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Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)
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strykerpks
Footballguy
I should ve checked in last night but could barely operate my toothbrush, leta lone a keyboard...
Tonight...####.....Im drunk...thats all I have to say
Gonna go have teh sekcs...
box-munching extraordinaire
Tonight...####.....Im drunk...thats all I have to say
Gonna go have teh sekcs...
box-munching extraordinaire
strykerpks
Footballguy
Sunday afternoon on my back porch with a few GBs
Leaving in a few minutes to catch Skynyrd and Kid Rock at the Fest
Maryjewwanna might be a factor
strykerpks
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
####### YES!! Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Runk!!!!
Runk!!!!
strykerpks
Footballguy
4 posts in a row....balls...Im a loser
Why doesn't being drunk feel like it did 10 years ago.
Once upon a time the spirits made me feel alive.
Now its just the same ole me with a crap why isn't this #### to me like spinach is to popeye?
Has the alkie been dumbed down like the rest of America over the years?
Is this what happens when one gets old?
Is it time to upgrade to cocaine?
Once upon a time the spirits made me feel alive.
Now its just the same ole me with a crap why isn't this #### to me like spinach is to popeye?
Has the alkie been dumbed down like the rest of America over the years?
Is this what happens when one gets old?
Is it time to upgrade to cocaine?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You know it's a good Tuesday when you have to go to the store for beer TWICE.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Drunk again. Buddy and I were talking to a couple of 21/22 year old chicks he kind of knew. I bailed on them after awhile because they weren't hot enough to be that dumb and annoying. My patience level for that age bracket isn't real high. I guess it's nice that they thought I was 25, but it doesn't take long for me to reach the point of #### or GTFO. 
Moving far down the age bracket but only a few feet away, I plopped down next to two sisters in their late 30s. They were bat #### crazy and talked my ear off for awhile before I escaped.
Conclusion is that chicks of all ages are annoying. Just in their own special way.
Some nights it's worth putting up with it. Tonight, for me, was not one of those nights.
Moving far down the age bracket but only a few feet away, I plopped down next to two sisters in their late 30s. They were bat #### crazy and talked my ear off for awhile before I escaped.
Conclusion is that chicks of all ages are annoying. Just in their own special way.
Some nights it's worth putting up with it. Tonight, for me, was not one of those nights.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Yes, I know...its freakin Wednesday
Anyone up for color commentary?
Anyone up for color commentary?
DevilsTrifecta
Footballguy
I need to write a script that adds me to this nightly.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
At least you have the opt-out clause.Drunk again. Buddy and I were talking to a couple of 21/22 year old chicks he kind of knew. I bailed on them after awhile because they weren't hot enough to be that dumb and annoying. My patience level for that age bracket isn't real high. I guess it's nice that they thought I was 25, but it doesn't take long for me to reach the point of #### or GTFO.
Patrick Bateman
Footballguy
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK U LLLIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS and HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Giddyup.Now here's a question...maybe this is the wrong thread, but a question nonetheless. So I was working tonight and it was a bit slow, so I started downing some vodka around 10 or so, just for entertainment purposes. Then I started closing up and had about 4 or 5 beers, plus the standard one-for-the-road. No problems so far. But then I got home and saw that I only had 4 beers in the fridge, and it was 12:50.Now, I assume a normal person would think, "Hey, 4 more beers and then I'll hit the sack." But nooooo, I raced to the only store around here that sells beer until 1am and bought a 12-pack with 2 minutes to spare...and I'll probably drink until dawn. First off, it's mildly embarrassing that I know the only place that sells until 1, but it's even moreso because it's not that strange of an occurrence for me to be racing to the cash register with a few minutes to spare. Anyway, the actual question is, "How effed up of a person am I?"I'll hang up and listen.Oh, and I'll add that I was completely tanked on Monday and then doubled that effort yesterday...there's no reason on earth that I should be getting this boozed tonight.Yes, I know...its freakin WednesdayAnyone up for color commentary?
DevilsTrifecta
Footballguy
Now imagine you lived somewhere where all the liquor stores were closed at midnight (CO).Now even worse....imagine you lived where all the liquor stores closed at 7 PM (Boise, ID).Even worse! Now imagine you went and bought enough for yourself for the night and 4 friends showed up.............Giddyup.Now here's a question...maybe this is the wrong thread, but a question nonetheless. So I was working tonight and it was a bit slow, so I started downing some vodka around 10 or so, just for entertainment purposes. Then I started closing up and had about 4 or 5 beers, plus the standard one-for-the-road. No problems so far. But then I got home and saw that I only had 4 beers in the fridge, and it was 12:50.Now, I assume a normal person would think, "Hey, 4 more beers and then I'll hit the sack." But nooooo, I raced to the only store around here that sells beer until 1am and bought a 12-pack with 2 minutes to spare...and I'll probably drink until dawn. First off, it's mildly embarrassing that I know the only place that sells until 1, but it's even moreso because it's not that strange of an occurrence for me to be racing to the cash register with a few minutes to spare. Anyway, the actual question is, "How effed up of a person am I?"I'll hang up and listen.Oh, and I'll add that I was completely tanked on Monday and then doubled that effort yesterday...there's no reason on earth that I should be getting this boozed tonight.Yes, I know...its freakin WednesdayAnyone up for color commentary?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
The horror...the horror.Now imagine you lived somewhere where all the liquor stores were closed at midnight (CO).Now even worse....imagine you lived where all the liquor stores closed at 7 PM (Boise, ID).Even worse! Now imagine you went and bought enough for yourself for the night and 4 friends showed up.............Giddyup.Now here's a question...maybe this is the wrong thread, but a question nonetheless. So I was working tonight and it was a bit slow, so I started downing some vodka around 10 or so, just for entertainment purposes. Then I started closing up and had about 4 or 5 beers, plus the standard one-for-the-road. No problems so far. But then I got home and saw that I only had 4 beers in the fridge, and it was 12:50.Now, I assume a normal person would think, "Hey, 4 more beers and then I'll hit the sack." But nooooo, I raced to the only store around here that sells beer until 1am and bought a 12-pack with 2 minutes to spare...and I'll probably drink until dawn. First off, it's mildly embarrassing that I know the only place that sells until 1, but it's even moreso because it's not that strange of an occurrence for me to be racing to the cash register with a few minutes to spare. Anyway, the actual question is, "How effed up of a person am I?"I'll hang up and listen.Oh, and I'll add that I was completely tanked on Monday and then doubled that effort yesterday...there's no reason on earth that I should be getting this boozed tonight.Yes, I know...its freakin WednesdayAnyone up for color commentary?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
wtf.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Nobody else is drunk on a Thursday?
WTF?
WTF?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
And by Thursday I clearly mean Friday.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I had to get blood drawn this morning so I was clean for 6 1/2 days (shudder) but I can promise today will not end that way.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
nince little night we had huh? i already went to work and started again...
Postradamus
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Full day today.
Wife just passed out.
Cal just, finally, passed out.
ETA Dylan, cook cat. For 2 he brings it. Don"t F with him. Serioulsy. No Seriously.
We went down town today to check out the new cool spacce.
Let me just say Cal is funnnires at 5 than most of you jerk offs will ever be.
Wife just passed out.
Cal just, finally, passed out.
ETA Dylan, cook cat. For 2 he brings it. Don"t F with him. Serioulsy. No Seriously.
We went down town today to check out the new cool spacce.
Let me just say Cal is funnnires at 5 than most of you jerk offs will ever be.
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parasaurolophus
Footballguy
pbr light.
oof
oof
strykerpks
Footballguy
Wedding
Yes
D
Runk
Word
Yes
D
Runk
Word
Desert_Power
Footballguy
Hi.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Test results:Liver function=normal :breakdance:Cholesterol=high but better
strykerpks
Footballguy
Congrats GBPS I loved the AS Game shots. Did you catch the chick in the Brewers shirts name? She looks really familiar...like a former coworker of mine....tatted up arm and all
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Had about six as I was closing down the bar and hanging out afterward...just had a couple and I'm just on the cusp of perfect drunkenness. But frick, I just opened the last one I had in the fridge. 
strykerpks
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
Sorry I wasn't around last Firday GB...my old lady is out of town during the week ALL SUMMER LONG....So Friday nights are reserved for being a "good BF"Had about six as I was closing down the bar and hanging out afterward...just had a couple and I'm just on the cusp of perfect drunkenness. But frick, I just opened the last one I had in the fridge.
I'll catch you ####ers on Sunday with a story or two....going hog wrestling this weekend
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Went to get smokes and remembered that I had a few stray beers in my trunk leftover from golf yesterday...20 minutes on ice and woo-hoo, I gots me some cold ones.Had about six as I was closing down the bar and hanging out afterward...just had a couple and I'm just on the cusp of perfect drunkenness. But frick, I just opened the last one I had in the fridge.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Thanks GB
I did but I have no idea what her name is. I literally had about 25 beers when that pic was taken.I forgot our All-Star seat cushions right after that too. 
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Why would she be able to sign into your Facebook account?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Did you give her your ATM PIN 5 minutes after you first fired off a shot inside?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'm assuming it was his computer and therefore his password was saved.But it's Woz, so maybe he gave her the password at some point.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Take this to the Official Sober Thread please. TIA
Zow
Footballguy
There may be. Wanted to take a big step back from here though and I wanna let this shake out here. In the last 16 hours or so I've come down with a cold, a hangover, and have been called every mean name in the book. Oh, and I had to urinate in my sick last night because I was locked out of my room and bathroom. In my own apartment. Fun time.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Zow
Footballguy
more what i said to her that is the problemWhat did your ex say in the message?Oh she had access. Watched me type in my password once, or I may have given it to her. I can't remember.Thorn said:Please tell me it had something to do with her access to your facebook account, or lack thereof.Zow said:
shut it down
Footballguy
I lifted Keys' banning of you at the other place.
