Missing Malaysian jet news (1 Viewer)

[Sinn Fein]

Only one thing is absolutely certain in this case--the plane will be found in the last place they look. Kind of like car keys....

Pluto?

No, Uranus.

so Christo was on to something here...

It wasn't Uranus - it was Kim Kardashian's ###

 

[Christo]

Only one thing is absolutely certain in this case--the plane will be found in the last place they look. Kind of like car keys....

Pluto?

No, Uranus.

so Christo was on to something here...

It wasn't Uranus - it was Kim Kardashian's ###

Oh, I'm all over that as well.

 

[Smack Tripper]

Now we're getting somewhere.

According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his ###### after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.

“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ### during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

Does keystered mean what I think it means?

 

[Smack Tripper]

Now we're getting somewhere.

According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his ###### after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.

“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ### during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

The plan quickly unraveled when he was given over to the aliens from Zxmek 6 who then sodomized him.

Jim then texted "this is the best vacation I ever had"

 

[fatness]

Now we're getting somewhere.

According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his ###### after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.

“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ### during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

Does keystered mean what I think it means?

Not sure what you're thinking, but it means up your ###.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Now we're getting somewhere.

According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his ###### after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.

“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ### during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

Also available on this site:

Estimated 1M mummified bodies found in Egyptian necropolis, some 7ft tall
No explanation of where the bodies came from, scientists say FAIYUM, EGYPT (INTELLIHUB) — So far over 1,700 mummified bodies, of an estimated 1 million, have been unearthed in a necropolis South of Cairo....

https://www.intellihub.com/estimated-1m-mummified-bodies-found-egyptian-necropolis-7ft-tall/

Kinda deserves its own thread, don't ya think?

 

[jon_mx]

Now we're getting somewhere.

According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his ###### after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.

“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ### during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

Also available on this site:

Estimated 1M mummified bodies found in Egyptian necropolis, some 7ft tall
No explanation of where the bodies came from, scientists say FAIYUM, EGYPT (INTELLIHUB) — So far over 1,700 mummified bodies, of an estimated 1 million, have been unearthed in a necropolis South of Cairo....

https://www.intellihub.com/estimated-1m-mummified-bodies-found-egyptian-necropolis-7ft-tall/

Kinda deserves its own thread, don't ya think?

Only if the mummies start to walk.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Now we're getting somewhere.

According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his ###### after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.

“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ### during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

Does keystered mean what I think it means?

I would just like to point out that this is just a good precaution whenever you are flying abroad.

 

[T Bell]

Only one thing is absolutely certain in this case--the plane will be found in the last place they look. Kind of like car keys....

Pluto?

It is NOT on my dresser or in my sofa cushions.

 

[T Bell]

Now we're getting somewhere.

According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his ###### after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.

“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ### during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

Does keystered mean what I think it means?

Not sure what you're thinking, but it means up your ###.

Is this a thing now, like FaceTiming?

 

[Jayrod]

Lots of good "it" in here.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Now we're getting somewhere.

According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his ###### after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.

“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ### during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

Does keystered mean what I think it means?

Not sure what you're thinking, but it means up your ###.

Is this a thing now, like FaceTiming having a fourth basketball squad in high school?

FYP

 

[SacramentoBob]

In a recent poll conducted by CNN, 1 in 10 Americans believe that "beings from another dimension, time travelers, or aliens" may have had something to do with the plane's disappearance.

I work with a pretty hardcore doomsday prepper. He just mentioned offhand that "they were abducted by an alien ship". Any news on that front?

 

[HellToupee]

In a recent poll conducted by CNN, 1 in 10 Americans believe that "beings from another dimension, time travelers, or aliens" may have had something to do with the plane's disappearance.

I work with a pretty hardcore doomsday prepper. He just mentioned offhand that "they were abducted by an alien ship". Any news on that front?

what the hell its Friday , seems plausible

 

[fatness]

Now we're getting somewhere.

According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his ###### after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.

“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ### during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

Also available on this site:

Estimated 1M mummified bodies found in Egyptian necropolis, some 7ft tall
No explanation of where the bodies came from, scientists say FAIYUM, EGYPT (INTELLIHUB) — So far over 1,700 mummified bodies, of an estimated 1 million, have been unearthed in a necropolis South of Cairo....

https://www.intellihub.com/estimated-1m-mummified-bodies-found-egyptian-necropolis-7ft-tall/

Kinda deserves its own thread, don't ya think?

1 million threads! Let no mummy be forgotten!

 

[QuizGuy66]

Are there sure that photo is blank and not just through a brown filter?

-QG

 

[Henry Ford]

Now we're getting somewhere.

According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his ###### after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.

“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ### during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

Huh.

Well, look on the bright side, Phil. Thank goodness the iPhone 6 didn't come out until September.

 

[tom22406]

Ready for another theory?

A former airline boss is making waves in France after he claimed that the mysterious disappearance of Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 in March had been covered up, and that the aircraft was likely hijacked by a hacker and possibly shot down by the US.

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In a six-page article published in French glossy Paris Match, Marc Dugain - the former head of Proteus Airlines and an established French author – went public with his theory that the missing Malaysia Airlines aircraft didn’t go down anywhere near where authorities and rescue teams have been searching for a possible wreckage.

Instead, Dugain is convinced that the Boeing 777, which had 239 people on board - mainly Chinese - crashed near the Indian Ocean island of Diego Garcia. Dugain also suggests the plane might have been hijacked by a hacker and that it was then brought down by the United States which feared a September 11th, 2001 style attack.

Britain has a military base on the tiny island which has been let to the Americans.

“It’s an extremely powerful military base. It’s surprising that the Americans have lost all trace of this aircraft. Without getting into conspiracy theories, it is a possibility that the Americans stopped this plane,” he told France Inter in a broadcast interview earlier this week.

The US has denied that the aircraft, which mysteriously vanished from all radars on March 8th, ever came close to Diego Garcia on its flight between Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia and Beijing in China.

Dugain bases his speculations, among other things, on a trip to the Maldives where locals told him they had witnessed an aircraft flying toward Diego Garcia.

“I saw a huge plane flying at a really low altitude above us,” a fisherman told him, adding the plane carried the colours of Malaysia Airlines: red and blue stripes with a white background.

Authorities, however, have denied these claims, which were also widely carried by local media that cited several witnesses who spoke about an aircraft with the same description.

Dugain argues that due to the Boeing technology the aircraft was using, it is possible that the aircraft hijacked by remote control and steered toward Diego Garcia.

He also said a fire could have prompted the air crew to turn off its electrical devices, possibly explaining why the plane vanished from radars.

In the Paris Match interview, he supports this argument by pointing to a device – deemed by some experts to be a Boeing fire extinguisher – found on a beach on Baarah island, also in the Maldives, shortly after the MH370 went missing.

According to Dugain, the passengers could have died from asphyxiation but the fire did not damage the exterior of the plane, allowing it to continue on autopilot until it ran out of fuel and glided down into the sea.

His main arguments for the theory that the disappearance was a cover-up is based on the fact that he finds it near impossible that the Americans “equipped with the best technology in the world” could have lost track of “a 63-metre-long object” and the suppression of Maldivian testimonies.

He also said he had been warned by a British intelligence officer of taking “risks” by looking into the fate of the MH370’s disappearance.

“Someone knows,” he said.

In the past nine months, several conspiracy theories have circulated on the disappearance of flight MH370 and there have even been books written about it. Some theories have been quickly dismissed, while others have had a harder time to die down.

One of the more spectacular theories was reported by Beforeitsnews, which claimed the plane was part of an electronic warfare experiment, and that the aircraft was “'cloaked', hiding with hi-tech electronic warfare weaponry that exists and is used."

Nigel Cawthorne, author of the book "Flight MH370: The Mystery", has suggested that the plane might have been shot down in a military training operation gone wrong by US-Thai strike fighters.
http://www.thelocal.fr/20141219/french-ex-airline-chief-missing-mh370-covered-up

 

[Sinn Fein]

Well, at least now we know.

 

[Tom Servo]

One of the more spectacular theories was reported by Beforeitsnews, which claimed the plane was part of an electronic warfare experiment, and that the aircraft was “'cloaked', hiding with hi-tech electronic warfare weaponry that exists and is used."

Photo of the new pilot.

 

[tom22406]

One of the more spectacular theories was reported by Beforeitsnews, which claimed the plane was part of an electronic warfare experiment, and that the aircraft was “'cloaked', hiding with hi-tech electronic warfare weaponry that exists and is used."

Photo of the new pilot.

Or maybe this?

http://scienceforfiction.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/invis-jet-e1327600848159.jpg

 

[Quez]

Like a jelly bird?

 

[T Bell]

Ready for another theory?

Without getting into conspiracy theories, it is a possibility that the Americans stopped this plane,”

Thank goodness he avoided those conspiracy theories!

 

[jon_mx]

I found it!

 

[Sinn Fein]

Photos of recovery efforts

 

[Fat Nick]

Photos of recovery efforts

Worst. Photoshop. Ever.

 

[tom22406]

Photos of recovery efforts

Worst. Photoshop. Ever.

One quote in the comments

Belgian waffle makers are UFOs in miniature form. The waffle surface can be reversed to help the craft make safe landings on snowy surfaces.

Comment sections are always better for some reason in most places but especially this one.

 

[El Floppo]

Photos of recovery efforts

studs really gets around.

"NASA Hides This a Truth 60 Years. Why NASA is Silents?"

 

[Doctor Detroit]

An AirAsia flight from Indonesia to Singapore has just gone missing. "The plane had asked for an unusual route before it lost contact with the Jakarta Traffic Control."

 

[PatsWillWin]

Jeeeeez.

 

[East Coast Bias]

An AirAsia flight from Indonesia to Singapore has just gone missing. "The plane had asked for an unusual route before it lost contact with the Jakarta Traffic Control."

162 on board.

 

[Mr. Retukes]

An AirAsia flight from Indonesia to Singapore has just gone missing. "The plane had asked for an unusual route before it lost contact with the Jakarta Traffic Control."

What was so unusual about the route? "We'd like to change direction toward the ocean please..."

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Get Don Lemon on set. We have weeks of rampant speculation ahead of us.

 

[jon_mx]

Somebody follow that plane.

 

[Scoresman]

second plane in the area goes missing. so this is pretty much confirmed as terrorism/hijacking now right?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

second plane in the area goes missing. so this is pretty much confirmed as terrorism/hijacking now right?

Is it?

 

[jon_mx]

confirms my alien abduction theory.

 

[mr roboto]

Black holes lemon party?

 

[tommyGunZ]

second plane in the area goes missing. so this is pretty much confirmed as terrorism/hijacking now right?

A second plane is missing? Link?

 

[fantasycurse42]

second plane in the area goes missing. so this is pretty much confirmed as terrorism/hijacking now right?

A second plane is missing? Link?

Yes, http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/27/world/asia/airasia-missing-plane/index.html

 

[General Tso]

second plane in the area goes missing. so this is pretty much confirmed as terrorism/hijacking now right?

How's that?

 

[tjnc09]

Definitely bizarre. Doesn't seem like this will end well

 

[General Tso]

Looks like there may have been bad storms in the area. No Americans on board. One Brit.

Unconfirmed, but an outfit called CCTVNEWS is reporting on twitter that a plane crashed east of BelitungIsland, Indonesia.

 

[PinkydaPimp]

Looks like there may have been bad storms in the area. No Americans on board. One Brit.

Unconfirmed, but an outfit called CCTVNEWS is reporting on twitter that a plane crashed east of BelitungIsland, Indonesia.

This is what im hearing as well. Isnt it pretty difficult for weather to bring planes of this size down?

 

[PinkydaPimp]

Good link with updated info: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/2ql5ke/air_asia_flight_loses_contact_with_air_traffic/?sort=top

 

[Tom Servo]

An AirAsia flight from Indonesia to Singapore has just gone missing. "The plane had asked for an unusual route before it lost contact with the Jakarta Traffic Control."

Apparently the Bermuda Triangle moved to SE Asia.

 

[Apple Jack]

second plane in the area goes missing. so this is pretty much confirmed as terrorism/hijacking now right?

Has been confirmed via rereddit on teh twitter subforum deez nutz by user Basementz Rool.

 

[jon_mx]

Maybe they will find the other plane there too.

 

[fatness]

Photos of recovery efforts

Worst. Photoshop. Ever.

One quote in the comments

Belgian waffle makers are UFOs in miniature form. The waffle surface can be reversed to help the craft make safe landings on snowy surfaces.

Comment sections are always better for some reason in most places but especially this one.

The comments on that "article" are great.

Don't watch Zeitgeist, it's a lie. The TRUTH is all these people are connected to FREEMASONRY. Look it up. And guess who they worship? Take a WILD guess??

Miley Cyrus?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Look it up.