***Official 2014 GMTAN Draft Thread*** (3 Viewers)

[Josie Maran]

This was just the warmup draft anyway, right?

 

[Tecumseh]

We had a draft get cancelled after 8 rounds tonight because some wuss decided he didn't like being randomly selected for the 12 spot.

 

[Frostillicus]

We had a draft get cancelled after 8 rounds tonight because some wuss decided he didn't like being randomly selected for the 12 spot.

Should have gone with team QB.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cDWgs2cnga0

 

[BobbyLayne]

Hey are we up? Shockingly I'm up (vacation).

Backup kicker run going on here? We'll keep it going.

TIMEOUT! TIMEOUT! TIMEOUT!

Freese the kicker

 

[General Malaise]

We had a draft get cancelled after 8 rounds tonight because some wuss decided he didn't like being randomly selected for the 12 spot.

Jesus. Is he a girl?

 

[-fish-]

We had a draft get cancelled after 8 rounds tonight because some wuss decided he didn't like being randomly selected for the 12 spot.

Jesus. Is he a girl?

is she cute?

 

[Ignoramus]

Jesus. Is he a girl?

Hay-seuss is a boys name.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

S. Suisham, K, Pitt

 

[Annyong]

Yimmy Clausen, Future Josh McCown Chicago Bears Backup QB

Stevie Johnson

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Matt "Drinky Time" Prater, K, Den

 

[Disco Stu]

Matt "Drinky Time" Prater, K, Den

He got picked before the suspension.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Dammit

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Dan "Karen" Carpenter, K, Buf

 

[BobbyLayne]

We uppity?

 

[Disco Stu]

We uppity?

Yes

 

[BobbyLayne]

Flop texted me a bunch of names yesterday, none of which look even vaguely familiar. He had one good idea but it turned out it wasn't.

We'll take Jimmy Galápagos Islands.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Average Picks per Day Required to Complete Prior to the Start of the 2014 NFL Regular Season:

6.60

Average Picks per Day Required to Complete Prior to the Start of the Labor Day Weekend

17.70

 

[Ignoramus]

21.04 GM/Kev

21.05 Fish/strykerpks

21.06 DaRaiders/Cosjobs

21.07 Shuke/UH

21.08 TF/FDAS

21.09 SLB/Tecumseh

21.10 Abe/Ignoramus

21.11 Guster/Zooks

ATTN Guster/Zooks! You are a scant eight picks away... please begin any necessary prep work.

 

[El Floppo]

Flop texted me a bunch of names yesterday, none of which look even vaguely familiar. He had one good idea but it turned out it wasn't.

We'll take Jimmy Galápagos Islands.

You just summed up my life.

 

[kevzilla]

Washington Firewater-Drinkers DST

 

[El Floppo]

Washington Firewater-Drinkers DST

that

 

[strykerpks]

It's a run on Redskins!!1!

Kirk Cousins, Eventual starting QB, Washington Feathers not Dots.

 

[cosjobs]

cos/d'ra - Oakland Defense

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Shuke Team;

Minnesota Vikings DST

 

[El Floppo]

Flop texted me a bunch of names yesterday, none of which look even vaguely familiar. He had one good idea but it turned out it wasn't.

We'll take Jimmy Galápagos Islands.

wait a sec, dammit...

you told me we were taking Janeane Garafolo. WTF?!

 

[Ignoramus]

Via text TF takes Pollock Kicker, FAT

 

[Guster]

Via text TF takes Pollock Kicker, FAT

Trying to be good and ready when it's time for me/Zooks to pick... is this pick really/no spotlighting

Spoiler

Randy Bullock?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Janikowski

 

[Tecumseh]

Graham cracker Gano

 

[Ignoramus]

Via text TF takes Pollock Kicker, FAT

Trying to be good and ready when it's time for me/Zooks to pick... is this pick really/no spotlighting

Spoiler

Randy Bullock?

Sorry, I forgot about that other fat kicker. Janikowski is their pick.

We'll take Jace "When Geno hits you on the fly, that's" Amaro, TE NYJ

 

[cosjobs]

Via text TF takes Pollock Kicker, FAT

Trying to be good and ready when it's time for me/Zooks to pick... is this pick really/no spotlighting

Spoiler

Randy Bullock?

Spoiler

Sorry, I forgot about that other fat kicker. Janikowski is their pick.We'll take Jace "When Geno hits you on the fly, that's" Amaro, TE NYJ

Lets go with real names. THis thing is already hard enough to track after 300 picks

 

[Guster]

With the 11th pick in the 21st round, Stinky Fingers select... Caleb Sturgis, K, MIA

 

[Guster]

Coming up we have...

21.12 Homer/Frosty

21.13 Uni/Stu

21.14 Thorn/Rude

22.01 Thorn/Rude

22.02 Uni/Stu

22.03 Homer/Frosty

22.04 Guster/Zooks

 

[Frostillicus]

k Randy Bullock, HOU

 

[Ignoramus]

Via text TF takes Pollock Kicker, FAT

Trying to be good and ready when it's time for me/Zooks to pick... is this pick really/no spotlighting

Spoiler

Randy Bullock?

Spoiler

Sorry, I forgot about that other fat kicker. Janikowski is their pick.We'll take Jace "When Geno hits you on the fly, that's" Amaro, TE NYJ

Lets go with real names. THis thing is already hard enough to track after 300 picksJust take out the stuff within in the quotes. That's not really his nickname.... yet.

 

[Disco Stu]

Allen "The Hitman" Hurns, WR, Jaguars

 

[Ignoramus]

THis thing is already hard enough to track after 300 picks

By the by in case it went overlooked, I have added a tab to the google doc listing drafted players alphabetically.

 

[Thorn]

Nugent, PK

Scott Chander TE OUR BUFFALO BILLS

 

[kevzilla]

THis thing is already hard enough to track after 300 picks

By the by in case it went overlooked, I have added a tab to the google doc listing drafted players alphabetically.

 

[Disco Stu]

Hoping he makes the team...

Chris Polk

 

[DA RAIDERS]

cos/d'ra - Oakland Defense

You really aren't very good at this.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Allen "The Hitman" Hurns, WR, Jaguars

Flop - have we figured out how to pay yet? Do we send to TF, or can we just save a step and send $10 each to Stu and Uni.

Pretty sure these guys are going to dominate.

 

[cosjobs]

cos/d'ra - Oakland Defense

You really aren't very good at this.

There were only 3 left and Oakland plays the Jets on the STL bye. Dan fine clove to cover our bye

 

[DA RAIDERS]

cos/d'ra - Oakland Defense

You really aren't very good at this.

There were only 3 left and Oakland plays the Jets on the STL bye. Dan fine clove to cover our bye

We have 1 kicker. Oak lands d would have been available in the 49th round.

 

[Annyong]

theres like 50 good kickers left

 

[DA RAIDERS]

4

 

[DA RAIDERS]

theres like 50 good kickers left

And you shut your ####### mouth!! Don't you talk about my partner like that

 

[Disco Stu]

Allen "The Hitman" Hurns, WR, Jaguars

Flop - have we figured out how to pay yet? Do we send to TF, or can we just save a step and send $10 each to Stu and Uni.

Pretty sure these guys are going to dominate.

BobbyLayne has a keen eye for talent.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Allen "The Hitman" Hurns, WR, Jaguars

Flop - have we figured out how to pay yet? Do we send to TF, or can we just save a step and send $10 each to Stu and Uni.

Pretty sure these guys are going to dominate.

BobbyLayne has a keen eye for talent.

congrats, I think that's the first time anyone in this draft has spelled my faux internet persona name correctly.