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MOP's rants about everything! (1 Viewer)

Guys, I looked over the fence and there appears to be a Suckfest going on over there. I couldn't really tell but it looked like some guy named Malloy dressed up as a cop from The Village People was giving a few folks the old spit and shine.
When it comes to such things, I consider Dr. Gobbler an expert on these matters.

 
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MOP's rants about nothing would be a better thread title.

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I think you are right DD, this thread will be a work in progress until we get it straight. And you sir are also what I consider an equal opportunity hater and feel free to enjoy yourself and all the amenities sir.
I think we should call DD by his new name from the other forum: Ghetto Boss. Kind of racist if you ask me. Implying he's "the Boss of the Ghetto" - a white man. Nice. Real Nice.

 
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A little scary that a grown man is so upset over something like this that he feels compelled to create a thread like this :unsure:

 
Why must you whore for such attention? Why would you declare war in this time of beautiful peace? I prefer to make love, but if I must, I will send my unit into battle. I must warn you, I am brilliantly trained in hand to hand and staff to staff combat. I know all the tactics of Sextus Julius Frontinus, and I fear no ill climax.

My battle unit is ready to attack. The rougher the ground, the better. The sun shines brightly behind me, dazzling you as it reflects off my gold lamé armor. There is strong wind blowing from me to you, giving advantage to my missiles and blinding you with dust. I extend my line as much as possible, while trying not to leave too much distance between the ranks. I remove my stockings, and my foot soldiers advance on your forward position.

You attempt to outflank me and approach from the rear, but my cavalry, initially weakened, was quickly stiffened with lightly armed foot soldiers. I hold my gladius low and use it with short but powerful thrusts, over and over again. Eventually, your defenses succumb to my will, and I take you there on the battlefield. The battle has ended for today, but I look forward to many fruitful encounters in the future. Another day, limp foe.

 
Why must you whore for such attention? Why would you declare war in this time of beautiful peace? I prefer to make love, but if I must, I will send my unit into battle. I must warn you, I am brilliantly trained in hand to hand and staff to staff combat. I know all the tactics of Sextus Julius Frontinus, and I fear no ill climax.

My battle unit is ready to attack. The rougher the ground, the better. The sun shines brightly behind me, dazzling you as it reflects off my gold lamé armor. There is strong wind blowing from me to you, giving advantage to my missiles and blinding you with dust. I extend my line as much as possible, while trying not to leave too much distance between the ranks. I remove my stockings, and my foot soldiers advance on your forward position.

You attempt to outflank me and approach from the rear, but my cavalry, initially weakened, was quickly stiffened with lightly armed foot soldiers. I hold my gladius low and use it with short but powerful thrusts, over and over again. Eventually, your defenses succumb to my will, and I take you there on the battlefield. The battle has ended for today, but I look forward to many fruitful encounters in the future. Another day, limp foe.
Look man, this isn't Match.com. Go try and find a date somewhere else.Sammich?

 
We need a 2nd treehouse in the back yard for those that are not welcome in other places. Feel free to post what you like. If the "Mean Girls" want to post in here, just understand we will then take to your thread. The lines have been drawn, it's Civil War so let's just play nice and avoid as much confrontation as we can.

I'll be using this thread for a lot of other thread topics I have neglected to start.
"it's war so be civil"?

just jump to 1:20 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPqhm36sjVE

 

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