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Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Its tough but somehow I still find it
Um, nothing?I'm drinking Kul Lite right now
Mr Capicollo
Footballguy
Bring back the Ambien thread.
strykerpks
Footballguy
You can hide in here, RBring back the Ambien thread.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You can hide in here, RBring back the Ambien thread.
We get away with all kind of #### in here.
strykerpks
Footballguy
c ock...ballsYou can hide in here, RBring back the Ambien thread.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Holy ######
Started at 3pm at $1 beer happyh hour. Twas a great idea at the time
Whores like AC/DC, go figure. Got the concert blasgting on the tube and they love it. I might have a 3way going
Probably nogt but its fun to speculate
Started at 3pm at $1 beer happyh hour. Twas a great idea at the time
Whores like AC/DC, go figure. Got the concert blasgting on the tube and they love it. I might have a 3way going
Probably nogt but its fun to speculate
Goldminer1
Footballguy
The Mrs. and I are in :X 
Toads
Footballguy
BUMP for effect?Looks like a good place to drop the shameless Alcoholics Anonymous plug.
"Who shall we say is calling?
Who In This Mirror?
Who In Mortal Chains?
Who by Common Trial?
Who Shall I Say Is Calling?"
...................................Leonard Cohen, Live 2008
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strykerpks
Footballguy
What effect are you looking for?"Hi, I'm stryker and I have a drinking problem"?BUMP for effect?Looks like a good place to drop the shameless Alcoholics Anonymous plug.
"Who shall we say is calling?
Who In This Mirror?
Who In Mortal Chains?
Who by Common Trial?
Who Shall I Say Is Calling?"
...................................Leonard Cohen, Live 2008
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Hi stryker. I'm Homer and I have a drinking problem too. Wanna go get a beer?strykerpks said:What effect are you looking for?"Hi, I'm stryker and I have a drinking problem"?Toads said:BUMP for effect?
mr. furley
Footballguy
strykerpks said:
Polsonov.
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
Does this guy think he's gona convert us?My mom does a better job of telling me I'm a loserHi stryker. I'm Homer and I have a drinking problem too. Wanna go get a beer?strykerpks said:What effect are you looking for?"Hi, I'm stryker and I have a drinking problem"?Toads said:BUMP for effect?Looks like a good place to drop the shameless Alcoholics Anonymous plug.
"Who shall we say is calling?
Who In This Mirror?
Who In Mortal Chains?
Who by Common Trial?
Who Shall I Say Is Calling?"
...................................Leonard Cohen, Live 2008
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strykerpks
Footballguy
PS Sunday drunk....the best
strykerpks
Footballguy
strykerpks said:
strykerpks
Footballguy
Big ####### ZHow ya been ######?Hi!
zander_s
Footballguy
SIL bday, 95 degreees today and drinking sinve noon!!how the #### are you?Big ####### ZHow ya been ######?Hi!
strykerpks
Footballguy
YSR > How you doin?
I'm goin g to go have sex...I hope the old lady hasn't gotten "out of the mood yet "
Oh boyoh boy ohboy I hope I can "perform"
I'm goin g to go have sex...I hope the old lady hasn't gotten "out of the mood yet "
Oh boyoh boy ohboy I hope I can "perform"
strykerpks
Footballguy
FTR, I "Otis'd" it 
At any rate, I love softball season. There's gonna be alot of me during the week
At any rate, I love softball season. There's gonna be alot of me during the week
strykerpks
Footballguy
proninja said:
Homer has been passed as the resident drunk...years agoDude can't hang, no matter what h:e: saysNext time don't duck me when Im in SEA 
PS Hai Homer
Goldminer1
Footballguy
In 
bryhamm
Footballguy
about 15 minutes later ... answer is still yes
strykerpks
Footballguy
A few hours later......?
bryhamm
Footballguy
just about to the slurrin stage
strykerpks
Footballguy
Atta boyI was gonna hit the sack after getting home but now I think I hafta get another beerJust to see bryhamms AV again...even though I've seen it 100000 times
strykerpks
Footballguy
bry, what gives?
bryhamm
Footballguy
Not sure what you are asking.Bry =bry, what gives?
Bry = 
Bry = 
Bry = 
tomorrow Bry = :X , followed by , and then hopefully
strykerpks
Footballguy
That's the spirit!Not sure what you are asking.Bry =
Lets play a game: Over or under 584 (up to 1000) You say over or under and I drink a fullby if your right
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
been drunk for three weeks now.
god bless ya.
god bless ya.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Friggin' cable company...they expect you to pay your bill and sh##. WTF is up with that? Dooshbags.bout cufking time!I missed ya brah
strykerpks
Footballguy
Does a brotha need to splice some #### from MKE to CMH?I can find a few hundred miles of coax if neededFriggin' cable company...they expect you to pay your bill and sh##. WTF is up with that? Dooshbags.bout cufking time!I missed ya brah
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Good lookin' out, GB. But I'm solid for now.Does a brotha need to splice some #### from MKE to CMH?I can find a few hundred miles of coax if neededFriggin' cable company...they expect you to pay your bill and sh##. WTF is up with that? Dooshbags.bout cufking time!I missed ya brah
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Homer.
strykerpks
Footballguy
WerdTell me you got laid in your absence...I'll hang up and listen tomorrow morning...got a box munching waiting on my bed....PS Hai homer, I just bought a house so you have no lodging worries in MKE anymoreGood lookin' out, GB. But I'm solid for now.Does a brotha need to splice some #### from MKE to CMH?I can find a few hundred miles of coax if neededFriggin' cable company...they expect you to pay your bill and sh##. WTF is up with that? Dooshbags.bout cufking time!I missed ya brah
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
Doubt you're even drunk.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Based on what?Doubt you're even drunk.
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
lol- I don't know. What are you drinking?Based on what?Doubt you're even drunk.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
No you were right. I've had a few Amstel Lights but that's about it. Was just talking hockey and trying to figure out what time would be best to cut my grass tomorrow given it's like ####### Africa here.lol- I don't know. What are you drinking?Based on what?Doubt you're even drunk.
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
I'm sober as well, teen and I are going to the late showing of X-Men in a few minutes. It's hot here as well, in the 70s...No you were right. I've had a few Amstel Lights but that's about it. Was just talking hockey and trying to figure out what time would be best to cut my grass tomorrow given it's like ####### Africa here.lol- I don't know. What are you drinking?Based on what?Doubt you're even drunk.Homer.
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The Ghost of Common
Guest
halfa a bottle of svedka
2 bud lights
jack and coke
and a hypnotiq on the rocks
gunna be a rough morning
2 bud lights
jack and coke
and a hypnotiq on the rocks
gunna be a rough morning
strykerpks
Footballguy
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
Jesus.BTW, have you ever been to Waukesha?22 beers
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Been drunk twice today.
Tanked last night and went to bed around 4.
Woke up at 7:30 for golf.
Boozed by 11:00
Tanked by 1pm.
Eating Taco Bell at 2pm.
Asleep at 3pm.
Woke up at 7.
Went to work at 8.
Closed at 2.
Drunk by 3.
More drunk right now.
Just flicked ashes into the beer I was drinking instead of the empty can next to it.
Still drinking it anyway.
Currently contemplating masturbation.
Work at noon tomorrow.
Off at 7.
Will be smashed by 10.
Sack deep into a 22-year-old by 2am.
Good times.
Tanked last night and went to bed around 4.
Woke up at 7:30 for golf.
Boozed by 11:00
Tanked by 1pm.
Eating Taco Bell at 2pm.
Asleep at 3pm.
Woke up at 7.
Went to work at 8.
Closed at 2.
Drunk by 3.
More drunk right now.
Just flicked ashes into the beer I was drinking instead of the empty can next to it.
Still drinking it anyway.
Currently contemplating masturbation.
Work at noon tomorrow.
Off at 7.
Will be smashed by 10.
Sack deep into a 22-year-old by 2am.
Good times.
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