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Official Drunk Thread (11 Viewers)

Smoke?

And I feel like gettin after it tonight too. My delima is if I should start slow with a few beers or just head straight for the hard stuff. Will hang up and listen.

 
AE>nevermind, I just saw your fire and smoke thread. Good luck man, that's gotta suck.

Since we're sharing, here is seattle yesterday was 103, which broke the all time high here, and all this week we've been over 90. For a region where only 10% of homes have air conditioning this sucks. Gonna make sure and cool down properly tonight. And by cool down I mean get hammered.

 
Seatown Mofos said:
AE>nevermind, I just saw your fire and smoke thread. Good luck man, that's gotta suck.Since we're sharing, here is seattle yesterday was 103, which broke the all time high here, and all this week we've been over 90. For a region where only 10% of homes have air conditioning this sucks. Gonna make sure and cool down properly tonight. And by cool down I mean get hammered.
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:thumbup: And Al Gore can gargle my balls..
 
Has anyone ever had the kirkland brand of beer from costco? I have some at my house, I didn't buy it though. There is a good story as to how I got it, but for now I'm just curious if anyone has tried it.

 
Seatown Mofos said:
Has anyone ever had the kirkland brand of beer from costco? I have some at my house, I didn't buy it though. There is a good story as to how I got it, but for now I'm just curious if anyone has tried it.
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haven't had it, but it's brewed by Gordon Biersch. Probably not bad.
 
the rover said:
does red hook ESB actually have alcohol in it? I'm 5 into a 12 pack and not feeling it.
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I was 4 into a 12 pack of Pyramid Hef before I went ahead and switched to rum and coke. You are correct, Red Hook has no alcohol. You can drink that all day and night and not get buzzed. Or is that just me?I'm not a big fan of the Gordon Biersch. I know it's overpriced an supposed to be the bees knees, but I've never liked their stuff. Overated in my book.I'll give a little teaser to my Kirkland beer story. I got the case from a russian friend of mine...
 
My wife apparently added Internet access to her phone for an additional $38 a month. I'm already on the hook for $750 a year because she couldn't restrain herself from using it so much and kept putting the company plan over. Oh and my last paycheck was for (edited for a quite a bit) and it ALL went to bills and I never carry any cc debt.

Just finished my second 24 oz Jack and water..............................................

Oh, and we are leaving for a week vacation tomorrow. So, so angry.

ETA

3rd one down, wife and kids are home. I'm going outside on the back porch and listen to some Bob Seger.

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
My wife apparently added Internet access to her phone for an additional $38 a month. I'm already on the hook for $750 a year because she couldn't restrain herself from using it so much and kept putting the company plan over. Oh and my last paycheck was for (edited for a quite a bit) and it ALL went to bills and I never carry any cc debt.Just finished my second 24 oz Jack and water..............................................Oh, and we are leaving for a week vacation tomorrow. So, so angry.ETA3rd one down, wife and kids are home. I'm going outside on the back porch and listen to some Bob Seger.
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You're pretty much my idol. Cept for the wife/kids/st Louis thing
 
I'm currently tanked and fighting off (via text message) a friend's girlfriend who totally wants to #### me.

Every beer is making it more difficult.

 
Just got back from a bar in the city. Interesting dynamics there. It was prolly 75% gay and the women were all looking bored sitting down in the booths against the walls while the guys cruised and hit on each other.

Being a gay dude it's so easy to get laid, but man I wouldn't want to deal with all the bull#### and drama all the time.

No one bought me a drink, but someone did offer me coke. I did see one fantastic looking chick, but she was long gone when I went back for a 2nd look. Shiney would have loved her. Petite latina spinner.

 
Decent buzz. Had to come home to take a not-very-friendly crap.

A cold Corona, and a couple innings of the Dodgers/Braves game (dvr), then over to the bar. I can hear the band from here.

Sweet, 3-run homer by Ethier. A laser shot!

:goodposting:

 
Oh Yes! said:
St. Louis Bob said:
My wife apparently added Internet access to her phone for an additional $38 a month. I'm already on the hook for $750 a year because she couldn't restrain herself from using it so much and kept putting the company plan over. Oh and my last paycheck was for (edited for a quite a bit) and it ALL went to bills and I never carry any cc debt.Just finished my second 24 oz Jack and water..............................................Oh, and we are leaving for a week vacation tomorrow. So, so angry.ETA3rd one down, wife and kids are home. I'm going outside on the back porch and listen to some Bob Seger.
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You're pretty much my idol. Cept for the wife/kids/st Louis thing
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Hey! :lmao: St. Louis is a pretty cool place if you can handle it.Fing Internet went out last night. I stopped counting at 8 24oz J&W's :thumbup: All I know is I knocked off a half a 1.75 oz bottle of Jack.....Off to the Ozarks in an hour or so. I'll try to get some hot chicks to pose with me in my Cat Shirt.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Oh Yes! said:
St. Louis Bob said:
My wife apparently added Internet access to her phone for an additional $38 a month. I'm already on the hook for $750 a year because she couldn't restrain herself from using it so much and kept putting the company plan over. Oh and my last paycheck was for (edited for a quite a bit) and it ALL went to bills and I never carry any cc debt.Just finished my second 24 oz Jack and water..............................................Oh, and we are leaving for a week vacation tomorrow. So, so angry.ETA3rd one down, wife and kids are home. I'm going outside on the back porch and listen to some Bob Seger.
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You're pretty much my idol. Cept for the wife/kids/st Louis thing
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Hey! :angry: St. Louis is a pretty cool place if you can handle it.Fing Internet went out last night. I stopped counting at 8 24oz J&W's :( All I know is I knocked off a half a 1.75 oz bottle of Jack.....Off to the Ozarks in an hour or so. I'll try to get some hot chicks to pose with me in my Cat Shirt.
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Godspeed
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Oh Yes! said:
St. Louis Bob said:
My wife apparently added Internet access to her phone for an additional $38 a month. I'm already on the hook for $750 a year because she couldn't restrain herself from using it so much and kept putting the company plan over. Oh and my last paycheck was for (edited for a quite a bit) and it ALL went to bills and I never carry any cc debt.

Just finished my second 24 oz Jack and water..............................................

Oh, and we are leaving for a week vacation tomorrow. So, so angry.

ETA

3rd one down, wife and kids are home. I'm going outside on the back porch and listen to some Bob Seger.
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You're pretty much my idol. Cept for the wife/kids/st Louis thing
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Hey! :bs: St. Louis is a pretty cool place if you can handle it.Fing Internet went out last night. I stopped counting at 8 24oz J&W's :goodposting: All I know is I knocked off a half a 1.75 oz bottle of Jack.....

Off to the Ozarks in an hour or so. I'll try to get some hot chicks to pose with me in my Cat Shirt.
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I am soooo looking forward to this.
 
Beam on ice. Are we allowed to say curse words in here. Like ####, and ######, and ####?

Damn. guess not.

 
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