Ministry of Pain
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Henry Ford
Footballguy
When I hear a grown man use the word "flapjacks" it makes me very sad.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Now I just think Destiny has thin, floppy breasts.
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
You never heard of a woman having a set of pancakes? Take a second to visualize that and when you're done throwing up come get a cup of coffee.
I'm starting to like this thread, I think. It could serve a couple of purposes. One, MOP can vent, thereby lessening the chances of him assaulting a CVS employee. Secondly, we get to see the inner workings and thought processes of MOP. If only Pol Pot had the FFA, think of the lives that could have been saved.
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flysack
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Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
That's right, after they blast out of Tatooine they hit the fly-thru at McDonald's, how could I forget?
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
I'm in if we get Whole Foods chicken salad sandwiches every other Friday.
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
I didn't want to out him but I can verify from my sources that DD is actually a homo sapiens.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Some guy who was on a motorcycle tour to find the Mexican beach featured on Shawshank Redemption came up missing. Shocking.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
glock
"Don't grumble, give a whistle!"
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
I heard about this. Motorcycle guy getting a police/military escort thru parts and then some ominous type text.
People are quick to hate on their own country here in the States to the point they wan tho prove that things are quite civilized outside of these borders but Mexico is not a fantastic place to wander around past the beaches. We went camping on the side of a little cliff down in Baja and it was one of the worst weekends of my life, care not to relive that.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Did he go up the brick wall in Buxton, Maine before heading to Mexico? Did he make love under that oak tree?
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
It started when a surfer was dancing around one of the 21 campfires going and took a wrong step, fell down a good 25 feet and compound fractured his ankle/leg. I was one of the few not on hallucinogens as I was afraid to travel with narcotics down there, we were almost stripped search by the Mexican Army/police, they all look the same in uniform.What?
Anyways the guy's g/f is screaming for help but I mean we had driven a long way and I just wanted to enjoy my beers. Finally I walk down there to see what they are going to do and the next thing I know I'm directing traffic. I said we got to get him out of here and then the g/f said to call for help. I said we're in Mexico, did you want me to call in the National Guard or Navy out of San Diego? She looked confused. A local affirmed my suspicions and said no help would come as we're Americans and we needed to get this guy back over the border to an American hospital.
Next problem was all these surfers seemed completely at a loss for how to transport him so I ordered up a longboard from one of the chaps, gathered about 4-5 belts form the guys and we strapped him down to the board, thought we were gonna have to knock him out as he was in a lot of pain but we managed to get him up the cliff and then load him into the back of a station wagon and then they finally took off for the US border…we weren't that far down into Baja, if I had to guess maybe 50-60 miles, maybe it was 75-100 but no more than 150…200 tops.
It put a damper on the weekend.
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
You're a maniac. This thread works because of posts like these though, good work.It started when a surfer was dancing around one of the 21 campfires going and took a wrong step, fell down a good 25 feet and compound fractured his ankle/leg. I was one of the few not on hallucinogens as I was afraid to travel with narcotics down there, we were almost stripped search by the Mexican Army/police, they all look the same in uniform.What?
Anyways the guy's g/f is screaming for help but I mean we had driven a long way and I just wanted to enjoy my beers. Finally I walk down there to see what they are going to do and the next thing I know I'm directing traffic. I said we got to get him out of here and then the g/f said to call for help. I said we're in Mexico, did you want me to call in the National Guard or Navy out of San Diego? She looked confused. A local affirmed my suspicions and said no help would come as we're Americans and we needed to get this guy back over the border to an American hospital.
Next problem was all these surfers seemed completely at a loss for how to transport him so I ordered up a longboard from one of the chaps, gathered about 4-5 belts form the guys and we strapped him down to the board, thought we were gonna have to knock him out as he was in a lot of pain but we managed to get him up the cliff and then load him into the back of a station wagon and then they finally took off for the US border…we weren't that far down into Baja, if I had to guess maybe 50-60 miles, maybe it was 75-100 but no more than 150…200 tops.
It put a damper on the weekend.
Clifford
Footballguy
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Aaron had to put it out of it's miseryLink?It all started with KCitons
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Saw this on the news... They said he was trying to ride to the southern tip of South America. Dude is most likely dead, they had the mom on and she was obviously hysterical, real sad.
Personally I wouldn't travel anywhere in Mexico outside of Playa Del Carmen at this point.
KCitons
Footballguy
Recap:Link?It all started with KCitons
- All of us dumb guys that didn't know about the other forum where shown the light.
- The best of the best here didn't like that they were called out for being "mean girls" (it's ok to call people names, just do it on a different site)
- Once panties got too bunched, mods decided to remove thread.
Result:
- Dumb people are still dumb, mean people are still mean. (only now, the lines between the two are blurred)
- MOP started this thread.
So, same as it ever was.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Good ole Leroy Hoard…I tell you my LH story? He is a daily radio host locally here in South Florida on 790 1-3PM, he is the side kick to the main host. They sponsor a poker tournament down here and I show up and make it to the final table, down to 7 and the break is getting ready to hit so I am on the button with pocket 10s, only about 8-10 BB in front of me, short stacked so I shove and Hoard calls from the BB and flips over JJ. Board did not help me so I tipped my hat, shook his hand, muttered gg vulture, he did a double take and I just kept walking.
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Ignoramus
Footballguy
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Clifford
Footballguy
The :e: board? Yeah I've never gotten an invite. Biggest letdown of my life.Recap:Link?It all started with KCitons
- All of us dumb guys that didn't know about the other forum where shown the light.
- The best of the best here didn't like that they were called out for being "mean girls" (it's ok to call people names, just do it on a different site)
- Once panties got too bunched, mods decided to remove thread.
Result:
- Dumb people are still dumb, mean people are still mean. (only now, the lines between the two are blurred)
- MOP started this thread.
So, same as it ever was.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
For the record I have zero posts in any 'dumb' threads at e. I hate mean.
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Somebody tell Tanner to sit down because I got some BIG NEWS that is gonna flip some folks out.
Tomorrow Morning 10AM
Interview at Dade County Charter(for obvious reasons name withheld)
8th grade math
9th grade social studies
I don't think folks know how much the BB thread from last year impacted me and I didn't want to take away from that with my own personal issues. I've been doing consulting work for a while in sales but it is unfulfilling. My wife and I have what we need, a house, each have a car, food in our bellies, IRA/403B accounts, a Blu Ray copy of The Professional, so what else do we need? So instead of grabbing the next fistful of money and also to help me understand my son better I am gonna attempt to teach. I already have met a few of the teachers who asked the principal to meet with me. I do not have any teaching credentials but apparently a 4 year degree can get you started.
It will give me a lot of flexibility in the summer to travel, something I want to do. It will allow me to finish my day and be home at a reasonable time so I can pursue a PhD as funny as that will sound to some of you. I know, but life moves pretty fast and you are here for a flick so I figure after I turn 40 and start the back 9 I might as well give back what I can. I also have had 1 mentor diagnosed with what I believe to be terminal lung cancer and that is weighing on me, then another which I will go into great detail at a much later date, but she was someone who was spiritual influence on me as a kid and I thought much like Obi-won she must be dead by now…she is turning 80 this Friday but has the mind of an 35 year old. So a lot of cool stuff happening and I think there is a good chance I will not get the job, but I will be 1st rotation for the Fall 2014. The current teacher I would be replacing had a nervous breakdown and put her 2 week notice in. They might go with a substitute for a while anyways.
I should've started this thread years ago.
Tomorrow Morning 10AM
Interview at Dade County Charter(for obvious reasons name withheld)
8th grade math
9th grade social studies
I don't think folks know how much the BB thread from last year impacted me and I didn't want to take away from that with my own personal issues. I've been doing consulting work for a while in sales but it is unfulfilling. My wife and I have what we need, a house, each have a car, food in our bellies, IRA/403B accounts, a Blu Ray copy of The Professional, so what else do we need? So instead of grabbing the next fistful of money and also to help me understand my son better I am gonna attempt to teach. I already have met a few of the teachers who asked the principal to meet with me. I do not have any teaching credentials but apparently a 4 year degree can get you started.
It will give me a lot of flexibility in the summer to travel, something I want to do. It will allow me to finish my day and be home at a reasonable time so I can pursue a PhD as funny as that will sound to some of you. I know, but life moves pretty fast and you are here for a flick so I figure after I turn 40 and start the back 9 I might as well give back what I can. I also have had 1 mentor diagnosed with what I believe to be terminal lung cancer and that is weighing on me, then another which I will go into great detail at a much later date, but she was someone who was spiritual influence on me as a kid and I thought much like Obi-won she must be dead by now…she is turning 80 this Friday but has the mind of an 35 year old. So a lot of cool stuff happening and I think there is a good chance I will not get the job, but I will be 1st rotation for the Fall 2014. The current teacher I would be replacing had a nervous breakdown and put her 2 week notice in. They might go with a substitute for a while anyways.
I should've started this thread years ago.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
A PhD in what?
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
You're going to teach math?
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
MoP, shaping the minds of the criminally insane since '14
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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Are you really in Omaha?Recap:Link?It all started with KCitons
- All of us dumb guys that didn't know about the other forum where shown the light.
- The best of the best here didn't like that they were called out for being "mean girls" (it's ok to call people names, just do it on a different site)
- Once panties got too bunched, mods decided to remove thread.
Result:
- Dumb people are still dumb, mean people are still mean. (only now, the lines between the two are blurred)
- MOP started this thread.
So, same as it ever was.
Clifford
Footballguy
With your obvious short fuse is middle-school teaching an even remotely good idea? I mean just consider the kids for a second.Somebody tell Tanner to sit down because I got some BIG NEWS that is gonna flip some folks out.
Tomorrow Morning 10AM
Interview at Dade County Charter(for obvious reasons name withheld)
8th grade math
9th grade social studies
I don't think folks know how much the BB thread from last year impacted me and I didn't want to take away from that with my own personal issues. I've been doing consulting work for a while in sales but it is unfulfilling. My wife and I have what we need, a house, each have a car, food in our bellies, IRA/403B accounts, a Blu Ray copy of The Professional, so what else do we need? So instead of grabbing the next fistful of money and also to help me understand my son better I am gonna attempt to teach. I already have met a few of the teachers who asked the principal to meet with me. I do not have any teaching credentials but apparently a 4 year degree can get you started.
It will give me a lot of flexibility in the summer to travel, something I want to do. It will allow me to finish my day and be home at a reasonable time so I can pursue a PhD as funny as that will sound to some of you. I know, but life moves pretty fast and you are here for a flick so I figure after I turn 40 and start the back 9 I might as well give back what I can. I also have had 1 mentor diagnosed with what I believe to be terminal lung cancer and that is weighing on me, then another which I will go into great detail at a much later date, but she was someone who was spiritual influence on me as a kid and I thought much like Obi-won she must be dead by now…she is turning 80 this Friday but has the mind of an 35 year old. So a lot of cool stuff happening and I think there is a good chance I will not get the job, but I will be 1st rotation for the Fall 2014. The current teacher I would be replacing had a nervous breakdown and put her 2 week notice in. They might go with a substitute for a while anyways.
I should've started this thread years ago.
Good Posting Judge
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