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Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)

My old lady is a social worker at a local high school. Well they had conferences yesterday and today. Her and a bunch of teachers met at a bar around 6. I met them out and holy ####.

I love teachers. They get nuts when theres no schoo the next day. I saw boobs, heard about teacher affairs and I almost got the football coach fired (the AD and I talked about the lack of offense and he liked my idea of switching from the wishbone to to a more versatile offense) :banned:

:thumbup:

Any coaches out there thinkk I could pull it off?

 
strykerpks said:
My old lady is a social worker at a local high school. Well they had conferences yesterday and today. Her and a bunch of teachers met at a bar around 6. I met them out and holy ####.

I love teachers. They get nuts when theres no schoo the next day. I saw boobs, heard about teacher affairs and I almost got the football coach fired (the AD and I talked about the lack of offense and he liked my idea of switching from the wishbone to to a more versatile offense) :heart:

:lol:

Any coaches out there thinkk I could pull it off?
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I'll take a PM.
 
I was gonna be seriously P.O.ed if this wasn't on the top half of page one. Just finished puking my guts up. :shrug:

:alittlepain:

 
:nerd: Alert!

Anyone catch Mythbusters?

Grant puked after 6 beers? After 6 hours of sleep?

Tory was hungover after 14 beers? And then even worse after 4 beers and 8 shots?

:nerd:

The beer before liquor myth is because you have 14 beers and then 14 shots....not equal parts. Effin rookies

/ :nerd: alert

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Homer J Simpson said:
strykerpks said:
Hi. Wednesday drinking with a former Penthouse Pet is fun

:rolleyes:
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Gonna need a little more info here, GB.
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A little? I need some pics too.
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:yes:
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:shrug: My post was more interesting than the situation really was....

A local bar is owned by a really nice couple. It turns out the wife was in Penthouse (it might have been Hustler, not sure now) back in the early 80s. I guess I'm going to have to do some research :thumbup: If I find them, I'll post pics somewher:e:

While time is not on her side (I'm guessing mid-late 50s), she's still got a huge rack and her face is still nice. She's put on a few pounds but nothing outrageous and is definitely MILF material.

She works the happy hour shift and a GB and I had some beers and shots with her. Very personable and a fun old broad to party with. I've actually known her for a while because my sister used to frequent that bar and one of my exes was a waitress there for a as well. After her shift ended at 7, she came to the other side of the bar and continued to BS and do shots with us. Next thing ya know, its after 10 and I get the obligatory "When are you coming home? Are you ok to drive" text message from the old lady.

 
Stryker, looking forward to the pics. :doh:

Me, well, I thought I had a sure thing tonight. They had "Trun or Treat" at Cal's school. Basically a Halloween warm up where people decorate their cars and hand out candy. Bizarre and organized chaos. Drove me crazy. The good thing is that Catholics are drunks. You can say what you want about their religion but I love their drinking habits. Stupid kids kept Mrs. SLB up all night and she is now sleeping.

I'm convinced that Cal is going to be HUGE. The broads love this kid. Actually, everybody does. He's funny as ####. I counted 12 different girls that came up and gave him a hug and kiss. ####er doesn't even mess with his age. These were all 3rd grade and above. Playa. He like teh Asians too. That is what Mrs. SLB says at least. He basically ignored his Asian girlfriend from pre-school. I felt sorry for her. She came up and gave him a hug and kiss and asked to get their picture taken and did the "whatever." Then he kissed some Asian gal that had to be 10. I have to say I'm a little disappointed in him.

I'm off to watch the rest of Chris Rock. I'll try to check in later.

If it's not white, it's not right!

 
Sheriff Bart said:
Stryker, looking forward to the pics. :thumbup:Me, well, I thought I had a sure thing tonight. They had "Trun or Treat" at Cal's school. Basically a Halloween warm up where people decorate their cars and hand out candy. Bizarre and organized chaos. Drove me crazy. The good thing is that Catholics are drunks. You can say what you want about their religion but I love their drinking habits. Stupid kids kept Mrs. SLB up all night and she is now sleeping.I'm convinced that Cal is going to be HUGE. The broads love this kid. Actually, everybody does. He's funny as ####. I counted 12 different girls that came up and gave him a hug and kiss. ####er doesn't even mess with his age. These were all 3rd grade and above. Playa. He like teh Asians too. That is what Mrs. SLB says at least. He basically ignored his Asian girlfriend from pre-school. I felt sorry for her. She came up and gave him a hug and kiss and asked to get their picture taken and did the "whatever." Then he kissed some Asian gal that had to be 10. I have to say I'm a little disappointed in him.I'm off to watch the rest of Chris Rock. I'll try to check in later.If it's not white, it's not right!
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I'm in my 30s and I wish I was half the player that Cal is :lol:
 
Met the old lady's half brother tonight. He doesn't get along with her family for many long-winded reasons...

I think I'm going to get along with him just fine. We sucked down quite a few beers tonight and we got to know each other real well. Many drinks in our future methinks :lol:

 
Oh, and the old lady has a gay friend from Chicago that is in town for the Kelly Clarkson concert and he's staying at our place. He's due here in a little while. I'm half-cocked and hope he doesn't take advantage of me

NTTAWWT

 
anyone go to high school football games? Went to the local game tonight and we lost by 3. Good game throughout, although you don't get quite the quality of referees you do in the big towns. Oh, and, went out to the car at half time and downed a sixer to kill the pain.

 
strykerpks said:
trashman said:
anyone go to high school football games? Went to the local game tonight and we lost by 3. Good game throughout, although you don't get quite the quality of referees you do in the big towns. Oh, and, went out to the car at half time and downed a sixer to kill the pain.
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6er? You're needed in this thread :thumbup:
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Yea, maybe so. But it was all I could get down without the wife coming out to find out what I was doing in the parking lot for so long.
 
strykerpks said:
I'm in my 30s and I wish I was half the player that Cal is :loco:
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Tell me about it GB. Although I did have a cute 20 something flirt with me at the bar last night when Mrs. SLB went to the bathroom. I should have took her up on it. Lousy Mrs. SLB got hammered and was on the verge of tossing. That's the bad thing about knowing people I guess. They make the drinks strong and large. They were giving her Pinot filled to the rim.So I got a solid 5 hours and I'm off to watch Peyton kill the Rams. :loco:
 
I was surprised to find only my cousin and his wife there. We all play video poker together. Its fun, social, and you can't make a public ####### mistake.

About 2 hours in I'm down $250 + my $30 free money they send me.

Then I hit 4 aces on the top line of Multistrike. That's like getting 4 aces 8 times. $1600 bucks my friends.

So I ended up about $325. :mellow:

 
Vodka and then shiner bock. Derunk. Just shot about 1.9 fl oz on chicks ###.

Oh yeag also saw a movie. The one with Jamie Fox and that dude from 300. Not bad. Thnk I just passed out. Blaming the antibiotics I'm on.

 
Disco Stu said:
Vodka and then shiner bock. Derunk. Just shot about 1.9 fl oz on chicks ###. Oh yeag also saw a movie. The one with Jamie Fox and that dude from 300. Not bad. Thnk I just passed out. Blaming the antibiotics I'm on.
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I miss Shiner Bock. I drink the #### out of that when I go down to DFWWent out to eat with my parents tonight. Good times. My old man can't drink like he used to. Regardless, I'm pretty ####ed. 15 deep at 1am and lookin for more.PS My ol lady is pissed at me for the first 15 beers so I aint gettin none tongith...I might as well get into it!WordPS My dad is so lame its awesome. He told me to ask any Pirate trick or treaters tomorrow where thier "buccaneers" are :cry:
 
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