Non-sexual "things that make you feel good" draft (1 Viewer)

[Tiger Fan]

3.09 = Passing Gas

My bad, I didn't see the "non-sexual" ... I'll go with Nintendo.

 

[Dentist]

3.10 - winning powerball

 

[BroadwayG]

Free Beer

 

[PsychoMan]

Hot Wings

 

[PsychoMan]

3.11 - Fruit Loops

 

[SoFresh&SoClean]

What does sod have anything to do with this? I don't find sod amusing at all.

 

[Mrs DaVinci]

reflexology

YES!!! I love my Thursdays. I have a standing appt every Thursday where I will get a facial or color/cut or hot rock massage...you know whatever.

 

[urbanhack]

reflexology

YES!!! I love my Thursdays. I have a standing appt every Thursday where I will get a facial or color/cut or hot rock massage...you know whatever.

oh yes I do!

 

[pats3in4]

Waking up at 7am, realizing that your infant daughter slept through the night.

 

[RenegadeGM]

3.12 The Office

 

[Restricted]

4.1 Getting to say "I told you so." to a know-it-all.

 

[Tiger Fan]

4.02 waking up after a long night of drinking and finding that white styrofoam "to go box" that you forgot about from the night before

 

[Spike]

That first ice cold beer on a hot summer's day. It just feels like it seeps into your pores.

 

[Kumerica]

A nice cigarette after a huge meal (Thanksgiving), or to accompany a nice cup of coffee, or anytime you want one, really . . .

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

1.01 Scratching an itch

What a trip. Came in here to post THIS.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

1.01 Scratching an itch

What a trip. Came in here to post THIS.

I kilt it.

 

[Gopher State]

Leaving a Harley in dust with my Honda that cost 5000.00 less

 

[Stupid Bliss]

reflexology

I have a standing appt every Thursday where I will get a facial

 

[Night Hawks]

Flying in a bi-plane with aerial acrobats and doing a few loops and twists.

 

[Early_10]

4.06 bowling a turkey

 

[ElliotDiamond]

running scalding hot water over mosquito bites. pretty much a total body orgasm.

am i weird? or am i right?

 

[Mrs DaVinci]

reflexology

I have a standing appt every Thursday where I will get a facial

You too?

 

[ready5]

The floaty, relaxed feeling you get after taking a monster dump.

Taking a big dump.

SOD

you guys need to talk to this guy:http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...howtopic=372367

ETA: wow... that thread got axed?

 

[Sand]

Riding a fast horse at a full gallop.

 

[John Black]

Taking a big poop

 

[Early_10]

Riding a fast horse at a full gallop.

I thought that only worked for women.

 

[prosopis]

Hearing the words "I love you mommy"Watching my kids sleep.Watching my kids play nice with each other.Driving on a beautiful day when a song that reminds you of good times comes on the radio.PaydayHot bubble bath and a glass of winePaying off something you have been paying on for a long time.Christmas morning.Silencesunset or sunriseI could go on....

girls :( You only get to draft one at a time.

 

[prosopis]

A nice Cigar

 

[joffer]

A nice cigarette

:badposting:

 

[Cunk]

Buttocks on radiator.

Bacon in mouth.

Face on pillow.

Hitting a monkey square in the groin with a picture of Tom Bosley.

 

[Gadabout]

Getting a seat on the subway during rush hour.

 

[Cunk]

reflexology

I have a standing appt every Thursday where I will get a facial

 

[GSCGal]

1.09 The first cool night in the fall - Time to go hiking.The first smell of Fall in the air - Football season.

1.10 Being really sleepy and finally getting to crawling into your bed with fresh sheets.

fixed

 

[Sand]

Riding a fast horse at a full gallop.

I thought that only worked for women.

At a full gallop it works for everyone.

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

When you have the stomach flu and can't hold a fart in any longer, but it comes out dry not wet. Now that is a good feeling.

 

[Night Hawks]

Riding a fast horse at a full gallop.

I thought that only worked for women.

 

[2Young2BBald]

Next two on my cheatsheet would be:

XM Radio

Coaching kids sports

Would go with coaching kids sports.

Nothing better than throwing batting practice to a bunch of kids who are just having fun and have no idea what a steroid is.

 

[Christo]

Leaving a Harley in dust with my Honda that cost 5000.00 less

Okay junior.

 

[Stoneys]

Drinking a cup of coffee on a crisp cold pre-dawn morning with newly fallen snow in the mountains

 

[Tiger Fan]

Having nobody sit next to you on a plane

or

edited b/c i'm not gayyy

 

[Christo]

Having nobody sit next to you on a planeorHaving a hot girl sit next to you on a plane

It's a shame you don't find the second one sexual

 

[PsychoMan]

eating a donut

 

[perry147]

Drinking a cup of coffee on a crisp cold pre-dawn morning with newly fallen snow in the mountains

The sound in the mountains when hiking when it is all silent and you can't hear/see/smell anything man made around you.

 

[bdphifer]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this...

Standing on a tee, and striking a crisp, long (Dare I say...Straight?) shot.

This is raised a couple notches if it is the 18th hole, and either you need a par or better to meet your goal for the round, or you have had a less than spectacular day, and this keeps you from hanging up the clubs.

 

[trogg78]

bourbon, weed, and humphrey bogart movies.

 

[Greco]

Cohiba.

ETA: Did not pay attention to non-sexual. (see Clinton, Bill)

 

[Finless]

When a hot hairdresser brushes her stuff on my elbows.

 

[The_Man]

First tracks

 

[The_Man]

Getting the last-minute garbage-time TD for a backdoor cover. In a game that MarshallPlan had the other side.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A-Stick von Butter, eingewickelt in Speck, gebratene tief in Pfannkuchen Teig.