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Miss Universe 2015. Steve Harvey announces wrong winner (1 Viewer)

Dan Lambskin, on 03 Sept 2015 - 10:40 AM, said:

Family Feud - Richard Dawson as host

Family Feud - Ray Combs as host

Family Feud - Louis Anderson as host

Family Feud - Richard Karn as host

Family Feud - John O'Hurley as host

Family Feud - Steve Harvey as host

Dawson was the master. Show should have ended there. Combs to O'Hurley are all forgettable.

Steve Harvey era FF:

The questions is: "Name something a man might have that his wife wishes was longer, thicker, and harder".

The Miller family has two strikes already because Uncle Earl said "TV remote control" and sister Debbie said "light bulb".

Steve approaches Aunt Wanda. Wanda is pushing 60 and 3 bills. She has a hair-do just like James Brown circa 1965 and wears the world's thickest Sally Jessy Raphael glasses. She's the choir director at the AME Church, has 23 paintings of Jesus hanging in her house, and stopped watching "Family Matters" because Urkel hit puberty.

Steve: "Aunt Wanda...it's up to you...name something a man might have that his wife wishes was longer, thicker, and harder".

Wanda: Well, Steve...I..uh...I hope the Lord can for forgive me but I'll have to say "penis".

43 seconds of Steve Harvey doing this

Steve: Now I'm not sure about you folks but I was raised differently...this is a family show that airs in the day time...(shakes his head and takes a deep breath)...is "penis" on the board?

DINGDINGDING

Cue Steve thrown cards or walking off stage etc
 
Ministry of Pain said:
Kenan Thompson needs to write a skit immediately for this. I think he already does Harvey periodically.
Producers: "Why, the Miss Universe pageant is watched all over the world!"

Steve Harvey: "Nahhh, playuh! Not in MY naybahood!"

 
After they revealed the mistake, at least they didn't have both girls standing on stage long wondering what to do while the wrong one was wearing the crown.

 
I was actually watching live and the whole thing looked set up. Columbia didn't look as excited to win as she should have and Phillipines didn't look sufficiently confused. Either way, it was extremely awkward.

USA and Australia were both more deserving.

 
USA was hottest overall

Dominican Republic had the best ###

Japan looked like she did not belong there

 

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