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Official Drunk Thread (7 Viewers)

YSR said:
strykerpks said:
YSR said:
Huh. Always thought it was soccer related.
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Ooof. Gotta admit, that one hurt :thumbup:
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Esplain the mason jar then, plz.
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Not that great of a story...really...Was drinking/smoking/tripping in college on the porch with some GBs on a random weekday afternoon. Actually, I think we were drinking to celebrate one of my GBs getting back into college after a year off. At any rate we're having a good old time and somehow my cup tipped over, rolled off the porch and broke. My GB Brent handed me a mason jar which he had been drinking out of and said "Here you go"In my alcoholic/drug induced state for some reason took issue with drinking out of a mason jar. :popcorn:I said there was no way as I had a problem drinking from it.He promptly replied "What, you have a drinking problem Striker?" (Airplane reference)It stuck and the "I" was changed to a "Y" a short time laterNot that interesting of a story, sorry :lmao:OY>Ever listen to Pip farting on a snare drum?
 
YSR said:
strykerpks said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I'm on my second 24 oz glass of Skyy & water. I had a meeting at 7 this morning and didn't have time to do my daily walk so I came home around 3:30 and knocked out 5 miles. My knees hurt so ####### bad. I thought my meeting with a specialist was tomorrow but it isn't until next Thursday. Mrs. SLB is a RN and says I need surgery on both.On the bright side my oldest Cal started Kindergarten at a Catholic school this week. The head priest wanted a meeting with all the parents tonight. I think it is supposed to last two hours and I told Mrs. SLB no ####### way. That would be worse than the knee pain.
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:)
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Ended up having 4 more after getting the kids to bed. Mrs. SLB got home with an attitude. I have to be in a meeting in a minute. This sucks.ETAThe meeting isn't until 9. I really need to check my planner more often. ####.
 
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Homer J Simpson said:
JZilla said:
Brett Favre
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post of the day.
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I dare not enter the SHark Pool on this one. But gawddamn people take this #### seriously. Am I the only Wisconsin person who doesn't give a ####? Yah it stings a little as any fan would admit, but damn people are retartded around here. Sports talk radio was unlistenable to begin with but now its flooded with people literally calling him Judas, Benedict Arnold, Beelzebub, and the freakin AntiChrist.

Im sorry, I had no avenue to vent. Back to your regularly scheduled incoherent banter :unsure:

 
i have a nasty habit when im drunk. I tend to lose/misplace any sort of accesory i might be carrying..

Im talking, keys, hat, watch, wallet, shoes, shirt, ANYTHING... I'll wake up the next morining wondering wtf i did with these items (sometimes even when i'm not blackout drunk)

 
the rover said:
Zow said:
the rover said:
Zow said:
the rover said:
i lost my drink.
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so get another one
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i did that, but i can't just abandon it. it hasn't fulfilled the purpose of its existence yet.
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so drink the new one while you look for the old one. #### man i'm the last person who should be telling you what to do here.
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you don't think i'm already doing that?
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obviously not if you are posting about it on the internet and complaining
 
yup.... i'm drunk. started drinking at 915 cst and was drunk by 945 cst. I'm a lightweight. about to finish the 2nd bottle of champagne.

 
In. Started drinking about 3 pm. Ended up drunk and tired as #### about 11:30 pm, rolling out of downtown Austin just as hotties were rolling in by the drove. I've never felt as tired or old at 35 as I did tonight. I'm going to have to start taking greenies or snorting coke in order to maximize my evenings out.

 
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bentley said:
In. Started drinking about 3 pm. Ended up drunk and tired as #### about 11:30 pm, rolling out of downtown Austin just as hotties were rolling in by the drove. I've never felt as tired or old at 35 as I did tonight. I'm going to have to start taking greenies or snorting coke in order to maximize my evenings out.
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no reason to do coke. just start drinking later. solves everything./øπ…0
 
derek19 said:
bentley said:
In. Started drinking about 3 pm. Ended up drunk and tired as #### about 11:30 pm, rolling out of downtown Austin just as hotties were rolling in by the drove. I've never felt as tired or old at 35 as I did tonight. I'm going to have to start taking greenies or snorting coke in order to maximize my evenings out.
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no reason to do coke. just start drinking later. solves everything./øπ…0
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In all honesty, an afternoon nap, or not having to get up and feed my 11 week old in the middle of the night the night before would have also worked. Just doesn't sound quite as macho as heavy drug use.
 
bentley said:
derek19 said:
bentley said:
In. Started drinking about 3 pm. Ended up drunk and tired as #### about 11:30 pm, rolling out of downtown Austin just as hotties were rolling in by the drove. I've never felt as tired or old at 35 as I did tonight. I'm going to have to start taking greenies or snorting coke in order to maximize my evenings out.
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no reason to do coke. just start drinking later. solves everything./øπ…0
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In all honesty, an afternoon nap, or not having to get up and feed my 11 week old in the middle of the night the night before would have also worked. Just doesn't sound quite as macho as heavy drug use.
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honeslty, i'm confused. but congrats on the new born gb.
 
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