MOP's rants about everything! (1 Viewer)

[Todd Andrews]

Im going to keep putting it in even though MoP said no . . . until I make him love me.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[Wrigley]

Im going to keep putting it in even though MoP said no . . . until I make him love me.

In out in out in out in out in out, let it puke, put it back in and start over again.

 

[proninja]

This reminds me, my younger brother is in Thailand right now and says the whole place is super creepy. He saw tons of old dudes on vacation trying to pick up little boy prostitutes. Said he almost got sick.

Confirmed. It's gross.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Im going to keep putting it in even though MoP said no . . . until I make him love me.

Just because MOP has turned his back on you, doesn't mean he doesn't love you.

I think.

 

[Tom Skerritt]

My final words of wisdom for this kid at the after party was get clean, get off selling it, go to bartender school, card dealer school, pick a school but learn a trait and make an honest living and still have fun with it.

 

[cstu]

This is why I don't like friends, they're always there when they need you. So I'm kind of burnt today and I probably am mildly hostile. This idiot was even dumb enough to tell the cops at the station to tell his wife to call Mr and Mrs MOP for the money to bail him out so for a while last night these family members thought I was lying about having his money

I simply refuse to be around people who don't have their #### together. Nothing good can really come from it.

 

[Da Guru]

MOP Do any mods have your back in this thread?

 

[Henry Ford]

This guy is giving a bad name to internet doctors. <_<

Damn it, he's NOT A DOCTOR. He blows doctors.

If blowing doctors is all you gotta do to be a doctor then I'm James f###### Andrews.

we've covered this. He's not "Mr. Gobbler, M.D." he's "a Doctor Gobbler"

 

[Henry Ford]

I have a similar story. One time there was a guy who was a friend d of mine who told me his brother was a drug dealer, and the first time the kid tried to hang out with us, I pulled my friend aside and said, "man, we're friends, but if I see your sleazeball drug dealer brother around again, I'm going to pretend I don't know you. That guy is bad news."

The kid came up to me and asked if I wanted to hang out and I said "when you get arrested I don't want to be in the same zip code."

Then I went to hang out with my actual friends. It's a much shorter story, but it doesn't end with me thinking friends are worthless, but instead affirming that I shouldn't be friends with people who are worthless. Because the only thing they're good for is making me feel better about myself for not being a drug dealing slimeball like them. And I already feel pretty good.

And you know what? That kid did get arrested. And I wasn't in the same zip code. It was like a Hollywood ending.

Sound advice Henry. The problem for me is I like to dance close to the fire. But I would be lying if I didn't say I felt just a hint of superiority but then I feel guilty about that. This place is what encouraged me to rethink things. Have you seen what I consider to be middle class income in this country? The FFA is the one that encouraged me to get out there and not judge a book by its cover Henry so I try and hang out part of the time with regular people.

He's not regular people. His brother is regular people. He's a scumbag and his wife is an idiot for marrying a drug dealer. You have to be firm with these people. They swarm.

Meet people who are better than you at something and make friends. I'm a firm believer that you only become a better person when you surround yourself with people whose strengths compliment your weaknesses.

 

[Henry Ford]

Wait a minute, I thought I was in charge!!!!

You left DSP in charge, we all started shooting H and #### got out of hand

You have to be an alias of someone... Newbies don't just come out of the woodwork posting with the frequency you have been...

Used to post in AC/Shark Pool... Got married, had a kid, & now I have no life

Cool. First kid? My wife is due with our first in September.

Yup, little boy... Kid is a stud. Changes all of your priorities. He's 14 months and finally sleeping pretty good - Been sleep deprived for the last year! Congrats to you and the wife, it's a lot of work, but a lot of reward.

Thanks. I'm really hoping for a boy too. I'll be happy either way but it would be awesome to have a little protege as our first. Can't believe how much life has changed just being married and having a couple dogs.

Is get as much sleep as possible now! IYou should be logging 10 hour nights

This is what I keep hearing... My wife is going to quit her job so I'm hoping she does most of the late night stuff. I'm more worried about finances than anything.

Hey dopes who think GMTAN is elitist or whatever. This is basically exactly what it is.

Yeah, I just always feel like I'm intruding over there. I don't know what's going on, so I don't contribute. Too much background.

 

[bagger]

We need a 2nd treehouse in the back yard for those that are not welcome in other places. Feel free to post what you like. If the "Mean Girls" want to post in here, just understand we will then take to your thread. The lines have been drawn, it's Civil War so let's just play nice and avoid as much confrontation as we can.

I'll be using this thread for a lot of other thread topics I have neglected to start.

lines have been drawn? Are you 9?

 

[timschochet]

Hi MOP. I received your invitation. Thanks but I have to decline, I won't be participating in this thread beyond this post I don't think.

You know, I really like almost everyone here. Even the guys who criticize me or express strong dislike of me. I'm bothered at times by their dislike but I don't dislike them. And I have to acknowledge that at least some of the criticism is earned. Also, I enjoy humor even when I am the butt of jokes- so long as they're funny.

But the main reason I choose not to participate is Dr. Gobbler. It no longer bothers me that he welshed- I've long since moved on. But he seems to treat not paying your debts as some sort of big joke and I don't see the humor in that. I'd prefer not to be around him. That's all.

 

[General Malaise]

anks. I'm really hoping for a boy too. I'll be happy either way but it would be awesome to have a little protege as our first. Can't believe how much life has changed just being married and having a couple dogs.

Is get as much sleep as possible now! IYou should be logging 10 hour nights

This is what I keep hearing... My wife is going to quit her job so I'm hoping she does most of the late night stuff. I'm more worried about finances than anything.

Hey dopes who think GMTAN is elitist or whatever. This is basically exactly what it is.

Yeah, I just always feel like I'm intruding over there. I don't know what's going on, so I don't contribute. Too much background.

A smart fellow like yourself with interesting things to say is always a welcome addition.

 

[Slapdash]

Good thread MOP

 

[General Malaise]

I like Tim.

 

[pollardsvision]

This guy is giving a bad name to internet doctors. <_<

Damn it, he's NOT A DOCTOR. He blows doctors.

If blowing doctors is all you gotta do to be a doctor then I'm James f###### Andrews.

we've covered this. He's not "Mr. Gobbler, M.D." he's "a Doctor Gobbler"

I thought he became Doctor Chochet after he couldn't pay his gambling debt?

 

[timschochet]

I like Tim.

I like you too.

 

[Tom Skerritt]

Hi MOP. I received your invitation. Thanks but I have to decline, I won't be participating in this thread beyond this post I don't think.

You know, I really like almost everyone here. Even the guys who criticize me or express strong dislike of me. I'm bothered at times by their dislike but I don't dislike them. And I have to acknowledge that at least some of the criticism is earned. Also, I enjoy humor even when I am the butt of jokes- so long as they're funny.

But the main reason I choose not to participate is Dr. Gobbler. It no longer bothers me that he welshed- I've long since moved on. But he seems to treat not paying your debts as some sort of big joke and I don't see the humor in that. I'd prefer not to be around him. That's all.

How much does he owe you?

 

[jon_mx]

Can I post in here? I think I'm the only person MOPe has on ignore

I don't know about that. I am on many ignore list.

 

[jon_mx]

Im going to keep putting it in even though MoP said no . . . until I make him love me.

You love him long time. Good strategery.

 

[NCCommish]

I like Tim.

Me too

 

[Henry Ford]

I like Tim.

I think we all like Tim.

 

[jon_mx]

I like Tim.

I think we all like Tim.

Tim is like a puppy dog. No matter how many times he poops on the floor, he is too adorable not to love.

 

[FDAS]

I like Tim.

I think we all like Tim.

X

 

[jon_mx]

I like Tim.

I think we all like Tim.

X

Why do you hate puppies?

 

[FDAS]

I like Tim.

I think we all like Tim.

X

Why do you hate puppies?

Only the Jewish puppies

 

[Henry Ford]

I like Tim.

I think we all like Tim.

X

And by "we" I mean people who don't know how to post large fonts in different colors.

 

[Bob Magaw]

Long time poster.

We'll take a company check, no problem.

A joking reference to the post above.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Wife and son have been napping for hours!!! Need the to get up so we can walk over to Five Guys!!

 

[Politician Spock]

I always viewed :e: as a place where FBG posters with anger issues go to blow off steam.

 

[Henry Ford]

Wife and son have been napping for hours!!! Need the to get up so we can walk over to Five Guys!!

Use the app, order, go pick it up and bring it home for them.

 

[jon_mx]

I always viewed :e: as a place where FBG posters with anger issues go to blow each other..

fixed

 

[fantasycurse42]

Wife and son have been napping for hours!!! Need the to get up so we can walk over to Five Guys!!

Use the app, order, go pick it up and bring it home for them.

She wants to get out of the house... And honestly, I'd just end up eating all the fries waiting for them.

 

[Politician Spock]

I always viewed :e: as a place where FBG posters with anger issues go to blow each other..

fixed

Ah... yes. Probably more acurate. Thanks.

 

[Mr.Pack]

It's about time some one did this. I mean with most of them it's hard to tell where their noses end and GM's ###hole start. Just a cliquey bunch of nut hangers and knuckle draggers. Bravo MOP!

Have you paid Tim yet, or are you still welshing out?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I have a similar story. One time there was a guy who was a friend d of mine who told me his brother was a drug dealer, and the first time the kid tried to hang out with us, I pulled my friend aside and said, "man, we're friends, but if I see your sleazeball drug dealer brother around again, I'm going to pretend I don't know you. That guy is bad news."

The kid came up to me and asked if I wanted to hang out and I said "when you get arrested I don't want to be in the same zip code."

Then I went to hang out with my actual friends. It's a much shorter story, but it doesn't end with me thinking friends are worthless, but instead affirming that I shouldn't be friends with people who are worthless. Because the only thing they're good for is making me feel better about myself for not being a drug dealing slimeball like them. And I already feel pretty good.

And you know what? That kid did get arrested. And I wasn't in the same zip code. It was like a Hollywood ending.

Sound advice Henry. The problem for me is I like to dance close to the fire. But I would be lying if I didn't say I felt just a hint of superiority but then I feel guilty about that. This place is what encouraged me to rethink things. Have you seen what I consider to be middle class income in this country? The FFA is the one that encouraged me to get out there and not judge a book by its cover Henry so I try and hang out part of the time with regular people.

He's not regular people. His brother is regular people. He's a scumbag and his wife is an idiot for marrying a drug dealer. You have to be firm with these people. They swarm.

Meet people who are better than you at something and make friends. I'm a firm believer that you only become a better person when you surround yourself with people whose strengths compliment your weaknesses.

Another good post Henry. No schtick, I have an Indian doctor who is a pediatrician, went to Penn State but I still talk to him. Anyways we go out one night and he gets so drunk I have to help him stagger to the bathroom about 3 seconds before he hurls, I'm literally walking him, obviously in front of me and screaming at folks in my way that unless they want to receive projectile vomit in their face they better frack'n move. How can you hang out with someone who can't hold their liquor? He's still a pup at 32 but c'mon man, get your #### together I told him. So even the better class if you want to call it that, those folks frack up even bigger.

 

[Mr.Pack]

It's about time some one did this. I mean with most of them it's hard to tell where their noses end and GM's ###hole start. Just a cliquey bunch of nut hangers and knuckle draggers. Bravo MOP!

Did you pay off your bet yet?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I like Tim.

Look at Gen GM Lee, knowing his confederates are outflanked outmanned and overall on their way out, he decides to come in here and try to recruit for those yellow belly bastards, I'm not surprised one bit.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I like Tim.

I think we all like Tim.

X

I was wondering when this love fest was going to subside here. Somewhere after the chapter of MOP in the anarchist's guide to terrorism is a thick chapter on Tim that FDAS wrote.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Why do you hate puppies?

Only the Jewish puppies

Anti-Scent-ite

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Long time poster.

We'll take a company check, no problem.

It means UR credit is good here. We happily accept an accomplished writer such as yourself. In fact we might even have done better than nabbing Tim here.

 

[Guster]

Im going to keep putting it in even though MoP said no . . . until I make him love me.

Just because MOP has turned his back on you, doesn't mean he doesn't love you.

I think.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Why must you whore for such attention? Why would you declare war in this time of beautiful peace? I prefer to make love, but if I must, I will send my unit into battle. I must warn you, I am brilliantly trained in hand to hand and staff to staff combat. I know all the tactics of Sextus Julius Frontinus, and I fear no ill climax.

My battle unit is ready to attack. The rougher the ground, the better. The sun shines brightly behind me, dazzling you as it reflects off my gold lamé armor. There is strong wind blowing from me to you, giving advantage to my missiles and blinding you with dust. I extend my line as much as possible, while trying not to leave too much distance between the ranks. I remove my stockings, and my foot soldiers advance on your forward position.

You attempt to outflank me and approach from the rear, but my cavalry, initially weakened, was quickly stiffened with lightly armed foot soldiers. I hold my gladius low and use it with short but powerful thrusts, over and over again. Eventually, your defenses succumb to my will, and I take you there on the battlefield. The battle has ended for today, but I look forward to many fruitful encounters in the future. Another day, limp foe.

Look man, this isn't Match.com. Go try and find a date somewhere else.Sammich?

This isn't Bet Welshers.com either.

 

[General Malaise]

I like Tim.

I like you too.

Always welcome in GMTAN, IMO.

 

[Mr.Pack]

MOP's rants about nothing would be a better thread title.

I think you are right DD, this thread will be a work in progress until we get it straight. And you sir are also what I consider an equal opportunity hater and feel free to enjoy yourself and all the amenities sir.

I think we should call DD by his new name from the other forum: Ghetto Boss. Kind of racist if you ask me. Implying he's "the Boss of the Ghetto" - a white man. Nice. Real Nice.

ive met DD... He's not white

Well that was awkward.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I like Tim.

I like you too.

Always welcome in GMTAN, IMO.

Oh God I think I'm gonna hurl. That's fine, take Corp UpHam with you, good luck.

 

[FDAS]

I like Tim.

I think we all like Tim.

X

I was wondering when this love fest was going to subside here. Somewhere after the chapter of MOP in the anarchist's guide to terrorism is a thick chapter on Tim that FDAS wrote.

If it cheers you up, you're both better than Woz.

 

[General Malaise]

I like Tim.

Look at Gen GM Lee, knowing his confederates are outflanked outmanned and overall on their way out, he decides to come in here and try to recruit for those yellow belly bastards, I'm not surprised one bit.

Hi Sean -

I got your PM. I'm not sure what to make of it, or you. Whatever it is that you truly are underneath this veneer of trying to hard is probably not the sociopath that your online persona has taken on. This odd behavior ranks as perhaps 208th in the pantheon of odd MOP FBG decisions. Deep down, I think you're a normal human who has experienced real life joy and real life pain. But the metamorphosis of your personality here from 2001 to now isn't something I'd perpetuate and I certainly wouldn't continue down this avenue. What if - let's pretend for a second that you really DO have a son who now lives with you, a claim I find dubious like most of your tall tales - your son logs in and sees your body of work here. If he's normal - meaning he's nothing like you - he's going to be appalled at some of the things you've chosen to post for all eternity. You better damn well hope that the very mods you castigate and/or butt kiss in the dire hopes of joining rank prune the hell out of your work because if not, you're going to come across as an elephant's butt to your alleged offspring.

If this is your attempt at Andy Kaufman, it's William Hung level bad. If it's now the real you - and I know it's not - seek help. You've got my number if you ever want to talk. I'm a little more than a little worried about you. Even the deranged have tipping points and right now, you're sail deep in the water, buddy.

 

[fantasycurse42]