Straight-up trash talk
@BitterOldPunk How do you say, "Brazil got their ### kicked" in Portuguese?
@TheTweetOfGod The destruction of the Amazon is complete. #WorldCup
@DrunkTedTurner Germany gets 10 goals, everyone in the stadium gets a free taco. And riot gear shield. #worldcup
@DavidEpstein in dog goals, it's 49-0
@rustyrockets They'll have 5 mins added on for the time Cesar has spent picking the ball out of the net.
@psmith If only there was a German word for schadenfreude
Pop culture references
@jearle "Brazil,
the Lannisters send their regards." - Germany.
@mickmcavoy The last time I saw a Brazil this bleak it was getting
directed by Terry Gilliam
@Ihnatko This seems like the right time to use the classic
"Yank down the opposing teams' pants and then run back to the bus and split" play.
@DarthRachel it's ok Brazil, you still have a chance
if you catch the Snitch!
@jhoffman NOW IST
THE TIME ON SPROCKETS WHEN WE SKOR A GOOOOOAL.
Web and tech culture
@papadimitriou #GER #BRA You Won't Believe What Happened Next.
@JustinRood I just took the poll, Which German Goal Against Brazil Are You? I'm #6!
@lfrum Is Brazil's controller plugged in? Check the batteries? #BrazilvsGermany #WorldCup
@ditzkoff At 7 goals, the World Cup scoreboard just goes to the Donkey Kong kill screen