Neighbor cut down our tree (2 Viewers)

[JaxBill]

I believe you are supposed to have sex with his house or burn down his wife or something. 

Start hiding shrubbery.

 

[skol asylum]

I believe you are supposed to have sex with his house or burn down his wife or something. 

Lucian: “We've fallen into terrible times since you left, my brother. Evil men rule the country. All our people are either dead or in jail. These evil men they rape the fields and pillage the women !”

 

[acarey50]

Start hiding shrubbery.

ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?

HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly,... but there is one small problem.

ARTHUR: What is that?

HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.

KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Shh!

HEAD KNIGHT: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv'.

RANDOM: Ni!

HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.

ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- knights who till recently said 'ni'?

HEAD KNIGHT: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!

[dramatic chord]

ARTHUR: Not another shrubbery!

RANDOM: Ni!

HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

KNIGHTS OF NI: A path! A path! A path! Ni! Shh! Knights of Ni! Ni! Ni! Shh! Shh!...

HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!

 

[gianmarco]

I guess it could have been worse.

 

[Osaurus]

I guess it could have been worse.

Did he rake too?

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Did he rake too?

I might forgive them if they cleaned it all up. Cutting the tree down is the easy part. 

 

[Zasada]

@gianmarco's neighbour got off easy...

Authorities say NJ homeowner cut down 32 of neighbor's trees. The cost could be huge.

The homeowner's property was already billed as an ideal location to “watch sunrise light up [the] New York City skyline like gold.”

gothamist.com