Round 4
Baggy Trousers - Madness
Naughty boys in nasty schools 
	Headmasters breaking all the rules 
	Having fun and playing fools 
	Smashing up the woodwork tools 
	All the teachers in the pub 
	Passing 'round the ready-rub 
	Trying not to think of when 
	The lunch-time bell will ring again.
Oh what fun we had 
	But, did it really turn out bad 
	All I learnt at school 
	Was how to bend not break the rules 
	Oh what fun we had 
	But at the time it seemed so bad 
	Trying different ways 
	To make a difference to...
The headmaster's had enough to-day 
	All the kids have gone away 
	Gone to fight with next-door's school 
	Every term, that is the rule 
	Sits alone and bends his cane 
	Same old backsides again 
	All the small ones tell tall tales 
	Walking home and squashing snails. 
	Oh what fun we had 
	But, did it really turn out bad 
	All I learnt at school 
	Was how to bend not break the rules 
	Oh what fun we had 
	But at the time it seemed so bad 
	Trying different ways 
	To make a difference to the days. 
	Lots of girls and lots of boys 
	Lots of smells and lots of noise 
	Playing football in the park 
	Kicking Pushbikes after dark 
	Baggy trousers, dirty shirt 
	Pulling hair and eating dirt 
	Teacher comes to break it up 
	Back of the 'ead with a plastic cup. 
	Oh what fun we had 
	But, did it really turn out bad 
	All I learnt at school 
	Was how to bend not break the rules 
	Oh what fun we had 
	But at the time it seemed so bad 
	Trying different ways 
	To make a difference to the days. 
	Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers 
	Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers