Northern Exposure is a wonderful family man, outstanding person and a damn fine American ( even though he's Canadian) and I respect him (1 Viewer)

[northern exposure]

Want to take his place? Are you built like a man?

That wasn't you in the pic you posted. That was from your gay porn collection. 

 

[RokNRole]

I'll take his place. But let's compete in things that matter, like relationships with significant others. Or since it's Fathers day, how about the ability to raise kids. 

I don't have children

 

[rascal]

Or a checkers tournament.

 

[rascal]

I don't have children

You lose.

 

[RokNRole]

That wasn't you in the pic you posted. That was from your gay porn collection. 

It wasn't me. Not sure if it was gay porn. I got it from google

 

[Dedfin]

This is ####### stupid.

 

[KCitons]

I don't have children

I'm not 30. (or physically fit)

See how ridiculous my challenge is?

 

[RokNRole]

I'm not 30. (or physically fit)

See how ridiculous my challenge is?

In this particular yes but he can pick any competition he wants.

 

[RokNRole]

This is ####### stupid.

Then why are you reading it?

 

[KCitons]

In this particular yes but he can pick any competition he wants.

Why wouldn't he pick one that he knows he has an advantage in?  This is just silly. 

Go watch War Games. - 'The only winning move is not to play'

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

I WILL TAKE UP THE CHALLENGE.

YOU AND ME, RnR. Mano y Mano. 

Name a 7-11 in the greater Las Vegas area and I'm your huckleberry.

 

[KCitons]

Then why are you reading it?

The same reason people look at car wrecks. 

 

[RokNRole]

Why wouldn't he pick one that he knows he has an advantage in?  This is just silly. 

Go watch War Games. - 'The only winning move is not to play'

How would he know he has an advantage unless the competition is who can put on pantyhose faster?

 

[bagger]

If he will man up and wants the FFA to determine the events I'm fine with that.

When people said that everyone didn't hate you here, they were wrong.

 

[RokNRole]

I WILL TAKE UP THE CHALLENGE.

YOU AND ME, RnR. Mano y Mano. 

Name a 7-11 in the greater Las Vegas area and I'm your huckleberry.

Can't make it to Vegas unfortunately

 

[dickey moe]

I think I own a $200 suit.

 

[KCitons]

Just create a poll. And let the FFA pick the winner. 

 

[KCitons]

I think I own a $200 suit.

Hobo Fighting Championship Live From the Rail Yard. 

 

[RokNRole]

Just create a poll. And let the FFA pick the winner. 

That's not a competition and with all the aliases there would be massive voter fraud.

 

[RokNRole]

I think I own a $200 suit.

Mine was $202. You lose.

 

[KCitons]

That's not a competition and with all the aliases there would be massive voter fraud.

Your aliases?

 

[RokNRole]

Your aliases?

I've never had any of my accounts simultaneously

 

[dickey moe]

I WILL TAKE UP THE CHALLENGE.

YOU AND ME, RnR. Mano y Mano. 

Name a 7-11 in the greater Las Vegas area and I'm your huckleberry.

He don't push.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Can't make it to Vegas unfortunately

More like "won't". I would beat you like a rented mule.  

 

[RokNRole]

More like "won't". I would beat you like a rented mule.  

Well I can't any time soon.

I never knew we had beef. What's the motivation for either of us?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

More like "won't". I would beat you like a rented mule.  

This is why I stopped renting out my mule.

 

[northern exposure]

This is why I stopped renting out my mule.

Euphemism?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Euphemism?

In this case, no. 

 

[MikeIke]

@northern exposure we also need your height and weight to see if we are in the same weight class so we know which of us needs to gain or cut weight

Wait a minute, you call somebody out and then you worry he might be bigger than you? Sit down and shut up, Napoleon. 

I'm 6'8" 225#, you gonna call me out next and tell me I need to drop weight to 155?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Well I can't any time soon.

I never knew we had beef. What's the motivation for either of us?

Trial by combat. Consider me the Bron to NE's Tyrion.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

We don't rent pigs, and I figure its best to say it out front.  Any man that would rent a pig is .... is hard to stop.

-Gus McCrea

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

He don't push.

Two word, bub.

Tito Tang

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Wait a minute, you call somebody out and then you worry he might be bigger than you? Sit down and shut up, Napoleon. 

I'm 6'8" 225#, you gonna call me out next and tell me I need to drop weight to 155?

James Comey?

 

[MikeIke]

James Comey?

I will neither confirm nor deny that I am James Comey. 

 

[RokNRole]

Wait a minute, you call somebody out and then you worry he might be bigger than you? Sit down and shut up, Napoleon. 

I'm 6'8" 225#, you gonna call me out next and tell me I need to drop weight to 155?

I thought it more likely I was larger than him. My intention is not to permanently injure him so I suggested a sanctioned event with the rules of the discipline. If the weight discrepancy wasn't too large I would have dropped weight.

You and I would be in the same weight class and it wouldn't make a mockery of the sport.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

He don't push.

Me = bird

RnR = Dickey Moe's favorite rodent

https://i.imgur.com/AQsNxZE.gifv

 

[ProstheticRGK]

My dong isn't in that pic

No, but your plastic shower dildo is. This thread is more homoerotic than the beach volleyball scene in Top Gun. Now say, "you can cover my tail, anytime, NE., and bro hug shirtless."

 

[RokNRole]

No, but your plastic shower dildo is. This thread is more homoerotic than the beach volleyball scene in Top Gun. Now say, "you can cover my tail, anytime, NE., and bro hug shirtless."

Lol that pic isn't me

https://www.google.com/search?q=ripped+abs&safe=off&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiFwLG8ucbUAhXKLyYKHfl_DRwQ_AUICSgB&biw=375&bih=559#safe=off&hl=en-us&tbm=isch&q=ripped+abdomen+selfie

7th row down.

cant really confirm if that's a dildo in the pic but I'll take your word for it

 

[Galileo]

This thread reminds me of THIS

 

[RokNRole]

This thread reminds me of THIS

I thought we had more of a Batman vs The Joker thing going. Not hero and sidekick.

And since he's wimping out it's now more like Batman vs The Ventriloquist. The internet is the Scarface puppet he uses for courage.

 

[Drunken Poster]

Lol that pic isn't me

You are so not gay at all. I bet you hated searching for that pic.

 

[RokNRole]

You are so not gay at all. I bet you hated searching for that pic.

It wasn't easy

 

[northern exposure]

I thought we had more of a Batman vs The Joker thing going.

And since he's wimping out it's now more like Batman vs The Ventriloquist

Enjoy your time in here, because I know it is all you have to look foward to. 

Tomorrow is Fathers Day. So, I will be spending the whole day with my lovely wife and two sons I am proud to have call me Dad!

For you, tomorrow is Sunday. Nothing else, just Sunday. Enjoy your Sunday!

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Lol that pic isn't me

https://www.google.com/search?q=ripped+abs&safe=off&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiFwLG8ucbUAhXKLyYKHfl_DRwQ_AUICSgB&biw=375&bih=559#safe=off&hl=en-us&tbm=isch&q=ripped+abdomen+selfie

7th row down.

cant really confirm if that's a dildo in the pic but I'll take your word for it

7th row down? Man, you spent a lot of time perusing ripped ab selfies to find just the right aesthetic. I admire your commitment to the bit. That must have been a really "draining" effort, Amirite? And don't try to imply you can't identify a dildo- I've seen your cartoons. That kind of painstaking, slavish devotion to detail is emblematic of a true passion project. Don't sell yourself short.

 

[RokNRole]

Enjoy your time in here, because I know it is all you have to look foward to. 

Tomorrow is Fathers Day. So, I will be spending the whole day with my lovely wife and two sons I am proud to have call me Dad!

For you, tomorrow is Sunday. Nothing else, just Sunday. Enjoy your Sunday!

Do they know their dad is a pantywaist?

 

[RokNRole]

7th row down? Man, you spent a lot of time perusing ripped ab selfies to find just the right aesthetic. I admire your commitment to the bit. That must have been a really "draining" effort, Amirite? And don't try to imply you can't identify a dildo- I've seen your cartoons. That kind of painstaking, slavish devotion to detail is emblematic of a true passion project. Don't sell yourself short.

The others have faces and people here know what I look like. I had to make it believable.

I don't draw dildos buddy. I draw real dongs.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

The others have faces and people here know what I look like. I had to make it believable.

I don't draw dildos buddy. I draw real dongs.

I'm not your buddy, chief.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

NAME A PLACE, TOOTS

 

[RokNRole]

Who is toots?

 

[northern exposure]

Do they know their dad is a pantywaist?

Nah they are proud of their Dad! They can identify a raving lunatic though, so they would have you dead to rights.