Non-sexual "things that make you feel good" draft (1 Viewer)

[e-mom]

A-Stick von Butter, eingewickelt in Speck, gebratene tief in Pfannkuchen Teig.

A-stick by butter, in-wound in bacon, roasted deeply in pancakes paste.

 

[Koya]

Seriously, the feeling after the Giants SB win was better than most sex. (Then again, even I get laid more than the Giants win Super Bowls, so that has to figure in I suppose).

 

[Tiger Fan]

Having nobody sit next to you on a planeorHaving a hot girl sit next to you on a plane

It's a shame you don't find the second one sexual

 

[Tiger Fan]

Getting the last-minute garbage-time TD for a backdoor cover. In a game that MarshallPlan had the other side.

 

[Shutterbug]

When a guy goes out of his way to open the door for me. I think it is wonderful that there are still gentlemen out there. A guy literally sped up his pace to get to a door before me so he could open it for me.

 

[brown eyed girl]

A delicious meal and a good red wine.

There are a thousand more.

 

[JuniorNB]

When the idiot-guy doing 95 mph passes you on the right, only to have to hit the breaks when he catches up to the other slow people in front of him, yet he can't get in the left lane in time to prevent you from re-passing him and having him be behind you all over again.

 

[encaitar]

Putting on a new pair of socks

/championship

honestly can't believe it wasn't taken yet.

 

[3C's]

compliments

 

[3C's]

and now for the weird one

my dog licking my feet

 

[RenegadeGM]

and now for the weird onemy dog licking my feet

non-sexual down?

 

[3C's]

and now for the weird onemy dog licking my feet

non-sexual down?

It doesn't turn sexual until she starts on the legs.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hearing a new song from an artist you've never heard of before and immediately loving it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

2.05 Neuticles

 

[awesomeness]

4.3 Free Food/open bar

 

[Tiger Fan]

2.03 - Ear-gasms.

Steal of the draft.

Thought about this thread today when I found the perfect "inner ear scratcher" at the office: the coffee stirrers.....they're the ideal size....i keep a few of them in my pocket throughout the day for a nice ear scratch when i'm on a phone call or something.

 

[Tiger Fan]

2.03 - Ear-gasms.

Steal of the draft.

Thought about this thread today when I found the perfect "inner ear scratcher" at the office: the coffee stirrers.....they're the ideal size....i keep a few of them in my pocket throughout the day for a nice ear scratch when i'm on a phone call or something.

Replaced coffee stirrers with "unwound paper clips"

 

[The_Man]

Good update

 

[Apes with Guns]

1.01 Scratching an itch

not puppies?

 

[pollardsvision]

3.02 Watching your favorite team win a Super Bowl

Doesn't fit this year. Some say it's about power, not sex, but that was sexual.

 

[ffldrew]

Dancing in a Second Line

 

[Mr. Ected]

When the idiot-guy doing 95 mph passes you on the right, only to have to hit the breaks when he catches up to the other slow people in front of him, yet he can't get in the left lane in time to prevent you from re-passing him and having him be behind you all over again.

How bout driving for a couple miles and seeing that same guy on the side of the road with a cop walking up to him.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

When a guy goes out of his way to open the door for me. I think it is wonderful that there are still gentlemen out there.

You know we just do this so we can look at your butt as you walk ahead of us.