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[RokNRole]

How do you keep a lunatic in suspense? 

I am in suspense waiting for you to admit you were born without cajones

 

[belljr]

How do you keep a lunatic in suspense? 

Wave to them?

No wait, that's how you get them out of a tree

 

[msudaisy26]

I am in suspense waiting for you to admit you were born without cajones

Technically all men are, don't they drop later?

 

[RokNRole]

Technically all men are, don't they drop later?

Not in Canada

 

[KCitons]

All aboard. 

 

[Kafka]

More lies. Each and every time you've started it and you know that

NannaNannaBooBoo! ....

 

[RokNRole]

All aboard. 

That's what he will look like if he puts on his big boy pants and accepts.

Rock his body with big nasty hooks. He'll be pissing blood out of his ###.

 

[The General]

Lots of pent up sexual tension between you guys.

 

[Kafka]

Wave to them?

No wait, that's how you get them out of a tree

No, you're thinking of a one-armed Polak...

 

[cockroach]

I'll fight Eminence on the undercard.

Not because I dislike him or anything,  I'm just pretty sure I can take him pretty easily.  

 

[RokNRole]

I'll fight Eminence on the undercard.

Not because I dislike him or anything,  I'm just pretty sure I can take him pretty easily.  

And after you win he can help you invest the purse

 

[KCitons]

That's what he will look like if he puts on his big boy pants and accepts.

Rock his body with big nasty hooks. He'll be pissing blood out of his ###.

If it comes out of his ### it's ####ting. Not pissing. But I'm no doctor.

 

[RokNRole]

If it comes out of his ### it's ####ting. Not pissing. But I'm no doctor.

Not my problem at that point

 

[KCitons]

Not my problem at that point

It will be if the blood gets in your clothes. Have you thought this all the way through?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I remember a girl I once knew.  Back before waxing she use to shave it.  One time she got an ingrown hair from that.  It put her in a foul mood, one where she would lash out with juvenile insults.

 

[RokNRole]

I remember a girl I once knew.  Back before waxing she use to shave it.  One time she got an ingrown hair from that.  It put her in a foul mood, one where she would lash out with juvenile insults.

You want some too?

 

[msudaisy26]

Doesn't Xbox have something online and you guys can all log in and blow each other up or punch each other online until you feel better?

 

[RokNRole]

Doesn't Xbox have something online and you guys can all log in and blow each other up or punch each other online until you feel better?

That's coming next gen

 

[MikeIke]

I remember a girl I once knew.  Back before waxing she use to shave it.  One time she got an ingrown hair from that.  It put her in a foul mood, one where she would lash out with juvenile insults.

Ingrown hairs in the pubic area are no laughing matter. 

 

[Beef Ravioli]

Will there be a PPV option?

 

[RokNRole]

Will there be a PPV option?

That's up to the sponsors

 

[KCitons]

Can we get a tale of the tape?  Height, weight, reach. A/S/L?  Maybe each fighters signature move?

Edit: Fixed for MSUDaisy

 

[msudaisy26]

Can we get a tail of the tape?  Height, weight, reach. A/S/L?  Maybe each fighters signature move?

The fighters have tails?

 

[KCitons]

The fighters have tails?

Maybe. I don't judge. 

 

[swirvenirvin]

This thread needs to go away. Challenging somebody to physical altercation over differences on an internet message board?  Seriously Rok--take this thread down as it's not a good look for you or anybody else.  If not--can any staff member- @Aaron Rudnicki consider taking this down?   

 

[xulf]

What weight are you fighting at?  RnR is likely much fatter/heavier...not sure if that's fair.

 

[Beef Ravioli]

What weight are you fighting at?  RnR is likely much fatter/heavier...not sure if that's fair.

From another thread he claims to be built like a strong safety - 6' 220lbs

 

[xulf]

From another thread he claims to be built like a strong safety - 6' 220lbs

Yes, well in the overweight stage according to bmi.

 

[Buzzbait]

We are still awaiting your response. This is a serious challenge. I'm calling you out.

You're in your early 30s and ask people on how to get fired from a job, advice on buying a suit suit for the next job & settle differences with challenging others to physical confrontation. 

 

[RokNRole]

Yes, well in the overweight stage according to bmi.

Muscle weighs more than fat. BMI is as accurate as phrenology

 

[RokNRole]

What weight are you fighting at?  RnR is likely much fatter/heavier...not sure if that's fair.

I'll drop weight for the fight if neccessary

 

[RokNRole]

You're in your early 30s and ask people on how to get fired from a job, advice on buying a suit suit for the next job & settle differences with challenging others to physical confrontation. 

It's a gentlemanly sporting event not a street fight

 

[KCitons]

Doesn't duel protocol require a slap to face with a glove?

 

[RokNRole]

Doesn't duel protocol require a slap to face with a glove?

We aren't using swords or arquebuses so I don't think slapping is required

 

[Buzzbait]

It's a gentlemanly sporting event not a street fight

You do know other options are to ignore him or respond with "we'll just agree to disagree." Normal people on over 30 don't challenge others to physical confrontations (gentlemanly or otherwise). 

 

[Kafka]

The fighters have tails?

All the better to tuck & run...

 

[RokNRole]

You do know other options are to ignore him or respond with "we'll just agree to disagree." Normal people on over 30 don't challenge others to physical confrontations (gentlemanly or otherwise). 

Professional fighters do

 

[xulf]

Muscle weighs more than fat. BMI is as accurate as phrenology

Thanks for the factoid..or in your case fatoid.  Show us some @Woz style shirtless pics and then you can claim muscle.

ETA- and @fantasycurse42 topless selfies and @AAABatteries (can't forget the homies who share themselves with the world)

 

[DropKick]

Film yourself doing some heavy bag work for 60 seconds.   Then we can determine if this is shtick or not. 

I once last almost 45 seconds (damn premature E..) with a 200+ pound Betty I met after a raucous night/day/night of Whiskey drinking.  If that doesn't qualify as"heavy bag work", i don't know what does..

 

[msudaisy26]

Maybe. I don't judge. 

Lol, just trying to lighten it up. Plus if both fighters have tails it will change the way I bet this fight. 

 

[RokNRole]

Thanks for the factoid..or in your case fatoid.  Show us some @Woz style shirtless pics and then you can claim muscle.

ETA- and @fantasycurse42 topless selfies and @AAABatteries (can't forget the homies who share themselves with the world)

http://imgur.com/a/wxc8b

 

[RokNRole]

@Koya can vouch I'm not overweight

 

[KCitons]

http://imgur.com/a/wxc8b

bad link

 

[msudaisy26]

@Koya can vouch I'm not overweight

He had some drinks though. The guy in that link doesn't weigh 170. 

 

[xulf]

@Koya can vouch I'm not overweight

Stats are stats, bro.

 

[RokNRole]

He had some drinks though. The guy in that link doesn't weigh 170. 

My dong isn't in that pic

 

[RokNRole]

bad link

Working for others

 

[KCitons]

Working for others

Probably for the best

 

[RokNRole]

Don't just like the post @Koya chime in here

 

[DropKick]

Sign me up to take on the winner... probably going to bite off someone's ear in this one...