (unlike other people...)





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I take it you've enjoyed the first season if you're talking about finishing it?

Yes! There's something about it that is really unsettling to me that I haven't experienced watching other shows, but that makes me even more intrigued by it. Maybe because there are no "good" people in the show, other than possibly Peggy. On the other hand, I've enjoyed TV shows without good guys before - Succession, The Sopranos, to name two - and not felt that way. I'm wondering if the difference is that these people hit closer to home for me, in that they seem more like "regular" people. Succession's characters were closer to caricatures, and I can't relate to mobsters, but this one is office workers I feel like I've known through the years.
What you're feeling and what I bolded, is, I believe, exactly what the show's creator was going for. I've gone from hating characters to liking them and vice versa multiple times over multiple watches, and I think that's what gives the show so much depth. They ring true across any era and speak to the 'human condition'. To me, things that would be spoilers in other shows, like Don's back story, don't really spoil anything and actually then force you to go back and revisit previous episodes with new awareness. For me, what lingers is the fact that it's set in the 60's and just on the edge of my earliest memories of life, so on one hand I sort of lived and have been influenced by some of the events of the time, yet I was oblivious to it at the same time, such that the way that era is portrayed with detail and accuracy still piques my interest.

Congrats on getting through season 1. They found their footing by the end and really take us on an adventure moving forward.
 

Songs in D Minor​

20 - The Killers - Smile Like You Mean It​


Lyric -
Looking back at sunsets on the East Side
We lost track of the time
Dreams aren't what they used to be
Something's slide by so carelessly

Smile like you mean it

Source - https://musicstax.com/track/smile-like-you-mean-it/3KANrKOFYyAxfjQJHkgBdb
https://www.hooktheory.com/theorytab/view/the-killers/smile-like-you-mean-it

Sadness Quotient - 5/11 - Doesn’t hit you at first, but its all in the lyrics

Comment - Mr Brightside was a tough act to follow and the Killers did it with style and class with this number.

Next Up - We got back to Germany, with love. This time the song is in English.
 

Batman​

20 - Underworld - Moaner​


Relevant Lyric -
And the girls are diving
And the girls are up to something
Animal boy thing up on the roof, again
Boy thing lookin' down there
And there's every kind of lack
To make it down to the Delaware
And up in your head

Batman Vibe Score - 3/10

Where to Find - Batman and Robin Soundtrack

Quick Hit Comment - As mentioned before, Underworld were meant to do a joint project with REM for Revolution, but couldnt agree on a direction, so each got a separate song on the soundtrack. REM had the song they knocked up in 2 minutes. Underworld had to start from scratch.

Next Up - if it wasn’t for Al Martino, this would be the oldest song on the list
 
That's an underrated track from Beaucoup Fish, which is an underrated album in itself
I still dont understand how this band did a complete sound reinvention
Underneath the Radar was a massive hit in Australia and South Africa. Even reached #74 on the Billboard charts. Nothing in the UK.
To then see them with what they became was a big shock.
 
#20 songs

Yambag – Metal songs from 1988-1992 that became the gateway into the world of music for a young Yambag

The Evil That Men Do - Iron Maiden

Summary: Iron Maiden are an English heavy metal band formed in Leyton, East London, in 1975. As pioneers of the new wave of British heavy metal movement, they have released 41 albums, including 17 studio albums, 13 live albums, four EPs and seven compilations. The Number of the Beast is among the most popular heavy metal albums of all time, having sold almost 20 million copies worldwide.

Times Seen Live in Concert: 2 = 1991 (with Anthrax), 2019

Personal Connection: As mentioned in my intro, borrowing my friend's copy of Live After Death was probably the most influential moment in my music journey. I bought every one of their albums through Fear of the Dark and saw them multiple times in concert. Simply put, they and Metallica are the greatest heavy metal bands ever. For the countdown, I only three albums to choose from, so I went with The Evil That Men Do from 1988’s Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, which was my first purchase and still one of my favorites.

Other songs to consider: Too many to choose from but I will go with Wasted Years and Number of the Beast.
 
#20 songs

Yambag – Metal songs from 1988-1992 that became the gateway into the world of music for a young Yambag

The Evil That Men Do - Iron Maiden

Summary: Iron Maiden are an English heavy metal band formed in Leyton, East London, in 1975. As pioneers of the new wave of British heavy metal movement, they have released 41 albums, including 17 studio albums, 13 live albums, four EPs and seven compilations. The Number of the Beast is among the most popular heavy metal albums of all time, having sold almost 20 million copies worldwide.

Times Seen Live in Concert: 2 = 1991 (with Anthrax), 2019

Personal Connection: As mentioned in my intro, borrowing my friend's copy of Live After Death was probably the most influential moment in my music journey. I bought every one of their albums through Fear of the Dark and saw them multiple times in concert. Simply put, they and Metallica are the greatest heavy metal bands ever. For the countdown, I only three albums to choose from, so I went with The Evil That Men Do from 1988’s Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, which was my first purchase and still one of my favorites.

Other songs to consider: Too many to choose from but I will go with Wasted Years and Number of the Beast.
Seventh Son is my third favorite Maiden album but IMO this song would rank 7th from it.
 
Chaos34 - Post Surf Rock Surf Rockish (80s fwd)

Space 1991 - Man or Astro-Man?

This is as true as I can be to the story they’ve been sticking to for over 30 years. :shrug:

Fortunately for both them and us, Star Crunch (guitar, vocals), Birdstuff (drums), and Coco the Electronic Monkey Wizard (bass and alien electronics) survived the crash of their interplanetary spacelab near Auburn, Alabama in 1992. They formed Man… or Astro-Man? in order to broadcast distress messages through music to their base on Planet X. Large Tesla coils audiences thought were mere props successfully delivered the coded messages. They received a disappointing reply. There would be no rescue. Their new mission was to tour Earth disguised as musicians, integrate into human society and study our various cultures.

In the 90s they embraced the mission with enthusiasm producing 10 records (a few great sounding Steve Albini’s in there) while touring over 30 countries. They wore their flight suits for live shows because the gear included technology assisting their deep space communications. A hiatus in the 00s had fans thinking they’d accomplished their mission and were allowed a return home. The truth was all too human. In-fighting had led to the quiet break up of the band.

Star Crunch thought the development of the internet made it unnecessary to continue touring to study human beings. He founded a record label/interstellar communications hub near the crash site allowing him to continue the mission online and attempt to repair the spacelab.

Birdstuff and Coco the Electronic Monkey Wizard set out to find his replacement by seeking other earth travelers. They joined bands like Supernova, Sound of Humans, The Causey Way, and Servatron. After a 13 year recording void, Man… or Astro-Man? was back. A revolving lineup through the 10s included Grand Master Useless, Cap’n Zeno, Victor Vector, Blazar the Probe Handler, Dexter X and Avona Nova.

If it seems a bit much, it was. They gave up the gig after the 2017 release. Covid times came with communication and reconciliation with old Star Crunch the deserter. They discussed the vast library of unreleased material from their manic 90s phase. A plan to release it slowly for a decade started with new music in 2021. The band was back again, and last year came with the 2nd EP from the library.

My choice for them, Space 1991, while released in 21, predates the crash as the name implies. I find it compelling evidence that the story is true, but nevermind that. The song and the band have a somewhat unique feature for my theme. Alternating between revival and non-revival can make back to back songs seem misplaced. Man… or Astro-Man? citing The Ventures, The Chantays, Devo and Agent Orange as influences makes them a bit of a hybrid, a transition between the old and new. Space 1991 is a good example.

I wasn’t surprised when Krista reported OH was a fan. Recalling some of his old posts made me consider he too is an alien intelligence.
 
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20. Punk As **** - Down By Law

I think I'd given up tinkering with the list by the time I sent this in. Usually, hearing somebody describe themselves as [Blank] As **** means they're the exact opposite. In Dave Smalley's case (formerly of Dag Nasty on Dischord Records), it actually somewhat works. I should have a NOFX song here ("Punk Guy" or "It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite," both of which are slightly better songs) instead, but this is the genre theme darn it, and I'm going for a self-proclaimed Down By Law band that is punk af.
 
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krista4 – Chicagoland

The El – Rhett Miller

This is another one where I kinda messed up the scoring. But it's OK - ol' Rhett is quite fetching, so I'll allow him the higher-than-deserved ranking.

Artist connection to Chicago (1-5 scale): 2 - I think he was a 1.5 I rounded up. His label for a time was Chicago's Bloodshot Records, and the Old 97's seemed to play here every day for a time. And he played at least once with Chicago legend Robbie Fulks. Maybe I was just being hopeful that I'd run into him in Chicago sometime.
Song connection to Chicago (1-10 scale): 5 - A higher score than it likely deserved. It does mention Chicago and The El a lot, but the narrative really could be about anywhere. I do love how he connects the stages of a relationship with the El.
Total: 7
Has been on my short list of artists for a while. Peak Rhett Miller is someting.
 
Chaos34 - Post Surf Rock Surf Rockish (80s fwd)

Space 1991 - Man or Astro-Man?

This is as true as I can be to the story they’ve been sticking to for over 30 years. :shrug:

Fortunately for both them and us, Star Crunch (guitar, vocals), Birdstuff (drums), and Coco the Electronic Monkey Wizard (bass and alien electronics) survived the crash of their interplanetary spacelab near Auburn, Alabama in 1992. They formed Man… or Astro-Man? in order to broadcast distress messages through music to their base on Planet X. Large Tesla coils audiences thought were mere props successfully delivered the coded messages. They received a disappointing reply. There would be no rescue. Their new mission was to tour Earth disguised as musicians, integrate into human society and study our various cultures.

In the 90s they embraced the mission with enthusiasm producing 10 records (a few great sounding Steve Albini’s in there) while touring over 30 countries. They wore their flight suits for live shows because the gear included technology assisting their deep space communications. A hiatus in the 00s had fans thinking they’d accomplished their mission and were allowed a return home. The truth was all too human. In-fighting had led to the quiet break up of the band.

Star Crunch thought the development of the internet made it unnecessary to continue touring to study human beings. He founded a record label/interstellar communications hub near the crash site allowing him to continue the mission online and attempt to repair the spacelab.

Birdstuff and Coco the Electronic Monkey Wizard set out to find his replacement by seeking other earth travelers. They joined bands like Supernova, Sound of Humans, The Causey Way, and Servatron. After a 13 year recording void, Man… or Astro-Man? was back. A revolving lineup through the 10s included Grand Master Useless, Cap’n Zeno, Victor Vector, Blazar the Probe Handler, Dexter X and Avona Nova.

If it seems a bit much, it was. They gave up the gig after the 2017 release.Covid times came with communication and reconciliation with old Star Crunch the deserter. They discussed the vast library of unreleased material from their manic 90s phase. A plan to release it slowly for a decade started with new music in 2021. The band was back and last year came with the 2nd EP from the library.

My choice for them, 1991 Space, while released in 21, predates the crash as the name implies. I find it compelling evidence that the story is true, but nevermind that. The song and the band have a somewhat unique feature for my theme. Alternating between revival and non-revival can make back to back songs seem misplaced. Man… or Astro-Man citing The Ventures, The Chantays, Devo and Agent Orange as influences makes them a bit of a hybrid, a transition between the old and new. 1991 Space is a good example.

I wasn’t surprised when Krista reported OH was a fan. Recalling some of his old posts made me consider he too is an alien intelligence.
I’m picturing OH hearing this band for the first time and saying “my people!!!”
 
Single (Named) Lady #20 - Rapsody feat. GZA and D'Angelo - "Ibtihaj" (2019)
Full name: Marlanna Evans

Rapsody is originally from a small town in North Carolina. She didn't start rapping until she was a student at NC State (@Tau837 ) but her career took off quickly after being discovered by 9th Wonder. She made her solo debut in 2012 and has released four albums and as many mixtapes since then. Earlier this month, she won a Grammy for best melodic rap performance, a category that I'd never heard of before.

"Ibtihaj" is the only song in my countdown that has a woman's name. It's named after champion fencer Ibtihaj Muhammed who won gold for the USA in the 2016 Olympics. She also gained notoriety for wearing a hijab while competing. The song is a homage to GZA's "Liquid Swords" from which it takes its chorus and beat. GZA must have approved because he takes the second verse. The lyrics include shout outs to a bunch of hip hop acts including Roxanne Shante, Flavor Flav and DJ Premier. I love the multitracked harmonies of D'Angelo on the hook which gives the song a bit of a Funkadelic feel.

The beginning of the video is Rapsody performing on the steps of a Harlem brownstone with some long lime green extensions. About halfway through, it switches to a dark soundstage where Roxanne Shante is dressed like a sparkly queen. There are also some fencers there because Ibtihaj. Rapsody next appears wearing a bucket hat and a Detroit Pistons shirt. GZA comes in and does his verse on a red and black striped stage. The video continues with a mishmash of shots from the previous four setups and ends with some women in colorful hijab unfurling a banner in support of Sudanese freedom fighters.
 
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GTA #20 - Soul II Soul - Keep On Moving (CSR 103.9, SA)

We're pretty much out of the period in the countdown where I'm not a fan of the genre and I'm just picking the best of it, CSR playing a bunch of (then, obviously) contemporary soul and R&B. Not my cup of tea, but my pick of it was this one, they're a British collective who had their biggest hit with Back To Life - that got to number 1 in the UK, as well as the top 5 in the US and winning a Grammy, but this also performed pretty well on both sides of the pond hitting the top five here and just missing the top 10 on the Billboard charts, getting to number 1 in a couple of sub-genre charts over your side. In game, the station was voiced by a character played by Michael Bivins, part of whatever a New Edition is
 
GTA #20 - Soul II Soul - Keep On Moving (CSR 103.9, SA)

We're pretty much out of the period in the countdown where I'm not a fan of the genre and I'm just picking the best of it, CSR playing a bunch of (then, obviously) contemporary soul and R&B. Not my cup of tea, but my pick of it was this one, they're a British collective who had their biggest hit with Back To Life - that got to number 1 in the UK, as well as the top 5 in the US and winning a Grammy, but this also performed pretty well on both sides of the pond hitting the top five here and just missing the top 10 on the Billboard charts, getting to number 1 in a couple of sub-genre charts over your side. In game, the station was voiced by a character played by Michael Bivins, part of whatever a New Edition is
Bivins was also in Bell Biv DeVoe.
 
@krista4, @shuke, and @Pip's Invitation, I'm sorry to hear about your dog and cats health issues. I agree that $20k seems excessive for I131 treatment. You shouldn't feel like a bad pet parent for not pursuing that therapy or not doing biopsies on your other cat. The vast majority of my patients are treated with daily meds for hyperthyroidism. Many of the cats with hyperthyroidism also have concurrent diseases such as kidney failure or GI disease. I tend to treat with meds initially to see if kidney disease is present after the thyroid is controlled. It's important for owners to have that information before deciding on spending $$ on radioactive treatment.

Similar story for GI disease in cats. Biopsies are the only way to definitively differentiate inflammatory bowel disease from cancer. Again, a lot of these cats are older with potential concurrent disease. Small cell Lymphoma and IBD tend to respond well to prednisolone and vitamin B12 therapy +/- diet modification. I always present treatment as an option as long as owners understand it is very difficult to get a definitive diagnosis if biopsies are done after prednisolone therapy.

Hmm, if only there was a veterinarian in the thread who recently just joined FBGs....
Would be very interested to hear as while i appreciate that vets can and do magnificent work, there seems to be a lot of unnecessary expense to vulnerable people in vulnerable situations.
I know people who have paid thousands, sometimes tens of thousands to keep their beloved pets alive.
But the suffering is immense and outcomes probably the same.
This is a tough one. I took an oath to advocate for animals so it is important to present the gold standard diagnostic and treatment options. However, I work as a team with clients. There is always a discussion of costs, what tests will tell me, treatment options, and prognosis. The plan can be adjusted to what's in reason for the owners finances as long as it isn't detrimental to my patient. Ultimately, it is the owners choice how much they want to pursue and how much they are going to spend. So the people you reference spending thousands of dollars made that choice. I see such a spectrum of owners - the ones that only bring their pets in every 3 years for Rabies vaccination as well as the ones who want to do absolutely everything possible even if it only gives them a few more weeks with their pet. I never make them feel bad for their choices. I don't know any vets who do. I'm sure there are vets out there who do that, but the majority are very compassionate and empathetic.

As far as the cost of vet med, we have a lot of overhead. Having lab equipment for blood work, x-rays, ultrasound as well as a surgical suite and monitoring equipment really adds up. We also need to pay the support staff. The techs/nurses who do so many jobs and keep us vets moving don't get paid even close to what they should. People often forget that there isn't insurance that will cover the costs. Even if they have pet insurance, it is always done through reimbursement so the owner still has to pay at the time of service.

Obviously, we can't talk to our patients and have them tell us what's going on. We need the diagnostic tests to make informed recommendations for our patients. We all develop strong intuition from history and physical exam, but I have done this long enough to know I don't know everything and testing can send things in an unexpected direction.

The financial component of vet med causes a great deal of moral distress for us. We want to do everything we can to help our patients and owners. It is distressing when owners can't or won't pursue diagnostics or treatments. We often hear that if we really loved animals, we would do it for free. That's quite a slap in the face when we dedicate countless hours and mental energy worrying about patient welfare at work and on our time away from the clinic. My colleagues are some of the kindest, hard-working, and empathetic people I know. We definitely didn't get into this for the money. If a good salary was the goal, we would've picked a different profession. I've been in the field for 20+ years and this is the first time that I've had PTO.

I apologize for the long post. Ultimately, I love my career and the people who work alongside me. I feel humbled to get to care for people's pets as I know what a gift it is to share your home with a pet. I'm happy to answer questions or clarify things since I rambled on.
 
I took an oath to advocate for animals so it is important to present the gold standard diagnostic and treatment options.

I never make them feel bad for their choices.

Obviously, we can't talk to our patients and have them tell us what's going on.

I highlighted my favorite parts, but this post by MrsKP is one of the best I've seen on this forum, bar none. :heart:

We have had a tough time finding a "good vet" everywhere we've moved, but once you do, they are like ****ing gold. But when I say a "good vet," I'm undoubtedly being stricter about them than we are with our human doctors. I think MrsKP's last point is so important, because it is so much more difficult to know what to do with a patient who can't express what they're experiencing. And so when I think of "bad vets," I know they aren't necessarily incompetent but limited in their ability to diagnose or treat, for that reason.

Given the limitations, what I want in a vet is exactly what MrsKP describes. Can I have you as our vet?!?! Communication is absolutely key. Unfortunately that is hard to find, as with many situations I'm sure.

I don't agree with JML at all in terms of my experience with vets. I don't find them trying to push for a kitty to survive at any cost, even if many owners want to go that way. It's such a difficult balance, going back to the point that our pets can't tell us how they feel and what would be best. We do our best, and I think the vets do, too.

I really do appreciate vets and how hard their job can be. Being as big an animal lover as you'd ever find, I still don't think it's a job I could do! So I admire them for it. :heart:

We often hear that if we really loved animals, we would do it for free.

This makes me very, very angry.
 
MAC_32 – Songs to play during (and after) a funeral

I Feel Home - OAR
My heart warms every time I hear the opening few strums to this one. I go back to a time with no responsibilities without a care in the world. I'm a bit of a weeper, surprise surprise, and have shed a few tears on more than one occasion while sing-a-long'ing to this - whether it's on the back deck, the caravan, by a camp fire, moon light, or anywhere in between.

When I'm with my friends I feel home
 
OUTKAST - WHEELZ OF STEEL

I get to follow those great post with talking about poop references! Outkast is one of the rare newer rap groups that I was pretty familiar with and I have been listening to for decades. But even here I had some blind spots, and forgot how great their debut is as well. I've taken a bunch in drafts, so I honestly didn't know where to start for a pivot song so I just listened to my favorite album of theirs and picked something that stood out to me this time that I hadn't noticed before and it was this line that has been making me laugh since:

Yeah, we take no ****, like umm, stopped up commodes

They check off all the boxes I talked about in the tribe post - great beats and samples mixed with funny and smart lyrics. They just exude cool. Remember the bonus points for pop culture references that we also have that in abundance here. We have freakin' Popeye and Tears for Fears mentions in here.

Recommended listening: My personal favorite album of theirs has become ATLiens. The title track was in contention here as well as Two Dope Boyz, Elevators, Babylon, and E.T. Aquemini is neck and neck for me and you can't go wrong there either. Synthesizer and Chonkyfire are a couple tracks there that don't get quite as much play as the hits like Rosa Parks. I find the others a bit hit or miss, but the hits are awesome, so they are still worth a listen. The only reason Outkast on this playlist is lack of albums compared to other artists coming up and I leaned towards new discoveries, and my guess was most here have heard multiple songs.

NEXT: A band from the 90s I've mentioned in talks about others like Collective Soul, Candlebox, and Our Lady Peace. Ones that I knew and loved a couple songs/albums but didn't listen more.
 
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#20 songs

Yambag – Metal songs from 1988-1992 that became the gateway into the world of music for a young Yambag

The Evil That Men Do - Iron Maiden

Summary: Iron Maiden are an English heavy metal band formed in Leyton, East London, in 1975. As pioneers of the new wave of British heavy metal movement, they have released 41 albums, including 17 studio albums, 13 live albums, four EPs and seven compilations. The Number of the Beast is among the most popular heavy metal albums of all time, having sold almost 20 million copies worldwide.

Times Seen Live in Concert: 2 = 1991 (with Anthrax), 2019

Personal Connection: As mentioned in my intro, borrowing my friend's copy of Live After Death was probably the most influential moment in my music journey. I bought every one of their albums through Fear of the Dark and saw them multiple times in concert. Simply put, they and Metallica are the greatest heavy metal bands ever. For the countdown, I only three albums to choose from, so I went with The Evil That Men Do from 1988’s Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, which was my first purchase and still one of my favorites.

Other songs to consider: Too many to choose from but I will go with Wasted Years and Number of the Beast.
Love it! I listened to this album 3x today. As I think about my music then and now, especially in this genre, I am not sure it's overstating it saying this is the most important album. 1988 was a monster year for metal, especially for me. There were at least 3 others I was really looking at while I thought about what I am drawn to now. All the important checkboxes - lean a little proggy, concept album, great guitar solos, no instrumentals or covers ;) . No question it is my favorite album from the playlist I made, and one of my favorites of all-time.

The track I put on my playlist is my favorite on the album:


Love slow groove at the beginning, then it builds to that epic Bruce yell around the 3min mark. This one is like 4 songs in one, which reminds me A LOT of what I find in Opeth's music. It's all great to me start to finish. Love your song choice as well, especially as you listen to it go into the great title track. My other favorite is The Clairvoyant. Steve Harris :wub:


That puts us up to 3 in common, right? Anthrax, GnR, and Iron Maiden?
 
I took an oath to advocate for animals so it is important to present the gold standard diagnostic and treatment options.

I never make them feel bad for their choices.

Obviously, we can't talk to our patients and have them tell us what's going on.

I highlighted my favorite parts, but this post by MrsKP is one of the best I've seen on this forum, bar none. :heart:

We have had a tough time finding a "good vet" everywhere we've moved, but once you do, they are like ****ing gold. But when I say a "good vet," I'm undoubtedly being stricter about them than we are with our human doctors. I think MrsKP's last point is so important, because it is so much more difficult to know what to do with a patient who can't express what they're experiencing. And so when I think of "bad vets," I know they aren't necessarily incompetent but limited in their ability to diagnose or treat, for that reason.

Given the limitations, what I want in a vet is exactly what MrsKP describes. Can I have you as our vet?!?! Communication is absolutely key. Unfortunately that is hard to find, as with many situations I'm sure.

I don't agree with JML at all in terms of my experience with vets. I don't find them trying to push for a kitty to survive at any cost, even if many owners want to go that way. It's such a difficult balance, going back to the point that our pets can't tell us how they feel and what would be best. We do our best, and I think the vets do, too.

I really do appreciate vets and how hard their job can be. Being as big an animal lover as you'd ever find, I still don't think it's a job I could do! So I admire them for it. :heart:

We often hear that if we really loved animals, we would do it for free.

This makes me very, very angry.
Can I have you as our vet?!?
You just have to drive a few hours north. 😜 Car rides with cats are always fun!
 
Since Yambag is more "metal" than I was back in the day he had Helloween, and I had


As we chatted a bit, I was noticing how pivotal the years were that he was using for me as well. I stupidly included an extra year, but I think I only added 2 tracks from that year. '92 was much more important for me to launch into more "heavy" stuff and less pure metal. At the time I was way more likely to listen to Meantime, Angel Dust, Dirt, or a few other albums from that year that I am sure are coming up vs. an Entombed or Death type of artist.

We have seen 12 of his and 10 of mine. If my guesses are right that will be 13-10 soon and I will have to wait a bit longer to post more metal ramblings.
 
I took an oath to advocate for animals so it is important to present the gold standard diagnostic and treatment options.

I never make them feel bad for their choices.

Obviously, we can't talk to our patients and have them tell us what's going on.

I highlighted my favorite parts, but this post by MrsKP is one of the best I've seen on this forum, bar none. :heart:

We have had a tough time finding a "good vet" everywhere we've moved, but once you do, they are like ****ing gold. But when I say a "good vet," I'm undoubtedly being stricter about them than we are with our human doctors. I think MrsKP's last point is so important, because it is so much more difficult to know what to do with a patient who can't express what they're experiencing. And so when I think of "bad vets," I know they aren't necessarily incompetent but limited in their ability to diagnose or treat, for that reason.

Given the limitations, what I want in a vet is exactly what MrsKP describes. Can I have you as our vet?!?! Communication is absolutely key. Unfortunately that is hard to find, as with many situations I'm sure.

I don't agree with JML at all in terms of my experience with vets. I don't find them trying to push for a kitty to survive at any cost, even if many owners want to go that way. It's such a difficult balance, going back to the point that our pets can't tell us how they feel and what would be best. We do our best, and I think the vets do, too.

I really do appreciate vets and how hard their job can be. Being as big an animal lover as you'd ever find, I still don't think it's a job I could do! So I admire them for it. :heart:

We often hear that if we really loved animals, we would do it for free.

This makes me very, very angry.
Can I have you as our vet?!?
You just have to drive a few hours north. 😜 Car rides with cats are always fun!
I'm picturing @krista4 taking a 7 hour round trip with about a dozen cats in a car. :lol:
 
20. Punk As **** - Down By Law

I think I'd given up tinkering with the list by the time I sent this in. Usually, hearing somebody describe themselves as [Blank] As **** means they're the exact opposite. In Dave Smalley's case (formerly of Dag Nasty on Dischord Records), it actually somewhat works. I should have a NOFX song here ("Punk Guy" or "It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite," both of which are slightly better songs) instead, but this is the genre theme darn it, and I'm going for a self-proclaimed Down By Law band that is punk af.
Oh, that explains the discussions in the movie threads. I tell people I am funny as **** all the time.
 
I took an oath to advocate for animals so it is important to present the gold standard diagnostic and treatment options.

I never make them feel bad for their choices.

Obviously, we can't talk to our patients and have them tell us what's going on.

I highlighted my favorite parts, but this post by MrsKP is one of the best I've seen on this forum, bar none. :heart:

We have had a tough time finding a "good vet" everywhere we've moved, but once you do, they are like ****ing gold. But when I say a "good vet," I'm undoubtedly being stricter about them than we are with our human doctors. I think MrsKP's last point is so important, because it is so much more difficult to know what to do with a patient who can't express what they're experiencing. And so when I think of "bad vets," I know they aren't necessarily incompetent but limited in their ability to diagnose or treat, for that reason.

Given the limitations, what I want in a vet is exactly what MrsKP describes. Can I have you as our vet?!?! Communication is absolutely key. Unfortunately that is hard to find, as with many situations I'm sure.

I don't agree with JML at all in terms of my experience with vets. I don't find them trying to push for a kitty to survive at any cost, even if many owners want to go that way. It's such a difficult balance, going back to the point that our pets can't tell us how they feel and what would be best. We do our best, and I think the vets do, too.

I really do appreciate vets and how hard their job can be. Being as big an animal lover as you'd ever find, I still don't think it's a job I could do! So I admire them for it. :heart:

We often hear that if we really loved animals, we would do it for free.

This makes me very, very angry.
Can I have you as our vet?!?
You just have to drive a few hours north. 😜 Car rides with cats are always fun!
I'm picturing @krista4 taking a 7 hour round trip with about a dozen cats in a car. :lol:

Let Toonces drive. Problem solved.
 
The photos for the playlists are killing me. Please tell me that the latest one is one of you from your personal collection.
I was nowhere that cool. :lol: There is a pic I have in mind from this era of me that was just as glorious: feathery mullet, Spuds MacKenzie t-shirt, and rockin' jams shorts that my mom made. Despite my music tastes, that was my look at the time.
 
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I'm a little behind. New-to-me songs from #21 that caught my ears:

simey – train songs

Barbara's Song - Ian Noe

He sounds kind of like Dylan here.

Yambag – Metal songs from 1988-1992 that became the gateway into the world of music for a young Yambag

Eagle Fly Free – Helloween

Doesn't sound like Dylan. But does sound like Judas Priest. And Dylan has a song called The Ballad of Frankie Lee and Judas Priest. So there.

Dr. Octopus – guitarists I’ve seen live

Waymore's Blues - Daniel Donato's Cosmic Country (Daniel Donato)

Mellow virtuosity, I dig it.

Yo Mama – World’s Worst Superheroes

Mr. Telephone Man - New Edition

I'll admit all I can remember from New Edition is "Cool It Now." But this had a familiar ring (pun intended) to it, as it's pretty much a carbon copy of Raydio's "A Woman Needs Love." And sure enough, it was written and produced by Ray Parker Jr.

KarmaPolice – songs from artists not on shuke’s list

Natural's Not In It - Gang of Four

This album is praised out the ying-yang and I've still never listened to it as a whole. Need to change that.

Don Quixote – Afrobeat

African Jive (Moto) (Spotify) - **** Khoza (Malawi / South Africa)

Sounds a little like the jazz-rock that was popular on these shores in the early '70s.

falguy – songs by 31 different Canadian artists

Here For a Good Time - Trooper

I can see Harry Nilsson recording this.

scorchy – songs by Manchester(-ish) artists

Do The Du - A Certain Ratio

The ground floor of dance punk?

titusbramble – Grand Theft Auto, specifically the 3D era

West Coast Poplock - Ronnie Hudson (SA - Bounce FM)

This kind of sound transports me back to the early '80s.

higgins – Instrumentals with places in the title

Full Moon - Dave Weckl

This also takes me back, because it is the kind of jazz my dad used to listen to.

krista4 – Chicagoland

Chi-Town – The Cribs

The guitar and bass held my interest on this one.
 
I don't agree with JML at all in terms of my experience with vets. I don't find them trying to push for a kitty to survive at any cost, even if many owners want to go that way. It's such a difficult balance, going back to the point that our pets can't tell us how they feel and what would be best. We do our best, and I think the vets do, too.
I hope this wasnt your takeaway from my post.
In my experience people pay well beyond their means to keep their precious pets alive. I am not sure where the responsibility of the provider is to point out the odds of the poor pet to make it through and how rational the person is to make these decisions.
Every instance would be different.

I have seen the utter devastation too many times where someone loses their beloved pet and has forked out tens of thousands of dollars in trying to save their pet. I feel for the animal that just spends its last few weeks or months, in and out of a vets surgery. Suffering.
I do not doubt the vets are doing everything to help. Nor the owner who loves their pet to such an extent.
I also do not have solutions. Its heartbreaking when these beautiful animals suffer.
We just lost our five year old dog and he was a trooper in his final days. Suffering, but never complaining.
He knew he was loved.
We often hear that if we really loved animals, we would do it for free.
This makes me very, very angry.

Me too. Totally not fair to vets. I know a few vets - none of them are rich.

Anyone who suggests this to a vet or any professional is a terrible person.
Maybe it should be pointed out that there job should be done for free as well.
I enjoyed @MrsKarmaPolice's post too - our current vet is like her.

@krista4, @shuke, and @Pip's Invitation, I'm sorry to hear about your dog and cats health issues. I agree that $20k seems excessive for I131 treatment. You shouldn't feel like a bad pet parent for not pursuing that therapy or not doing biopsies on your other cat. The vast majority of my patients are treated with daily meds for hyperthyroidism. Many of the cats with hyperthyroidism also have concurrent diseases such as kidney failure or GI disease. I tend to treat with meds initially to see if kidney disease is present after the thyroid is controlled. It's important for owners to have that information before deciding on spending $$ on radioactive treatment.

Similar story for GI disease in cats. Biopsies are the only way to definitively differentiate inflammatory bowel disease from cancer. Again, a lot of these cats are older with potential concurrent disease. Small cell Lymphoma and IBD tend to respond well to prednisolone and vitamin B12 therapy +/- diet modification. I always present treatment as an option as long as owners understand it is very difficult to get a definitive diagnosis if biopsies are done after prednisolone therapy.

Hmm, if only there was a veterinarian in the thread who recently just joined FBGs....
Would be very interested to hear as while i appreciate that vets can and do magnificent work, there seems to be a lot of unnecessary expense to vulnerable people in vulnerable situations.
I know people who have paid thousands, sometimes tens of thousands to keep their beloved pets alive.
But the suffering is immense and outcomes probably the same.
This is a tough one. I took an oath to advocate for animals so it is important to present the gold standard diagnostic and treatment options. However, I work as a team with clients. There is always a discussion of costs, what tests will tell me, treatment options, and prognosis. The plan can be adjusted to what's in reason for the owners finances as long as it isn't detrimental to my patient. Ultimately, it is the owners choice how much they want to pursue and how much they are going to spend. So the people you reference spending thousands of dollars made that choice. I see such a spectrum of owners - the ones that only bring their pets in every 3 years for Rabies vaccination as well as the ones who want to do absolutely everything possible even if it only gives them a few more weeks with their pet. I never make them feel bad for their choices. I don't know any vets who do. I'm sure there are vets out there who do that, but the majority are very compassionate and empathetic.

As far as the cost of vet med, we have a lot of overhead. Having lab equipment for blood work, x-rays, ultrasound as well as a surgical suite and monitoring equipment really adds up. We also need to pay the support staff. The techs/nurses who do so many jobs and keep us vets moving don't get paid even close to what they should. People often forget that there isn't insurance that will cover the costs. Even if they have pet insurance, it is always done through reimbursement so the owner still has to pay at the time of service.

Obviously, we can't talk to our patients and have them tell us what's going on. We need the diagnostic tests to make informed recommendations for our patients. We all develop strong intuition from history and physical exam, but I have done this long enough to know I don't know everything and testing can send things in an unexpected direction.

The financial component of vet med causes a great deal of moral distress for us. We want to do everything we can to help our patients and owners. It is distressing when owners can't or won't pursue diagnostics or treatments. We often hear that if we really loved animals, we would do it for free. That's quite a slap in the face when we dedicate countless hours and mental energy worrying about patient welfare at work and on our time away from the clinic. My colleagues are some of the kindest, hard-working, and empathetic people I know. We definitely didn't get into this for the money. If a good salary was the goal, we would've picked a different profession. I've been in the field for 20+ years and this is the first time that I've had PTO.

I apologize for the long post. Ultimately, I love my career and the people who work alongside me. I feel humbled to get to care for people's pets as I know what a gift it is to share your home with a pet. I'm happy to answer questions or clarify things since I rambled on.
Dont apologise for this post.
It is beautiful and a credit to yourself.

Only people who do your line of work can truly understand the everyday issues you face, but thank you for trying to educate me further. You are there when people have to say goodbye to their pet or face an uphill battle to save it. I can only imagine the distress this causes, but in my experience every vet i have dealt with has shown compassion in these situations.

I really struggle with animal suffering and at what stage is it in my best interests vs the animals best interests. I hate being faced with this dilemma every single time, but i will never not have pets. They fill me with so much joy.
 
20. Punk As **** - Down By Law

I think I'd given up tinkering with the list by the time I sent this in. Usually, hearing somebody describe themselves as [Blank] As **** means they're the exact opposite. In Dave Smalley's case (formerly of Dag Nasty on Dischord Records), it actually somewhat works. I should have a NOFX song here ("Punk Guy" or "It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite," both of which are slightly better songs) instead, but this is the genre theme darn it, and I'm going for a self-proclaimed Down By Law band that is punk af.
you picked perfect.

One song is not like the other..

I've never really understood the connection of the song title here, but I've always liked the tune and band for their Americana krautrock thing.

 
World’s Worst Superheroes #20

Heart Attack Man

Artist - Beastie Boys (1994)

Strengths - Incredible focus and tenacity; extremely passionate about everything - work, family, his favorite football team, politics, online debates about the greatest NBA player of all time and how to fix the all-star game, the stock market, the horrible refereeing in his kids’ AYSO match, you name it

Weaknesses - Arterial plaque buildup; a family history of coronary issues; high health insurance deductibles: politics subforums on fake football message boards; lungs full of tar and a stomach full of Spam


There Goes my Hero

Situation
- You’re an IMF agent that is trying to break into CIA headquarters to steal the NOC list. The file is stored in a high-security vault with floor pressure sensors and super sensitive noise and temperature readers to catch any intruders. The only way in is to lower an agent into the room from the air shaft above. You’d do it yourself, but you injured yourself doing your own stunt in a previous scene. Only one man can save the day (he was the only superhero to reply to your Craigslist help wanted ad).

You: [remote via radio from the van] “Ok, you’re over the vault now. Lower Heart Attack Man slowly to retrieve the file with the NOC list.”

Krieger: [massively struggling] “What does this guy weigh? 275? Luther, get in here. I need your help!”

Luther: [chuckling] “He’s pretty hefty. He’s like the guy in the Hefty bag commercial. What are his vitals?”

You: “Pulse 120 bpm, body temp 100 degrees, blood pressure 140/95, he’s already breathing heavily and sweating profusely. Heart Attack Man, you need to calm down or the vault sensors will go off!”

Heart Attack Man: [eating a pastrami sandwich with one hand and holding a lit cigarette in the other] “Actually, I’m feeling pretty relaxed right now.”

Luther and Krieger nearly drop the hefty superhero to the ground due to his immense weight but catch him at the last second.

HAM: [grabs left arm] “What the heck was that!”

You: “Pulse 140 bpm, body temp 105 degrees, blood pressure 155/101. Heart Attack Man, you need to settle down!”

Alarms all go off at once.

HAM: [grabs chest emphatically] “Ah! This is the big one! You hear that Elizabeth! I’m coming to join you, honey!” [flatlines]
I am so glad I read this before listening to the track. Didn't think there were many Beastie tracks I was unfamiliar with, but this was one of them. And your write up fit perfectly with the track. Well done :hifive:
 
For those worried about spoiling their Mad Men viewing experience, please don't click on the link; for the rest, I couldn't help but bring up one of my favorite scenes of the entire series, because it happens in one of the episodes between my previous song in the countdown and the next one coming out tomorrow.

It's another scene when the secondary characters carry the action.

I hope you enjoy.
 

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