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Official 2016 GOP thread: Is it really going to be Donald Trump?? (3 Viewers)

A Pre-Debate Prayer: Oh God Please Let Marco Rubio Embarrass Himself Horribly —Ace

O Lord,

You are all knowing and wise.

So you know how annoying Marco Rubio is,

and his followers,

who are naught but silly things.

Dear Lord, please let Marco Rubio bomb,

I mean really throw up all over himself,

I mean really, and I hope you'll forgive this language,

please let him really #### the bed,

because I cannot take his followers

tap-tap-typing about Marco Rubio

every single second of every single day

on Twitter.

O God, I know they annoy You.

I know You are as tired of their crap as I am.

You've sent me Signs telling me of such.

And You have comforted me

and given me sooth

when their nonstop numbskull agitations for Rubio

get to be so much

that I just can't even

and I want to just hang myself in the garage.

Please O God

Make Rubio even more annoying and callow tonight

than usual

Make him talk about blowing up every single country that's pitched to him

like he's a bidder at a War Auction

who's afraid to let a single lot go.

Please make him do poorly

so we can all have some peace

and be spared

the constant natterings

and yammerings

and blatherings

of Rubio's cult

which must annoy You

because seriously, they seem to think he's like a lesser god.

Thank You, O Lord.

I know You will do this for me

because You dig me

and because You don't like Rubio.

How could you?

He's so doughy now.

Amen.

 
Cruz sounds so fake. Like he's been training since a toddler how to speak like a sleazy politician.

 
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Maria would be the best donkey punch evah.

I like how all these guys agreed to attack hillary and not attack each other, that's why Fox made sure Rand wasn't there. Rand don't play by the rules, mang.

Cruz you're a cheat!!!! Tax fraud!!!!

 
Hate Cruz. But he gets a half point of respect for at least owning up to that issue (at least partially)- not something you see any of these people do often.

 
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Bucky86 said:
Cruz sounds so fake. Like he's been training since a toddler how to speak like a sleazy politician.
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I agree.

But, nobody gives a #### because you filed paperwork on one publicly available form when you were supposed to file it on two. It is the equivalent of a California roll through a stop sign.

Pretty weak.

 
This should be Trump, Cruz, Rubio and throw Christie in there too because he's fun to listen to. The big three need to be speaking most of the night. Enough with the other jobbers.

 
John Bender said:
Hate Cruz. But he gets a half point of respect for at least owning up to that issue (at least partially)- not something you see any of these people do often.
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Agreed. I was surprised he veered back on topic after initially just going after the media as he loves to do.

 
I like Kasich, but he never has a breakout moment. Even the 'moderates' Cruz, Christie, are on steroids. Get out there man, take charge. Him and Bush are just muttering.

 
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