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Nominate Your Worst Beer Here (1 Viewer)

red beers are common drinks for early morning people with hangovers.

canadians started using clamato instead of tomato in bloody marys and called them 'caesars'.

then trend translated into red beers which require a beer with little flavor, i.e. bud lite.

i drink them and add tobasco, worsh, celery salt and lime, which in mexico is called a 'chillada'.

i had two last night. :cool:

the busweiser version sold over the counter is nasty and has a perfumy aftertaste.
Bud and clamato is great. Because you can convince dumb people that all the tomato juice will settle to the bottom and that they have to shake it vigorously before opening. Not telling the story, though.

 
My final top 3 list:

Honey Brown

Summer Shandy

Bud/Clamato
Oh come on with the shandy. No way you'd choose some camo ice type swill over it. Just no way.
A real shandy can be good. Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy sucks balls. It tastes like someone opened a cheap beer and sprayed in lemon Pledge.
Leinenkugel's Vanilla Porter is pretty good.
True - wife loves it and I tend to steal her beers often. Was surprised the first time I tried it.

 
red beers are common drinks for early morning people with hangovers.

canadians started using clamato instead of tomato in bloody marys and called them 'caesars'.

then trend translated into red beers which require a beer with little flavor, i.e. bud lite.

i drink them and add tobasco, worsh, celery salt and lime, which in mexico is called a 'chillada'.

i had two last night. :cool:

the busweiser version sold over the counter is nasty and has a perfumy aftertaste.
Bud and clamato is great. Because you can convince dumb people that all the tomato juice will settle to the bottom and that they have to shake it vigorously before opening. Not telling the story, though.
:lmao: :lmao:

Noted.

 
My final top 3 list:

Honey Brown

Summer Shandy

Bud/Clamato
Oh come on with the shandy. No way you'd

choose some camo ice type swill over it. Just no way.
A real shandy can be good. Leinenkugel'sSummer Shandy sucks balls. It tastes like someone opened a cheap beer and sprayed in lemon Pledge.
I'm not arguing that it's good. I'm arguing that there are much worse beers out there.
Maybe, maybe not. Of my memory, the only non-IPA that I would say is definitely worse is Abita Purple Haze. It sure as hell deserves to be in the conversation longer than the Coors, Budweiser, Millers of the world.
Again, I'm not arguing this at all. I don't like the basic domestics, but I totally agree there are way worse beers out there.

Ice beers should pretty much dominate this poll.

 
red beers are common drinks for early morning people with hangovers.

canadians started using clamato instead of tomato in bloody marys and called them 'caesars'.

then trend translated into red beers which require a beer with little flavor, i.e. bud lite.

i drink them and add tobasco, worsh, celery salt and lime, which in mexico is called a 'chillada'.

i had two last night. :cool:

the busweiser version sold over the counter is nasty and has a perfumy aftertaste.
Bud and clamato is great. Because you can convince dumb people that all the tomato juice will settle to the bottom and that they have to shake it vigorously before opening. Not telling the story, though.
:lmao: :lmao:

Noted.
IT'S YOUR FAULT !!! :lol:

 
Ice beers should pretty much dominate this poll.
I don't disagree, but it seems there's an exception to every rule when it comes to beer. A proper eisbock is a rare treat for fans of high abv beer, although a bit hard to find in the US. Two great ones from Wisconsin: Eisphyre from Capital (iced version of their Autumnal Fire) and the Eisbock from New Glarus. Sadly, I don't expect to see either of these again, and have just one bottle of the Eisphyre left.

 
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Just the use of taste adjectives like pink peppercorn, wine-esque, purple sweet tarts, wildflowers, aromas of darkness, peach, and cedar for any of those beers is comical.

Quite the palate for a wine expert. Lol

 

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