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Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

I"m with ya. Just got back home from the bar. A longtime GB dropped the bomb on me that he cheated on his wife and they are now getting divorced. I was going to have one and go to bed but I think I'm up for a while.

Gonna catch up on GMTAN in a minute, hopefully theres a laugh or two in there

 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
I"m with ya. Just got back home from the bar. A longtime GB dropped the bomb on me that he cheated on his wife and they are now getting divorced. I was going to have one and go to bed but I think I'm up for a while.Gonna catch up on GMTAN in a minute, hopefully theres a laugh or two in there
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Oof. Sorry, man.
 
'Keys Myaths said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
I"m with ya. Just got back home from the bar. A longtime GB dropped the bomb on me that he cheated on his wife and they are now getting divorced. I was going to have one and go to bed but I think I'm up for a while.Gonna catch up on GMTAN in a minute, hopefully theres a laugh or two in there
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Oof. Sorry, man.
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Thanks. I've known him for 25 years (I'm 33 so we're pretty close) and I pretty much set him up with his wife. Strange dynamic. Support him, while expressing disappointment with his actions. I actually don't like her at all. She's the "When are you going to make more money so I don't have to work anymore"-type. But damn he ####ed up. Lots of storylines here that I'll leave alone.No more about this though, the drunk thread is for fun. During that conversation, we found out that another GB spent $1100 on 2 45 yardline tickets for Bucky v Husker. And he has another $1K on Bucky -10. I would love to go to that game and can think of better things to do with ~2 grand. Like give it to me.
 
I just went to Canada to see Pearl Jam with me, 3 married guys and 2 hot 25 year-olds. Although as the only single guy that was great for me, I've run into 2 of the 3 wives since I got back. Nobody did anything wrong, exactly, but it's sort of weird.

 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Text from Gadzooks"Im on ffa timeout. Post in drunk thread that im drunk, i say hi and frosty has a little itty bitty penis. Thjanks."
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Huh. I never would have suspected that.That Gadzooks is Scandinavian, I mean.
 
Straight Vodka on the rocks

wife is falling asleep on the couch....

missed opportunity. couch or bed. tough decision.

Gotta love married Friday Nights

ETA: have Vodka only... neeed a creative mixer so I can pass out happily

 
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Oh, hello drunk thread.

Stopped in the grocery store and stumbled on a salmon steak (king) stuffed with crab 50% off - about $6. Fired up the grill, cedar plank smoked along with a couple beers and many fingers of whiseky and I'm a happy man.

So, again. Hello, drunk thread

 
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'TJ-Raider said:
Straight Vodka on the rockswife is falling asleep on the couch....missed opportunity. couch or bed. tough decision.Gotta love married Friday NightsETA: have Vodka only... neeed a creative mixer so I can pass out happily
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Anything Citrus or if it's good vodka, just rocks and water.
 
My realtor just called. He's in CO. I'm here in WA. I havent' talked to him in a weird.

I maybe should have just answered because now I'm wondering whta the #### he wanted.

 
Any good liquor goes well with just rocks or rocks and water. If it's not good, you need a dominating flavor profile - sweet, citrus, salt - whatever.

 
There was a period in my life where I was recognized as a "regular" at a bar that served no other purpose than to serve pre and post game Avalance and Nuggets games. It got to the point where we (I) would get tall boy drinks that were 3:1 or 4:1 whiskey to coke. This would continue into the whee hours beyond what the state might recognize as legal liquor sales hours. While fun, it took years off my life. After breaking my leg leaving one night (really) and stumbling around for a couple hours, I decided that I loved it. Then I had kids and my life ended

 
'Drifter said:
There was a period in my life where I was recognized as a "regular" at a bar that served no other purpose than to serve pre and post game Avalance and Nuggets games. It got to the point where we (I) would get tall boy drinks that were 3:1 or 4:1 whiskey to coke. This would continue into the whee hours beyond what the state might recognize as legal liquor sales hours. While fun, it took years off my life. After breaking my leg leaving one night (really) and stumbling around for a couple hours, I decided that I loved it. Then I had kids and my life ended
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:lmao:I love stories with a tragic ending. RIP, GB.
 
I was very similar to drifter, but then got divorced and am now reestablished as a regular at my local bars. The cool thing is the girls are the same age as last time I was single.

 
Found free beer at Oktoberfest in Frederick, MD. Came in 2nd at the chicken dance competition. Hammered. GF's Friend's wedding in a half hour. Time to go back and get ready. Weeeeee

 
Showed up to the wedding 20 min late and drunk off our ###, but I veat some 10 year old in the chicken dance.

 
So I've posted in here before (way back when)...but I guess I'll start again. gorgeous day here today, been grilling, drinking and watching college fb all day. Will likely continue drinking, reloading my sportsbook account, and enjoying life from my recliner tonight.

:banned:

 
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Managed to find a hookup for free octoberfest beer from brewer's alley brewers. Pretty good and couldn't beat the price. I think I had about 10-12 beers birth this afternoon and kept drinking this evening. Feel the headache coming on already. I've got a 10 hour car ride tomorrow. Should be fun...

 
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