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My Brother's Fiancee (1 Viewer)

General Malaise said:
This is crazy town.  Call your dad and your other brother and go rescue this guy A-Team style.  I'm not really even joking here, this is flipping lunacy.
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:goodposting: Call as many family members friends he respects as possible and confront him in person.  Wish I was kidding but damn it, I love Thorn.

 
I'm still saying you should one up this somehow. Make the deed out from him to her. See what happens. "Oh, I misunderstood."

 
So by pressuring you to get the deed done tomorrow, your future sister in law is not only using your brother, but using you as well.  Nice.

 
Thorn said:
 Anyway, today I get an email from his work account that starts off "Hey [my full first name]".
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The fact she has access to his work email and can send emails from his work account could be a terrible problem for him depending on what field he's in. For some employers its not just his problem, but could seriously expose the company as well.

 
cashman88 said:
Trying to be creative: 

Tell your brother that adding her to the deed is a violation of the due on sale clause and transfer restrictions of his mortgage.  So, if he really wants her to have an ownership interest in the property, in order to "avoid liability" he should instead transfer the property to a newly formed LLC that will hold title to the property.  Then, you can make bro and psycho-girl both members of the LLC, but when drafting the operating agreement, include a provision allowing him to buy her interests at very low price, and vest all power regarding the LLC in your bro - including the ability to sell the property and use the proceeds as he wishes.  Perhaps they are not sophisticated enough to catch onto the terms of the operating agreement.
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Whoa....who ARE you?  And do you have a newsletter?

 
MarvinTScamper said:
I always wonder why more people aren't murdered when I read the divorce horror stories.  You're taking all my money and preventing me from seeing my kids?  Why do I care?  

Brutal. 
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According to Louis C.K. Because it really sucks getting caught for murder.

 
I powerskimmed.  I assume people have suggested:

Having a woman text him nudes

Breaking into his house when they're not home and leaving an earring in their bedsheets

Throwing a worn thong into her laundry

Dabbing some lipstick on a shirt collar, preferably one he would wear to work

Putting some blow inside a frequently opened cabinet in the kitchen.

 
Outside chance getting him laid by someone hotter/more skilled will open his eyes a bit.  But if she's that crazy, you're probably looking at a pro.  Well beyond casual buttstuff.

 
Though if the last page is any indication, you might be able to split them up simply by leading her to believe he bought a bottle of Hillside Select.

 
Thorn said:
So my brother is engaged to a pretty nutty chick.  She is very jealous, reads his emails and texts, and accuses him of stuff all the time.  A couple of months ago my brother called me, my mom, and my dad one day, and with her in the background yelling, "admitted" to each of us that he had cheated on her and that the wedding was off.  The wedding is planned for summer of 2018, so I don't even know what that means, but whatever.

FWIW, the "cheating" was my brother receiving a topless pic, and going to get a happy hour drink with, a co-worker, 18 months ago.  This was before he was engaged or living with the fiancee, but after they had been going out for a while.  At any rate, nothing physical, and after the happy hour he sorta wised up and stopped communicating with the co-worker.  She discovered this by reading his old work emails.

My brother has been in full-blown "I can't lose her" mode since.  Anyway, today I get an email from his work account that starts off "Hey [my full first name]".  The email asks me to write up a deed to put fiancee on title to his condo (I'm a real estate lawyer).  It didn't read like his writing, and to confirm my suspicion, I flipped through the last 50 or so emails from him to me, and none have a salutation of any kind.  Plus he's never called me my full first name in his life.

I have no idea how to respond.  If I call her out I fear that it will be the beginning of a wedge bxt us, and the first step towards estrangement (isn't this how it starts?).  Any bright ideas?
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"You'll have to call me at the office. I'm swamped. Tell Janet at the front desk my 'even if I'm busy Code': it's 'no sleep til Brooklyn' this week.  Talk to you soon."

 
I see this has progressed. Yeah, you're f'd. You won't see the guy you knew as your brother again until this relationship is over. 

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Though if the last page is any indication, you might be able to split them up simply by leading her to believe he bought a bottle of Hillside Select.
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or that he drank his allocation of Screaming Eagle instead of flipping on the grey market. 

 
I can't believe you're going to draw this up for him. No offense. 

I don't think you told us how old they are and it's kind of odd. I'm guessing he's 32 and she's 26. 

 
Those of you suggesting he gets brother laid or a hooker...being P-whipped isn't really about the P or at least the quality of the P.

 
Bob Sacamano said:
I powerskimmed.  I assume people have suggested:

Having a woman text him nudes

Breaking into his house when they're not home and leaving an earring in their bedsheets

Throwing a worn thong into her laundry

Dabbing some lipstick on a shirt collar, preferably one he would wear to work

Putting some blow inside a frequently opened cabinet in the kitchen.
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Yes, and these are great ideas. I will PM my, er uh, his phone number and address to anyone willing to carry this out.

 
I couldn't enable a sibling to make this type of mistake. His fiancée is manipulative. She is already making sure she has partial control of a big asset of his no matter what happens to them in the future. People like her can be dangerous. I hope he is emotionally strong enough to weather the storm that lies ahead of him.

 
drfeelgood said:
I couldn't enable a sibling to make this type of mistake. His fiancée is manipulative. She is already making sure she has partial control of a big asset of his no matter what happens to them in the future. People like her can be dangerous. I hope he is emotionally strong enough to weather the storm that lies ahead of him.
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I know your being rhetorical with your last sentence.  The brother is textbook codependent.  There's no way in he'll he's emotionally strong enough to weather the storm ahead.

 
Sucks.  I'd throw myself in front of the bus to at least try and stop my brother/sister from making a life wrecking decision.  But approaching 40, it's their life to f up.  

 
Thorn said:
38 and 36. None taken.
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Oh.  Never mind then.  If he hasn't figured all this stuff out by now there is nothing you can do.  Just write him off for a decade (or two, depending on his staying power).

My condolences.  Don't facilitate.  You've already been diffident enough regarding the title work that she'll have him incommunicado with you inside of 6 months.  Just after the wedding, tops.

 
i have a new plan have you ever seen american treasure the movie with old nick cage well it is about a guy who finds treasures in america so lets put treasures around and have a map to find them it will be fun and take our mind off thorns bro take that to the bank bromigos  

 
Something that does not make sense for me.  If the castrating whore is into control why ask you to do the legal work? for a relatively small amount she could have had this done by any lawyer and kept the information, and thus the opportunity for intervention, away from his family.  Seems a risky move on her part.  I'm not getting the cost benefit analysis, unless she thought she could accomplish both the transfer and driving a wedge between you two all at the same time.  the latter still strikes me as too risky a play. 

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
Something that does not make sense for me.  If the castrating whore is into control why ask you to do the legal work? for a relatively small amount she could have had this done by any lawyer and kept the information, and thus the opportunity for intervention, away from his family.  Seems a risky move on her part.  I'm not getting the cost benefit analysis, unless she thought she could accomplish both the transfer and driving a wedge between you two all at the same time.  the latter still strikes me as too risky a play. 
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She may not be very bright. 

 
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