Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

gf out of town and I gots my drank on here in the FFA.Knob Creek straight sippin.

I'm not a fan of the dark liquors, but that is some quality s##t my man.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Worked behind the bar tonight...needless to say, I'm hip deep in vodka and decided to top it off with a few post-work beers. Good times, until I jumped into the Shiny thread for some ungodly reason. Frick.

:manhug:

To SP

Here's one for Shiny.

 

[The Z Machine]

gf out of town and I gots my drank on here in the FFA.Knob Creek straight sippin.

I'm not a fan of the dark liquors, but that is some quality s##t my man.

huh.I pretty much only drink bourbon, whiskey, and rum. I likes my liquor like I likes my wimmens... caramel colored and flammable.

 

[strykerpks]

gf out of town and I gots my drank on here in the FFA.Knob Creek straight sippin.

I'm not a fan of the dark liquors, but that is some quality s##t my man.

huh.I pretty much only drink bourbon, whiskey, and rum. I likes my liquor like I likes my wimmens... caramel colored and flammable.

Finished a bottle of Makers after I got home from the bar/softballNext is a bottle of Gentleman. And its been awhile so I gotta get me some Knob Creek again ON that note...g'nite fellow drunkards

 

[The Z Machine]

I did a double workout today at the gym. I just know I'm gonna get cramps in my calves tonight.

Suggestions?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I did a double workout today at the gym. I just know I'm gonna get cramps in my calves tonight.Suggestions?

Bananas. F'n gold for cramps.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

3:51 and I'm still crackin' em.

WTF?

 

[ArcticEdge]

I did a double workout today at the gym. I just know I'm gonna get cramps in my calves tonight.Suggestions?

Drink some pickle juice before you go to bed.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

4:51 and still doing work.

Insomnia + Alcoholism = I got problems.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Jesus H. Christ the sun is up.

 

[PUNT]

Jesus H. Christ the sun is up.

Birds are chirping too.

 

[YSR]

48% breakup with boyfriend (which will likely be solidified [that word looks funny] this weekend when i go there).

 

[YSR]

really? i am alone?

paging: strykerpks and homer

:thursdaybatsignal:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

really? i am alone?paging: strykerpks and homer:thursdaybatsignal:

Sorry...I was tanked but busy engaging in lurid acts. No time for posting in my thread.

 

[strykerpks]

really? i am alone?

paging: strykerpks and homer

:thursdaybatsignal:

Sorry...I was tanked but busy engaging in lurid acts. No time for posting in my thread.

YOUR thread? I believe I have the top post number here..... But I think I speak for the drunks all across FBGs....this is OUR thread

PS Sorry :confirmedbroad:, I'm in the middle of quarter close (big shipping week) as well as moving our warehouse. Finally no work tomorrow so I"m getting ####ed up tonight. See y'all later!

 

[Dickies]

Spent all day working on the car in 104 degree weather. Gonna get tossed tonight. Gonna go sit on the balcony with a pitcher of margaritas and a six pack of beer. Summer is finally here!

 

[Tecumseh]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The Captain is a sneaky *******.

 

[chet]

Hi! Drinking Kokanee and loving it!

 

[strykerpks]

Yes, Captain can be the death of me. I choose to drink beer or possibly whisky but rum takes a back seat

PS Chet, I hope you're not driving, given your new car and all

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Yes, Captain can be the death of me. I choose to drink beer or possibly whisky but rum takes a back seatPS Chet, I hope you're not driving, given your new car and all

What is that tattoo on Prince's neck? I saw it on MLB.com, and I am unsure.And also, have you ever been to Ocon.........never mind.

 

[Disco Stu]

Note to self: a 32 oz cup is a little big for s ryum and coke.

And 44 oz is a little big for vodka and coke. Lead to some quality drunken hijinks though...

 

[strykerpks]

Yes, Captain can be the death of me. I choose to drink beer or possibly whisky but rum takes a back seatPS Chet, I hope you're not driving, given your new car and all

What is that tattoo on Prince's neck? I saw it on MLB.com, and I am unsure.And also, have you ever been to Ocon.........never mind.

Ocon? No, never been...The tattoo is "Prince" in Korean...I saw some blurb on that a while back. Google it, it'll come upSo, Stu you can't leave us hanging like that we need a story.I should go to bed....got another 13hr day tomrorow...anyone know any jobs around Milwaukee?

 

[Super King]

Drunk on Everclear and Stella. I'm bobbing and weaving like a boxer.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Closed down the bar early, and instead of going home I went out and got smashed. Sitting here still drinking.

Good times.

 

[Disco Stu]

So, Stu you can't leave us hanging like that we need a story.

Wait... this was a bad idea even after $2.75 Fat Tire night. Moved to a safter place.

 

[ArcticEdge]

Where's Christo?

 

[Super King]

Drunk on Everclear and Stella. I'm bobbing and weaving like a boxer.

I don't even remember posting this last night. Anyway, drunk again.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Where's Christo?

Somewhere pissing people off.Oh, and today was my golf league...I should just have a standard Tuesday night post that I'm friggin' ######ed. WHEEEEE!

 

[ArcticEdge]

Where's Christo?

Somewhere pissing people off.Oh, and today was my golf league...I should just have a standard Tuesday night post that I'm friggin' ######ed. WHEEEEE!

How'd you shoot? Did you wear a glove on the back nine?

 

[strykerpks]

So, Stu you can't leave us hanging like that we need a story.

Wait... this was a bad idea even after $2.75 Fat Tire night. Moved to a safter place.

Werd

Where's Christo?

Somewhere pissing people off.Oh, and today was my golf league...I should just have a standard Tuesday night post that I'm friggin' ######ed. WHEEEEE!

I like softball

 

[Disco Stu]

So, Stu you can't leave us hanging like that we need a story.

Wait... this was a bad idea even after $2.75 Fat Tire night. Moved to a safter place.

Werd

Did you make it over there GB?Mainly just bumping for later...

 

[Joe Paterno]

Hi. I've had one Leinenhugel's. I don't think I'm allowed to post in here yet, but #### it.

 

[TenTimes]

Does anybody else use a pitcher for beer at home? I love it.

Throw 4 beers and a baggy of ice in there and you're g2g for a while. I prefer drinking from a glass anyway

 

[TenTimes]

Everybody in here tonight post your real if first name

I am called chris

 

[The Goat]

Everybody in here tonight post your real if first nameI am called chris

What is my real if first name?Chip here.

 

[The Goat]

For reference, two Shock Tops, one Miller Lite, one Honey Wheat, one Hop Hound, and one Amber Wheat.

Holy Crap. I drank a six pack?

 

[strykerpks]

For reference, two Shock Tops, one Miller Lite, one Honey Wheat, one Hop Hound, and one Amber Wheat.Holy Crap. I drank a six pack?

You better slow down dude. You might hurt yourselfStu>Not yet but I'll find it...ISS&C forum?Joe>You're always welcome, especially someone of your acumen...but seriously, dial it up to at least 6 like The Goat hereTT>Pitcher at home? No, only when the barrels are flowin. Otherwise my bottles are kept ice cold.....MattPS It took me like 5 minutes to type this, with one eye....I'm headed to bed

 

[TenTimes]

For reference, two Shock Tops, one Miller Lite, one Honey Wheat, one Hop Hound, and one Amber Wheat.Holy Crap. I drank a six pack?

I think it was supposed to be "life" but I can't be sue cause of pitcher of beer and now bourbon. Yay

 

[TenTimes]

Everybody in here tonight post your real if first nameI am called chris

What is my real if first name?Chip here.

My dad goes by chip (nickname).

 

[Homer J Simpson]

P.J. here.

Dead sober, but since I'm a bartender I feel it's my right to post in here at will.

Got completely tanked at work last night...like, drunk by 7pm...then went to a party for a bit and then me and a few buddies drove 45 minutes to a casino down in West Virginia. Boatloads! But didn't get home 'til like 7:30am...I was in rough shape today, kids.

 

[TenTimes]

Eh

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hi PJ, I probably want even rub one out before sleep is how drunk I am =(

 

[TheAristocrat]

Big fan of being drunk on Colfax

 

[Thorn]

P.J. here.Dead sober, but since I'm a bartender I feel it's my right to post in here at will.Got completely tanked at work last night...like, drunk by 7pm...then went to a party for a bit and then me and a few buddies drove 45 minutes to a casino down in West Virginia. Boatloads! But didn't get home 'til like 7:30am...I was in rough shape today, kids.

God bless you I say.

 

[Disco Stu]

Just got home. So drunk. Was told I look like Michael Phelps but better looking and better proportioned. GB drunk chicks.

"Met" some other chick who I swear I met months ago and knows some frinesd. She had no idea but gave me her number anyway.

Kissed her and at leat one other. But home alone. :sadbandana:

Now hiccuping very loudly.

 

[Disco Stu]

Just got home. So drunk. Was told I look like Michael Phelps but better looking and better proportioned. GB drunk chicks."Met" some other chick who I swear I met months ago and knows some frinesd. She had no idea but gave me her number anyway.Kissed her and at leat one other. But home alone. :sadbandana:Now hiccuping very loudly.

According to facebook I had chick confused with another oddly-named curly haired hot. I thought she was just ####### with me, turns out she really had no idea wtf I was talking about. But she gave me her number anyway...

 

[PizzaDeliveryGuy]

8 Amstels in before noon. My butt is smokin, slaw and sauces are made, just have to finish taters and corn later.

 

[Big Rocks]

I love block parties that serve beer. And the whiskey i'm drinking right now.

 

[Super King]

Buddy got arrested for booing some cops.

But I'm fine, don't worry.

 

[tls01]

Awesome thread, btw, checking in....lol.