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[Serious Business]

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What? I was alone. As I am now. As I am in life. To quote Shakesperar "I am alone and then I die."I

Now, this kind of dooshbaggery won't stand in the drunk thred. Clean it up

 

[Serious Business]

I left my credit card at a local beverage establishment last Saturday. I just noticed today Yet, I'm on the phone with Citibank at almost 2am on the night before Christmas Eve.

I know there's some bad gthings being said about them in this forum, but they will have a new card for me on Saturday without an extra charge because I called them. I think that's pretty darn good customer service.





The chick sounded hot. I bet she was a cow.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I miss StryperKiss.

 

[Oh Yes!]

I left my credit card at a local beverage establishment last Saturday. I just noticed today Yet, I'm on the phone with Citibank at almost 2am on the night before Christmas Eve.I know there's some bad gthings being said about them in this forum, but they will have a new card for me on Saturday without an extra charge because I called them. I think that's pretty darn good customer service. :( The chick sounded hot. I bet she was a cow.

nope, if she sounds hot, she usually is. well, at least in my mind....

 

[Serious Business]

I miss StryperKiss.

 

[Serious Business]

Almost there

 

[FDAS]

I don't really drink much anymore, but I've been told this is the thread to be seen in. I'll need someone to impress me.

 

[Hastur]

There's no way in hell Santa will be eating these cookies after all that whiskey.

 

[Serious Business]

I don't really drink much anymore, but I've been told this is the thread to be seen in. I'll need someone to impress me.

By whom?

 

[FDAS]

I don't really drink much anymore, but I've been told this is the thread to be seen in. I'll need someone to impress me.

By whom?

People

 

[Serious Business]

I don't really drink much anymore, but I've been told this is the thread to be seen in. I'll need someone to impress me.

By whom?

People

The magazine?

 

[FDAS]

I don't really drink much anymore, but I've been told this is the thread to be seen in. I'll need someone to impress me.

By whom?

People

The magazine?

:hotjava:

 

[Serious Business]

I don't really drink much anymore, but I've been told this is the thread to be seen in. I'll need someone to impress me.

By whom?

People

The magazine?

:hotjava:

Not sure what to tell ya. There might be slightly fewer drunks here tonight with it being Christmas Eve and all. You should drink more and find out on your own.

 

[YSR]

I bought Christmas outfits for my boyfriend's cats today.

I'm experiencing shame like I've never experience before.

Also, I'm drunk.

 

[Serious Business]

I bought Christmas outfits for my boyfriend's cats today.I'm experiencing shame like I've never experience before.Also, I'm drunk.

Ooof. That's awful.Not the outfit part...the part about a grown man having cats....not one cat, but multiple cats.Does he knit too?

 

[YSR]

I bought Christmas outfits for my boyfriend's cats today.I'm experiencing shame like I've never experience before.Also, I'm drunk.

Ooof. That's awful.Not the outfit part...the part about a grown man having cats....not one cat, but multiple cats.Does he knit too?

No, he doesn't knit and other than a couple of strange things, he's a pretty normal guy. He happened across a cat on the side of the road about 3-4 years ago, picked her up and has had her since. Then got her a friend. So, only 2 cats. But, being a dog-lover and former cat-hater (until I discovered teh lolcat), this is all very new for me. I'm keeping his cats for a couple of days and thought it would be funny to dress them in Christmas get-up. Now both cats are probably going to pee in my mouth while I sleep.

 

[Serious Business]

I bought Christmas outfits for my boyfriend's cats today.I'm experiencing shame like I've never experience before.Also, I'm drunk.

Ooof. That's awful.Not the outfit part...the part about a grown man having cats....not one cat, but multiple cats.Does he knit too?

No, he doesn't knit and other than a couple of strange things, he's a pretty normal guy. He happened across a cat on the side of the road about 3-4 years ago, picked her up and has had her since. Then got her a friend. So, only 2 cats. But, being a dog-lover and former cat-hater (until I discovered teh lolcat), this is all very new for me. I'm keeping his cats for a couple of days and thought it would be funny to dress them in Christmas get-up. Now both cats are probably going to pee in my mouth while I sleep.

I was just bustin your non-ballsIt would be funnny if they peed in your mouth though....for us, not for you obviously

 

[Thorn]

I bought Christmas outfits for my boyfriend's cats today.I'm experiencing shame like I've never experience before.Also, I'm drunk.

Hey GB. Wrapping + vodka = good times.

 

[Zow]

Bottle of wine plus 2 22oz. Sapporo's + The Hangover = good christmas eve

 

[Zow]

I bought Christmas outfits for my boyfriend's cats today.I'm experiencing shame like I've never experience before.Also, I'm drunk.

Ooof. That's awful.Not the outfit part...the part about a grown man having cats....not one cat, but multiple cats.Does he knit too?

No, he doesn't knit and other than a couple of strange things, he's a pretty normal guy. He happened across a cat on the side of the road about 3-4 years ago, picked her up and has had her since. Then got her a friend. So, only 2 cats. But, being a dog-lover and former cat-hater (until I discovered teh lolcat), this is all very new for me. I'm keeping his cats for a couple of days and thought it would be funny to dress them in Christmas get-up. Now both cats are probably going to pee in my mouth while I sleep.

I was just bustin your non-ballsIt would be funnny if they peed in your mouth though....for us, not for you obviously

I must have been drunk in your sig. WTF was I babbling about?

 

[Serious Business]

I bought Christmas outfits for my boyfriend's cats today.I'm experiencing shame like I've never experience before.Also, I'm drunk.

Ooof. That's awful.Not the outfit part...the part about a grown man having cats....not one cat, but multiple cats.Does he knit too?

No, he doesn't knit and other than a couple of strange things, he's a pretty normal guy. He happened across a cat on the side of the road about 3-4 years ago, picked her up and has had her since. Then got her a friend. So, only 2 cats. But, being a dog-lover and former cat-hater (until I discovered teh lolcat), this is all very new for me. I'm keeping his cats for a couple of days and thought it would be funny to dress them in Christmas get-up. Now both cats are probably going to pee in my mouth while I sleep.

I was just bustin your non-ballsIt would be funnny if they peed in your mouth though....for us, not for you obviously

I must have been drunk in your sig. WTF was I babbling about?

Umm...not sure. I'm not the driver of this one. Just borrowing the keys PS Shoulda went with Die Hard

 

[Zow]

Almost there

oh #### yes i'm watching that right now...

 

[YSR]

I bought Christmas outfits for my boyfriend's cats today.

I'm experiencing shame like I've never experience before.

Also, I'm drunk.

Hey GB. Wrapping + vodka = good times.

OMGHI2USticking the tape on straight?

Having some kind of pumpkin ale after a few glasses of wine at my parents' house tonight.

Also, I've just sent boyfriend pics of cats in said costumes.

Calvin

Chloe (who is giving me the stank eye, may never get over this experience and is likely the one who will pee in my mouth tonight)

 

[Validation]

life is soooooooooooooo good

 

[Serious Business]

Almost there

oh #### yes i'm watching that right now...

Ditto. I have a bad feeling about this

 

[Zow]

Umm...not sure. I'm not the driver of this one. Just borrowing the keys

PS Shoulda went with Die Hard

I think I was mad at the ex's family and knew they read this so I tried to sound smarter than them. Yeah...

 

[Zow]

Almost there

oh #### yes i'm watching that right now...

Ditto. I have a bad feeling about this

FX rules.

 

[Validation]

Almost there

oh #### yes i'm watching that right now...

Ditto. I have a bad feeling about this

Its

a

trap

 

[Zow]

I bought Christmas outfits for my boyfriend's cats today.

I'm experiencing shame like I've never experience before.

Also, I'm drunk.

Hey GB. Wrapping + vodka = good times.

OMGHI2USticking the tape on straight?

Having some kind of pumpkin ale after a few glasses of wine at my parents' house tonight.

Also, I've just sent boyfriend pics of cats in said costumes.

Calvin

Chloe (who is giving me the stank eye, may never get over this experience and is likely the one who will pee in my mouth tonight)

those are some weird looking cats

 

[Zow]

Almost there

oh #### yes i'm watching that right now...

Ditto. I have a bad feeling about this

Its

a

trap

that was on earlier... i drank every time i saw Akbar on screen. GB Christmas by yourself haha

 

[Thorn]

I bought Christmas outfits for my boyfriend's cats today.

I'm experiencing shame like I've never experience before.

Also, I'm drunk.

Hey GB. Wrapping + vodka = good times.

OMGHI2USticking the tape on straight?

Having some kind of pumpkin ale after a few glasses of wine at my parents' house tonight.

Also, I've just sent boyfriend pics of cats in said costumes.

Calvin

Chloe (who is giving me the stank eye, may never get over this experience and is likely the one who will pee in my mouth tonight)

Holy #### Chloe does NOT look pleased.

 

[Serious Business]

that was on earlier... i drank every time i saw Akbar on screen. GB Christmas by yourself haha

We played "Beer Wars" in college.Drink every time Luke whines.Shotgun whenever someone has a bad feeling.Drink every time R2D2 is probably swearingShotgun when a hand gets cut offContinuously drink during a light saber duelShotgun if C3PO loses a body part.Theres more but those are the ones I slightly remember.ETA Drink whenever Leia is a #####

 

[Zow]

that was on earlier... i drank every time i saw Akbar on screen. GB Christmas by yourself haha

We played "Beer Wars" in college.Drink every time Luke whines.Shotgun whenever someone has a bad feeling.Drink every time R2D2 is probably swearingShotgun when a hand gets cut offContinuously drink during a light saber duelShotgun if C3PO loses a body part.Theres more but those are the ones I slightly remember.ETA Drink whenever Leia is a #####

you'd be soooo wasted.

 

[McJose]

I bought Christmas outfits for my boyfriend's cats today.

I'm experiencing shame like I've never experience before.

Also, I'm drunk.

Hey GB. Wrapping + vodka = good times.

OMGHI2USticking the tape on straight?

Having some kind of pumpkin ale after a few glasses of wine at my parents' house tonight.

Also, I've just sent boyfriend pics of cats in said costumes.

Calvin

Chloe (who is giving me the stank eye, may never get over this experience and is likely the one who will pee in my mouth tonight)

good god

 

[Serious Business]

you'd be soooo wasted.

THat was the point.I think I'm gonna do it for the rest of Return of the Jedi tonight

 

[Oh Yes!]

bueller?

 

[Oh Yes!]

bueller?

mcfly?

 

[zander_s]

Fa la la!

Wassup party people??

 

[Hastur]

a, how ya doin'?

[/jerseyaccent]

 

[Native]

EY!!!!!

 

[Hastur]

 

[Patrick Bateman]

She was a girl from Birmingham! She just had an abortion! Good beer, good times.

 

[Serious Business]

StryperKiss is gonna get laid

But he's drunk and wanted to say hi

Hi

 

[Oh Yes!]

StryperKiss is gonna get laidBut he's drunk and wanted to say hiHi

well?

 

[FDAS]

IT APPEARS I'VE BEEN LIED TO.

 

[Serious Business]

StryperKiss is gonna get laidBut he's drunk and wanted to say hiHi

well?

He was a freakin animal. He destroyed that verginer for a "three pointer"

IT APPEARS I'VE BEEN LIED TO.

Ok. Suck it.

 

[Oh Yes!]

anyone else doing a bit f boozin' tonight? going to the bears game tomorrow night and took off work till wednesday.

serious business

 

[Oh Yes!]

scary cat

 

[Joe Paterno]

mmmm quarter cask laphroig. and the fiancee is making pasta.

good night. good night.

 

[Oh Yes!]

mmmm quarter cask laphroig. and the fiancee is making pasta.good night. good night.

sweet, im drinking a dec 8th 2009 miller lite. bottoms up.